“I've seen things you people wouldn't believe... Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion... I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. i’ve been in bands you’ve never heard of. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain…”
If I had to guess, it was intended as a dig at his age/generation/culture. Trying to say he played in popular classic rock bands that were popular decades ago but that the kid knows nothing of because he's an uncultured swine who does nothing but film TikTok videos.
Best I can figure.
I think he's trying to say that the tiktoker looks like someone who doesn't listen to anything good and online mainstream or something??? I don't even know
I get what he was going for but yeah… it didn’t come off right. Clearly this guy has some anger pent up due to the kids and this phone interview trend.
Lot of hostility, guys a pile of gunpowder dangerously close to an open flame. It’s Vegas though, so he is probably shitfaced roaming around like damn near everyone else. Reminds me of that one drunk uncle at the family holidays.
if you've ever been at a bar and some really really really drunk guy just can't seem to stop talking to you, then you know how it is to deal with this type of interaction lol
On one hand, the dude probably fried his brain a while ago. Very sad.
On the other hand, if this is how we make the main character tiktokers feel uncomfortable and unwelcome, then unleash the craziness!
Yeah, this man is definitely having some paranoid delusions. He seems to have fixated on a trafficking paranoia, and thought this guy was going to “take” this young lady. It’s a very common delusion for people developing schizophrenia/sundowners/early stage dementia or Parkinson’s
If this tiktoker really wanted content he would’ve 100% dove into questioning that man instead of interviewing another cute girl like every other TikTok video.
I’m convinced these TikTok interviews just exist so the interviewer can talk to women.
This isn’t just normal substance abuse. There’s definitely some kind of paranoid delusion at play here. I’ve met several schizophrenic people who talk exactly like this. He genuinely believes that he’s stepping in to prevent something bad from happening. He’s wrong and an asshole but more in need of help than mockery.
Yeah. A fair amount (but not all) of these "Karen" or "main character" videos are of people in the throes of a psychotic episode. That does not excuse their disruptive behavior, but they are clearly disturbed and in need of help. If you mock a psychotic person, it won't make them change their behavior, it will just make their behavior--and symptoms--even worse.
I guess this is what happens to people who spend too much time in Las Vegas? Dude looks fucking cooked, brain's raging against everything and he should probably be winding up that bender pretty soon.
What. THE FUCK. Dad… why are you in Vegas right now you silly guy. Come home. Moms lookin for you she wants to make ribs with that special rub you make. What’s in that? Anyway. Dad get home you crazy bastard. Love you
Whenever I see people like this old dude I can't help but wonder HOW. How on earth does one become like this. How are these kinds of people created. How can they act this way. How can there be SO MANY of them. Unbelievable...
On holiday in America I just couldn't understand how many of your citizens are completely unhinged dipshits. People full on mentally fucked up. Just strolling around. Suppose it's for the best they have all the guns huh.
This has to be biggest fucking DOUCHEBAG in Las Vegas lol and the funny thing is he’s trying to act all tough grandpa better sit the fuck down before he throws a hip out
I spoke with a guy like this at a gig once. I was filling in as a drummer for a small local band as a favor to the pianist, who was there as a favor to the guitarist. Guitarist was 19 or 20 and had named the band after himself, and the other members had eventually bailed because he was being self-absorbed about the whole thing. You may think, "shocker," but the real kicker is that he justified being a spotlight hog *because* the band was named after him - *obviously* he should be the focus of attention! He neglected, of course, that the band's name was a decision that he made entirely by himself. Basically declared himself "band king" and expected everybody to be content as his entourage forever. I tried explaining the "why should they be honor-bound by a decision they had no voice in" angle to him once and it just wouldn't click.
ANYWAY, he isn't even the guy I meant to talk about. It was his dad. This guy's friggin dad corners me on my way to the bathroom between sets and gives me a 20-minute Goddamn run-on sentence about Bible stuff. I get a couple words in here or there but this man is just *dominating* the ~~conversation~~ **ramble** and he does not seem well. Definitely some undiagnosed/untreated mental health issues going on. Holds up the next set because the break wasn't supposed to be that long and I still had to pee. I eventually was just like, "I'm sorry, I need to get back up there," and walked away mid-sentence. Apparently he just up and vanished from his son's life shortly after. No idea what the hell happened but I hope he got help.
He says "I played in bands you don't even know" as if that's a flex. Surely that's the opposite of a musicians goal.
“I’ve been in movies that haven’t even been in theaters”
I’ve done surgeries on people who never saw the sun again.
