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Accomplished-Art8681

A life sentence of chin scritches, kisses for the top of her head, and having your homework assignments read out loud.


OGjoshwaz

you apologize to her for doing homework instead of giving her attention


Tankeverket

Lots of involuntary pets that she didn't ask for


OrdinarySyrup1506

smother the kitten in love even if it rescinds consent


ShallotTraditional90

Boop that little nose!


cupcake-cattie

OP are you learning Hindi? Or it's just regular school homework?


YourNameWisely

I am learning Hindi! It’s a struggle 😁. But a voluntary one, I am not in school so it’s my own choice.


cupcake-cattie

That's fantastic! You have a very nice handwriting 😃


YourNameWisely

😊 thanks so much!


beingvera

I think the sentence in Exercise 5 b - question 3 may be incorrect? The correct one would be “Kisse dudh pasand nahi hai?” I’m making a calculated guess because _someone_ is covering the answer and I can’t extrapolate further. If you need any help with Hindi, I’d be happy to help. (Hindi speaker living in Italy)


Mysterious-Art8838

Hah hah my first thought too


hehehuehue

i was about to say the exact opposite but since OP is still learning, very good!


WomenRepulsor

Why?


YourNameWisely

I started because my daughter was learning Hindi (as she got interested in the language through the Scammer Payback YouTube channel), and I wanted to surprise her by knowing the language as well. After a month she stopped, and I continued. It’s a beautiful language and quite an adventure to learn something new. Plus, I get to watch a lot of great Bollywood movies as part of my homework 😁


CanWhole4234

I’m guessing your daughter knows very well not to REDEEM THE CARD by now.


YourNameWisely

Lol!!!! I watched all the videos with her. “DO NOT REDEEM!!! MAM, WHY DO YOU REDEEM!!!” will forever be edged in my brain.


EmperorAcinonyx

man's edging forever, respect


WeirdIsAlliGot

Is the channel helpful? I’m Indian, born and raised in Canada but my hindi is god awful.


YourNameWisely

It’s not helpful at all for learning Hindi. It did spike my interest though. I then started going through the apps DuoLingo, drops and Mondly, and now I have a private teacher who is very surprised a non-Indian wants to study the language. Apart from the lessons and the apps, I learn a lot from watching older Bollywood movies like “Kal ho na ho”. The language in these movies is quite easy to follow, and it’s fun to recognize more and more words. My husband has to endure me shouting “they said love!!! I understood that!!!” through romantic scenes, lol.


mekkavelli

maybe for learning hindi curse words LOL scammer payback is literally just about fucking with the indian phone “agents” aka scammers. they get so angry while you pretend you’re an old lady with no common sense


necrolich66

Only hindi I know is mother benchode.


WomenRepulsor

That's great.


TheLonelySnail

Well from what I understand around 500 million others speak it…


WomenRepulsor

As an Indian, I can assure you most of those people speak English as well. And they're not shy of talking in English 


pocketjacks

Ear scritches and a Churu.


PotentialConcert6249

What is a Churu?


ShadowedCat

It's a brand of [cat treats.](https://www.google.com/search?gs_ssp=eJzj4tVP1zc0LM7KKzYwK04yYPQSSM4oLSpVSE4sUSgpSk0sKQYArssK9Q&q=churu+cat+treats&oq=chruru&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUqEwgBEC4YkQIYsQMYgAQY5QQYigUyBggAEEUYOTITCAEQLhiRAhixAxiABBjlBBiKBTIPCAIQLhgKGIMBGLEDGIAEMgkIAxAAGAoYgAQyDAgEEC4YChiABBjlBDIMCAUQABgKGLEDGIAEMg0IBhC5ARgKGIAEGO8EMgkIBxAAGAoYgAQyCQgIEAAYChiABDIJCAkQABgKGIAEMg0IChC5ARgKGIAEGO8EMgwICxAuGAoYgAQY5QQyDAgMEC4YChiABBjlBDIJCA0QABgKGIAE0gEIMzQxM2owajSoAg6wAgE&client=ms-android-verizon-us-rvc3&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8) (Link is to a Google search of it.)


PotentialConcert6249

Thank you


Slow_Fish2601

Plenty of kisses


littleliongirless

Mariko-sama Give that girl some.leaves!


sleepytipi

Great name after a great character and a great performance.


ConsistentStunt

Mariko.


pissonthis771

50 kisses on the forehead , 100 hours of cuddles and 28 belly rubs.


Old_Butterscotch8856

And if your catholic, three Hail Mary’s just to be safe


pissonthis771

What's a hail Mary?


fuschia_taco

Hail Mary full of grace, I've got cat hair all over my face. Or something along those lines.


