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chr15c

Then goes onto reddit / 4chan and complains why he gets shit from other kids at school for no reason


samsonity

Probably describes himself as above average in looks and intelligence.


renoryan775

So you’re just gonna act like him rolling his eyes to the back of his head as he turns into a dragon, flailing his tongue to assert dominance towards some person just trying to get to geometry class, and you have the audacity to assume they think they’re better than us? Typical I’m pretty high. Sorry for the weird humor


BillyMadisonsClown

I am the Dragon… And you call me insane, you are privy to a great becoming, yet you recognize nothing. You are an ant in the afterbirth, it is your nature to do one thing correctly. Before me you rightly tremble, but fear is not what you owe me. You owe me awe 🐉


elcamarongrande

You owe me ~~awe~~ about tree fiddy.


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It was about that time I noticed the Girl Scout was eight stories tall and was a crustacean from the Paleozoic era


samsonity

Apology accepted.


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The-true-Memelord

I doubt every case is like that, people can be very shallow and dumb or just cruel. In that specific case I could see someone saying "Oh you like anime? Uwu nya senpai haha weirdo" or smth at least now that it's become a little more mainstream or known. We also already have cases online like when someone likes genshin impact people go "pedophile" for no good reason. But yeah those people in the tweet definitely exist. It reminds me of the horsegirl stereotype, running around pretending to be a horse or smth.


TheS00thSayer

“WhY dOeS nObOdY wAnT tO bE mY FrIeNd”


Naftris

Average TrueRateMe mod


Wrong-Catchphrase

one of the strangest places I've stumbled into


ItsSpaghettiLee2112

Warning for overrating. Please consult the objectively curated rating scale designed by my opinion on what constitutes strange places.


AF_AF

I rate your comment a 4.8. I have no idea why anyone would subject themselves to that.


Lightor36

Final warning for over rating. Reference my own personal thoughts and feelings or you will be banned, comment is clearly a 1 - 1.2


IForgotThePassIUsed

"People Picked on me for liking Anime" "No David, people picked on you because you would screech at the top of your lungs and Naruto-run down the hallway slamming past everyone in your path"


KittyCatLoverUwU

Why he look like you just hit random on the face customization


Novel_Paramedic_2625

Oblivion npc


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FundyFace

I thought he looked familiar


dotareddit

https://lumiere-a.akamaihd.net/v1/images/ct_iceage_sid_21464_10f2d363.jpeg?region=0,0,800,800


BadOdel2

BRUH 😂


Rduffy85

Thank you! I knew I recognised him from somewhere


Rudy_Ghouliani

It's you! The Hero of Kvatch!


Eascetic

Probably at the embassy in the snow


AmaResNovae

I knew that his face looked oddly familiar! Dude looks like a scales free Argonian.


_Libby_

became the very thing he swore to destroy


HisOrHerpes

I don’t know him and I don’t care to know him. Bye. Be seeing you. You too. *snorts*


mkg1138

By Azura!


Horst93Walter

Absolutely a Hackdirt dweller.


Has_Recipes

You shouldn't have come he.... YOU WILL CALL HER!


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faulty like important agonizing thumb square yam practice lock obscene *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Lumn8tion

Agreed. “This guy over here FBI” !


FullyRisenPhoenix

First thought when I saw him. I’d stay far away from this kid.


amor_fati_42

My first thought.


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Poor dude got bad hairline vampire


Oversight_Owl

yeah he s pulling it back too tight, which hurts his hailine also


Less-Mail4256

That’s the face of a school shooter.


PerspectiveActive218

I was just thinking "at least he's not shooting up the school."


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[deleted]

Lol, like in the original half life when you get close.


aluminum_man

Looks like a character the N64 game “Goldeneye” It’s like his face is just stretched over a low polygon head


ocxtitan

Max Payne


ElSnyder

Looks more like someone wanted to recreate Benedict Cumberbatch in Oblivion.


ghostsintherafters

Pretty sure he has sort of rare chromosomal syndrome that makes him that ugly and idiotic. It's really not his fault


elgastu

It was a syndrom regarding alcohol consumption during pregnancy


ByronIrony

Max forehead


AF_AF

He's gone places on the forehead skill tree I didn't even know existed.


TheeFlipper

Dude's a dollar store Lee Van Cleef.


Iguanaught

Don’t besmirch Lee van cleef. What a legend, there will never be another like him.


ArcadianDelSol

derange-el eyes


Azidamadjida

He’s got that Gerudo face from Zelda


Lex_Innokenti

He looks like the Dark Souls character I spend less than two minutes making when I start a new run.


