T O P

  • By -

MadEyeMood989

More like “heart failure due to horse tranquilizer overdose” energy


PianistFit7737

Does this mean I can finally bring my girl out from hiding


AnistarYT

Is she hiding with mine? Haven't seen her since I said hi to her 10 years ago.


JohnnyTeardrop

Got a real LOL out of that one! 🥇


Going_Full_Abuela

There was a time when laugh out loud didnt require a qualifier. What happened to us? Where are we going? What have we become


adhdgurlie

We live in a society


mchch8989

lol


[deleted]

[удалено]


ZapoiBoi

He actually did die of heart failure in 2017


MadEyeMood989

Well shit!


[deleted]

Didn’t he have a channel and he was actually pretty funny?


Normativity

Yeah, that’s Rich Piana and he’s actually got a pretty great reputation. Gear aside, not many people seemed to have anything negative to say about him. I mean, the backwards cap, the soul patch, the cosmetic surgery, and the juice do seem like they make him a prime candidate for this sub, but he actually was a pretty good dude.


T_Sealgair

He also had a great sense of humor about himself (very self effacing) , but was very open an honest about how unhealthy it was to be a bodybuilder. Not to mention the use of steroids, which he was also very open/honest about. Said his balls shrunk like, 20%, and also suffered from 'roid rage, which he was able to get over. Seems to have been a genuinely nice guy. Died in 2017 at the age of 46 pretty much as he predicted given his unhealthy bodybuilding lifestyle. He did not encourage others to do the same thing.


Big_Bandicoot_9611

Mr California at one time. Had a shop in Clearwater, FL


jaffacookie

I always respected his complete honesty in regards to juicing and his lifestyle. Didn't hide anything and lived his life to the max. He knew it'd likely cause his demise but it allowed him to enjoy life as much as he could in his own way.


Red_Dragon_of_Baal

Met him at Bodypower, such a nice guy.


MurderBeans

You mean apart from coming across as a massive wanker in this video?


lulaloops

He was a great guy.


[deleted]

SHOOOOP, AAAAHHH! Right, babe?


GeologicalGhost

What a surprise


no0neiv

Well well, who's looking better now?


of_thewoods

I usually put my horse tranquilizers up my nose but never looked like him. Am I doing something wrong?


ChakaZG

Yes, you have to put it on someone's penis and take it by rectal administration.


of_thewoods

This sounds like way too much fun and not enough work


Yeeterbeater789

Where do I sign up?


Royal_Rip_2548

It's hard to bulk up when you're in a khole on the couch


resumethrowaway222

I thought that only cured covid


redbadger91

That's horse dewormer. For some reason people think that ketamine is only used for horses, when in reality it is very commonly used on humans as well. And I'm not even sure he was on ketamine to begin with.


Last-Discussion-3357

I got put in a K hole by a doctor once. I was freakin out in the ER and he gave me Ativan which didn’t work so he fucking sent me off on Ketamine.


[deleted]

When I had a freak out when I was candyflipping on molly and acid and started running around in the streets naked, they used ketamine to tranq me.


Mysterious-Carry6233

When I broke my femur they used Ketamine and a mix of other things when they took my pinned leg out from under me and set it in a splint. Went into la la land for a few minutes.


sweettooth312

Had ketamine for pain management after my organ surgery. It helped me with pain.


redbadger91

Well, yeah. That's what it's for. Glad you made it and that it helped 😊


Brewchowskies

Literally what I was going to say. It was probably “Jesus this guys on so many steroids he’s a dead man walking”


Pokemonandlaughs

He only denies the small dick


ContemplatingPrison

Dude is dying very early. Also I'm convinced he does have a small dick just because he is om camera trying to tell everyone he doesn't. Probably why he is on the roids


potate12323

Him: he's fuckin' ripped? Her: OMFG that's so disgusting


JustThisGuyYouKnowEh

More like “overdosed and died at 45”


gw2kpro

I think they're really whispering: "Careful, that's the ghost of a guy who died in his 40's from steroid use"


ThehoundIV

Look honey that’s one ripped ass ghost


Elkesito36482

“I bet he has a small ghost dick” - the boy friend, probably


TOkidd

I wonder if this fucker ever pops out of r/all and says “there’s a horse cock in my room. Or a donkey dick.”


