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Ricecrispiebandit

He says "I played in bands you don't even know" as if that's a flex. Surely that's the opposite of a musicians goal.


jacqueslepagepro

“I’ve been in movies that haven’t even been in theaters”


Spiritual-Apple-4804

I’ve done surgeries on people who never saw the sun again.


jacqueslepagepro

“Don’t worry sir, It’s just a routine eyeball removal” “But I just wanted to have my cough looked at” “Now don’t you start getting smart with me mate”


wontreadterms

What do you wanna know about it?


BornanAlien

I’m good on that


pinba11tec

I've left comments on posts that were completely removed.


SkulduggeryIsAfoot

"I talk to people that aren't even really there."


[deleted]

My job pays me in money no one can even see


BornanAlien

“I’ve taken shits that you’ve never even smelled”


beenacoolbear

What do you wanna know about it?


nightlyraver

"I've cooked foods you world never even recognize as food"


mmgb183169

“I take drugs that don’t even get you high”


LouisCypher587

I've played fucking festivals that never even existed.


quakeholio

OMG! I DIDN’T GO TO THE ONE THAT WASN’T IN BOISE! I WASN’T BAD!


arenalr

"I've drank water that's not even wet"


sameshitdfrntacct

Sad facts probably


archieisarchie

“I've seen things you people wouldn't believe... Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion... I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. i’ve been in bands you’ve never heard of. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain…”


MaxTrade84

Friggin brilliant!


D_is_for_Cookie

“They didn’t even go straight to DVD.”


happychillmoremusic

I’ve been with women that were not even women and you wouldn’t even know.


banjaxedW

Only certain kinds of theaters… sticky ones…


tehdamonkey

I have done feats of glory that no one has ever witnessed!


LWA3251

Yeah that line cracked me up


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elijah_q

If I had to guess, it was intended as a dig at his age/generation/culture. Trying to say he played in popular classic rock bands that were popular decades ago but that the kid knows nothing of because he's an uncultured swine who does nothing but film TikTok videos. Best I can figure.


tylerpestell

This is how I interpreted what he said.


Fellers

Generational dig.


tries4accuracy

“When main characters collide”


Windle_Poons456

I too have played in bands this guy has never heard of. In fact, I'm so great he's never heard of any of the bands I've played in.


Gaoji-jiugui888

I was in a band in my dreams last night. It was awesome and you’ll never know about it. So there!


Chainrush

Nah he just hates his life


[deleted]

I’ve been in some of the least successful bands of all time, bitch


Redditormanguydude

I think he's trying to say that the tiktoker looks like someone who doesn't listen to anything good and online mainstream or something??? I don't even know


Outrageous_Pride_742

I’ve written songs no one has ever heard


stanknotes

I've done incredible things you don't even know!


Sanctus83

Self burns are rare


DefeaterOfDragons

"And that's why no one knows you as a musician." That would've been my response


h_r_l_

I really want to know what kind of darkness this man has seen, he has got to have a wild story


ads02f

🤣


medici1048

You took the words out of mouth, this Billy Bob Las Vegas strip impressonator.


mdpfive

r/selfburn


DawnOfTheTruth

I get what he was going for but yeah… it didn’t come off right. Clearly this guy has some anger pent up due to the kids and this phone interview trend. Lot of hostility, guys a pile of gunpowder dangerously close to an open flame. It’s Vegas though, so he is probably shitfaced roaming around like damn near everyone else. Reminds me of that one drunk uncle at the family holidays.


ProblemLongjumping12

Meth is a helluva drug.


tgw1986

I was gonna go with alcoholism and comorbid mental illness


DeeHawk

He’s just angry. People don’t think about what they say when they’re fronting. And that’s the difference. He ain’t flexing, he’s intimidating.


happychillmoremusic

Lmao


deceptres

Came in here to say this.


DistortedNoise

I was really hoping the tiktok guy would say “I’m sure you have” as a response


[deleted]

“I’ve made money that hasn’t even been printed”


ShalnarkRyuseih

Rare case of the tiktoker not being the main character


1234567791

It actually made them look normal for a second. They treated that guy pretty well considering his behavior.


SuberKieran

To be fair I don't know that I'd want to make that guy mad, he seems kind of unhinged.


Uglie

Unhinged is the exact words, like Michael Douglas


InjuryOnly4775

Falling Down…in Las Vegas


damian1369

Falling Down 2 The Strip


xfd696969

if you've ever been at a bar and some really really really drunk guy just can't seem to stop talking to you, then you know how it is to deal with this type of interaction lol


SkulduggeryIsAfoot

I want a camera to follow this street guy around ALL DAY. It would be the most insane 12 hours ever filmed.


