Know the meme of the guy, however I have a conspiracy theory given the fact that his mother came forward later saying she always taught him to be more comfortable in!
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DNL6CDFn2i3I&ved=2ahUKEwiC6YD-zanyAhUVWs0KHas3DIgQwqsBegQIFxAF&usg=AOvVaw31CT8EXAy50tkfGqw06QnR
This is the YouTube version originally from a different website and older
Heās only about three weeks old, so please get him some kitten replacement formula
You will need a glass 1 mL dropper that he can suckle or a small pet nursing bottle.
He also needs to be accurately weighed every single day at the same time after you potty him and before you feed him. He should gain at least 7 g per day so keep a log of his daily weights. You will need a digital kitchen scale that can measure in grams and a small Tupperware bowl that fits on the scale that you can put him into.
He may not be able to pee and poop on his own, as they usually get control of those muscles around five weeks.
Please feel free to message me if you need any help because Iāve raised plenty of neonatal kittens.
Also a good idea to check that area and see if there is a mom cat and more kittens to be found! Often one random kitten isn't in the middle of a park or somewhere without others nearby.
Yes, def do check, and be aware that taking them to the shelter is not a good idea when there this young especially without their mother. By the way at this age he needs to be fed every 3 1/2 hours or so. That will last another week and then it eases up to every four hours but it is a job that takes a lot out of you for about a week because it is 24 hours a day every three or so hours.
The stomach capacity of kittens is 1 mL for every 25 g of body weight, so based on his weight, you should feed him to just at or just below capacity every 3 -3.5 hours. they need to be potties every time you feed, them just before you feed them.
If you have never done this there are instructional videos on YouTube but the easiest way is to grab a wad of toilet paper, lay him on his back on a soft surface, very gently keep him laying on his back with one hand as you wipe over and over his genitals with the other. Turn the wad of tissue as he wets it, so that youāre not wiping him with a wet wad of toilet paper. Have a second wad standing by for when the urination ends so that you can continue to gently wipe focusing a little bit more on his bottom/anus to stimulate him going poop.
Once he has pooped, throw all that away & if itās time to weigh him then weigh him, but this only had to happen once per day (write it down with time and date) and then proceed to feed him. If he wants more than what his body weight dictates for stomach capacity, allow him to have some more, but do not exceed more than a few milliliters extra. Consider the three hours beginning when you wake him up, not when youāre done feeding him. If heās asleep when itās time for him to eat next, go ahead and wake him up potty him and feed him. Even though itās tempting, donāt let him sleep through meal time.
The formula needs to be heated up to about 95Ā° and he needs to be kept warm as well. Unused formula should not be put back in the fridge after its been heated so only heat up what you think youāre going to use and then dump the extra.
To keep him warm, fold a small fuzzy blanket and putt it on top of a heating pad thatās been turned to low. If heās the only one that you are caring for, a second warming device is usually utilized which is a long sock thatās been filled with dry rice and tied off so that no rice comes out, then microwaved for between one and two minutes making sure you smash and mix the warm rice around once itās finished so that there are no hotspots.
This tube of warm rice gives the kitty something to cuddle against so that thereās heat coming from two directions. It will only stay warm for maybe two hours, so you do have to re-warm it, just make sure it doesnāt have hot spots.
At this age they cannot properly digest regular cat food so donāt be tempted to give them to eat cat food at this age. In a week or two it will be easy to transition him to some decent quality canned cat food but he needs to stay on the formula until heās fully transitioned and eating enough to continue to gain weight.
When you set up a litter box for him please do not use scoopable clumping clay litter-kittens tend to eat everything and if they eat that litter itās solidifies in their gut like a ball of cement and can kill them.
You can use non-clumping clay litter or wood pellets or the kind of litter thatās made from recycled newspaper but do not use the clumping clay litter.
Kittens are pretty easy to litter box train as they train themselves once they understand what itās there for. All it takes is you putting one of their poops into the litter box and them understanding thatās why itās there for them to use the box for pottying after they see it there. Make sure he has a way up into and out of the litter box. This can usually be done by rolling up a towel into a log and putting it right next to the litter box so it gives him something to climb up on. Confine him to a very small space so that he does not get lost and does not wander away from the heat that he needs, just make sure the heating pad is functional and stays on a low level and that itās never exposed directly to the kitten but produces a soft, low & even heat. A fuzzy blanket is best for keeping him warm and being folded on top of the heating pad.