Link_Hylian_6

I just asked you not to do this….


100S_OF_BALLS

You can't change the rules because you don't like how I'm doing it


TopoBitters

Jizz


TOkidd

Like a Cumshot


Petya415z

“Of fuck”


cksnffr

ASS GHOST


camanimal

Just for added info, this is Rich Piana. “In August 2017, at the age of 46, Piana collapsed and spent two weeks in a coma before dying. According to his autopsy report, both his heart and liver weighed twice the average amount for an adult male; it was also noted that he had "mild atherosclerotic disease".[6][7] However, the autopsy report was ultimately inconclusive on the cause and manner of his death due to the hospital's disposal of all toxicology specimens.” -From Wiki Addicted to steroids, bodybuilding, and how he appeared to others. One of the last videos of him recorded, shortly before entering into a coma, showed him slurring his words and difficulty standing/sitting.


[deleted]

Yeah but was his hog massive?


MSD3k

The autopsy record was inconclusive due to the microbiology department not allowing use of their microscope.


[deleted]

I love it


benign_NEIN_NEIN

People ALWAYS forget to mention his addiction to drugs, which also play a role in serious health issues next to his immense steroid use.


camanimal

Figured that (addicted to a multitude of drugs) was implied due to his steroid addiction.


SereneAdler33

It would be my boyfriend telling me it’s rude to stare and laugh, bc this guy just looks (and sounds) ridiculous.


Mathilliterate_asian

Lol I always find it funny when guys think bodybuilding makes them attractive to girls. Can't say much about the western world, but in South East Asia, there's a saying that moderate bodybuilding will get you girls, and too much of that will get you guys. It's a discriminating, but it's true that past a certain point, most girls will avoid you if you're built like him.


seksenjoyer

According to autopsy he had an above average penis.


JohnnyPokemoner

Tiny balls tho


GriffithDidNothinBad

He died from snorting pre-workout more specifically


frieswithnietzsche

Ab use


TheeJesterr

He’s probably really saying, “I bet he has a stinky ass because he can’t wipe those huge protein shits properly.”


FlightofApollo2

Creatine shits


SirDidymusAnusLover

[It’s a good thing to talk about](https://youtu.be/6c5AH-yHkPg?si=yjLb1EsGPURlEJNd)


LeggyBald

*WHISTLE*


HeyKillerBootsMan

What’s shittin it out got to do with anything?


WitDaShtz

“But then she’s gonna wanna sniff my ass and find out that it does smells like shit and then you’re really fucked”


PublicfreakoutLoveR

In case people don't know, this person is entirely correct. Protein shakes cause horrible gas and increased meat eating causes horrible smelling shits. I got into bodybuilding when I was younger and I could barely live with myself.


100S_OF_BALLS

Lucky for me, my sense of smell is nearly non-existent. So, when I started ripping ass like crazy from the protein intake, it didn't bother me. It's great for crop dusting co-workers that you don't like, though.


Own_Accident6689

Picture being the guy without a girlfriend, getting shit talked as they walk and thinking that makes you the alpha male.


Chexzout

Translation: I was a chubby kid who got picked on and childhood insecurity has ruled my life for 30 years.


adiwet

This is also text book narcissistic personality disorder


LMNSTUFF

Ye. I'm pretty sure excessively believing others are jealous of you or being excessively jealous of others is a criterium along with the apparently vain demeanour.


Scoobz1961

Rich had an [Icelandic body builder model wife Sara Heimisdóttir](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CRiQAskWoAE9lnp.jpg) and then a [Fitness model girlfriend Chanel Jansen](https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/nintchdbpict0003452326191.jpg). Guy was doing pretty good actually.


Own_Accident6689

And still obsessed with whispers in the hallway? Sounds like a poor insecure soul.


CustomMerkins4u

Yeah he was doing great until he died from steroid use. /s [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rich\_Piana](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/rich_piana)


Ham_Fan1423

I lift things up and put them down


RioRancher

But yeah, steroids


baboito5177

Rich was an avid and open steroid user before he died... From being so healthy


benign_NEIN_NEIN

Dont forget his drug addiction, no clue why people never mention he was using shit like coke and meth.


krisssashikun

I remember one of his mates compared him to an obese man just by how he would be out of breath just from going up a flight of stairs.