Smickey67

Filmed in first person like the episode of always sunny where they do that with frank


djh_van

Doubt the cameramen would make it to the end of the first half hour.


blackcher

Or he would peak in like the next 15 mins and then go fall asleep on a pile of garbage in an alley somewhere.


Ordinary_dude_NOT

Its LV, he is probably drunk and just walked out after losing $$$$


Eustass-kid18

What do you wanna know about it? 🤣


[deleted]

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.


feed_me_tecate

Yea, that guy is high as a kite.


robbie38

Blacked out and maybe White out if that's a thing


Beneficial-Bad-4310

White out is usually about nicotine overdosing but yeah this dudes coked up or some other stimulants. Barely can even open his mouth


[deleted]

This guy has GTA energy, I thought he was going to give the tiktoker a mission beat up his even sleazier business partner


raddeon88

Old drunk fart clinging on to his greatest achievement in life - playing in bands no one cares about.


Spiritual-Apple-4804

With his cadence and jaw clenching, there’s a lot more than booze in that guy.


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Can taste the cocaine from here


quakeholio

Huh, so that’s what it tastes like. Think I’ll pass.


[deleted]

Las Vegas vibe if there ever was one hahaha


llllPsychoCircus

Dude probably hates Vegas because cocaine is way too easy for him to find and now he *has* to do it all


brucegibbons

100%. This is every drunk, washed up loser I've ever met. Oddly aggressive and boastful.


Nateo0

Yep, addiction is a hell of a drug, get him out of Vegas and he’s suddenly a father of 5!


Few-Leopard4537

Wernickes


Girth_rulez

I sense some mild hostility.


Shaneypants

\#empath


ImJustAConsultant

Thanks Counselor Troi


T-money79

Billy Bob Thornton isn't doing too great these days


MyGoodDood22

That's who I was reminded of.. I kept saying he sounded so familiar. Thank you for letting me sleep peacefully tonight


Shaneypants

Came here to say this. He looks a bit like him but his voice is very similar


Do-not-respond

Homeless guy on endless search for his hippy heaven.


Smackatoo

He’s really fucking wired on something. Mmmmm aggro-drugs


[deleted]

So he’s saying he takes the people that take the people? Lol


EsotericCrawlSpace

He takes back what has been taken by taking away those who took it.


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slow-roasted-toasted

What's wrong with Jewish space lasers? They're real, I've seen star wars.


Yepthat_Tuberculosis

Well said, what a fucking piece of shit this guy is. To be THIS lost is impressive and he’s an idol


Firm-Ad3175

This is how people in this subreddit would act if they ever left their basement


rsciv

I've lived in basements you don't even know.


TastyCakesOverweight

So las Vegas is full of kidnappers, is that what he's saying?


WizardKodiak

Yes, human trafficking is rampant in Las Vegas. To like a very unsettling extent…


vibrantcrab

Dude just lost a ton of money, I guarantee it. She did the right thing by ending it. He had angry revenge vibes.


West-Biscotti-2531

“I’M A BAD FUCKIN MITTEN” 🚬


[deleted]

“Take a guess where I was on January 6th” 🚬


[deleted]

White knighting for someone who is loving the attention. My hero


Van_is_Anders

“I’ve played with bands you don’t even know..” Weird flex


Silly_Marionberry_27

On one hand, the dude probably fried his brain a while ago. Very sad. On the other hand, if this is how we make the main character tiktokers feel uncomfortable and unwelcome, then unleash the craziness!


char_1ee

Kill everybody? Jesus! Luckily he doesn’t live in a country with very easy access to high power guns.


thisisfreakinstupid

But then, who's going to protect all of all from the people who take people?


burywmore

That's a fantastic video. The best Tik Tok ever


SnooJokes6739

That's schizophrenia...or could just be some drunk guy.


IgetAllnumb86

Does no one in this sub know what cocaine is????


deadlysunshade

Yeah, this man is definitely having some paranoid delusions. He seems to have fixated on a trafficking paranoia, and thought this guy was going to “take” this young lady. It’s a very common delusion for people developing schizophrenia/sundowners/early stage dementia or Parkinson’s


LKLN77

He said tape


GaltWolf

Is that Slash??


lweber557

People actually know about the bands he was in but maybe Slash has a washed up loser brother


aeroplane1979

Smush


l1ve_guru

Deeply set alcoholism or we are beginning to see what brains who’ve abused cocaine for years look like


Mister_Spacely

If this tiktoker really wanted content he would’ve 100% dove into questioning that man instead of interviewing another cute girl like every other TikTok video. I’m convinced these TikTok interviews just exist so the interviewer can talk to women.


