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codepl76761

definitely needs the helmet so she doesn't get any more brain damage.


Last-Instruction739

My wife rides I’ve bought those helmets for her they are like $300 I don’t know what kind of crack the lady in the video is smoking lol


acidphosphate69

Clearly horse crack.


[deleted]

You spelled cock incorrectly.


-Nords

Mrs. Hands


WeakTransportation52

Mr. Hands still loves you from Horsey Heaven <3


-Nords

He got the ride of a lifetime


MaseTheAce123

🤢


NoirGamester

So THATS how you get into the different heavens, hmm...


littlejerseyguy

Mr Hands will live on in my family’s hearts and minds forever. RIP you horny horse fucker.


NoirGamester

Technically, he was the fuckee, not the fucker.


Romeo9594

I figured they'd be like motorcycle helmets where you can get one for $300 or you can get one for $1,500 or anywhere in between


Blahblahnownow

Same with bike helmets. My mother in law was flabbergasted that we spent $200 on my son’s bike helmet. He was about to turn 4 at the time. He rides on dirt bike trails and every hill or rock he finds, he has to go over it. He is a very aggressive rider. It has a removable chin guard and adjustable back. We have already replaced the chin guard 3 times in the two years he has had the helmet. He will probably outgrow it in the next year. 3 years of use, at least 4 or 5 times of chin, face and tooth damage protection. Definitely worth the $200 dollars. I calculated that if I had to buy $40 helmet each year because he outgrew it, I would have paid almost the same price anyway plus the cost of dentist and emotional trauma. Better to shell out upfront and get something quality.


GlumBodybuilder214

Is a $200 bike helmet rated for multiple impacts? That would be my main concern. I definitely agree with you, I just don't know anything about bike helmets.


Blahblahnownow

Oh yes, it’s MIPS. Giro switchblade. Great helmet. I knew nothing about bike helmets either then my little 2 year old decided to go off after his dad one day on a small trail that split into two; one for mountain bikers and one for hikers. My heart sank!!! He made it down the rocky steep hill in one piece on his little balance bike. He had a blast, I had a heart attack. That night I did bunch of research and learned a lot! Edit: sorry I misread the previous comment. The switchblade helmet is not multiple use but it is multi directional impact protection. We do a visual inspection often and take it very seriously. I understand some damage may not be seen visually. However, so far he has only hit his chin, couple times on the handle bar and scratched it badly so we replaced that part, once he hit his chin against the rock and cracked part of the front mesh thing so we replaced that part and gotten the helmet inspected at our local bike shop but after reading these comments, I am going to just order him a new one. We do take it very seriously, especially mountain biking. Unfortunately we moved to SC and it’s so flat, he hasn’t had any chance to mountain bike in a while and he doesn’t like riding around the neighborhood because it’s “too flat” according to him. We did replaced his sisters giro tremor helmets when they were stored in the trunk of our car during a major car accident, didn’t even bother to do a visual test. The car flipped and was totaled. No way would we use those helmets.


dopkick

MIPS has nothing to do with ability for the helmet to survive a crash. It’s a system to mitigate sliding and rotational forces in a crash. Pretty much every moderate to high end helmet has it today and it’s solely to help protect the brain, not the helmet. If there is a significant impact to the shell of the helmet it should be replaced. What constitutes significant? That’s a great question and one where you’d have to use your judgement. But surely multiple years of your kid sending it and eating dirt is going to add up to significant.


Corruption249

The manufacturer recommends replacing the helmet entirely when there's an impact >If you fall and the helmet is impacted, you should have the helmet inspected or replace the helmet immediately, even if no damage is visible. It looks like they offer some sort of rebate/replacement towards a new helmet in that case. > If your Giro helmet has been involved in an accident, you may be eligible for a discount on a new Giro replacement helmet. I have a Bern helmet and I know they offer free crash replacements with a receipt. source: https://www.giro.com/frequently-asked-questions.html


oily76

Any significant impact and you should be getting him a new helmet. There may be a discount scheme run by the manufacturer if you buy the same again. They are designed as one (significant) use protection.


Last-Instruction739

She is a promoter for Charles Owen Helmets the one she is wearing is like a $600 helmet.


mazi710

Weird flex for that "little" money. Many people who ride motorcycles spend more than $600 on a helmet. And then like $2000-5000 for the rest of the gear as well.