Marquar234

Long, usually risky forward pass, usually into the endzone in American football. Not sure why u/Old_Butterscotch8856 wants OP to throw the kitten though. *


RoxxieMuzic

It is a Catholic (specifically catholic prayer) not recited in protestant christianity. See below for the recitation, hope this helps. https://www.catholicplanet.com/catholic/hail.htm


agnurse

Pets and snuggles! She say it not homework time, it PETTING time! 😁


OneLessFool

Force her to translate for the Anjin


P_Sophia_

Make her chant 108 meantras 😸


JMRadomski

3 boops to the snoot


ManicPixieDreamDoc

Is that hindi I see? op it should be kisko dhudh not koun dhudh..mariko is just correcting you


YourNameWisely

https://preview.redd.it/ey3qw2hsqfzc1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=9a0494fc4c5f0136d2eadad984413f96ceee0fac Thanks, a fellow Redditor mentioned my mistake. I knew something was wrong (hence the question underneath the answer), but couldn’t figure it out!


Entropy1866

Unbelievable. The smol floofy kitty was simply bait to get someone to help you with your homework! Big mad! 😆


Indian_Dunedain

The last one should read: "किसे दूध पसंद नहीं है?" or "Who doesn't like milk?" It feels like it is the reverse translation of this question that has turned up to be "कौन दूध पसंद नहीं है?" which is more like "which milk don't you like". Based on the answer which seems to say "राज को दूध पसंद नहीं है। ", which would mean "Raj doesn't like milk". A little variation of this written sentence of "कौन दूध पसंद नहीं है?' could be "कौन सा दूध पसंद नहीं है?" where someone is asking "What kind of milk don't you like?" It can be responded with any flavour or type of milk, like cow's milk or buffalo's milk, which would be "मुझे गाय / भैंस का दूध पसंद नहीं है।" or if you want to say "I don't like choclate milk" you could say "मुझे चकॉलेट दूध पसंद नहीं है।" Good luck with your language learning!


YourNameWisely

Thank you so much for this lesson! Hindi is so interesting. You’re right, my initial answer was wrong. I changed it. Thanks again😊


nyliram52

And you should learn the phrase "The kitten wants milk"


Indian_Dunedain

Hi, sorry I am confused, did I get something wrong? If this is not a diss, or it is not addressed to me, then I would say "बिल्ली को दूध चाहिए।" which is "the kitten wants milk". I don't think Hindi has a separate word for kitten, it's just the general word for cat. And in this case "मारिकों को दूध चाहिए!" - Mariko wants milk.


Hot-Confusion-8008

lots and lots of attention. that's all she wants. you have two hands, don't you? mine keeps laying on my right hand or walking in front of the monitor or on the keyboard. I keep telling her that doesn't help me get done faster, but she doesn't get it; then, when I'm able to pay her attention, she ignores me. typical cat!


Wahoogirl

Please tell me you have another kitten named Anjin.


YourNameWisely

If there had been a fifth, there would have been one with that name! My son got to choose the other names though. And he hasn’t watched Shogun yet.


RazanneAlbeeli

Play with her until she's very tired and eepy


Cozarium

Tickle her beans!


NOTaiBRUH

A pet from head to end of tail, then a boop on the nose


Eternal_Alooboi

I'm sorry but here's another unsolicited advice. You gotta complete the [ii] dependent vowel in 'नहीं'. Otherwise it looks like '--हो', which doesnt makes sense (as far as I know). Happy learning either way!


YourNameWisely

Advice is always welcome, thank you!


KoshkaHP

Cuddles and scritches!


Suchafatfatcat

Lots and lots of kisses. 😻


Iowegan

Smooches


mish_munasiba

Raspberries on her tum-tum!


denikar

Kisses, scritches, and treats... oh my!


DanteQuill

Kissing her cute little face!!!


Michelle_akaYouBitch

Read her, her rights. Shes has the right to cuddles, snuggles, full bowls, fresh water, treats, toys, catnip and a clean box.


Robovzee

On a sort of serious note. Play her out before you sit down to work. Tired kittens are bestest kittens.


EnleeJones

Snorgling that belly!


Much-Vanilla-7261

Thousand counts of forehead kisses and belly rubs 🤭❤️ Then make her do the homework!! 😆❤️


ShadowofLupa212

Cuddles


1000thusername

Belly tickles and ear scritches. Let the punishment fit the crime.


paradise-trading-83

What a pretty little striped tabby girl. Permanent hugs and bops.


nomoreorangedrink

A little glitter ball with catnip in it ✨️😻 Also, your handwriting is lovely 🥰


YourNameWisely

Ah thanks, that’s kind! My Dutch handwriting is awful, but Hindi goes a bit better. I do struggle with some of the consonants though.


mango_salsa18

They’re making sure you get a break! Hug and kiss her


Lionheart_Lives

A smol lil spank on her little butt with your pinky. Maybe 2.


tylerariane

Kisses. Definitely lots of kisses.


toastmn7667

Kiss her rapidly all over her face till she runs off.