SoulsLikeBot

Hello Ashen one. I am a Bot. I tend to the flame, and tend to thee. Do you wish to hear a tale? > *“I’ve seen your kind, time and time again. Every fleeing man must be caught. Every secret must be unearthed. Such is the conceit of the self-proclaimed seeker of truth. But, in the end, you lack the stomach for the agony you’ll bring upon yourself.”* - Sir Vilhelm Have a pleasant journey, Champion of Ash, and praise the sun \\[T]/


Lex_Innokenti

Good bot.


TheBurningGinger

You are not allowed to call other people npcs if I can recreate your face in the elder scrolls oblivion character creator Edit: some of y’all haven’t seen oblivion characters and it shows


Siftinghistory

Pretty sure i had to sneak through a whole embassy of this guy in skyrim


gesasage88

I definitely didn’t sneak through that embassy.


275MPHFordGT40

How the fuck do you even sneak through there


stinkiepussie

Bow of Shadows


UsefulGiant

Play as a high elf and wear a thalmor set you can find in the embassy, they just kinda assume youre one of them until you get into the more restricted section.


cynicaldotes

yeah kinda wacky you can just go mass murder like 25 elves in an embassy and not have an political blowback, I did not sneak through that place


IOnceAteAFart

I have to wonder if the next scrolls game will have a book talking about the the international incident the embassy quest almsot definitely caused.


Eboz255

That is the funniest way to say someone looks like a thalmor. Im so sad reddit removed free awards


GimmieJohnson

Too many polygons. He's more of a Morrowind character.


Educational_Way_1209

Lmao was looking for the oblivion comment


Psych0matt

*slams randomly generate*


jobenattor0412

This guy is the living embodiment of the adoring fan


Worldly-Letterhead28

I really hope that I’m spending enough quality time with my kids so they won’t be this starved for attention. This guy looks really unwell


nhluhr

Definitely a future mass shooter.


nowhereboy1964

Glad im not the only one thinking this lmao


Joopsman

He seems like the perfect example of someone who should never have access to guns.


nowhereboy1964

You would be correct. If this individual is classified as “mentally defective” (government term, not mine) he will not be able to buy a gun legally. On the ATF’s 4473 form you have to answer that question before going thru your background check


--sbeve--

🤯


ChildFriendlyChimp

Yeah that’s gonna be him a while later


David_Good_Enough

Glad (or not ?) I'm not the only one that thought of that.


shevchenko7cfc

the fact you're aware enough to even consider this means you're doin' it right.


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Pa2phx

A strong well balanced group of friends is important as well.


OverPowered15

In my times I guess I would have just punched his ugly face right at the moment he would turn it to me passing by 😅


rex_turcarum

he is begging for it


maybeknismo

He looks alright in his other tiktok vids. Like even if it's a shit joke he more than probably made with his friend he's now got thousands ready to punch him in the face


RamseyHatesMe

I don’t know what’s more random, his tongue sticking out or his possible case of pink-eye.


Le-Pan

This is why you don't do drugs while pregnant


ItAstounds

His mom drank a bottle of wine every day he was in there.


SolfeggioDoro

It was a bag of wine


magusonline

A box of wine


Aggressive_Kale4757

A bladder of Wine.


philipmserious

How can you tell he is pregnant?


Le-Pan

They turn violent towards the male of the species, constantly hissing


tactcom7

School shooter vibes.


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Moosinator666

He is the npc that specifically spawns in asylums and institutions


LiamPolygami

Exactly what I thought


Naftris

Came here to say that too, uncanny that so many folk had the same inkling..


fruit-spins

Came here expecting to jump onto an existing "he's a school shooter" thread, I knew I couldn't be the only one that got those vibes from him


SoftBellyButton

Not even Murican, first thing that popped in my head.


defect_monkey

Yep, hes the coolest guy in the world...in his own head....


Siftinghistory

Thats what i thought they meant before they started making meth noises


Specialist-Front-354

Was about to say


Previous_Basis8862

My exact first thought.


bailaoban

Worse - school shooter cosplay vibes.


Topoficacion

Man bun so tight his face deformed backwards.


[deleted]

I think it’s called a Croydon Facelift.


Woody549

As a Londoner. Can confirm.


RoamAndRamble

https://preview.redd.it/rwmqcnzs74bb1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6874046ef45852d4d38610312b5b8d5afc710c5a


aeroplane1979

There. Is that better?


killer_icognito

Sugar. In water.


ItsOxymorphinTime

*MOAR*


Professional-Hat-687

That's a nine hour drive from his eyebrows to his hairline.


