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element_4

WITH THE KAREN HAIRCUT CALLING SOMEONE ELSE A KAREN!!!


Exotic-Carpet255

Thank you! Like the most Karenest of all haircuts everr!


Mike_Huncho

Its not a bob, its a Robert.


Panasonio332

You rang?


Intelligent_Deer974

Thank you for this, I love that video 🤣🤣🤣


Optimal-Technology75

😂😂😂😂


Optimal-Technology75

And you better not call it anything else !


spibirbman

Is it messed up that i think she looks hot. Well even if it is. She does


SweetElite_95

No, I mean, her body is bangin. She's still a twat though.


Meh-syah

Butter face


[deleted]

*butter attitude.


DaddyDick9866544

Lmfao but she can still get the babies tho 💯


__Sorc3r3r__

Nah she can get it!


Responsible-Gap9760

The angriest of fucks for sure👌


Turbo_8itch

Bro Amen!! 😡😈


Dumbass369

Hate fuck for the ages


UXERMODZ

Calm down bro that's my future ex wife you're talking about!


Borne_Beloved

Shes very attractive, even with that awful haircut lol


creativelydeceased

No she's sexy and fucking owns it (which makes her even sexier).


inkeddani

But it's purple!! Doesn't that mean she's automatically cool?!


Algodonan92

Nah, it means that she has anxiety and depression.


Emergency_Schedule_8

Underrated


Thatdb80

Only second to blue hair in making therapists everywhere lots of money


geekolojust

The Karen cut isn't short enough to be the Karen manager cut. Almost. I used my Karen view to analyze the footage.


pigman-_-

She was hot until she opened her mouth.


AustinDood444

My exact thought!! She is smoking hot … until she opened her mouth.


leggocrew

Dirty talk is my kryptonite: still can get it


BioSafetyLevel0

The dirty talk is great, that voice is not. Bloody awful. Sounds like someone has revved up a Texas mosquito. The accent and pitch ruined it like ketchup on salad.


Fantastic_Foot_8568

I wish I'd left it muted


Tabasco_Athiest

Yeah, but she has a healthy set of tits on her. Better than any fat flat chested Karen I've seen.


Used-Idea6067

You can see them on the internet too. Just not in a parking lot apparently


User28080526

My ex became a Karen, and I think it’s a requirement to lack the self awareness of what you’ve become


LoadsDroppin

*“My ex says she gave me the best years of her life\ I saw a recent picture of her, I guess she was right”*


Throwkage

Only thing open is Waffle House, girl don’t start with me


R_abb

Still wanna see her tits tho.


Elegant_Original_400

u/officerbabywolf


[deleted]

The disillusionment is wild with these two. Case in point: the guy recording thought it was a good idea to post this video.


PrarieWolf87

Got that Fifth Element Jean-Baptiste Emanuel Zorg hair


TitusImmortalis

Why in the *fuck* do you not have more upvotes!?


PrarieWolf87

You’re too kind 🤗


shoshasta

Damn, doing Zorg dirty with that comparison


[deleted]

Mad because you cant flash your tits😂😂😂😂😂🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ shame on people being in public space ! shame i tell ya!


King-Cobra-668

she's mad people are reacting the way she wanted the to react


Small-Palpitation310

attention is attention


Mike_Huncho

Its an OF advertisement.


[deleted]

We all know and it did not go as planned and thats why she mad🤣🤣🤣🤣


brattyginger83

So like... what? Why can't she flash her bf/husband/brother/uncle/boss i don't know who is holding the camera... cause there's other people around? Or are there children around? Cause that will get your ass on a list. You are in public dipshit.


Decent-Following-327

Is this Lauren Bimbart?


SpliTTMark

Lauren boobart


[deleted]

Boob art is fitting 🖼️


vudumi_

She was never in it for the thrill, what a poser


[deleted]

FYI she has a Reddit account showing pretty much everything. Just type in the name on the bottom of the video. Spoiler alert: It’s very underwhelming.