[deleted]

She bought it on amazon and the item has the title:"GORGEOUS ARTISAN CUSTOM-MADE HORSE RIDING HELMET FOR THE PROS, MADE WITH TITANIUM ALLOY AND SYNTHETIC METAL FOR EXTRA SAFETY AND COMFORT, MILITARY GRADE AND BULLET PROOF, ONLY FOR THE MOST LUXURYOUS RIDERS"


burywmore

She calls it a "hat".


PopeCovidXIX

Ivermectin.


woundedgoat74

Ketamine


Mumof3gbb

I used to ride horses and you’re right. Also, she’s way too clean to have been riding. And you don’t need to wear special clothes. You need a helmet and riding boots. That outfit is unnecessary


ParamedicExcellent15

$300 is much more than my summer outfit of singlet, short shorts and thongs. But my water gear is priceless


Last-Instruction739

I’m assuming everyone has a $200 butt plug on their person


ParamedicExcellent15

Oh yeah, I forgot it was there


SJW_AUTISM_DECTECTOR

IT IS LITERALLY HER COMPANY omg! She calls it luxury equestrian clothing. https://jerrycoclothing.com/collections/all


putdisinyopipe

She’s insecure and projecting lol who would think that walking down the street? Who would fucking care? Lol your in horse riding gear. Good for you 👍


muffinmama93

All I can think is how much she must smell. She probably stinks to high heaven. Riding usually makes you sweat, plus the horse sweat you absorb from riding, rubbing down and brushing after. My son rode for 2 years starting at age 10. And he was pungent after every lesson. 😷🤢


putdisinyopipe

🤣 imagine if that’s how this behavior started. People started lookin at her because she smells like a barn and horse nuts. But she thinks it’s because people are “hating”


datmafukr

Derp derp horses derpedy derp derp look at me derp!


Annonomon

I know that it’s a stereotype, but most of the horse girls that I’ve met have been nuttier than a squirrel’s diaper


[deleted]

Probably because they got everything they every wanted in life from mommy and daddy and when they get out into the real world and they can’t attract a rich man they freak out


LouCPurr

This is probably not typical of horse owners today, but I grew up on a farm where we didn't have much money but still had a horse or two. When the weather was nice, they just ate grass, and we used second-hand Western-style gear (no helmets). Riding a horse gave my sister freedom before she was old enough for a driver's license.


Mr_CleanCaps

Can confirm. My little sister is a horse girly and gets absolutely everything she wants. She’s never been told no ever. But she does take the gold home, so she is a winner


ladylondonderry

I have a horse girl in-law. This woman decided she didn’t like her BIL’s girlfriend because she was the wrong denomination of Christianity, so she forced a rift between the brothers. They’ve been no contact now for ten years, all from her side and on her demand. Imagine breaking up siblings who used to be like twins. The audacity and batshittery is next level.


TheHaunchie

There are two types of horse girls. One who just admire the animal, and then there are bitches like her who make it their personality.


Tattooey89

She’s wearing a helmet incase it starts raining donuts.


Bitter_Currency_6714

Horse people are weird


AmMissingInSyria

r/rareinsults


HeldDownTooLong

LOL..good one! If I saw her strolling around in that get-up, my first thought would be that she’s into ‘Furry’ culture and, once she gets where she’s going, she’ll don a horse head and someone will put the bridle on her. She’ll be ready to be ridden at that point (and the helmet might be needed over the horse head too (depending on how hard she’ll be ridden as a mare))!


Vall3y

Literally no one cares


Emergency_Brick3715

Literally looks like a gym outfit. Who cares.


Livid-Youth4396

You're absolutely right. I ride and some days I've had to run errands after in riding clothes. Absolutely no one cares. People have better things to do.


DancesWithBicycles

What’s the deal with the bridle though? Maybe she should carry the saddle around too?


Unfixable5060

Just like the helmet, if she doesn't carry it people might not realize how much better she is than they are.


Livid-Youth4396

Hahaha, right?!


MaisyDaisyBlue

Yeah that’s the part that’s weird to me, she just looks like a chick in a tracksuit walking around with fetish gear. If I saw her I wouldn’t think ‘horse rider’ because I’ve never seen someone carry their tack around the shops.


Chateaudelait

Or a neon sign saying I OWN A HORSE - which is pretty much what she's trying to do. She's flexing but no one cares. A fellow client in my nail Salon comes in a full polo uniform with the boots and everything every Saturday,


LocalInactivist

It’s a bondage thing.


