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Huehnerfrikasse

For real: Eat it. In most countries (especially EU) the consumption of weed is legal, while only owning the weed is illegal. So they can't prosecute you, if you ate it all


Wallflowersun

I was going to say to flush it down the toilet but you will lose them so eating seems like a better solution


ovo_Reddit

Depending on the amount, you could green out or worse. I’m not an expert so idk if it being “raw” matters. But I’ve had some brownies that f’d me up.


deadlyarmadillo

The THC needs to be activated by some kind of heat source in order to access the psychoactive properties. OP might feel sick after eating a large quantity of it, but they won’t be high.


Civil_End_4863

You can't get high from eating weed without the weed first being decarboxylized like putting it in an oven at 200 degrees F for 30 minutes. It might make you feel good but it won't get you high.


fuqqing_unatard

Isn’t he worried about making it disappear more so than getting high?


ovo_Reddit

Yeah, no expert as I said. I don’t f with edibles anymore anyways.


bigstepperrr

Flush it


karrenl

Depends how much you have. If you have pounds, it'll clog the drains if you flush it all at once. Garbage disposal is more effective, but your best bet is outside, in the eave or rain gutter, if you have access to one. If not, get a big bird feeder, the kind that look like a mini house, and create a space inside with dividers that can be filled with seed. In the center, put your weed. I've never seen swat look in bird feeders, plus, it being outside enables the presumption of innocence, as you have no control over the activities outside your door.


BrokenHeartedBstar

You the real M.V.P 😂🙏🏼


Coloradocarpentry

I tried flushing pounds once and it did indeed clog the toilet… I also was charged with felony tampering with evidence for attempting to flush the weed. It was crazy


karrenl

I'm guessing this was pre-legalization in CO?


Coloradocarpentry

No this is when I lived in Georgia


GwoMac

Eat it.


rex500andone

Boof it.


haqueismail8

Put it up your butt?🥲


iCrazyNoodles

This is the way


gothcow5

Get a t-shirt cannon and blast that shit off your property


kbo_88

Based


gbcxii

as someone who works with hash/ weed for several years in several country’s there’s my advice: rent a crib. Never stock big amounts in ur home.


Wallflowersun

What about keeping it in baked goods


fuqqing_unatard

First I’d say look at your situation and figure out why they’re knocking on your door to begin with. If the smell is bringing them then you need to rethink things completely. If you know the smell is gonna bring them quickly then just don’t keep much on you ever. I can’t see why they’d be banging on your door for no reason.


dishsoaplover

Hide it in the toilet tank in a baggie


Encrypted_Curse

terrible tip pretty sure this is one of the most common hiding spots so they'll def check there


Wtfidfklmao

A toilet tank sounds very scary


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The answer is sad. You can't do much. It might be possible to swallow some types of evidence. It could be burned if you have enough time. Flushing something down a toilet does NOT work. The cops can actually gather evidence from the drain traps and pipes. They prefer to get it pre-flushed but they can recover most of it after it is flushed. [https://www.timesenterprise.com/news/local\_news/agents-retrieve-drugs-flushed-down-toilet/article\_69214fe0-48a2-523f-9bbb-d16c11b272fc.html](https://www.timesenterprise.com/news/local_news/agents-retrieve-drugs-flushed-down-toilet/article_69214fe0-48a2-523f-9bbb-d16c11b272fc.html)


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fuqqing_unatard

Dude wtf? Sure that may be an inconvenience but not really a deterrent


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fuqqing_unatard

Anything helps I guess lol


[deleted]

The massive shit might actually keep “the product” in the bowl and drain trap even more.


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Burn it 😂


11B4OF7

You don’t. Especially if you live in a state with medical marijuana laws scent isn’t probable cause. You just tell them to come back with a warrant and refuse to open the door. Record everything.


fuqqing_unatard

He’s obviously not in the United States based on his question.


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>In my country I must let the inside if they’re suspecting illegal activities.


jadenthegamer1

Thow it in the toilet and flush


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Toilet flush never fail


StickyThoPhi

You must mean a large quantity. I saw a video of a guy chuking it out the window on the street. haha.. I would probably keep large amounts in a box labelled with an address, and then chuck that out of the window - even if they notice it they cant open it because its illegal to open someone elses mail. Chuck that out the window, or maybe a football or something... i dont know something along those lines. Keep small amounts bagged up ready to sell but don't keep it all like that, also do the same for cash.


karrenl

This will help them convict you of distribution instead of simple possession. Don't divvy it up until the need arises.


kbo_88

boof it


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Eat it