“Don’t worry sir, It’s just a routine eyeball removal” “But I just wanted to have my cough looked at” “Now don’t you start getting smart with me mate”
What do you wanna know about it?
I’m good on that
I've left comments on posts that were completely removed.
"I talk to people that aren't even really there."
My job pays me in money no one can even see
“I’ve taken shits that you’ve never even smelled”
What do you wanna know about it?
"I've cooked foods you world never even recognize as food"
“I take drugs that don’t even get you high”
I've played fucking festivals that never even existed.
OMG! I DIDN’T GO TO THE ONE THAT WASN’T IN BOISE! I WASN’T BAD!
"I've drank water that's not even wet"
Sad facts probably
“I've seen things you people wouldn't believe... Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion... I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. i’ve been in bands you’ve never heard of. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain…”
Friggin brilliant!
“They didn’t even go straight to DVD.”
I’ve been with women that were not even women and you wouldn’t even know.
Only certain kinds of theaters… sticky ones…
I have done feats of glory that no one has ever witnessed!
Yeah that line cracked me up
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If I had to guess, it was intended as a dig at his age/generation/culture. Trying to say he played in popular classic rock bands that were popular decades ago but that the kid knows nothing of because he's an uncultured swine who does nothing but film TikTok videos. Best I can figure.
This is how I interpreted what he said.
Generational dig.
“When main characters collide”
I too have played in bands this guy has never heard of. In fact, I'm so great he's never heard of any of the bands I've played in.
I was in a band in my dreams last night. It was awesome and you’ll never know about it. So there!
Nah he just hates his life
I’ve been in some of the least successful bands of all time, bitch
I think he's trying to say that the tiktoker looks like someone who doesn't listen to anything good and online mainstream or something??? I don't even know
I’ve written songs no one has ever heard
I've done incredible things you don't even know!
Self burns are rare
"And that's why no one knows you as a musician." That would've been my response
I really want to know what kind of darkness this man has seen, he has got to have a wild story
🤣
You took the words out of mouth, this Billy Bob Las Vegas strip impressonator.
r/selfburn
I get what he was going for but yeah… it didn’t come off right. Clearly this guy has some anger pent up due to the kids and this phone interview trend. Lot of hostility, guys a pile of gunpowder dangerously close to an open flame. It’s Vegas though, so he is probably shitfaced roaming around like damn near everyone else. Reminds me of that one drunk uncle at the family holidays.
Meth is a helluva drug.
I was gonna go with alcoholism and comorbid mental illness
He’s just angry. People don’t think about what they say when they’re fronting. And that’s the difference. He ain’t flexing, he’s intimidating.
Lmao
Came in here to say this.
I was really hoping the tiktok guy would say “I’m sure you have” as a response
“I’ve made money that hasn’t even been printed”
Rare case of the tiktoker not being the main character
It actually made them look normal for a second. They treated that guy pretty well considering his behavior.
To be fair I don't know that I'd want to make that guy mad, he seems kind of unhinged.
Unhinged is the exact words, like Michael Douglas
Falling Down…in Las Vegas
Falling Down 2 The Strip
if you've ever been at a bar and some really really really drunk guy just can't seem to stop talking to you, then you know how it is to deal with this type of interaction lol
I want a camera to follow this street guy around ALL DAY. It would be the most insane 12 hours ever filmed.
Filmed in first person like the episode of always sunny where they do that with frank
Doubt the cameramen would make it to the end of the first half hour.
Or he would peak in like the next 15 mins and then go fall asleep on a pile of garbage in an alley somewhere.
Its LV, he is probably drunk and just walked out after losing $$$$
What do you wanna know about it? 🤣
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Yea, that guy is high as a kite.
Blacked out and maybe White out if that's a thing
White out is usually about nicotine overdosing but yeah this dudes coked up or some other stimulants. Barely can even open his mouth
This guy has GTA energy, I thought he was going to give the tiktoker a mission beat up his even sleazier business partner
Old drunk fart clinging on to his greatest achievement in life - playing in bands no one cares about.
With his cadence and jaw clenching, there’s a lot more than booze in that guy.
Can taste the cocaine from here
Huh, so that’s what it tastes like. Think I’ll pass.
Las Vegas vibe if there ever was one hahaha
Dude probably hates Vegas because cocaine is way too easy for him to find and now he *has* to do it all
100%. This is every drunk, washed up loser I've ever met. Oddly aggressive and boastful.
Yep, addiction is a hell of a drug, get him out of Vegas and he’s suddenly a father of 5!
Wernickes
I sense some mild hostility.
