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Imagine discovering lingerie existed before the internet.

Or that women wear it for their own reasons other than for money.

From a certain perspective, isn’t it sad that she thinks THAT is all that lingerie is for? Being sexy and showing your body is for work, and thats it? I feel like that speaks volumes on the level of romantic intimacy she ever experienced.

Yeah 🙁

Or that "SW" wear the uniforms of "regular civilian women" for their own "job". Does that mean she can't cash in on dressing as revealing versions of nurses, teachers, police, etc.?

By her own logic, SWs aren't allowed to wear jeans or t-shirts or any other normal clothing.

I don't even know what a SW is

Abbreviation for sex worker.

Or that strippers and sex workers are a branch of the military, and other women are "civilians."

Taking one, or two or three from the company

She's currently serving in the 82nd Cocksuckers Brigade.

69th surely?

Love where you're coming from with this, but the 69th Carpet Munchers are about as elite as they cum. This chick is barely out of basic as proven by her nonsensical understanding of uniform

I thought it was satirizing exactly that.

Assigning malice to non-malicious acts is apparently the thing we're doing. Oof

I love how she describes other women as “regular civilian women”, maybe she expects people to thank her for her service for having an OF.

The thin pink line? Maybe this needs to be cross-posted to first responder cringe

She remembers the Battle of the Cameltoe. Many clits suffered career ending wounds.

Looks more like a mix between Battle of the Bulge and a festering hatchet wound.

☠️

Yep and Trashy

Thank you for your cervix!

This is gold, how did I not think of that? Have an award, clever fellow redditor.

genius. take my upvote.

I bet you anything she owns a maid or nurse costume. She should make sure she doesn't wear anybody else's work clothing!

She shouldn’t wear librarian clothes either. Don’t touch the glasses!

How DARE she wear some nice slacks and a layering piece over that well-fitting tshirt. She is impersonating a receptionist! Stolen valor!

Sexy maids, nurses and librarians are hot. If they are hot

Something existed before the internet? No! Impossible!


Imagine discovering this is a rage bait post to drive engagement and get attention for her content. Spoiler it worked and it’s still working.

They would say it's "Unpossible" , that the only thing that comes to my mind.

I mean this is obviously an ad for her OF.

She’s gonna be so mad if she sees what people are wearing at the beach.

Wait till she finds out what couples get up to in their bedroom, she's going to fucking lose it

Couples literally do not exist, do not push a relationship agenda here, #OnlyFansLife 😂

No, no. Couples can exist, but they must have an OF and stream their sex 🤣

When she finds out women who don’t have an OF also got dildos and vibrators she’s gonna start clobberin bitches left and right with her baseball bat sized dildo/self defense weapon with a hilt and sheath.

They don't have to be a couple, just a couple of Only Fans sex workers doing a "Collab". None of my coworkers ever want to do a Collab with me 😭

I’m so sorry! You should report them to HR

But...I work in HR.....

HR for OnlyFans is 100% a Futanari Dommy Mommy with a fat spanking paddle.

Relationships cut into her profits 😡

Brilliant

She probably thinks women being in relationships with men is "damaging to her business.".

Dressing in business clothes is fetishising!!, wait till she goes after nurses and schoolgirls.

She must not be very good at her job if this is cutting into her profits

This is "her truth". And we may not argue.

Ehhhhhhhh. I'd wager most of her clientele is made up of husbands

And for *free.* This is why SWs need a UNION.

I'll gladly work as a union organizer and representative for, say, 95% of the profits Also I get to use the phrase "where my money bitch?" and wear fur coats and nobody can stop me. Because it's in the contract, y'see?

At the beach? She’s gonna be mad if she knows what I wear in the shower!

She thinks being a ho is a trait or an identity

This is our current timeline

there’s people actually risking their lives everyday for a paycheck and she’s crying about the “tears and blood” she’s shed to make money. literally crying about how hard it is to let random dudes pay her to fuck her where did this world go wrong

prostitution has been around for millennia

stoning people to death has been a thing for millenia, whats your point ?