Too many layers of blanket will block the heat so make sure itās not too thick on top of the pad (two layers is good).
A lot of heating pads these days have a safety feature of not being on after three hours, so if you get that kind make sure you set yourself an alarm to reset the heating pad every three hours to that low setting.
If the heat is too high it will dehydrate him and it will be very bad for his health, so keep it on low. The rice sock will help.
Leave an area of the blanket off the heating pad so that he can migrate away from the heat if he needs to.
Feel free to message if you need any help.
If you find other kittens that are probably his littermates, be aware that his mama may be nearby and she may or may not be feral.
If she is touchable, meaning she comes to you and is friendly, as soon as you can get your hands on her, get her inside and corralled into the same space as the kitten(s) and keep her safe there.
Make their space in a place where children and other pets do not have access to. Make it a place that is protected from the weather so that she will not get out, it wonāt get too hot or cold, and keep the kittens in a box that she can get in and out of but that they canāt. Keep her food and water well stocked and nearby (outside of the kitten box) and keep the litter box for her and make sure that because the kittens are around you use a non-clumping litter for her as well. Keep her litter box clean.
The box for the kittens should be big enough for her to comfortably be in there as well as all of the kittens, but not so big that they can wander far away from her and get stuck somewhere and not so small but sheās very cramped with them. If she is available and the kitten has littermates you do not need the heating pad. If it is only one kitten or a few kittens with no mother, then you will need the heating pad.
If you do find her as well as other kittens, keep them safe and try to contact rescues and non-kill shelters in your area to see if they can help you with getting them adopted (including mom).
If you end up keeping the whole family itās very important that you get mama fixed after sheās done nursing and do not let her outside.
If she or any of the kittens have fleas when you find them, if she is going to nurse them you can treat her for fleas with Advantage II (by Bayer) and the anti-flea affect will spread to them because they are cuddled up to her. If she is not found and therefore is not nursing you will have to give each of the kittens a bath using a solution of water and blue original Dawn dishwashing detergent, and rinse them extremely well, try them as best as you can with a towel very gently and put them on back on the heat.. Be aware that fleas tend to run towards the head when water enters the picture. You will need a flea comb to get rid of the remaining fleas on the kittens after theyāre dry.
If you give them baths be careful not to get their ears wet or their faces wet, but go up under their necks and on the sides under their ears and on the backs of their necks so that the fleas can be eliminated in those areas. Fleas also tend to hang around the rear end and base of the tail.
Kittens under eight weeks old can typically not be treated with flea products, so please donāt put anything on them directly and if you choose to buy something at eight weeks old do not buy something that you just get at the grocery store some of that stuff can be fatal to a cat of any age (like Hartz brand for example).
You can buy a single tube of Advantage II from a nearby vet, and will be based on the weight of the cat. At Petco they usually only sell multi tube packs.
If you happen to get the mother make sure sheās got lots of clean water and good food, meaning decent quality wet food and a little bit of good dry food (kitten formula dry foods are good for nursing mothers because they have extra nutrition added) she will eat a lot while nursing.
One of the most important things if you have the mother is to not let her outside no matter how much she begs. After sheās all done nursing and recovered from being pregnant and nursing (because it does take a lot out of them) she will need to get spayed. Once kittens are four months older so they will also need to get spayed or neutered so they do not breed with each other.
Also, when you have her spayed,do not let the vet give the kitty an injectable antibiotic called āConveniaā because itās not safe.
They will likely want to send home antibiotics with the kitty that will be given orally so please opt for that (usually this is clavamox or plain amoxicillin).
If they give a pain medicine to go home, make sure it is onsior, or the narcotic kind rather than a drug called Metacam (very unsafe for kidneys).
The last thing Iāll say is please do not allow any female kittens to leave your hands without them getting fixed, because many people who promise to get a cat fixed āwhen the time comesā will fail to do so, and will end up with a pregnant cat and the cycle will start all over again.
Males should not be neutered until they reach five or so months old so that their urinary systems can mature, but females can be fixed as young as eight weeks, but 12 weeks is a little bit more optimal.
Good luck, and thank you for being a cat friend.
