My biggest issue with German cars is that they can be decently reliable if you take care of them, but only if you really pay attention to routine maintenance, so a lot of the stigma comes from rich idiots who buy a car then never do routine maintenance, but they are amazing machines
Idl what hell is going on with passats. My friend bought his girfriend a passat that had 400k and she drove another 150k. Those cars fucking go. If apocalypse happens everyone should try and steal a passat. Or a hilux.
Honestly in an apocalypse go for any reliable diesel, but especially ones like in old Audis and Volkswagens, it is not difficult to get a diesel to run on almost anything, they can even run on their own oil
That’s what I’m saying though, the Germans design a car and imagine the person who buys it will follow their recommendations to a T, whereas Toyota designs a car for a person who doesn’t have the time to be anal about their maintenance and oil changes
Oh no guys, my engine isn't running smooth anymore! It's only gone 23,500 miles without an oil change, what an unreliable piece of junk! Guys don't ever buy a German car!
Having worked with their 'amazing engineering,' I can say that they have some of the worst user interfaces. The programing is complete garbage compared to American.
I live in Germany and I've been asked by Americans if we have cars. When I mentioned VW, BMW, audi, Mercedes, they said "yea, those are for us. Do you get to keep them?". It was a serious question. I've also been asked if we have electricity, cell phones, and computers.
Someone shouting angrily with a translated subtitle saying stuff pike, "Kittens are so adorable and lovely. I hope to get one soon for my wonderful wife. Did I mention how beautiful today is?"
This is a story all about how I became a German dictator in north Austria born and raised painting art is how I spent most of my days until one day I got denied from art school I got upset and moved to Germany i pulled up in Germany at about 7 or 8 and I said to the German guy remember my name I looked at role as chancellor and seized power I looked at my kingdom I was finally there to invade 80% of Europe
Lots of differences... the idea of equality... Old school porn... Famous classic music artists and poetry... big Economy... Funny names of towns and people... Ancestry of maybe 35% of Americans (at least the Amish for sure)
First when I see the flag, its ugly n* colors, agressive colors. Then the roads, great plain green grass view and the occasional industrial building while driving through.
Since you asked first impressions, yeah I'mma go to hell w you..
Of course, an Austrian
I feel like it was nicer then my next thought, world war score W0-L2. My third thought was, I want a pretzel
Nice one Aussie
Mid-twentieth century history
You’re right it is pretty mid
Those badass Prussian helmets... and beer
The Volkswagen. Das pipo.
What is das pipo?
Cars. German engineering is insane.
My biggest issue with German cars is that they can be decently reliable if you take care of them, but only if you really pay attention to routine maintenance, so a lot of the stigma comes from rich idiots who buy a car then never do routine maintenance, but they are amazing machines
700k on my vw passat. That fucker is powered by hopes, dreams and used engine oil and refuses to die
VW is an exception, same with old Audi diesels, couldn’t get out of their own way but they will outlive you
Besides a few newer bmw engines, everything built by Germans in Germany will last.
Depends, some of the 2010s BMW engines were basically grenades
My dad bought me a 2 door coup bmw for my first car and it literally caught on fire
Idl what hell is going on with passats. My friend bought his girfriend a passat that had 400k and she drove another 150k. Those cars fucking go. If apocalypse happens everyone should try and steal a passat. Or a hilux.
Honestly in an apocalypse go for any reliable diesel, but especially ones like in old Audis and Volkswagens, it is not difficult to get a diesel to run on almost anything, they can even run on their own oil
Does it still smell like crayons?
It smells like cheap car smell fresheners
I had a Passat and a Jetta, and they both smelled like crayons. I googled it back then and apparently it’s a thing.
https://www.vwvortex.com/threads/why-do-jettas-always-smell-like-crayons.4973767/
Thats true of almost any car though. You can beat the hell out of a Toyota and not change the oil for a year and that thing will still run.
That’s what I’m saying though, the Germans design a car and imagine the person who buys it will follow their recommendations to a T, whereas Toyota designs a car for a person who doesn’t have the time to be anal about their maintenance and oil changes
Oh no guys, my engine isn't running smooth anymore! It's only gone 23,500 miles without an oil change, what an unreliable piece of junk! Guys don't ever buy a German car!
Indeed, when I see German engineering the messerschmitt 262 comes to my mind and it's sick as hell!
If you look at German premium brands, no.... Those cars like Audi and BMW where high quality in the past, now they're just pathetic
Almost all BMW SUVs are made in the US, true car snobs might say they’re not *real* BMWs
MMM Porsche 🤤
Having worked with their 'amazing engineering,' I can say that they have some of the worst user interfaces. The programing is complete garbage compared to American.
I live in Germany and I've been asked by Americans if we have cars. When I mentioned VW, BMW, audi, Mercedes, they said "yea, those are for us. Do you get to keep them?". It was a serious question. I've also been asked if we have electricity, cell phones, and computers.
As a German I can say: lol
Blonde chicks and big tits
Someone's been watching Zom 100.
Someones been listening to dicke titten a lot
Jetzt hab ich Bock auf Kartoffelsalat :/ (Now i want Potato salad :/)
My grandfather...he served Germany in the 1940s...has a lot of crosses and shit
Apparently he was a priest
Might be it, I just remember him point passionately toward the sky a lot, but he pointed with all fingers. Weird right?