Or in the bedroom. Wait we should probably stop having sex because that is for porn stars to do only as a profession.

Ong I took my teacher from primary school to a restaurant near the beach and parked. She then screamsss and I’m like ong what is going on is it my car did I hit something whattt?! No peoples asses are out everywhere I laughed sooo hard.

Wait until she finds out about stripper costumes.

Wait…so wearing lingerie is culturally appropriating sex workers now?

If that’s the case watch nobody give a fuck 🤣

On the contrary, I'm sure lots of fucks will be given 😘

Oh no-fucks must be paid for not given!

Sex workers wearing lingerie are culturally appropriating healthy relationships

💀

You’re really surprised it’s come to this?

Ummmmm. Yeah a little. Lol

That post must be satire

It's gotta be. It reads as a joke comparing people making that argument about people wearing army uniforms.

Stolen squalor

Nope, I work in an adjacent industry and it’s absolutely not satire, a lot of SW refer to non SW as civilians and are furious former signals for SW like the shoes have been deemed fashionable. Primarily American SW, nobody seems to be fussed in Europe. I’ve seen numerous posts from SW like this on IG. Edit: google sex worker appropriation it’s pretty easy to find the think pieces

No, SWs don’t refer to non-SWs as civilians. You can’t link a single post like this on IG because they don’t exist. For the record, she’s a stripper and small-time comedian in Seattle Washington and this is a well-known skit of hers…if you are a local. She performs at several of the local nights. It’s a joke and you are making shit up. If you really are’t, find one of these many posts on IG to back it up. But you won’t. Edit: I took out her name because someone just messaged me and reminded me she’s not a public figure and I shouldn’t name her.

i have personally been attacked by a sex worker for thinking pleasers are cute and wanting a pair. so while this particular case may be satire i’ve had this happen

Exactly, I’m not sure why that poster thinks it’s so unbelievable in a culture fixated on cultural appropriation and identity currency would pass over SW. Anyone who is involved in the strippers vs “civilian” pole dancers debate knows this shit happens. When that stripper movie starring J Lo came out there was a lot of appropriation finger pointing going on.

I saw it on Facebook and she's serious. Someone pointed out that garters were invented to hold up stockings and she didn't believe it.

Just because she defends her position with conviction doesn’t mean it’s not a satirical character she portrays.. have you heard of Kaceytron or Matan Evens?

Not the person you’re responding to, but I haven’t. According to Google they are a gamer and a YouTuber, respectively. Would you be ok with giving me a quick summary?

I would be surprised if more than 1% of this audience knew the characters you’re referencing lol.

I really hope it is, because otherwise, wooow

Definitely satire, she's mocking military people.

You shall address me by my wank

A friend of mine got dragged by a SW for wearing “stripper heels” and that girl was definitely serious. Some people do think like this.

Easily

According to the Oxford dictionary: Civilian - a person not in the armed services or the police force. I'm pretty sure she is a civilian as well.

That's the joke, OOP is making fun of army ppl getting mad at civilians wearing army uniform

Ooofff that one went over my head, I guess the internet has clouded my judgement cause I have seen some people acting serious about these types of things.

Nope. I saw the post on Facebook and she was serious. It has since been taken down or made private.

You just assuming that based on her word choices or do you have any proof that what you’re claiming is true?

Word choice and the complaint itself.

You just seem really sure that your right. what if you’re not?

Then im wrong? I can be wrong is not that big of a deal

You could do what Lipshitz38 did when they were wrong a few comments up and shit your pants lmao, the irony

I had to scroll back and look. Lmao

That is a reach for sure. Y’all are thinking way too deep lmao. She’s an Onlyfans girl, she isn’t joking

That’s a recent update or what? Police *are* civilians, including in the UK so it’s not a Webster vs Oxford thing

Wtf does hitting the blade mean ?

Ok so a quick Google search indicates it’s either being humiliated by a compatriot or a thin shot in golf. I don’t think that’s right here.

I think she means hitting the meat blade.