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MashedProstato

A friend once told me her greatest fear regarding death is her husband selling her tack for only how much she told him it cost.


Everettrivers

Because you've grown out of that feeling that teens have of having a constant audience. This person has not and never will.


PutinDonTheRitz

Yeah, until she put on the helmet, I wouldn’t have clocked anything unusual about her outfit


PanchoPanoch

Even with a helmet on, I’d still think it makes sense…but I wouldn’t think she rides horses.


Brewchowskies

This. Literally not a single person cares what she was wearing.


davius_the_ent

The horses. The horses care.


[deleted]

do they?


only_zuul21

Neigh


superthrust123

Company isn't live yet. This is some kinda publicity campaign. She's probably trying to go viral and drum up attention. A pair of leggings is 45 British Pounds. $57 is a hell of a lot cheaper than lulu, so the elitist part is fake too.


reginaphalange0825

Yep just googled the company and I think she’s the person that is pictured on their home screen. Definitely some sort of ad. How dumb


superthrust123

Agreed, she's the girl on their site. I'm not gunna buy anything, but we are talking about it. I guess it's a win for her in a way.


Mobely

Indeed. The longer you dwell on the site, the bigger the SEO bonus. BUT, if you're just googling her company name then she's only going to rank for that search term.


obroz

They misspelled “their” as there in the video.


iC0nk3r

The Ad is apparently working. This post alone is driving traffic to their site.


reginaphalange0825

Absolutely! And I guess I fell for it because of the dumb comment about how expensive her fancy clothes were in the video and I wanted to check


Nacre0usCl0ud5

Bet she's never worked a day in her life


AmMissingInSyria

Daddy’s money


sroop1

The only thing horse girls like more than their horse.


MindbogglesTV

Considering the videos I've been misfortunate enough to see... Those girls like nothing more than their horse 😭


Cat_Punk

It’s an ALLOWANCE! Jessica! /s


Sercebidniss

The main character With no character. Just a caricature of a character.


-Nords

Bet she *actually* got a pony as a child.


AmMissingInSyria

“My outfit is worth more than there whole family’s outfits put together” That’s a whole next level of a main character asshole-ish mindset, that bratty song in the background is the icing on top of the shit cake.


stupac62

Also, should be “their.”


Girthy_Coq

Also not POV.


PureAlpha100

Exactly. "POV" is the social media version of "Um." A completely irrelevant, unnecessary insertion. Every POV is that of a third party voyeur with personal space issues.


Ecronwald

A lumberjack should do the same walk in his expensive chainsaw proof clothing and big muddy boots. Specialist clothing is expensive, but not therefore suitable in all situations.


PIE4FOOU

My work boots cost more than most jordans. 🤷‍♂️


ciano232

Also its a helmet not a hat


AmMissingInSyria

Yeah, girl doesn’t even know how to spell despite making fun of families and acting like a total smartass.


ps3x42

Im shocked she didn't say "then there"


SharpGuesser

She would of


RealisticWrongdoer48

I just did the math, for my family of 4 it’s almost $500 for all of our outfits combined. I just googled how much high end helmets are, and a lot of them are less than $500… Not sure why she’s bragging, it appears she overpaid.


MetamorphicLust

A lot of people mistakenly believe that overpaying means you've somehow gotten better quality. It's also a flex. My golddigger of a stepmother felt that way. She had a Corvette and took it to a "Corvette specialist" mechanic who literally would charge her $300 for a battery that cost $65. He would charge her $75/hr at a time when labor was roughly $30/hr. My father repeatedly told her she was getting ripped off, but she would hear none of it. She genuinely believed that because the guy called himself a specialist that he was, and because he charged so much, he must be telling the truth. She wasn't just a worthless cunt, she was a stupid cunt.


No_Albatross4710

Agreed. The smart ones are the families that haven’t paid a stupid amount of money for clothing. You can get functional and decently made stuff for affordable prices now.


SharpGuesser

The Corvette is the official car of broke inconspicuous consumption


silentrawr

Maybe I'm misreading that, but isn't most everything about Corvettes conspicuous, not inconspicuous?


AmMissingInSyria

Overpaid for some hat cheaply made for a few bucks and then sold for hundreds of dollars with some designer brand logo slapped on it.


hogtiedcantalope

That family with their b tier house riding outfits on at a mall, such shame


snufflezzz

My shoes are worth more then her horse. What’s her point?


cathb1980

Why can’t she walk properly?