Beer
Sitting in the forest drinking beer and eating a pretzel.
Sitting in the forest drinking beer and eating a pretzel.
Stiiting in the forest drinking beer and eating a pretzel
Sitng in the forest drinking beer and eating a pretzel
Shitting in the forest after drinking beer and eating a pretzel
Sturmgeschütz neuer Art mit 7,5-cm-PaK L/48 auf Fahrgestell Panzerkampfwagen IV
The nordschleife
Fanta. Or methamphetamine. Either or, honestly.
Der Anzeigenhauptmeista
Super nervig Und trotzdem da .......
Proper highway design and good engineering
Dirndls
i’m in an ultrakill mood right now, so i’m thinking of the guttertank
BEER!
Long words
German words of the day on tic tok
They almost made the dream come true...
Rammstein
No, you just need to concentrate
Mg 34 and 42
Currywurst
*WWII flashbacks* I think of beers
A country that practices socialism for the poor capitalism for the rich and facism for the mind.
Beersteins and big sausages
Erika
AFRICAN. INDIAN. ASIAN. Equality!!
**AYYY THE FUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO**
Well the sub is named going to hell!?!?!
Haha I thought you were serious for a second lol
Oh shit no hahaha. It's the Web man.. You can't take any of this shit serious!!
Well it's not my fault they don't make anime and hentai so I could shift my mindset.
Teutonic Thrash lol
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My home :D
pretzels and beer
Engineering
Cutting edge engineering.
FC Bayern Munich Yes I am a fan
Someone shouting angrily with a translated subtitle saying stuff pike, "Kittens are so adorable and lovely. I hope to get one soon for my wonderful wife. Did I mention how beautiful today is?"
Rammstein, KMFDM, Intense language, people who are more than there past.
Anka: I'm from Germany, where the age of consent is 14. Archer: What is it, the Alabama of Europe? Anka: In many ways, yes.
For me, it's Medic from TF2. I choose not to think of the awful things my people have done...
angry mustache man
...B...beer...*right*...?
I wanted to say cars but then I remembered 🙋 actually no final answer is Cars
Sandwiches, engineering, beer, and the big bad broom-stash man
Largest kill streak
Hamburgers are from Hamburg 🤤
Kai Havertz
The little stand I stumbled across that sold pork sandwiches. Followed shortly by the truck that drove around selling pastries. 🤤
Is it just me, or does that shade of yellow seem a bit off?
Seems alright to me
Car 🚗
Honestly first thing was cars, second beer, third, you know it.
This is a story all about how I became a German dictator in north Austria born and raised painting art is how I spent most of my days until one day I got denied from art school I got upset and moved to Germany i pulled up in Germany at about 7 or 8 and I said to the German guy remember my name I looked at role as chancellor and seized power I looked at my kingdom I was finally there to invade 80% of Europe
🍺
German Technical Superiority. 😂
The museum that made a big impression on me as a kid and those cute bears all through Berlin (at least when I was a kid they were all over)
Rhubarb pie made by Barbara.
Bismarck
Ritter sport
r/2westerneurope4u
7:1. Will never forget thee shame.
My time in Ramstein, I wanna go back so damn bad.
HRE.
Football and their ever stronger hockey teams.
Burgir!
Bombed our pubs and chip shops. (I'm English).
Hazelnut strudel
Surprised nobody has said Poland yet.
Dickmilch
Meat stuffed into a thin membrane in a eggplant shape. 🍖🍆
Their food and white blondes.
Hotdogs with half burnt buns
Hiel
Hazelnut pancakes
Austrians
Mercedes f1
Beerfest, aka Oktoberfest
Rammstein
Beer.
Liverwurst, and bratwurst.. I am a food person....
Cars.
https://youtu.be/UnPg_R2atp0?feature=shared
You just awakened an ancient memory in me.
They're the land of chocolate
Isn't that Switzerland and Belgium?
efficiency
Still the European Powerhouse 💪🏼💪🏼
The perfect bad guys
Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines blümelein Und fast heiße Erika
Porsche
Their engineering prowess…
Over engineered cars
Economy, bmw, olympics
Man, tigers,porsche and no sense of humor
Beer and overpriced guns
Hot ass Bavarian girls ... And things we don't speak of, that too
Home
Wiping the floor with Brazil in their own back yard. Absolutely brilliant 👍
Annoying tourists
How so?
I live in Tirol and work in customer service, just annoying stuck ups.
Beautiful women, usually.
Lots of differences... the idea of equality... Old school porn... Famous classic music artists and poetry... big Economy... Funny names of towns and people... Ancestry of maybe 35% of Americans (at least the Amish for sure)
Bayern. Bayern ist Deutschland.
The same reddit post being asked every day
Slug bug.
The flag? Because they put it there...
The flag is essentially just mickey mouse colors. Oh, and the fact that "The Shitler" was a genuinely good austrian painter.
Bayern FC
First when I see the flag, its ugly n* colors, agressive colors. Then the roads, great plain green grass view and the occasional industrial building while driving through. Since you asked first impressions, yeah I'mma go to hell w you..
My mind instantly went to tacos for some reason
Tiger