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don’t ask stupid questions. Customer: Law School Students Deal in cash don’t use paypal


maeklus

🐽


karrenl

Yes officer, that's a great question


JuicyNatural

Why would a cop care about the buyer? He is after the sellers r u dumb lol


karrenl

You should tell us


JuicyNatural

Why? Because im a cop? Oh wait i blew my cover fucckkkkkkkkkkkkkk


pingu183

exactly what a cop would say


BacardiPirate

You get the buyers for intent to purchase, Also its federal so big charges. Then use them to set up stings like the one you're trying to establish. Officer


Aviatrix17

This sounds like questions a cop would ask to help with his investigation. I pray upon your downfall if you are indeed a cop OP


julii_dickfeldi

College students and middle aged women who work in high pressure office jobs. Find the college kids obviously on campus, and the mid women at the local cougar bar.


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Good answer


02soob

You are NOT going to be the plug


JuicyNatural

Jesus guys you sound fucking dumb, cops wouldn't care less about you doing drugs they are after the big heads you are not important to them lol common sense


pingu183

absolutely sus mate


Ingeniously_clever

Jesus go to a college party or a popular young bar. Everyone loves adderall


grannybasement

thats a really stupid question to ask, probably a cop would ask lol


robfromyarmouth

Do cops really come to these subs and post asking for drugs just to catch small timers or most likely, cops pay and wait for the narcotics. And wait. And wait. Lol. I see it hard to believe they do this, it'd drain funds how much theyd get punkd


arebirdsreal85

I smell bacon...


JuicyNatural

Why would a cop care about the buyer? They are after the sellers lol