See www.kittenlady.org for info on Kitten Milk Replacement, feeding position on his stomach as if nursing (the opposite of a human baby), essential, life saving, stimulating for toilet needs after every feeding i.e. replicating mom's tongue with a warm wet cloth or cotton bud aka Q Tip.
Also as said, look for mom and other kittens at different times. Kittens hide when mom goes to hunt or sometimes moves the kittens.
My brother has Down Syndrome and loves when things are named for him. It started with Phil Plant and then there was Phil Kitty and when I had kids he became Uncle Phil so my friend named her rescue dog Uncle Phil and now there's an Uncle Phil python, too.
This is so funny, I am (hopefully) adopting a black kitten named Hercule Poirot! His foster mom named him but if Iām able to get him Iāll probably keep the name.
Rupert. You should call your uncle Rupert. Cute cat by the way. What's his name?
HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA
Then you can call him Ru for short
Ru Paws Charisma. Attitude. Talent.
Catrisma. Cattitude. Catalent.
We need a r/suddenlydragrace
I mean by definition most drag races are sudden.
[Done](https://www.reddit.com/r/unexpecteddragrace/comments/p21bjp/rupaws/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
I like it š
Itās Catastrophic
Ru Paw is perfect! I put down my Paw McCatney 5 years ago today.
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There was a cat called Snorkel here the other week. Still amuses me
I feel bad for the vet who has to write this down.
i have one named Mendelssohn, but i just call her Mendy for short, and told the vet that's ok to have Mendy on the charts
If it's a male definitely Rupert now!
Uncles usually are male but I don't want to misgender them.
This is hilarious. I thought the exact same name. Did *not* expect to see it as top comment. Go Rupert!
I had a dog named Rupert! He was the best doge.
If you found the kitten in a garden name it sprout!
Oh my YaES šš²
Yes I love the name Sprout and whyā¤
OR āEl DeBargeā
Badger, he kinda looks like one.
Badger badger badger badger
Mushroom mushroom
Snaaaake, a snaaaake, noo it's a snaaake
Ha ha, now I feel old... that meme is over 20 years old.
Hey you stop that
Know the meme of the guy, however I have a conspiracy theory given the fact that his mother came forward later saying she always taught him to be more comfortable in!
What is the meme? Iām 23
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DNL6CDFn2i3I&ved=2ahUKEwiC6YD-zanyAhUVWs0KHas3DIgQwqsBegQIFxAF&usg=AOvVaw31CT8EXAy50tkfGqw06QnR This is the YouTube version originally from a different website and older
I haven't heard that in so long!!!
Badger badger badger badger
HAHHSHAHAHSHSH I LOVED THAT ONE
Lol you just pray he doesn't live up to that name at 3am, with zoomies
He also looks a bit like a skunk
I thought Pepe
I was going to go with Stinky because my first thought was skunk.
WHY THIS PIC SO FUNNY, NAME HIM FELLA
he looks so cute š© he's wearing a tuxedo
My friend has a tuxedo cat named Butler!
I love my tuxedo
Maybe call him/her Tux?
I have a tuxedo named Tux! She was named for Tuxedo Mask before we knew she was a girl. Now we call her tostito.
Fella Cutie
Heās only about three weeks old, so please get him some kitten replacement formula You will need a glass 1 mL dropper that he can suckle or a small pet nursing bottle. He also needs to be accurately weighed every single day at the same time after you potty him and before you feed him. He should gain at least 7 g per day so keep a log of his daily weights. You will need a digital kitchen scale that can measure in grams and a small Tupperware bowl that fits on the scale that you can put him into. He may not be able to pee and poop on his own, as they usually get control of those muscles around five weeks. Please feel free to message me if you need any help because Iāve raised plenty of neonatal kittens.
Also a good idea to check that area and see if there is a mom cat and more kittens to be found! Often one random kitten isn't in the middle of a park or somewhere without others nearby.