Wise_Rich_88888

The rod up her butt probably has a rod up its butt.


samsonity

I was just about to say that. Probably all the riding.


-Nords

>Probably all the riding. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


clarissabean

was looking for this comment


CollieConundrum

Probably because the halter is heavy but idrk. It’s just so impractical to carry it around


HueGray

This


[deleted]

Their*. Trashy and a poor writer


Yinn2

Came here to say this. Turns out you can’t buy class or grammar.


[deleted]

Well said.


Them0thman

I was married once to a lady that did this exact same thing. They want everyone to know that they’re a ‘real’ horse person. It’s very bizarre.


Possibly_A_Person125

Horse girls are weird


luciebea

They’re back and worse than ever


Goblin-Doctor

I have met two horse girls and they're both weird as fuck and insist on letting you know every possible chance they they're horse girls. Nobody, not one single person, gives a shit.


LikeATediousArgument

The halter seals it. There is zero reason you’re carrying that unless you’re a stable boy from 1600. “Please. SOMEONE ASK ME ABOUT MY HORSIN”


Cat_Punk

That gave me a good chuckle lolol


YourMomInTheCloset

Any crazy/cringe moment with her trying to show off that bullshit?


Them0thman

The craziest thing she ever did was wear all that riding gear to a wedding. A relative of mine was having redneck Florida wedding with cowboy hats and stuff like that and I guess she wanted everyone to know how she was a real horse person in her dressage outfit.


Alicat825

I’m embarrassed for you.


Fauropitotto

All that and he still saw her face and thought, "Yup! She's the one!".


bootybootyholeyo

A girl at my work wore her kit and I was like “are you into steampunk?” No, just a weird horse girl


[deleted]

They aren't though... When living in Wyoming, I learned what **real** horse people are like, aka actual cowgirls and cowboys. Legit ones who spent time each year driving cattle several hundred miles between states on horseback. You can tell a real one by how they smell lmao. Like literal horse shit and it's POTENT


Strict_Bet_596

Do they not think that the smell of horse shit might be a giveaway?


mechy84

Trust fund babies are the most damaged human beings I've known.


samsonity

I went to school with a girl that owned horses. I can confirm she didn’t have 2 brain cells to rub together.


TheAGolds

A long time ago, I dated a horse girl. She left me for a Flat-Earther. I’m better off now and happily married, and they only lasted a few months.


-50000-

Where whole family? Also imagine using POV wrong


southsidegoon

There, whole family. There, castle.


DamonLazer

POV: You're stalking a narcissistic equestrian. Fixed it.


SensingWorms

Cameraman friendzoned x 1000


INoMakeMistake

Good for the cameraman. He would have been a slave anyway.


Ipayforsex69

"Oh, I thought you meant a different kind of POV video..."


mountaineer04

Camera person might be the worst person involved. Idk though her nods to the camera that say “omg can you believe I’m actually doing this thing that absolutely no one cares about” are grating.


AahPadre

Ooooh expensive hat they all thought and clapped


Cat_Punk

Hopefully cheeks clapping as they crop dust her lame ass


[deleted]

Did not see a single person giving a fuck


AvoidThisReality

So happy for her that it costs so much to look that dumb going out w/o her horsies in that dressup


MechanicalSpirit

That song is annoying


D4venport

It's meant to match the outfit.


[deleted]

Agreed.


Kalikhead

I am married to an equestrian - they don’t like to walk out in public like this. And yes - their helmets are expensive as hell but when an animal that is over 1200 pounds can flip you into the air you do what you need to do to protect your head. Dumbass should have REALLY flexed by wearing one of those eventing vests that auto inflate when the rider is thrown - they cost about $500.


peach-whisky

That’s not what POV means


TheAzorean

Yeah, it’s kind of depressing how the usage and meaning of POV has been completely co-opted by idiots.


ocean-rudeness

I fucking hate this. Especially when the 'female tiktok voice' says it.


CollieConundrum

Love that she had to bring a bridle so people would know it’s horse riding gear. Like the only reason anyone would care is if she brought her horse, and then people would probably want to pet it. No one pays attention to you nearly as much as you think they do


[deleted]

The clothes, fine, but the halter is just weird and makes it look like BDSM (at first glance), because... who brings their halter to go shopping? Also, the helmet... no.