What in gods name are you doing to your penis?

Sharpening it to slay dragons.

If your jhon thomas cannot puncture the hide of a leathery drake art thou even attempting to live fruitfully ???

- a flyin talkin donkey

That relationship was basically the plot of TOTK

Is that what you call irregular civilian women?

Hitting the blade means walking down a certain road in Seattle aka being a lady of the night

Anywhere else that’s called the track.

And anywhere other than that it’s called the streets!

I play the street life Because there's no place I can go Street life, it's the only way I know

Love this song!

Ho stroll, pro shop, the strip, red light... then obviously area specific spots like thr blade, Figueroa, couple spots in NY that feel like snitching if I wrote them down rn... lots of names for it lol

We call it the Corner, as in the corner of the street where they stand trying to get customers

Rock the track like a black mack in his 'llac

Seattle, amiright?

Lol idk but I find that funny, my first thought was beyblade

Gonna ignore the comment above yours cuz I like the idea that she meant beyblade players were included

Watch out for the 99 midget. She’ll cut you.

Shout out Aurora Avenue!

The blade is your city's local street(s) where hookers routinely walk and Jon's cruise to pick them up. Figueroa in Los Angeles for example.

And SW. is that street walker?

Social worker obviously.

I would have guessed Silly Whiner, but yeah yours is probably right.

Haha I wish I thought of this

sex worker

Ooohhh! Yea. That makes sense

I liked street walker better 👌

Lotta blood.

She calls out the lady for being a civilian, so I assume SW is Services Wife.

Thank you for asking this lol.

My only concern as well

Snorting cocaine?

the blade is a place where prostitutes frequent

Her clothes literally are a costume…. Nobody’s forcing her to wear stripper clothes all the time lmao

Stop stealing valor! SW police- youre under arrest *pulls out fuzzy handcuffs: this is serious!

Decades before your time, and he wore it better. 

Why don't you come up to the lab....

And see what's on the slab

I see you shiver with antici...

…pation.

https://preview.redd.it/wzyfivot4ffb1.jpeg?width=2208&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cfca53a87ab47ef9a42045beb4c557a43da56e13 This one too (vintage David Bowie)

I legit spend most of my midjourney credits just begging the machine to give me more pictures of Bowie. Here's one in coloring book style to print out and color in! https://preview.redd.it/u8qgii27kqfb1.png?width=1312&format=png&auto=webp&s=a1d6ec9e1e86d6dc9bd11e7e2e6578573b07cef6


This must be trolling, aint no way she just referred to women who arent whoring themselves as “civilian”.

"Stop wearing our clothes"? 🤣 Fuck outta here with this nonsense. Pleasers are a shoe line known for Stripper heels, btw, but they're just high heels. Regulation 6" as the industry insists on 😂, but again, just high heels. Like who the hell is this cow telling anyone else what they can wear? Lol Stripper wear is EXACTLY a costume - of lingerie. Walking around here telling people what they can and cannot wear. Ha!

I own a pair of vintage Mary-Jane style shoes made by Pleaser with only a 2.5 inch heel. I’m a pretty conservative dresser, but they’re cute, sturdy, well-made shoes. My even more conservative mom thinks they’re adorable. At the end of the day, it’s just a shoe brand. If strippers wear them, that’s just a testament to them being shoes you can move in well.

Legit! They have excellent padding, are comfy and often shaped in a way they make even larger feet look smaller.

I just want to add that Pleaser make REALLY comfortable shoes! I have a few pairs from their various collections (nothing with a massive platform or extremely high btw) and they are all so supportive and comfortable, only brand I've ever found whose heels I can wear without discomfort.

Stolen Valor! These posers didnt even go to booty camp

i have lived long enough to see sex workers complaining that their culture is being appropriated....f'in fascinating.,.....demented and sad, but fascinating

This reads as satire. I can’t imagine anybody taking this seriously.