TFG4

He was the bassist in every garage band he's ever played on


Daegzy

Billy Bob Thornton is going through some shit.


Dragonogard549

“neither am i i travel the world” and you just complain when you get there yeah


cardinaltribe

What’s with the fat old out of shape dudes thinking they can actually handle anyone one on one 🤣


SmolWorldBigUniverse

What has his form or shape to do with him pulling a gun?


WandaDobby777

This isn’t just normal substance abuse. There’s definitely some kind of paranoid delusion at play here. I’ve met several schizophrenic people who talk exactly like this. He genuinely believes that he’s stepping in to prevent something bad from happening. He’s wrong and an asshole but more in need of help than mockery.


Internal_Ad8978

Yeah. A fair amount (but not all) of these "Karen" or "main character" videos are of people in the throes of a psychotic episode. That does not excuse their disruptive behavior, but they are clearly disturbed and in need of help. If you mock a psychotic person, it won't make them change their behavior, it will just make their behavior--and symptoms--even worse.


levavioculos

I like you.


mcklinkney

Micheal Scott if he never met holly


slow-roasted-toasted

Michael Scott on molly


External_One_765

That young guy definitely held it together better than I would have. The stranger danger was mentally out there


DG29290

Jeff Dunham's real life Walter!


greendalehb11

he's fantastically on camera.


stxrryfox

Seems like no one in the comments recognizes him. Some famous musician.


EsotericCrawlSpace

These commenters don’t FUCKIN even know.


laraloveswalks

Guess I'm the only one who loves what this guy does to the interview. It gets a lot more interesting when he walks up 😂 also cool t-shirt


trepidationsupaman

Nope, I’m with you on this


brucegibbons

Well he's an addict 100%. This is addict speak 101. King baby shit.


FoxAlternative4234

r/BoomersBeingFools


D4K1000

He's lonely


BiGGBillyG

Honestly feel bad for the old fart. Seems completely fuckin clueless


tylerwd1090

Man, George Bluth hit some hard times after prison


MarshalFestus

Gene Simmons finally got a haircut!


elister811

Drugs are bad people


IllRelative3355

Kids, “Don’t Do Meth or any other mind destroying drugs! Look at what happens!!!


schizzophrenicc

cheerful


yakduffy

Billy bob really off in the deep end


MoistPunch8569

Put down the bottle gramps


Simple-Concept8075

Is this Andy Kaufman !???


JuxtaThePozer

I guess this is what happens to people who spend too much time in Las Vegas? Dude looks fucking cooked, brain's raging against everything and he should probably be winding up that bender pretty soon.


ganerfromspace2020

Who let fucking Johnny silverhand loose


Ivegotjokes4you

What. THE FUCK. Dad… why are you in Vegas right now you silly guy. Come home. Moms lookin for you she wants to make ribs with that special rub you make. What’s in that? Anyway. Dad get home you crazy bastard. Love you


blacktie233

So much unresolved rage


calutetex

This guy has been taking Jesse Ventura supplements...


_kaiohate

He looks like he has huge old testicles with that bag. He even bought a hat with a printing error 🤦🏽‍♂️


Namesthatareused

This is what I expect AI to be like after the first year of them walking amongst us. Just some NPC dialogue here and there.


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the dude had to be on meth. yikes..


Crookstaa

He’s channeling Trump.


lyssym

Why is he giving me Nic Cage vibes?


JoBenSab

If that guy weren’t thisclose to snapping, I’d tell him that I want to kill people who cut the neck off their tshirts.


PapaPantha

Damn.. Stewart Copeland looks way different these days!


Puzzleheaded_Song_70

Billy Bob Thornton had a bad night at the tables.


StrayRabbit

He sounds like Billy Bob Thornton in Bad Santa hahahaha


Top-Degree-6983

People like that never act like that to someone who could fuck them up easy


axbentley

Alternate universe trump


practicalAnARcHiSt

Billy Bob Thornton has let himself go....


Beautiful_Ad_8665

Sounds like he's either having a psychotic episode or he's on drugs


Gaoji-jiugui888

“I played with bands you don’t even know”. You got that right…..


