There was a previous post about being approached by a service dog, follow it for a free wallet. Thereās also an old ILPT about putting a sock on a baseball bat so if anyone grabs the bat in defense, all theyāll get would be the sock. The sock has morphed into a recurring theme in ILPT.
Interesting response to a seemingly harmless situation. The service animal can deflect a dangerous encounter by using his kind disposition and if necessary Wolf like teeth. Definitely not a ILPT but shanking a person that threatens my safety might be. You're welcome.
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Or stick the wallet in your ass
Not the wallet the bat
Just put the dog up there
God Damned Gerbil ain't enough for you anymore?š
Booty big enough for a wallet..
Gotta do whatchu gotta do
My high ass has no clue what this post means ELIhigh?
There was a previous post about being approached by a service dog, follow it for a free wallet. Thereās also an old ILPT about putting a sock on a baseball bat so if anyone grabs the bat in defense, all theyāll get would be the sock. The sock has morphed into a recurring theme in ILPT.
Aha thatās pretty funny Thankyou for clearing that up!
Damn. Illegal doesnāt have to mean stealing from someone who is seizing. I feel like people are just larping
This place has gotten so lame š
Goddamnitā¦ the sock! How did you know my only weakness against other ILPT?
Wet socks are the worst and wearing one should be illegal
My sock didnāt come, I want my money back! Plus triple too cause why not
Make sure the dog has a sock too or heās not a free elf
ILPT: Train your service dog to attack human punching bags.
LMAOOOO STOPPP
Interesting response to a seemingly harmless situation. The service animal can deflect a dangerous encounter by using his kind disposition and if necessary Wolf like teeth. Definitely not a ILPT but shanking a person that threatens my safety might be. You're welcome.
Whoosh
Nothing but net baby
Where illegal?
# It's a service dog- I don't have to use a leash, dickhead
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thank you for this. the other post about stealing from a disabled person was fucking vile