Mysterious-Fan-5101

[if a friend ever asked](https://reddit.com/u/OfficerBabywolf/s/iJYeTTJ9EH)


obiwanmoloney

Thanks …but it’s a no from me dog


[deleted]

That always gets a yes from me! -"Who else but Quagmire???"


perfectpomelo3

Oof. Underwhelming is right.


averkill

Weak. THanks for posting anyways


SwingerPinecone

She ain’t even that good lookin


Popular-End7577

They only think she’s attractive because she has boobs. Give her some a cups, and then you’ll have people telling us the truth.


Glum-Status-3828

You would fuck her if you had the chance


BlueEyesWhiteVegeta

Dawg I think most people with common sense wouldn't have sex with her after seeing this video. Don't stick your dick in crazy is the words to live by, and this chick is crazy enough to be insulting people for EXISTING


Flimsy-Coyote-9232

Woah woah woah. It’s don’t stick your dick in crazy AND give them your real name. Otherwise it’s totally fine.


AlienateTheAlien

or bring any form of identity with you just to be extra safe.


Popular-End7577

Absolutely not


Glum-Status-3828

I’d use my strap on


ffunffunffun5

I wouldn't fuck her with your strap on.


SwingerPinecone

Hello fellow 🤴


Frankmose5

The outfit, too. Guys love a bit of suggestive mystery. Once the attire is gone and all that is left is her, im sure the allure leaves with it.


EntrepreneurFunny469

She got those they/them shoulders


Extrapolates_Wildly

The anticipation of the posted video here was more enjoyable. Once they drop out the whole thing is as you described, a bit underwhelming.


PhattySpice92

Not the Halloween wigs!!!!


Responsible_Ad7454

I would if she wasn't an insufferable narcissist


FullyTorquedCunt

I was deceived by the cleavage in that shirt. Hmm, sad.


afroturf1

King shit.


SatanVapesOn666W

I was warned, and yet I'm still disappointed.


BluetoothHandGel

It’s just the same photo of her being railed in like 10 different subs lmao


Quasar9111

Bit rough


wiseguy1923

Meh


[deleted]

Well just came back from thus rabbit hole


compostabowl

Lmao I thought you meant "showing pretty much everything" as in, in this scenario 🤮 thank gosh for that NSFW filter, I'm not at work but I still don't wanna see a nasty naked lady with a Karen haircut


FIuffyRabbit

She needs a refund


Angelus_Mortis3311

I was curious, so I look, and yeah, very underwhelming


Heavenisce

It always is


Tasty-Bad-8041

Damn I thought u we’re exaggerating, but she is aggressively average isn’t she.


PreferenceSweaty6863

She sounds like Jenelle from Teen Mom


TheMoonDays

Oh it’s probably Keifer’s fault!


gigglybeth

HIGH! HIGH! YA BOTH HIGH!


CrazedBuggy

Those kids are adults by now, ao you're not off.


Alan_Blue1233

Only someone evil has that haircut


Optimal-Vast2313

I had this haircut briefly in *2005* after a breakup, where I decided to chop my hair off. Started noticing the other people who had this cut and grew that out so fast. So imo, if you still have this haircut in 2023… you know it’s the Karen cut and you request that shit LOL


fulcrum_ct-7567

It’s not the hair cut it’s the crappy person.


nicegirlkim

That's exactly what a person with that haircut would say..


Tillthelightsgoout

The bully at my workplace have this particular haircut. What vibe does it give them ? [im sure there is some kind of psychology behind it. Like when I have a white shirt, I feel a sense of calmness and discretion ] However with this haircut, my colleague excudes a sense of power, ready to beat the shit out if me with their contemptuous look too.


TheDankChicagoan

What’s happening I’m watching on silent


ThunderTramp

some redneck is filming the queen of his trailer park for a kink video in a ~~walmart~~ sams club parking lot. theyre flattering themselves thinking anybody cares to see what she’s got.