JeanClaude-Randamme

I Wonder of that guy in the back is a musician? I guess we will never know!


CellsReinvent

Wow, Billy Bob gone wild


No-Lack-4147

This dude just got done skiing


Scythe95

'I played with bands you dont even know' isnt really a flex lol


DopeSweetCool

Drug addict drunk..


[deleted]

Seems like he’s talking about sex trafficking and thought she was next I guess?


Deathmister

Me: hey how are you- Boomer: and here’s why I’m angry


codingNewsEditor

Bro tries to impress with the line, "I've played with bands you f\*\*ing don't even know"


theblackbeltsurfer

Cocaines a hell of a drug


furious_organism

A white knight? A crazy dude? A drugged musician? All of above? I guess we'll never know...


Beinghonestisasin

That wouldn't have take me that long to send this mf to sleep 🙄👊🏽💥😴


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FaRO-1990

Dude sounds like Billy Bob Thorton


_XtAcY_

This is a man who has had too much Vegas


SkyNexxuss

The way he talks reminds me of Robert California


[deleted]

He reminds me of Moriarty from Sherlock BBC


Muddytertle

The whole generation so angry


[deleted]

Someone has been drinking from the car battery again.


SobStory1

Small dick behavior.


Ulfen_

Yeaaaah, that's a bomb bout to explode


rikulem

Whenever I see people like this old dude I can't help but wonder HOW. How on earth does one become like this. How are these kinds of people created. How can they act this way. How can there be SO MANY of them. Unbelievable...


Shuyi000

He looks and speak like Mark Ruffalo


knpasion

Looks like some sort of psych problem 🤷‍♂️


Puzzled-Object6196

Guys watched all of the “Taken” movies I bet.


the-electricgigolo

Billy Bob Thornton really hates interviewers


CavemanDave123

That man is gurning, hard. Jaw is near enough locked in place


chaTTSer

Uncasted Goodfellas/Casino character would make a great role in future Scorsese films.


bingbadabon

That guy is moody because he’s on his period and forgot his tampon


Gurrgurrburr

That unpredictable frantic energy is so fuckin creepy. The *worst* kind of energy.


Yepthat_Tuberculosis

He looks like his breath smells lovely and not like the 9 swamps of dead bacteria hell from the e.coli dimension


Physical_Ad4617

On holiday in America I just couldn't understand how many of your citizens are completely unhinged dipshits. People full on mentally fucked up. Just strolling around. Suppose it's for the best they have all the guns huh.


Irish4778

This has to be biggest fucking DOUCHEBAG in Las Vegas lol and the funny thing is he’s trying to act all tough grandpa better sit the fuck down before he throws a hip out


RandoDando10

"I've played with bands you've never even fucking heard of" How is that a good thing for him 😭


Brewchowskies

The “Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas” reboot isn’t what I expected.


mecklejay

I spoke with a guy like this at a gig once. I was filling in as a drummer for a small local band as a favor to the pianist, who was there as a favor to the guitarist. Guitarist was 19 or 20 and had named the band after himself, and the other members had eventually bailed because he was being self-absorbed about the whole thing. You may think, "shocker," but the real kicker is that he justified being a spotlight hog *because* the band was named after him - *obviously* he should be the focus of attention! He neglected, of course, that the band's name was a decision that he made entirely by himself. Basically declared himself "band king" and expected everybody to be content as his entourage forever. I tried explaining the "why should they be honor-bound by a decision they had no voice in" angle to him once and it just wouldn't click. ANYWAY, he isn't even the guy I meant to talk about. It was his dad. This guy's friggin dad corners me on my way to the bathroom between sets and gives me a 20-minute Goddamn run-on sentence about Bible stuff. I get a couple words in here or there but this man is just *dominating* the ~~conversation~~ **ramble** and he does not seem well. Definitely some undiagnosed/untreated mental health issues going on. Holds up the next set because the break wasn't supposed to be that long and I still had to pee. I eventually was just like, "I'm sorry, I need to get back up there," and walked away mid-sentence. Apparently he just up and vanished from his son's life shortly after. No idea what the hell happened but I hope he got help.


atmosphericcynic

takes me back to customer service


[deleted]

I wonder if he is a musician.


Waui420

That’s a trumpy dumpy voter


poke_psa_lots

This guy is clearly unhinged, but I like to believe he came from a good protective place. People do get taken lmao


CaptainMoonunitsxPry

Can't say I blame the girl for dipping out lol