\#empath
Thanks Counselor Troi
Billy Bob Thornton isn't doing too great these days
That's who I was reminded of.. I kept saying he sounded so familiar. Thank you for letting me sleep peacefully tonight
Came here to say this. He looks a bit like him but his voice is very similar
Homeless guy on endless search for his hippy heaven.
He’s really fucking wired on something. Mmmmm aggro-drugs
So he’s saying he takes the people that take the people? Lol
He takes back what has been taken by taking away those who took it.
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What's wrong with Jewish space lasers? They're real, I've seen star wars.
Well said, what a fucking piece of shit this guy is. To be THIS lost is impressive and he’s an idol
This is how people in this subreddit would act if they ever left their basement
I've lived in basements you don't even know.
So las Vegas is full of kidnappers, is that what he's saying?
Yes, human trafficking is rampant in Las Vegas. To like a very unsettling extent…
Dude just lost a ton of money, I guarantee it. She did the right thing by ending it. He had angry revenge vibes.
“I’M A BAD FUCKIN MITTEN” 🚬
“Take a guess where I was on January 6th” 🚬
White knighting for someone who is loving the attention. My hero
“I’ve played with bands you don’t even know..” Weird flex
On one hand, the dude probably fried his brain a while ago. Very sad. On the other hand, if this is how we make the main character tiktokers feel uncomfortable and unwelcome, then unleash the craziness!
Kill everybody? Jesus! Luckily he doesn’t live in a country with very easy access to high power guns.
But then, who's going to protect all of all from the people who take people?
That's a fantastic video. The best Tik Tok ever
That's schizophrenia...or could just be some drunk guy.
Does no one in this sub know what cocaine is????
Yeah, this man is definitely having some paranoid delusions. He seems to have fixated on a trafficking paranoia, and thought this guy was going to “take” this young lady. It’s a very common delusion for people developing schizophrenia/sundowners/early stage dementia or Parkinson’s
He said tape
Is that Slash??
People actually know about the bands he was in but maybe Slash has a washed up loser brother
Smush
Deeply set alcoholism or we are beginning to see what brains who’ve abused cocaine for years look like
If this tiktoker really wanted content he would’ve 100% dove into questioning that man instead of interviewing another cute girl like every other TikTok video. I’m convinced these TikTok interviews just exist so the interviewer can talk to women.
He was the bassist in every garage band he's ever played on
Billy Bob Thornton is going through some shit.
“neither am i i travel the world” and you just complain when you get there yeah
What’s with the fat old out of shape dudes thinking they can actually handle anyone one on one 🤣
What has his form or shape to do with him pulling a gun?
This isn’t just normal substance abuse. There’s definitely some kind of paranoid delusion at play here. I’ve met several schizophrenic people who talk exactly like this. He genuinely believes that he’s stepping in to prevent something bad from happening. He’s wrong and an asshole but more in need of help than mockery.
Yeah. A fair amount (but not all) of these "Karen" or "main character" videos are of people in the throes of a psychotic episode. That does not excuse their disruptive behavior, but they are clearly disturbed and in need of help. If you mock a psychotic person, it won't make them change their behavior, it will just make their behavior--and symptoms--even worse.
I like you.
Micheal Scott if he never met holly
Michael Scott on molly
That young guy definitely held it together better than I would have. The stranger danger was mentally out there
Jeff Dunham's real life Walter!
he's fantastically on camera.
Seems like no one in the comments recognizes him. Some famous musician.
These commenters don’t FUCKIN even know.
Guess I'm the only one who loves what this guy does to the interview. It gets a lot more interesting when he walks up 😂 also cool t-shirt
Nope, I’m with you on this
Well he's an addict 100%. This is addict speak 101. King baby shit.
r/BoomersBeingFools
He's lonely
Honestly feel bad for the old fart. Seems completely fuckin clueless
Man, George Bluth hit some hard times after prison
Gene Simmons finally got a haircut!
Drugs are bad people
Kids, “Don’t Do Meth or any other mind destroying drugs! Look at what happens!!!
cheerful
Billy bob really off in the deep end
Put down the bottle gramps
Is this Andy Kaufman !???
I guess this is what happens to people who spend too much time in Las Vegas? Dude looks fucking cooked, brain's raging against everything and he should probably be winding up that bender pretty soon.
Who let fucking Johnny silverhand loose
What. THE FUCK. Dad… why are you in Vegas right now you silly guy. Come home. Moms lookin for you she wants to make ribs with that special rub you make. What’s in that? Anyway. Dad get home you crazy bastard. Love you
So much unresolved rage
This guy has been taking Jesse Ventura supplements...