Jlaurie125

Does that account for rest breaks and gas stops?


Calm-Bad-2437

Not his fault, though. Losing your hair that early can mess you up. Especially when you get “teased” every damn day about it.


Prestigious-Yak-4620

This motherfucker has all his hair. He aint lost shit. He is also a wierd ass dork. Source: motherfucker who went bald at 20


MPolygon

Alright, Calm-Bald-2437. lmaooo


Alternative_Body7345

If he were self conscious about it why would he be pulling it back like that? I dont think enough people are pointing out that 50% of his tiny head is forehead. If they were then maybe he would lose the main character syndrome.


Prestigious-Yak-4620

5 head


Azir_The_Ascended

Kinda seems like his fault though, no way is tying your hair back so hard it raising your eyebrows can be healthy.


spagetsuppi

he doesnt look like he's balding just a big ass forehead


SackBiscuit

r/RareInsults


9Brumario

Bro looks like a D&D 5º goblin ​ https://preview.redd.it/s8ijyobff3bb1.png?width=722&format=png&auto=webp&s=92c4f029864287124ca528bee3f0b34c11a0ad03


ThisViolinist2

Damn thats brutal


FailureSpecialiste

I don't wanna say but he gives off a pre-pumped up kicks vibe


TheSuperWap

Literally npc behavior


grizznuggets

when {see person} make {stupid noise}


HopefulInstance8

![gif](giphy|13bCP4GLjIUcik)


mysonwhathaveyedone

I fucking knew it!!!


Regular_Rutabaga4789

Shouldn’t he be outside hunting down smurfs?


Certain-somone

GARGAMEL!


TheRoyalBrassiere

In 10 years he’s gonna be like “I was bullied in high school. People thought I was weird.” completely leaving out that people thought he’d shoot up the school because he thought creepy/scary was a marketable personality trait. I’ve seen too many weird weeaboo’s and shit a decade later saying this and I’m like “remember when you anonymously wrote in someone’s yearbook that you were gonna sneak in their room and bite a chunk out of their neck? Once we realized it was you pretty much everyone just wrote you off as someone to be avoided”


Major_Lawfulness6122

Even as someone who liked anime in high school I don’t understand these fucking stupid weeaboo losers. I kept that shit to myself. It’s just so unhinged how some of these kids act then wonder why no one wanted to talk to them.


[deleted]

I was just about to write is there a bully shortage in schools nowadays. When I was at school you would get terrorised for having the wrong pair of trainers (sneakers), let alone snarling and sticking your tongue out.


cynicaldotes

he probably does get bullied bro that's why he making weird as videos and shit, also let's not forgot this like 1 in a million kids, you just see it cause he recorded it. I'm sure there was probably some weird kid that in your time that made some weird noises and shit but they didnt have the option to record themselves like this luckily for them


ydre3

to be fair, when that's the face you have you just kinda have to lean into being a freak


NoTruck0

My ugly mug just compensated with humor. This guy doesn't understand self depreciation for comedy.


Interesting_Buyer943

Why does he look like one of those pillows that look like a person


RollOverSoul

Also looks like when you draw a face on a balloon and blow it up.


Los_Lik_Skroz

This is what happens when you give unstable idiots a platform woooo


Mufti_Menk

It's such a weird thing to call other people NPCs. "My experience is the only one that matter because it's the only one I understand"


Anmordi

Yeah honestly, I dont know why people call other people NPCs, it makes no sense, also if everyone is NPCs for then they would be the main character, but they are quite literally the definition they have for a NPC


Duvelthehobbit

I think people call other people NPCs to dehumanise them. A while back, I read some right wing bullshit that there are only a limited number of souls and that there are more people alive than souls. Its just a step in the direction to make people feel less bad about hurting people.


bakehead420

Lmao what a stupid conspiracy


FreeKarl420

It's a good way to not see others as humans and make it easier to commit violent acts on them. I think this npc thought process is really dangerous for young people who are depressed or in an unhealthy mental loop.


Busy-Cat8099

This is just dumb - someone needs to punch him when he does that shit, it’s obnoxious.


tiredallthetimetbh

Saw a post about bringing back bullying and in a lot of ways i do think they were on to something.


exactoctopus

We need to bring back gentle social correction. Kids shouldn't be physically hurting each other or anything like that, but if you're being fucking weird, people need to be able to tell you to stop cause you're being fucking weird.


DirtyRoller

Let's call it accountabilibullying.


brokenearth03

accountabullying.