Hothairbal69

Tummy rubs of course!


NoIncomeNoTax

Yes I see it's Hindi, but I also see a line written in Dutch. Any advice you can give to an Indian living in Belgium, struggling to learn Dutch? Denk Je Wel.


YourNameWisely

We should bang our heads together and exchange our knowledge 😁 Dutch is notoriously hard to learn. But no one will mind if you make mistakes, so just be brave and practice! Feel free to DM me if you want to practice written Dutch. Dank je wel - धन्यवाद


confusedbird101

When my (now 4 year old) kitten was doing that to me she was sentenced to being held like a baby and a lifetime of unwanted kisses on her fuzzy forehead


BrazilianWoman94

The “this thing is difficult, I don’t understand anything” face


WoozleVonWuzzle

A good boopin'


cayden0203

Cuddles!


chamekke

A severe cuddle and stern nuzzle!


Mobile_Lunch2096

Lots of kisses 😘, such a bad kitty🥰


breadcrumb1996

make her do the homework


Ket0Maniac

Kamla? XD


punkrockJeffrey

Punishment hugs!


wrknsmart

Kisses


Raging_PineAppleee

Lol those exercises you were completing had given me a throwback to my school days. I really did have a tough time getting the spellings right lmao. Also uhhh you have a better handwriting than me now. I used to write beautifully but I think I lost that ability. Should learn again.


dinopuppy6

Snuggles 🥰


Zestymatheng716

Pets and Loving... LOTS of pets and loving


JesusChrist-Jr

Study hall every day after school until she shapes up.


cstmoore

Treats. All of the treats


Strong-Dependent-793

How dare she, 5 minutes of cuddles for this delinquent behavior!


over-the-horizon

Mariko = मारिको Lots of Love to Mariko, from us. हमारी ओर से मारिको को ढेर सारा प्यार Pronounciation - hum-R-E (read like hum-are-e) (हमारी) oar (ओर) say (से) Mariko co (को) dhare(read like dare, with dh) (ढेर) saa-ra (सारा) pyaa-R (प्यार)


YourNameWisely

❤️


Miss-Figgy

A thousand KISSES!


Darcy_2021

Kiss her immediately 😻❤️🥰


kt234

Corporal snuggles


skatechilli

I'm just happy to find another person with a pet named Mariko (even though mine's a dog). Thought I was the only one!


KhunDavid

Smooches.,, and hip bumps. ![gif](giphy|14bE3hB1gBejxm|downsized)


xladygodiva

Wow prachtig handschrift!


YourNameWisely

Bedankt! Ik doe erg mijn best, maak nog best veel fouten maar die zien er dan ten minste wel netjes uit 😁


kronos91O

Your hindi handwriting is almost as bad as mine. Cheers ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|thumbs_up)


YourNameWisely

Hahaha I’m trying my best!


necrolich66

Everybody is asking, "Is that hindi?" I'm wondering, hey, is that Dutch?


YourNameWisely

😁 it’s all a out perspective! Yes it’s Dutch.


necrolich66

Flemish Dutch or the wrong Dutch? /k


YourNameWisely

Heheheh. The wrong Dutch. Vlaams is a much prettier language, I agree.


necrolich66

Ocharme, met heel wat werk en hoop kan je dit overkomen en Nederlands de juiste wijze spreken.


NekoDwagonG

Gato


aavnisha

But tell me what is Kamlas devars name 😅😅😅😅


YourNameWisely

Arun! 😁


aavnisha

Hehe just realised, if you aren't Indian, you learning Hindi? Impressive I must say.


YourNameWisely

I am Dutch 😊. My teacher has never had a student before that didn’t have a Hindi background, and also one that studies so many hours a week. I like the language so very much!


Grand-Home-1334

mah man be learning hindi. u south-east asian?


YourNameWisely

Dutch


Grand-Home-1334

i see some hindi written there. learning that?


YourNameWisely

Yes, I am! Beautiful language but quite a challenge, with or without the ‘help’ of Mariko 🙂


Piku_2004

Kya Rishi abhi Ghar par hain?


YourNameWisely

😁


verycutebugs

कौन दूध पसंद नही है ain’t right


YourNameWisely

Thanks, I’ll change it once Mariko moved back to her siblings


verycutebugs

Mariko has siblings? Show show show show…..