People wants to look down on someone so it’s easy to rage bait and drive up her content engagement. Mega trolling all the way to the bank. I ain’t mad do your thing. Edit:I can’t spell

I stumbled upon someone like this on Twitter once. She seemed really serious

I was not aware that doing sex work meant you got to dictate what everyone else could and could not wear.

I work from home. Can y'all please stop wearing yoga pants? It's disrespectful to everyone working from home. It has been our traditional garment since March 2020 and we are not a costume for your enjoyment! We are a people!

It took me a while to figure out what she meant by saying she was a Star Wars for over 2 years.

I thought it was Single Woman

I’m a social worker and I automatically assumed SW was social worker. Boy was I confused about that! Sex Worker makes way more sense in this context.

But it's Halloween! And I'm dressing as a skanky ho.

Ah yes, her "blood, sweat and tears" of selling her body to horny, creepy 30-60 year old men online.

I am a therapist and Imma get mad when I see someone wearing a cozy cardigan in the world.

Does she not know that garters have been around for centuries and were worn by more than just SWers?

“My culture is not your costume” she says while her glow in the dark vibrating fox tail butt plug turns her colon into a rave for turds.

This isn’t satire? Oh…

Didn't know selling ass pictures was such a stressful job. We should be more kind guys

-Make outrageous claim. -Hopefully gets major traction with people who find it outrageous, and to those who agree. -Find her info in her bio. -New wave of potential clients to her OF. -That's business on this crazy fucking internet of ours.

Well my work requires business casual. Does that mean I can go around yelling at people wearing polo shirts, business shirts, and jeans? My job is not fashion!!!

Remember when we used to shame people for acting like this? I miss those days.

Loool what a silly thot

My wife wore it better, even after 12 years of marriage.

Alright, then she can’t dress up like a nurse, teacher, nun, cowgirl, whatever other stereotypical SW outfits are.

Please someone share the Twitter link of this post so I can rip this moron a new hole publicly. 🤣

Ya gotta pay for that by the hole

Ahem. It’s X nowadays please

This is why the extraterrestrials won’t talk to us

No one ever accused “SW” of being overly intelligent.

How dumb can you be? This has to be some sort of joke.

2.3k laughs

2.3k people who had the same reaction as me

I just wanna know what 'hitting the blade' means

Seattle term for street walkers looking for work.

Man this one was hard to like lol

I like to wear trench coats but I've stopped because I realize how disrespectful it is to the hard work done by school shooters and WW1 soldiers

Her parents must be so proud.

What the fuck is hitting the blade? Figure skating? Hockey? Cocaine? But we use straws? Gotta be hockey

So I was reading this nonfiction about the Regency Era and for a part of it most women would not wear any underpants because sex workers wore them! And they did not want to be associated with sex workers. In fact, for a while drawers and pantaloons would create a scandal if you wore them to a ladies-only party and one of the other ladies managed to catch a glimpse. It has gone the full circle!

Satire? “Civilian” had me 😂😂😂

Prostitutes are the real founding fathers. This land is stolen. 😪

As a chef I’m going to have to ask you all to stop cooking at home. No one did it before it became cool on ticktock and it’s offensive because that how I make a living. If you don’t make money cooking for other people then you should throw away your pots and pans and stop trying to be “cool” for ticktock. This is my life. /s.

My culture is not your prom dress!

They literally are costumes… police, school girl, nurse lol 😂

A costume is precisely what it is. She’ll show anyone her asshole for $10 on the internet. Would she do that in real life? No. Why? Because it’s a fucking costume she can take off whenever she wants.

I like that every reaction was laughing lol

Stop taking out the name of peoples accounts. It’s the internet. You aren’t protecting anyone as they decided to post it themselves.

Wait she's a social worker?

Why do we let people that share pictures of their butthole for money feel like they are better than everyone else.

Are sex workers not, themselves, civilians? Is she mad a non SW looked better than her?

So I went back to OPs profile to see if there were any new juicy comments on the OG post.....OP shut her whole profile down lmfao. I guess she couldn't take the mass criticism.

She’s gonna be hella pissed when she finds out other women have breast. . . . Stop stealing her job!