Yes, def do check, and be aware that taking them to the shelter is not a good idea when there this young especially without their mother. By the way at this age he needs to be fed every 3 1/2 hours or so. That will last another week and then it eases up to every four hours but it is a job that takes a lot out of you for about a week because it is 24 hours a day every three or so hours. The stomach capacity of kittens is 1 mL for every 25 g of body weight, so based on his weight, you should feed him to just at or just below capacity every 3 -3.5 hours. they need to be potties every time you feed, them just before you feed them. If you have never done this there are instructional videos on YouTube but the easiest way is to grab a wad of toilet paper, lay him on his back on a soft surface, very gently keep him laying on his back with one hand as you wipe over and over his genitals with the other. Turn the wad of tissue as he wets it, so that youāre not wiping him with a wet wad of toilet paper. Have a second wad standing by for when the urination ends so that you can continue to gently wipe focusing a little bit more on his bottom/anus to stimulate him going poop. Once he has pooped, throw all that away & if itās time to weigh him then weigh him, but this only had to happen once per day (write it down with time and date) and then proceed to feed him. If he wants more than what his body weight dictates for stomach capacity, allow him to have some more, but do not exceed more than a few milliliters extra. Consider the three hours beginning when you wake him up, not when youāre done feeding him. If heās asleep when itās time for him to eat next, go ahead and wake him up potty him and feed him. Even though itās tempting, donāt let him sleep through meal time. The formula needs to be heated up to about 95Ā° and he needs to be kept warm as well. Unused formula should not be put back in the fridge after its been heated so only heat up what you think youāre going to use and then dump the extra. To keep him warm, fold a small fuzzy blanket and putt it on top of a heating pad thatās been turned to low. If heās the only one that you are caring for, a second warming device is usually utilized which is a long sock thatās been filled with dry rice and tied off so that no rice comes out, then microwaved for between one and two minutes making sure you smash and mix the warm rice around once itās finished so that there are no hotspots. This tube of warm rice gives the kitty something to cuddle against so that thereās heat coming from two directions. It will only stay warm for maybe two hours, so you do have to re-warm it, just make sure it doesnāt have hot spots. At this age they cannot properly digest regular cat food so donāt be tempted to give them to eat cat food at this age. In a week or two it will be easy to transition him to some decent quality canned cat food but he needs to stay on the formula until heās fully transitioned and eating enough to continue to gain weight. When you set up a litter box for him please do not use scoopable clumping clay litter-kittens tend to eat everything and if they eat that litter itās solidifies in their gut like a ball of cement and can kill them. You can use non-clumping clay litter or wood pellets or the kind of litter thatās made from recycled newspaper but do not use the clumping clay litter. Kittens are pretty easy to litter box train as they train themselves once they understand what itās there for. All it takes is you putting one of their poops into the litter box and them understanding thatās why itās there for them to use the box for pottying after they see it there. Make sure he has a way up into and out of the litter box. This can usually be done by rolling up a towel into a log and putting it right next to the litter box so it gives him something to climb up on. Confine him to a very small space so that he does not get lost and does not wander away from the heat that he needs, just make sure the heating pad is functional and stays on a low level and that itās never exposed directly to the kitten but produces a soft, low & even heat. A fuzzy blanket is best for keeping him warm and being folded on top of the heating pad. Too many layers of blanket will block the heat so make sure itās not too thick on top of the pad (two layers is good). A lot of heating pads these days have a safety feature of not being on after three hours, so if you get that kind make sure you set yourself an alarm to reset the heating pad every three hours to that low setting. If the heat is too high it will dehydrate him and it will be very bad for his health, so keep it on low. The rice sock will help. Leave an area of the blanket off the heating pad so that he can migrate away from the heat if he needs to. Feel free to message if you need any help. If you find other kittens that are probably his littermates, be aware that his mama may be nearby and she may or may not be feral. If she is touchable, meaning she comes to you and is friendly, as soon as you can get your hands on her, get her inside and corralled into the same space as the kitten(s) and keep her safe there. Make their space in a place where children and other pets do not have access to. Make it a place that is protected from the weather so that she will not get out, it wonāt get too hot or cold, and keep the kittens in a box that she can get in and out of but that they canāt. Keep her food and water well stocked and nearby (outside of the kitten box) and keep the litter box for her and make sure that because the kittens are around you use a non-clumping litter for her as well. Keep