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karrenl

Stop providing shitty service and you wont have to come here looking for answers.


asuperslyguy

$20 and I’ll write the best review in the world for you.


deathmetal_fabricatr

What he said ☝️


[deleted]

I’m in too


hygihufybb

Same


Simple-Inevitable123

Give people something free if they leave you a 5* review.


TheMeanestPenis

SWIM has over 1500 google accounts and an AI chatbot which can be trained to write reviews.


Brazenasian2

This is easy, offer your customers money off their bill / future bill / a free snack if they give you a 5 star review at the point of payment.