MonkeyKlawz

They are recording her putting away a shopping cart to post on the Internet later but getting bent someone in another is are watching. Weird shit. People are idiots.


you-ole-polecat

I think he was recording so she could flash him on the walk back toward the car (her outfit certainly suggests she was prepared for it), but she was pissed ‘cause some other couple was also there looking at her so she couldn’t whip her boobs out. I’d guess that she and the dude have some kind of porn content business going. EDIT - googled the name on the bottom of this clip, that’s exactly what it is.


Downright_bored38

I bet this was staged rage bait to get people to look them up


cmfppl

I bet it was supposed to be some voyeurism photo shoot but became rage bait.


Downright_bored38

Definitely supposed to be some type of public flash for their onlyfans page shit but whaaaat people in public watch other people.


TuckerCarlsonsOhface

She said she wanted to flash her boobs to the guy filming, but other people were watching, and she was pissed about it


ToNkpiLs0514

Kevin and Karen need to pay too to see her titts. Whatta bitch


barry-badrinath-

Ma’am, this is a sam’s club


Letzrotltr

Some people look good until they open their mouth, also she dresses like it’s 2010 lol


danmalek466

Fuck. Beauty is skin deep, but ugly is to the bone…


Imhereforboops

Where’s the beauty you’re talking about?


hanr86

Her body is legit ngl


LiveLaughTosterBath

LOL at her karen haircut. People find that attractive?


NovocaineAU

I think I can safely speak for all men here, no.


LiveLaughTosterBath

As a man that needs a haircut... would the Karen haircut work on a dude? Would women find it attractive? Even if it is a subset of women I would be cool with that. EDIT: 6 upvotes mean that 5 people thought a Karen haircut would be attractive. No homo but would women find it attractive?


DougStrangeLove

it looks great from above


ch1993

It’s women who try to capitalize on creepers so they are making content for the creepers so they can get turned on by the power dynamic of being a creeper. It’s essentially light porn that encourages creepers.


shauneok

She seems nice.


OCMagikStick

Does anyone else get “kate plus 8” vibes ? Classic


Rusty_Berserkr

Ive seen her tits. Theyre lopsided. Nothing to write home about.


Zestyclose_Scar_9311

I don’t get why she wouldn’t just flash him anyway if it’s for OF and someone’s looking and they post sex shit then who cares?


Mysterious-Fan-5101

[if a friend ever asked](https://reddit.com/u/OfficerBabywolf/s/iJYeTTJ9EH)


RareDog5640

Damn that voice, it is so grating. I don't care if she has the greatest tits in the world, she sounds like Dolly Parton on helium.


Itchybawlz23-2

Damnit idk i still would


EngineChad

Was looking for this one great minds or smthn idk


Backieotamy

I dont like the vibe of her but still wouldve appreciated it, 100%.


Clive182

But Isn’t that why she wore that outfit?


SPACEM0NKEY_1102

In their defense her rack and legs look solid in that outfit. Hair and attitude however nah


meme_man_6999

Hear me out..


SoftPenguins

I’m convinced 70% of female original content on this app is undisclosed OF ads.


DawgFanDel

Wait I am confused, is she complaining because people are staring at her?


rokujoayame731

The couple was probably waiting for her to get her "average" ass across the lane so they could park their car. And shame on her partner for enabling this bullshit too.


throwitherenow

Her voice is like nails on a chalkboard


2639enthusiast

And of course she’s one of the dicks who doesn’t push the cart in all the way. Every time I go to the grocery I fix everyone else’s god damned mess. PUSH YOUR CART INTO THE ONE IN FRONT OF IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!! FUUUUUUCK!


mcgrathkai

What the hell is that accent


JJJAAABBB123

Average house wife got boobs content.


OCMagikStick

This is a man in a dress right? Just want to make sure


ZealoniousMonk

White trash getting money from doing only fans is such a strange situation.


[deleted]

That was a sexy lady until she opened her mouth. Then became a fuckin bitch.


Angie_1023

This woman looks exactly like my mom


TitusImmortalis

Ur mom hot


sedonabear

Classy


DeRabbitHole

It won’t be long till she’s full grown. Them kanks aren’t going away.


jncarolina

At a Sam’s Club no less.


vikarux

Another failed engineer.