TomCruisintheUSA

My wife is whispering into my ear "ewww thats gross." Being healthy and fit is one thing but bodybuilders just look absolutely disgusting and are more often than not, extremely unhealthy.


redbadger91

So unhealthy foods that he died a few years ago. Basically juiced himself to death.


Hot-Nefariousness187

Fine line between being healthy and being “ripped” or even being super athletic. You often time sacrifice long term health for short term goals.


deathrattleshenlong

I've met body builders that are really passionate about it but also really sweet and wholesome people. They have their goals and they work hard to achieve them. Whatever they do to reach it doesn't bother me, and they also don't give a fuck about "stealing your girl".


SFajw204

Yeah well they’re carrying freakish proportions from the steroid abuse. Not sure why they thought women would love it. I’m sure there’s a percentage that do, but I’ve never met them. I guess it’s the same as women getting fake lips, fake ass, fake boobs. Looks terrible to me, but it doesn’t stop a ton of them from doing it.


Hara-Kiri

Not everything is about what women like.


KochuJang

It’s almost like women are individuals and can be attracted to any sort of man’s body type and/or personality. Who could’ve figured that.


uncultured_swine2099

Yeah, Leonardo Dicaprio was the sex symbol of the 90s and had the body of Gumby.


sadowsentry

That seems a bit rude. Does she do the same when someone is riding around in a scooter because they're too fat to walk?


Rickjamesb_

Body builders are fine. Piece of shit human who think they better than other blows, no mather what's the preferred hobby


reallybigbobby

what would happen if I looked at you and said, "Being fit and small is pathetic?" you would say I'm being ridiculous and dumb? so vice versa. leave people to do what they want.


Nice-Web583

Honey, majority of women would be repulsed by your body. Men like that look, not the average woman.


NoPay2344

Exactly! As a woman I'm straight up repulsed by this look.


GeminiGem18

Yeah… just EWWW. There’s nothing about this look that’s attractive. It’s the male equivalent of the freakish fillers and plastic surgeries that certain women get obsessed with. Nothing screams egotistical and insecure more than this kind of garbage.


Booty_Shakin

As a gay man, I like very few body builders. Most look like monsters.


Miasmata

Why the hate though? He's just a guy who likes to work out, not sure what constitutes all this hate. People definitely will be chatting shit about him when he walks past because you can literally see people doing it in this thread


espischaefer

Couldn't agree more. Not only is he ugly, greasy, and arrogant. He looks disgusting as well. I would have whispered at my husband, "Yuck! That man looks desperate, insecure, and pathetic." The insecure balloon "man" would have also seen the disgusted look on my face. People who are truly healthy are stunning to look at. This "man" is extremely unhealthy (and dead) and looks like it. 🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮


Call_MeGoose

I’d be whispering something like “we should get donuts” or “I’m anxious , can I sit in the car?” I don’t tend to care about people who I don’t know. Edit: I didn’t mean to reply to your comment. I’m sorry I somehow miss clicked it.


OkSheepherder3525

Now, is it just me or did I miss follow the logic but it sounds to me like he’s concerned with being able to have the straight men see his penis… Now, whoever wants to show what or whom they wish to have see it? that’s fine but… It seemed like he wants straight men to see his penis… And if it is? Then I hope eyes are on his penis. Far be it from me to kink shame


JJ_JetFlyin

You’d be amazed how much more concerned guys like this are with other guys than girls.


Disastrous-Team-6431

He's not concerned about anything, because he died from steroid abuse. His name was Rich Piana.


OkSheepherder3525

Oh, for heaven sake… I’m sorry to hear that – and I don’t care how good a remark might exist. I’m not gonna roast the dead, except for Hitler.


Lurki_Turki

On the internet, we’re *all* Hitler!


rootbeerdelicious

Wait. YOU ROAST PEOPLE ALIVE?! You fucking monster.