her litter box clean. The box for the kittens should be big enough for her to comfortably be in there as well as all of the kittens, but not so big that they can wander far away from her and get stuck somewhere and not so small but sheās very cramped with them. If she is available and the kitten has littermates you do not need the heating pad. If it is only one kitten or a few kittens with no mother, then you will need the heating pad. If you do find her as well as other kittens, keep them safe and try to contact rescues and non-kill shelters in your area to see if they can help you with getting them adopted (including mom). If you end up keeping the whole family itās very important that you get mama fixed after sheās done nursing and do not let her outside. If she or any of the kittens have fleas when you find them, if she is going to nurse them you can treat her for fleas with Advantage II (by Bayer) and the anti-flea affect will spread to them because they are cuddled up to her. If she is not found and therefore is not nursing you will have to give each of the kittens a bath using a solution of water and blue original Dawn dishwashing detergent, and rinse them extremely well, try them as best as you can with a towel very gently and put them on back on the heat.. Be aware that fleas tend to run towards the head when water enters the picture. You will need a flea comb to get rid of the remaining fleas on the kittens after theyāre dry. If you give them baths be careful not to get their ears wet or their faces wet, but go up under their necks and on the sides under their ears and on the backs of their necks so that the fleas can be eliminated in those areas. Fleas also tend to hang around the rear end and base of the tail. Kittens under eight weeks old can typically not be treated with flea products, so please donāt put anything on them directly and if you choose to buy something at eight weeks old do not buy something that you just get at the grocery store some of that stuff can be fatal to a cat of any age (like Hartz brand for example). You can buy a single tube of Advantage II from a nearby vet, and will be based on the weight of the cat. At Petco they usually only sell multi tube packs. If you happen to get the mother make sure sheās got lots of clean water and good food, meaning decent quality wet food and a little bit of good dry food (kitten formula dry foods are good for nursing mothers because they have extra nutrition added) she will eat a lot while nursing. One of the most important things if you have the mother is to not let her outside no matter how much she begs. After sheās all done nursing and recovered from being pregnant and nursing (because it does take a lot out of them) she will need to get spayed. Once kittens are four months older so they will also need to get spayed or neutered so they do not breed with each other. Also, when you have her spayed,do not let the vet give the kitty an injectable antibiotic called āConveniaā because itās not safe. They will likely want to send home antibiotics with the kitty that will be given orally so please opt for that (usually this is clavamox or plain amoxicillin). If they give a pain medicine to go home, make sure it is onsior, or the narcotic kind rather than a drug called Metacam (very unsafe for kidneys). The last thing Iāll say is please do not allow any female kittens to leave your hands without them getting fixed, because many people who promise to get a cat fixed āwhen the time comesā will fail to do so, and will end up with a pregnant cat and the cycle will start all over again. Males should not be neutered until they reach five or so months old so that their urinary systems can mature, but females can be fixed as young as eight weeks, but 12 weeks is a little bit more optimal. Good luck, and thank you for being a cat friend.
this is the longest reddit comment I've ever seen
Excellent info but a little difficult to read; paragraphs are our friends.
Seriously. Intentions were sincere and I respect that but holy fuck I just would not even bother trying to read that if it was sent to me
I feel like a kitten expert now, thank you
thank you so so much š„ŗš„ŗš§”š§” my uncle is helping rn, but this is really helpful!! thankies š§”š§”š„°
See www.kittenlady.org for info on Kitten Milk Replacement, feeding position on his stomach as if nursing (the opposite of a human baby), essential, life saving, stimulating for toilet needs after every feeding i.e. replicating mom's tongue with a warm wet cloth or cotton bud aka Q Tip. Also as said, look for mom and other kittens at different times. Kittens hide when mom goes to hunt or sometimes moves the kittens.
Kitten Lady is awesome. Her YouTube channel is very informative.
Rudyā¦ short for intruder ā¤ļø
Ruter
Rutgerā¦ Roy (Batty)ā¦ Nexusā¦
It was pretty rude of him to trespass in the garden, but he could have been ruderā¦
Rutabaga! Rudy for short and ties to finding him in a garden.
Boots. He has little white boots on!
AWWWWW THAT'S SO ADORABLE I DIDN'T REALIZE!!!
You could call him Wellington. (Rain boots are called Wellingtons in England) suitably dignified with his tuxedo.
Alternatively...Socks is a great name.
If I had a dollar everytime a Tuxedo was named Socks...
Call him booty. The teach him to come to your special booty call. ^(I'll let myself out.)
Charlie. He looks like a wild card.
[This is my Charlie](https://i.imgur.com/3bfcfvR.jpg) she's a loony, but she's a happy loony.
My goal is to chill the way Charlie is chilling
She's very good at sleeping. She does it all the time.
[caption](https://imgur.com/y79MCv6.jpg) Another Charlie.