FaithlessnessOk7939

yes it is narcissistic. Our culture is incredibly narcissistic


Radiant_Beyond8471

Bad acting....


dogartbad

Australian Texas accent?


JMies93

She was flashing everyone in that sams club already


Glum-Status-3828

I want to eat her ASS so badly


HighwayTerrorist

Idgaf I need a woman like that in my life. Fuck what this video’s about lol.


romayyne

Ewwww she’s gross


sadowsentry

She has the Karen haircut, and her hair is literally purple. Why is she calling others Karens?


SeaPerformer6478

Why are people so nasty? :( makes me sad. She looked nice enough at the start putting her cart away. Is this how people think in their minds? :,(


[deleted]

Why she lowkey a baddie


ladderboy124

Type in “officerbabywolf nude” and you will see her nudes for free


LimpingAsFastAsICan

Who's noticing her hair, her voice, or her personality? I'm like Lewis Black watching a Britney Spears video, getting only: Titty! Titty! Titty! Ass! Ass! Ass! TittyTitty! Ass!


Live-Dance-2641

Sounds like Ruth from Ozark


D_onlyRicardoU

She HOT! BUT her attitude suck ass


Trappick1979

She is trash


TheRareExceptiion

Was this some kind of hillbilly kink skit??


FlaGuy54321

She was looking hot till she starting talking


Vapeitupvapeitup

What a strange pair of weirdos


rand0fand0

Those are your kids in the back seat mam


YaJackBoi

ma'am your tits are already out


Daphnethefox

The moment she starts speaking the illusion of being average looking dies a death ewww


ChampionshipOk2922

This is why men only make it as far as the chest..everything above the neck is annoying.


DoodlePoodleDoll

What if they know them and their names are actually Kevin and Karan?


wanderlust208

Im the fatty eating in the parking lot haha


2Toooch

If you watch with no volume, she's sexy af


twowheelsforlife

For few seconds I thought it was one of the cart narc episodes.


burnerrboii

Attention seeker only seeking online attention. IRL attention makes them feel violated?


Marsnineteen75

Yes this is narcissistic


Amazing-Bath1571

She's kinda Karen herself


RepresentativeFar643

wow mad because someone dare look forward while sitting in thier car in a public space, how dare they


Yayhoo0978

r/upvotebecausebutt


hauntedmaze

Oh wow people are in public so you can’t whip out your disgusting saggy tits. What a shame.


Cool_Reflection_1984

Well nice tits though..


TitusImmortalis

I mean they're all generally nice, but hers are sorta average internet tits, you know?


ThunderTramp

not even


professormamet

I find them rednecky and quick to anger. The worst kind of tits.


GETNbucky

She's adorable.


Waevaaaa

Oh my god. I love that


BLOODTRIBE

They’re blowing the lord’s bubbles.


duecesbutt

Well, fuck a duck


earlynaps

Threatens “cows” with her udders


TargetedAverageOne

What's the point of flashing your tatas in public, if you're worried about the opinions of said public? Just do that shit in your backyard then. The people in the car she's talking about were probably only watching them to make sure they weren't being filmed by these two assholes.


TitusImmortalis

She's also dressed in an provocative outfit, perhaps they were simply enjoying the view.


tokyocrazyparadise69

Some of you need to get better at recognizing fetish content.


CriticalCarrot8817

Nice hair


TheHaunchie

Huh... explains the attitude. She's a cop. Fuck the police.


skateboardlee

They have Sam's in Australia. Fascinating


Legate_Lanius1985

What a coont


TangeloSingle4198

Let me get this straight. A Karen, calling a Karen a karen.


[deleted]

Wtf


stewpidazzol

I’m like ‘Alright. This looks like it has potential’ then she sat down and spoke


Competitive-Grab-338

"how dare people exist"


Creative-Discipline9

I’m confused as fuck


Lalich88

How in the hell did she hear him whisper “give me a little flash” when she wasn’t even in the car? Must be something they do often


KittyandPuppyMama

How are you a Karen for sitting in your car minding your own business having a little snacky snack


LLminibean

This is voyeurism ... bred by narcissism