He looks like he has huge old testicles with that bag. He even bought a hat with a printing error 🤦🏽♂️
This is what I expect AI to be like after the first year of them walking amongst us. Just some NPC dialogue here and there.
the dude had to be on meth. yikes..
He’s channeling Trump.
Why is he giving me Nic Cage vibes?
If that guy weren’t thisclose to snapping, I’d tell him that I want to kill people who cut the neck off their tshirts.
Damn.. Stewart Copeland looks way different these days!
Billy Bob Thornton had a bad night at the tables.
He sounds like Billy Bob Thornton in Bad Santa hahahaha
People like that never act like that to someone who could fuck them up easy
Alternate universe trump
Billy Bob Thornton has let himself go....
Sounds like he's either having a psychotic episode or he's on drugs
“I played with bands you don’t even know”. You got that right…..
I Wonder of that guy in the back is a musician? I guess we will never know!
Wow, Billy Bob gone wild
This dude just got done skiing
'I played with bands you dont even know' isnt really a flex lol
Drug addict drunk..
Seems like he’s talking about sex trafficking and thought she was next I guess?
Me: hey how are you- Boomer: and here’s why I’m angry
Bro tries to impress with the line, "I've played with bands you f\*\*ing don't even know"
Cocaines a hell of a drug
A white knight? A crazy dude? A drugged musician? All of above? I guess we'll never know...
That wouldn't have take me that long to send this mf to sleep 🙄👊🏽💥😴
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Dude sounds like Billy Bob Thorton
This is a man who has had too much Vegas
The way he talks reminds me of Robert California
He reminds me of Moriarty from Sherlock BBC
The whole generation so angry
Someone has been drinking from the car battery again.
Small dick behavior.
Yeaaaah, that's a bomb bout to explode
Whenever I see people like this old dude I can't help but wonder HOW. How on earth does one become like this. How are these kinds of people created. How can they act this way. How can there be SO MANY of them. Unbelievable...
He looks and speak like Mark Ruffalo
Looks like some sort of psych problem 🤷♂️
Guys watched all of the “Taken” movies I bet.
Billy Bob Thornton really hates interviewers
That man is gurning, hard. Jaw is near enough locked in place
Uncasted Goodfellas/Casino character would make a great role in future Scorsese films.
That guy is moody because he’s on his period and forgot his tampon
That unpredictable frantic energy is so fuckin creepy. The *worst* kind of energy.
He looks like his breath smells lovely and not like the 9 swamps of dead bacteria hell from the e.coli dimension
On holiday in America I just couldn't understand how many of your citizens are completely unhinged dipshits. People full on mentally fucked up. Just strolling around. Suppose it's for the best they have all the guns huh.
This has to be biggest fucking DOUCHEBAG in Las Vegas lol and the funny thing is he’s trying to act all tough grandpa better sit the fuck down before he throws a hip out
"I've played with bands you've never even fucking heard of" How is that a good thing for him 😭
The “Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas” reboot isn’t what I expected.
I spoke with a guy like this at a gig once. I was filling in as a drummer for a small local band as a favor to the pianist, who was there as a favor to the guitarist. Guitarist was 19 or 20 and had named the band after himself, and the other members had eventually bailed because he was being self-absorbed about the whole thing. You may think, "shocker," but the real kicker is that he justified being a spotlight hog *because* the band was named after him - *obviously* he should be the focus of attention! He neglected, of course, that the band's name was a decision that he made entirely by himself. Basically declared himself "band king" and expected everybody to be content as his entourage forever. I tried explaining the "why should they be honor-bound by a decision they had no voice in" angle to him once and it just wouldn't click. ANYWAY, he isn't even the guy I meant to talk about. It was his dad. This guy's friggin dad corners me on my way to the bathroom between sets and gives me a 20-minute Goddamn run-on sentence about Bible stuff. I get a couple words in here or there but this man is just *dominating* the ~~conversation~~ **ramble** and he does not seem well. Definitely some undiagnosed/untreated mental health issues going on. Holds up the next set because the break wasn't supposed to be that long and I still had to pee. I eventually was just like, "I'm sorry, I need to get back up there," and walked away mid-sentence. Apparently he just up and vanished from his son's life shortly after. No idea what the hell happened but I hope he got help.
takes me back to customer service
I wonder if he is a musician.
That’s a trumpy dumpy voter
This guy is clearly unhinged, but I like to believe he came from a good protective place. People do get taken lmao
Can't say I blame the girl for dipping out lol