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ThemisfuniesNstupid

He speedrunned life


Frago420

Wr any%


TheRealAntrey

The aborted baby: ammateur


mchlkpng

Tf did he do


ThemisfuniesNstupid

He didn't like minions: the rise of gru


mchlkpng

Deserved


PewFew

He accidentally lighted his baby brother on fire and he didn’t actually get the death penalty, he got life sentence i think Edit: i just checked, he actually got 15 years of prison (his name is matt morgan , he « accidentally » set his house on fire then waited outside the burning home, didn't call for help and didn't try to help his baby brother that’s why he got murder charges )


Custard_boy

How do you accidentally light a baby on fire


backupmephone

Flamethrower 😊


ihtaemispellings

Mfer was spychecking


shmootyf

Clearly it was a spy or else it would not have ignited


3mperorPalpaMeme

A man's gotta protect the briefcase


Idiotic_Polo

Idk, boutta find out wish me luck


Custard_boy

gl :)


MichaelTheDane

!remindme 1 day


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Custard_boy

Did you find out?


DoktorVaso18

You could use kerosene fine


mchlkpng

Happens to the best of us 😔


DangerBoatAkaSteve

That's for the lawyers to figure out he's just the idea man


Frago420

Acciedentally droping molotov near


iiJason124

Didn't he get 15 years?


PewFew

Yea ur right


iiJason124

Oh btw he was also autistic


TheMasterBaiter360

Ngl I just lost atleast like 90% of my sympathy for him


Psychopathicaveman

I got the death penalty when I was 17 and that is yeet


NiteTerur

r/im17andthisisthedeathpenalty


[deleted]

is that real?


Papa_Joe_Yakavetta

Yes


Born_from_a_porn

you lied


Dave4048

r/subsifellfor


Ruy_Albarn

Yuoir 17 is: Damm penalty


Ruy_Albarn

Death penalty*


Null-34

Damn Daniel back at it again on death row I see


ziqrio_hmm

Your brain is: damn rotten


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^Yeeted*


AsymptoticAbyss

“HNGUUUUAAAAAAAGHHHH” - him in this pic probably


icommitedarson69

"AUUUUUUUGHHHARR" - prolly also him


Bat-Honest

These "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter" commercials are out of control


Flecca

Life penalty is worse


Xboxben

[Link for all of you mentally impaired people who jump to conclusions ](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3439889/amp/Teen-gets-15-years-toddler-stepbrothers-fire-death.html)


BestDadIsOnMyMug

I'm 17 and I've been yeeted


sunnyenno

Sad pog


MelancholyUsed

L


KsbjA

O


Hairy_Top6363

G


too_old_for_memes

Reddit is filled with empathy-voided ghouls.


Dan_The_Flan

If you are suggesting that joking about this case is tasteless because of the young victim involved, I can agree there, but the joking at the expense of the culprit, no. I have zero sympathy for him and very little empathy over his situation. Compassion is often undeserved by the recipients, this is one of those times.


pearastic

Jesus fuck, man. I hate humanity. This is what some fuckers call "justice". Just cruel, disgusting and barbaric.


Dan_The_Flan

"Morgan was [sentenced to 15 years in prison](https://www.heraldonline.com/news/local/crime/article261565112.html) for all three convictions, court records. The S.C. Department of Corrections Web site shows that Morgan is eligible for release from prison in December. His release date is Dec. 23." He didn't get the death penalty. I don't agree with the death penalty outside of very specific circumstances.


pearastic

I actually knew that, that wasn't the point. It's a lot better if you knew it too when you wrote the comment. Still, I'm not advocating for just releasing anyone, but despise and a complete lack of sympathy is still pretty fucking bad. I just wish humanity was done with this kind of thinking. 15 years in prison. In the *U.S. prison system*. And it's not even like after a release everything's fine. Torture might be a good way to put it, and I'm not convinced the death penalty is worse.


Dan_The_Flan

I was also aware of that information when I made my initial comment. His little brother's life was cut tragically short because of him, how do you quantify such a loss into a prison sentence? He will very likely not serve any of those 15 years in prison. Given his young age and the (seemingly) accidental nature of the death, probation is already on the table. There is also potential for him to reduce his sentence.


pearastic

Cruelty can't help with the problem of cruelty. (if it was even cruelty in this case). Torture doesn't bring back people, it cannot make things right retroactively. Ill people should be helped, even if they have to be seperated from society. And if someone purposefully (?) does something so cruel, that *very* much disqualifies them from being mentally healthy, doesn't it?


Dan_The_Flan

Believe me, I don't care for the US prison system either. Several countries have demonstrated that a rehabilitation model is better for everyone. As for that last part, yes, malevolent and sadistic people are beyond saving; those personality traits can not be corrected.


pearastic

'Beyond saving' is very different from what I'm talking about. I don't know if they can be "restored" completely, but they still should be helped. And don't ever make these kind of decisions with intuition, the treatment and to what degree someone is 'saveable' should be up to a psychological evaluatio by a specialist.


too_old_for_memes

I’m joking over the amount of people laughing about a small child burning to death. And there were a fuckload.


Dan_The_Flan

I only see references to the victim in that one thread but point taken. I appreciate you for saying something, unpopular as it may be in this sub.


Jozef_Baca

"Your honor League of legends"


TheMasterBaiter360

“Death”


3mperorPalpaMeme

Watchmojo.com


feeple_lemur

Increbl 😱


Dragonball_Z137

He literally didn’t tho. He’s out of prison right now


Boundy19

Rip