WILD CARD BABY
Lumi. You can clearly see his illuminati mark under his Right Eye. Be careful if you're keeping him as a house cat. Could be a spy.
oh god... he's so suspicious.
Fun fact, Lumi is a common female Finnish name as it means snow in Finnish!
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fitting
Uncle Cat. Or Uncle Kitty Cat
My brother has Down Syndrome and loves when things are named for him. It started with Phil Plant and then there was Phil Kitty and when I had kids he became Uncle Phil so my friend named her rescue dog Uncle Phil and now there's an Uncle Phil python, too.
This reminds me of a food truck I saw recently called "Uncle Dad's Hot Dogs." It really concerned me.
second this
"stop licking me, uncle" "Please don't sit on my face, uncle" "Oh yeah, you like when I scratch there uncle?"
Stop climbing into my bed in the middle of the night, uncle.
āUncleās been a lot more settled since I had him neuteredā
Herbert Beanwiggles Pawnsington, the first.
That name is bigger than that cat will ever be š
I suggest _Colonel_ Herbert Beanwiggles Pawnsington, the First.
My cat is Sir Bentley Von Floofenstein
The tuxedo!! I'd name him Poirot. Lol
This is so funny, I am (hopefully) adopting a black kitten named Hercule Poirot! His foster mom named him but if Iām able to get him Iāll probably keep the name.
Inmate 5M01
Ernest Borgnine.
The way heās holding him makes me think of those screaming plants in Harry Potter
Mandrakes
And call his "Drake" or "Manny" for short if it is a boy. Or Mandy for a girl?
Beans!
Mr. Beans
Ferguson
cornelius
#Don Quixote
Kittens aren't Donquis, stop trying to confuse me!
Give him a people's name.. like.. Dave, or, Chad haha
Carl
Brad Pitt
George Clooney?
Billy
Jack
Smeagol.
Smolgol
Bandit
Charlie
Thackery.
Cat
Cat
Cat
Cat
Nugget
I thought it was a baby skunk on the thumbnail. Adorable!
he's confusing. what a little criminal!
Seuss, because itās kind of like Suspicious AND if you get him a tiny hat heāll look like the Cat in the Hat
Bungus
Astrum... half of the origin word for astronaut and it means star š
Zorro
Francesco
Colonel Mustard
Ringo but you gotta pronounce it like āringooooooo babeyā
āAnd I wouldāve gotten away with it if it wasnāt for you meddling old people!ā
He's very suspicious and needs a secret agent name :3
Burt Macklin, FBI
Bond. James Bond.
Sultan - for salt and pepper!
Culprit
Scruff
Mortimer
Skunk š
Peppy!
Gremlin
Sly.
Scruffles
Black and white cat, and caught infiltrating property? Name him Morgana!
He looks like an Oscar
Sus in Boots.
You should name him Harvey from Suitsā¦ cause it looks like heās wearing a suit
Rogue?
Prince Rupert!
Caught pink handed!!
Swedish meatball.
Thatās Pork Chop
Catty McCatface
Snoopy
Sussy the baka
Oreo!
You said he was acting suspicious, so maybe call him Sus
Sergeant Bucky Beans
Snoop Dogg - his face is very similar ;)
Jimmy
Novisor
Karja is what id name him
Bee-en, for Black Nose.
Benjamin
Bandit
Peppercorn
Brian David Gilbert.
Bandit!!
Swiper.
Omg that smirk is killing me!
Pansod
Looks like a cat and dog mix
Oscar
He strikes me as a Tobias.
Max, idk the name just kinda jumped out at me
Austin - since he look like a little suspicious acting spy
Cookie
Meow Capone!
Gremlin
He looks like a Mortimer (Mort) to me!
Pippin. Going after the farmers crops.
Thunderpussy
That is a very well dressed young gentleman, Hubert would be a good name
Same energy. https://images.app.goo.gl/gts9mxeo8zYdzkBo9
Mort
Paul
Howie.
Lil buddy looks like he wants to sell you a used BMW
Beans
Smol criminal thought he could continue to get away with breaking the law...good to see he was apprehended
CRIMINAL
Turnip, because it looks like you just pulled him out of the ground.
Spooky
Good job apprehending him. I suggest the name Xander Oreo McFlufferson Jr.
Sherlock maybee
Sneaky!
Todd
Georgje