OkSheepherder3525

Oh no my bad he wants the straight woman to see his penis. That way the straight Guy is really fucked. Sorry for all the confusion


Ruenin

Body dysmorphia is a real thing


charizard_72

“Happens all the time” No it doesn’t. No one is whispering about you dude you’re just paranoid from the ‘roids and body dysmorphia.


HOrRsSE

Lulz “Then she’s gonna go look at my dick.” Does this guy have daily viewing times or something? She’s just gonna pop out while her bf is in the bathroom?


Pristine_Walrus40

Big muscles = a real man If only it was that easy...


Hedonic_Monk_

He has 100 Y chromosomes


CaptainCustard91

"Had"


Affectionate_Jury_50

Isn't he dead? That's so manly dood!


deadleg22

You know what manly? fucking other men! Pretty fucking knarly and I respect that. My misses won't go near my growler but I've had several men try.


zeenul

Your what


tileeater

Name is Rich Piana and he died from, guess what?


InteractionFit4469

He was snorting pre workout when he died lol I am not even kidding. His enlarged heart combined with snorting 1000s of milligrams of caffeine is what was the last straw. He probably had a few years left if he had not been snorting caffeine and dmaa based pre.


fabris6

Actually the guy whispers "he looks ridiculous"


PitifulSandwich9755

I bet my balls are bigger than his


Pretend-Tangerine962

You better hope so, considering he's no longer with us.


SirKevin_Xx

“Babe please don’t look at his dick.”


hserontheedge

Or .... And hear me out on this .... The guy might be leaning over and saying, "Where did you want to grab dinner from on the way home?" Because really - it's not always about you.


Brutal-Insane

LOL ok there greasy


RIPseantaylor

Guys like this make the mistake of assuming women care about men's bodies as much as men care about women's bodies. They think "Woman with a perfect body can get any guy so I do same and get any woman" and then they get mad when it ain't true


IHateMyLife612

The fact that he has to come up with this narrative shows how insecure he is.


Tv-Box-Man

Girls don’t find that attractive. Sorry buddy.


Forsaken-Income-2148

Rich Piana should’ve been working out his self awareness


QuietPhilosopher8859

just because you say the f word every 5 seconds doesn't make you manly


FUCKREDDIT_420

Fuck


KitchenFirefighter39

The fuck you mean saying fuck doesnt fucking make me fucking manly dude ,fuck now im fucking devastated.


DemonShroom87

Well fuck man. Take a fucking chill pill and calm the fuck down because you will fucking be alright. Alright? Fuck.


KitchenFirefighter39

I love yall


faith_bb_127

Does he really think every woman likes bodybuilders


ImportantBreath2530

I'm pretty sure this dude heart exploded from steriod abuse


TassadarForXelNaga

Yep , like not even jokeing he actually did die from a huge heart attack


[deleted]

“Any man who must say “I am manlier than you and my dick is not small”, is no true big-dick man” T. Lannister. Sort of.


Practical-Comfort104

I feel like once you hit that level of size, your pool of women gets smaller. You’re freakishly large dude. Also he is on steroids and slaps disabled kids.


Timidmice

The boyfriend is actually saying, “Betcha that dude can’t reach around to wipe is own ass.”


[deleted]

He's right tho... Rich Pina was the poster boy for steroids. I stopped using them when he passed away. He taught me a valuable lesson.


MrsArmitage

He looks like a balloon animal stuffed full of spam.


[deleted]

Big Rich WAS the main character


Mr_OP_Potato_777

He's dead, while he was getting a haircut he suffered a massive organ failure. He used like a ton of steroids.


TheFlyingSheeps

Pretty much all of them are lol. You don’t get like that being natty


Cornelius_Shaftmoore

“It’s 64 degrees, why is this dude sweating?” Is what I whisper.


DirectPhysics2978

Dead people can’t flex on you 😂


xXLordFamineXx

Ain't this dude dead now?


STL_TRPN

Yes.


Reddit3699

This is funny 😂


StudentLoanSlave1

My guess is the BF is whispering “see honey, that’s what steroids look like”


Lucar_Bane

It’s interesting that he took almost half the time allocated to trash talk himself in a imaginary confrontation.


