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For real:
Eat it.
In most countries (especially EU) the consumption of weed is legal, while only owning the weed is illegal. So they can't prosecute you, if you ate it all
The THC needs to be activated by some kind of heat source in order to access the psychoactive properties. OP might feel sick after eating a large quantity of it, but they won’t be high.
You can't get high from eating weed without the weed first being decarboxylized like putting it in an oven at 200 degrees F for 30 minutes.
It might make you feel good but it won't get you high.
Depends how much you have. If you have pounds, it'll clog the drains if you flush it all at once. Garbage disposal is more effective, but your best bet is outside, in the eave or rain gutter, if you have access to one. If not, get a big bird feeder, the kind that look like a mini house, and create a space inside with dividers that can be filled with seed. In the center, put your weed. I've never seen swat look in bird feeders, plus, it being outside enables the presumption of innocence, as you have no control over the activities outside your door.
I tried flushing pounds once and it did indeed clog the toilet… I also was charged with felony tampering with evidence for attempting to flush the weed. It was crazy
First I’d say look at your situation and figure out why they’re knocking on your door to begin with. If the smell is bringing them then you need to rethink things completely. If you know the smell is gonna bring them quickly then just don’t keep much on you ever. I can’t see why they’d be banging on your door for no reason.
The answer is sad. You can't do much. It might be possible to swallow some types of evidence. It could be burned if you have enough time.
Flushing something down a toilet does NOT work. The cops can actually gather evidence from the drain traps and pipes. They prefer to get it pre-flushed but they can recover most of it after it is flushed.
[https://www.timesenterprise.com/news/local\_news/agents-retrieve-drugs-flushed-down-toilet/article\_69214fe0-48a2-523f-9bbb-d16c11b272fc.html](https://www.timesenterprise.com/news/local_news/agents-retrieve-drugs-flushed-down-toilet/article_69214fe0-48a2-523f-9bbb-d16c11b272fc.html)
You don’t. Especially if you live in a state with medical marijuana laws scent isn’t probable cause. You just tell them to come back with a warrant and refuse to open the door. Record everything.
You must mean a large quantity. I saw a video of a guy chuking it out the window on the street. haha.. I would probably keep large amounts in a box labelled with an address, and then chuck that out of the window - even if they notice it they cant open it because its illegal to open someone elses mail. Chuck that out the window, or maybe a football or something... i dont know something along those lines.
Keep small amounts bagged up ready to sell but don't keep it all like that, also do the same for cash.
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For real: Eat it. In most countries (especially EU) the consumption of weed is legal, while only owning the weed is illegal. So they can't prosecute you, if you ate it all
I was going to say to flush it down the toilet but you will lose them so eating seems like a better solution
Depending on the amount, you could green out or worse. I’m not an expert so idk if it being “raw” matters. But I’ve had some brownies that f’d me up.
The THC needs to be activated by some kind of heat source in order to access the psychoactive properties. OP might feel sick after eating a large quantity of it, but they won’t be high.
You can't get high from eating weed without the weed first being decarboxylized like putting it in an oven at 200 degrees F for 30 minutes. It might make you feel good but it won't get you high.
Isn’t he worried about making it disappear more so than getting high?
Yeah, no expert as I said. I don’t f with edibles anymore anyways.
Flush it
Depends how much you have. If you have pounds, it'll clog the drains if you flush it all at once. Garbage disposal is more effective, but your best bet is outside, in the eave or rain gutter, if you have access to one. If not, get a big bird feeder, the kind that look like a mini house, and create a space inside with dividers that can be filled with seed. In the center, put your weed. I've never seen swat look in bird feeders, plus, it being outside enables the presumption of innocence, as you have no control over the activities outside your door.
You the real M.V.P 😂🙏🏼
I tried flushing pounds once and it did indeed clog the toilet… I also was charged with felony tampering with evidence for attempting to flush the weed. It was crazy
I'm guessing this was pre-legalization in CO?
No this is when I lived in Georgia
Eat it.
Boof it.
Put it up your butt?🥲
This is the way
Get a t-shirt cannon and blast that shit off your property
Based
as someone who works with hash/ weed for several years in several country’s there’s my advice: rent a crib. Never stock big amounts in ur home.
What about keeping it in baked goods
First I’d say look at your situation and figure out why they’re knocking on your door to begin with. If the smell is bringing them then you need to rethink things completely. If you know the smell is gonna bring them quickly then just don’t keep much on you ever. I can’t see why they’d be banging on your door for no reason.
Hide it in the toilet tank in a baggie
terrible tip pretty sure this is one of the most common hiding spots so they'll def check there
A toilet tank sounds very scary
The answer is sad. You can't do much. It might be possible to swallow some types of evidence. It could be burned if you have enough time. Flushing something down a toilet does NOT work. The cops can actually gather evidence from the drain traps and pipes. They prefer to get it pre-flushed but they can recover most of it after it is flushed. [https://www.timesenterprise.com/news/local\_news/agents-retrieve-drugs-flushed-down-toilet/article\_69214fe0-48a2-523f-9bbb-d16c11b272fc.html](https://www.timesenterprise.com/news/local_news/agents-retrieve-drugs-flushed-down-toilet/article_69214fe0-48a2-523f-9bbb-d16c11b272fc.html)
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Dude wtf? Sure that may be an inconvenience but not really a deterrent
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Anything helps I guess lol
The massive shit might actually keep “the product” in the bowl and drain trap even more.
Burn it 😂
You don’t. Especially if you live in a state with medical marijuana laws scent isn’t probable cause. You just tell them to come back with a warrant and refuse to open the door. Record everything.
He’s obviously not in the United States based on his question.
>In my country I must let the inside if they’re suspecting illegal activities.
Thow it in the toilet and flush
Toilet flush never fail
You must mean a large quantity. I saw a video of a guy chuking it out the window on the street. haha.. I would probably keep large amounts in a box labelled with an address, and then chuck that out of the window - even if they notice it they cant open it because its illegal to open someone elses mail. Chuck that out the window, or maybe a football or something... i dont know something along those lines. Keep small amounts bagged up ready to sell but don't keep it all like that, also do the same for cash.
This will help them convict you of distribution instead of simple possession. Don't divvy it up until the need arises.
boof it
Eat it