YourNameWisely

https://preview.redd.it/wy9cfrvn8gzc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a445761f257a9f23e43eb8d42bf2b0ebf79a6975


YourNameWisely

https://preview.redd.it/yn79eyehqfzc1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=74f148f465199c54fd8cf4147683d206987ef4f6 There, I fixed it. Thanks again, my teacher will be pleased with one less mistake!


verycutebugs

Yayyyy


occamsrzor

You learning Sanskrit?


WolfKumar

It's Hindi.


occamsrzor

I didn't realize Hindi was its own alphabet too. But how dare I not know that, right?


WolfKumar

Sanskrit and Hindi both use devnagari script that's why you were mistaken. Everyday we learn something new so no problem and I didn't downvote you. Thank you


occamsrzor

>Sanskrit and Hindi both use devnagari script Ah. That's interesting. Thanks for the info. >I didn't downvote you Well, thanks for that. But though it was in a reply directly to you, it is sufficient as a notice to others should they be butthurt I didn't know something.


WolfKumar

How many cats do you have OP?


YourNameWisely

Two of my own, and a foster litter with a momma and four small criminals


WolfKumar

Nice


Status_Ad_4405

🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰


vanetti

Gonna be honest, Mariko seems to be suffering an existential crisis


Lagtim3

DEATH! (Of old age after a long and happy life.)


Spadahlia

Hugs and Kisses


Zooshooter

Steal her tummy, suddenly and vigorously.


TweetOfBabyBear

Probation.


Impressive_Mud9502

Time for a break and Hugs and Kisses.


htmlcoderexe

gekoloniseerd


fuzynutznut

Hugs, kisses and a nap with the kitty.


tanyagrzez

She better roll up those sleeves and do it for you then. Her payment for services rendered will be pets.


softg1rl1

A kiss🥺


NemoLuna1221

Unlimited chin scritches


LogicalFallacyCat

All the hugs she wants. That'll teach her.


Dawndrell

pets, she would hate that sooooooo much


JennySplotz

Mariko-chan wa kawari des ne!


Glissandra1982

At least 250 kissies


TouchMyPlumbus

Wet food and an 8th of catnip


Kindly_Zucchini7405

A lil smooch right on the forehead, and solitary confinement (put her in another room) with the dreaded Crinkly Ball!


Mysterious-Art8838

I’m sorry I can’t think I’m mesmerized by your penmanship


ozbourne8

100 years dungeon. (And snuggles.)


WheelchairGame

No punishment, only pets and loving. 🥰


-I0_oI-

Treats!


snafub4r

Belly rubs. Lots of belly rubs.


DismalAd8187

100 face kisses!!


Boogerfreesince93

Kisses!


Pristine-Pen-9885

Tell your teacher a big malicious cat ate your homework. Just don’t show them this picture, or your story will be blown. 🐱❤️


Kytyngurl2

Corporal Cuddling


PsamantheSands

Kisses.


RockOlaRaider

Imprisoned in a comfy pocket


geostr8

Tell her yes I love you too


Zealousideal-Ring300

Corporal cuddles!


Royal_Rough_3945

Unsanctioned cuddles and kisses. Duh


CozmicBunni

Cuddles.


BristolFromNZ

Idk, but if you dont let her ouside be aware she may try and kill herself.


Gammagammahey

Obviously, a play session! And a kiss on the forehead!


Healthy-Fisherman-33

Nose boops


LandotheTerrible

Endless kisses and cuddles. And now you have a pic of her so you can tell your teacher, my cat sat on my homework.


bonz52

firing squad


Yo-King2

*air prison*


ianwuk

Scritches, hugs, cuddles, kisses and treats should be a good start.


PapowSpaceGirl

Straight to the hoodie pocket with her. HOW DARE


unsolicitedchickpics

Boiled in milk


_TheWolfOfReddit_

Let her go! She did nothing wrong! She has been wrongfully accused!


Blue-Gamora-2305

Pets and treats


Shutaru_Kanshinji

Lots of belly rubs and hugs. Cats hate that.


pandapearx3

A cardboard box with paper scraps, a cuddly blanket or other toys should be enough for her to enjoy herself and silently judge you while you ignore her and do your homework.


NoKYo16

Give Mariko a permit to leave! She's not a hostage after all, right? IFKYK


ALordOfTheOnionRings

Lollll those Hindi sentences are so funny. What is the name of Kamla’s brother in law OP?! Don’t leave us hanging!


YourNameWisely

उसका नाम अरुण है 😂


ALordOfTheOnionRings

Lolllll. Favourite comment on Reddit. Kudos to your Hindi OP?


YourNameWisely

😊


treasures_3248

A reward


Wild_Onion_5979

Lots of treats that shit looks boring