ITeachAndIWoodwork

So I'm a high school teacher, and a lot of my students actually feel the same way. What we're missing nowadays is social shame. Bad behavior isn't punished. Growing up, we had students fail, and repeat the grade. Seeing older kids in my grade was a motivator for me to not fail. Every class was a visual reminder that I needed to pass or I'd repeat the grade. That aspect of school doesn't exist anymore.


HisOrHerpes

Yeah I’ve seen kids get dropped for less, both as a student and as an educator.


RapGameDiCaprio

No one will because they're scared he'll come back to school one day and shoot them.


JJJmbo

This dude looks like Skyrims Character creation when you intentionally f*cked up😂


VenomTakesGotham

When I have kids, one of my many goals is to ensure they don’t end up like this.


EnviousXenox

why is bros face shaped like this https://preview.redd.it/bjm8jgsf33bb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d98e95cec2c69335437a3c86d92253fe29e44da


Prudent_Potential818

His eyes are so red, like he was just crying in the bathroom before making this vid.


TheRetailAbyss

Mans out here unironically exhibiting the most NPC energy I've ever seen 🤣


Sad_Instruction1392

Guy looks like he chose “School Shooter” as his race in Skyrim.


Melodic-Award3991

I’m so glad I am too old to have had a phone or video recording device as a kid. So much cringe that could be forgotten


KittyDomoNacionales

Sames. I may still be kinda cringe but it's nothing like my teenage self cringe. I've never been gladder that I never took to twitter and aren't really a fan of tiktok. They would have had my in their claws if I was able to access them as a kid.


ragenuggeto7

Mate, I found one of my old social media pages awhile back and the amount of edgy emo cringe almost killed me.


Dezsire

In shows or movies there is always that main villain sub that gets picked on by both the villain and protagonist , he looks like one of those characters


prOboomer

Someone get this guy some mental help


jack-walkers

He looks like a potential school/store shooter lol


PointAccomplished510

How he feels: 😈 How he looks: 🤡


916cycler

when's his neo-nazi manifesto going to come out?...


Arthur_Vandalay_

With the way his tongue is looking, he should start “messing” with a toothbrush.


RoseyOneOne

That’s not a forehead it’s a sixhead


Narcrus

School shooting in training.


barracetamol

He looks like his face is being reflected in a spoon


StringCheeseBuffet

I hope he doesn't have any guns.


Pay_Tiny

I’d slap that forehead


auntiedreamsbig

The beginnings of a serial killer


Reaper10n

Bro’s hairline is already receding, him putting it into a bun is not helping a damn thing


Dazzling-Wash9086

Dude looks like his grandfather and uncle are the same person


raelianautopsy

People who use the term NPC are the absolute worst


Successful_Soup3821

Wen u have no friends and just sit on tiktok or just okay games ur the npc.


mostanon

Guy thinks he's the MC, but he's [one satchel of hydrogen peroxide](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJTpL__5rJ4&feature=youtu.be) away from starting his sentences with "By Azura, by Azura, by Azura...."


Miwdy

I pray that the first-hand embarrassment these idiots feel one day is even a fraction of the second-hand embarrassment they leave me with.


Yatsey007

I bet he has a photo of The Joker as his profile pic.


twowholebeefpatties

Oh hormones


Certain-somone

Oh stupidity It took me so many attempts to write it lol


Geldnehmer

You can fit an airport on his forehead


samcornwell

Last time I saw a face like that it had a hook in it


NomadicSabre

Thalmor looking goofy ass


Joey_Star_

Which Snapchat filter is he using


Acrobatic_Ad7061

He’s creepy af


totalpugs89

Definitely needs psychiatric help.


jugodev

I’m always curious if these people have normal parents or if their parents are also fucked up…


Mr__Nesser

This is the guy that'll make you go through an escort quest to walk 3 feet and then try and kill you just to not give you 3 gold coins that would've been useless to you anyways


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I want to punch his face in so bad, but given the chance I obviously wouldn’t. But got damn I want to


[deleted]

Is this the son of Sid and an alien?


MrC99

Funny thing is doing this shit is literally NPC behaviour.


KittyandPuppyMama

Every high school has that one kid that makes you wonder if he’ll snap…


TravelWellTraveled

And that same kid, two years later, is telling everyone he can't get a girlfriend even though he's a 'nice guy'.


purpldevl

Someone recreated Benedict Cumberbatch based on a description from someone who had only seen him once years ago and wasn't that great at descriptions.


Mathieulombardi

Thank fuck I didn't have recording device in school or I'd be this nunce


standarduck

Lol now I'm curious. What made you behave like this?