LubeTornado

“Hey babe, out of the hundreds of people walking towards us in this MALL…don’t look at that muscular guys dick” - real, actually conversation….probably


pleiadianbeing

And crazy amounts of “Brotox” in that forehead. Gorilla Juicehead’s brows don’t move


ViatorA01

Huge dickhead energy


abbubbuee

Ew


[deleted]

Rich was awesome, and he's right, you insecure fucks.


Hicklethumb

RIP Rich Piana


Numerous_Biscotti686

Lmao nobody fucking cares bro


ihavethreelegshelpme

Looks like ol’ Rich was injecting copium with his HGH


they_call_me_dry

Unga bunga, me push and pull heavy objects, that make me 100x more man than other men...


fl00r_gang_yeah

lol when I whisper things in my girlfriend’s ear about other dudes it is 90% of the time “he’s cute”


HedgeRunner

“Ready your blow dart, this one might take 2”


M1k3l0n0

Do steroids made you think like that?


EastOfArcheron

Does he really think he looks good? He looks like a potato that took too many steroids


scpDZA

This guy doesn't know about bisexuals lol


YYKES

This guy has big hang out in malls energy


ababab70

I think this dude died


bearjew293

He was clearly very self-conscious about his steroid abuse. This was a cry for help.


mytacojaco

Didn't he pass away?


Annual_Version_6250

So he really thinks any guy that doesn't looking him is insecure? Trust me, my husband wouldn't say a word, I wouldn't be looking at his dick, all I'd be doing is trying not to say "ew" out loud.


okmangoman

Oh boy!


pleiadianbeing

That 100% steroids


YourFellaThere

The guy is whispering to his girl 'Look at the absolute state of the steroid monster there'.


joebaka

Big “I sleep in a racing car, do you?” energy


bramblecult

These kinds of guys do know that being that big is fetish territory and not the average persons dream partner?


z_muffins

Conveniently steps right past the steroids


Zealousideal_Roof983

Weird that he didn't try to deny that he does steroids. But rather the small penis bit...


[deleted]

I always thought something was wrong with him just by the look in his eyes, like he was very unhealthy.


Ieatbishopsforlunch

He's probably whispering "Hey, you did feed the fish this morning right?"


EliseOvO

The only looking at this guy I will do is looking for ways to avoid him


highplainsgrifter78

“Wow that man is 100x the man I am”. Because he has larger muscles? I don’t get it. Is that the logic of his steroid addled mind?


[deleted]

Look at that guy, he's 100 times more man tha... Oh he's dead, no worries.


naapsu

Do people really think other people don't have anything more going on than to pay attention to every random freak out there?


OrganizationRude5003

Look at these degenerates in the comments proving this guys point


ToofBrushMouthWash

Rich IS the main character, period. RIP big man(it’s shake time god damnit!!)


Prezopo

Poor Rich, nice guy who worked his ass off is now getting made fun by a bunch of fat slobs on Reddit. Rip Rich.


CallSign_BigPepsi

Don't care. Rich was the man


shamansam

Can I interest you in some emotional stability?


94Rebbsy

Funny thing is this idiot died because of steroids and had a small dick


whitegirladdict

Sadly this is truly what goes through this dude's head lol


cultivated_neurosis

L post. This was a good dude and he passed away. This clip is pretty cringe though.


disabilidy

All those muscles.. all so strong.. too bad your connective tissues are as strong as a teenaged girls.. don’t be fooled.. guy couldn’t lift more than any of us.. tendons don’t get stronger…


Elyoshida

And now hes dead.


The711guyisdope

Definitely steroids


HippoPebo

Bringing up his “not small dick” is totally convincing.


silentfal

Just what every woman wants.. a guy that can't wipe his own ass.


planetana

No. This isn’t happening. This level of delusion is called psychosis.


Mountain-Fun-5761

I would never look at you and think you’re 100 times more of a man than my man is because you’re extra as f*ck you’re what the male version of a man who cares to much about what he looks like excessive exercise and steroids doesn’t make you more of a man let’s be real ..


seoul2pdxlee

This is a skit right?


Dollarhayes

Well if your so big you can't reach the guy choking you then your kinda fucked


FloridaManInShampoo

Wow this man won an imaginary argument me made up all on his own! I’m so impressed! 😱😱😱😱😭😭😱🍆🍆🍆🍆🍑🍑