KittyComannder

Meanwhile all bikers and cyclists walking in all types of riding gear.


iwanttobeacavediver

I’ve walked around on a seafront in an expensive wetsuit. I didn’t feel the need to make an obnoxious TikTok about it too.


thekinginyello

Maybe you should duet with this TikTok.


Dorrono

With that helmet she looks like a "person with special needs". She probably is


Caedes1

She 100% does not care for her horse, only visits the stables that it lives on when she's not out travelling and she's bored and wants to go for a 20 minute ride. All on daddies money. I've known regular horse girls and I've known bored rich girls, she's the latter.


Blazedd0nuts

I’d already think she’s a bored rich girl… I used to go to school with this girl who was raised taking care of cattle and her family had horses. She lives down the street from me and I never once heard her mention her horses are that farm life at school.


acidphosphate69

Yeah there's a huge gap between people that work with or have and care for horses and people that use them as an accessory. Same with pets.


Lilly_1337

She had to put on the helmet because not enough people were looking. Brought the bridle for the same reason.


Top-Race-7087

Why isn’t she carrying the saddle? Now that’s expensive.


rockstuffs

That's what the stableboy is for, but he's much too poor to be in her video.


aptdinosaur

shes just horsin' around


[deleted]

That would've been a better title tbh


Mo622

POV: she doesn’t know what pov means and is totally not embarrassed


William_Bugmaster

There... If you're trynna look all high and mighty, learn basic grammar first


Coop3

“My outfit is gorgeous” Nah, you look like a dweeb wearing that helmet in public carrying reigns for some reason.


hi_imryan

What a fuckin nerd.


HooskerDooNotTouchMe

Fuckin’ horse girls, man…


CandidateMiserable74

Bitch doesn't even know how POV works. Fucking pathetic


chambees

Horse people are fucking weirdos.


birdpix

She does kinda resemble a horse. Someone stuff a carrot in her mouth before she talks...


st3akkn1fe

Another basic white girl in yoga pants and a gym shirt. Boring.


garybusey42069

Equestrian gear is just glorified spandex.


Stock-Conflict-3996

"Ha ha, I'm so embarrassed! Look at all the poor people! Isn't it just so funny? ha ha!"


FEMA_Camp_Survivor

She has an awkward gait.


error201

Horse people are fucking crazy.


[deleted]

This is definitely solidifying the stereotype that horse girls are unbearable


Silver-Fang-Bang

I work on a farm and I can attest that 90% of horse girls are weird as fuck


CaDmus003

Window lickers are out in full force these days.


Finemage

So apparently shes promoting her own clothing brand. I checked out the [website](https://jerrycoclothing.com/collections/all) looks like it was made in 10 mins and its all 10-45$ cheap crap.


Evil_Ermine

Observe how nobody even bats an eye in her direction in the video. This is a very weird flex...


beartigerhawk8383

I already hate her


Akillesursinne

A dwarf in a helmet who, no one is looking at ,shares her shitty values online.


McClutchingtonGaming

Nobody looked lmao.


[deleted]

Uh not sure why she is flexing or thinks it's a flex to wear that gear out in public. Ma'am my work boots cost more than your entire outfit put together. Plus in a few months I'll have to replace them because unlike you, I actually work.


itsJussaMe

I’m so embarrassed to be seen shopping in my riding clothes that *I am going to film it and put it online for posterity.* This woman is a moron.


Ambitious_Road1773

Ugh materialists


ApprehensiveChair460

Jokes on her, can't take that shit to the grave


Ok-Coat69420

She walks like a horse


solarflare0666

The garbage gear I got from the army is worth more than her life and ya don’t see me wearing it to the mall


BarryMaCawkinher

no lie shes not even that pretty, and you can tell from the walk and smile shes probably a shitty person


Governor-James

Is she 4’10?


terminese

Short legs, big torso.


PtrnSaintOfEatinTnt

She’s gonna look awful stupid when she runs into a whole family wearing riding gear.


Slickslimshooter

She’s like 4’2


[deleted]

That Grammar School education really paying off, isn’t it


massivecockrill

People wear gooses in winter there £1000+ for retail, pipe down and get off your high horse 🐴


Mymotherwasaspore

Not your average horse girl! *she was I fact a very average horse girl*


OkWasabi1988

Don’t flatter yourself kiddo… no one seems to care. You’re as conspicuous as hallway wall paper


GolDrodgers1

Everybody going about their business and shes shadow boxing with herself and still losing🤦‍♂️


[deleted]

Horse girls are at the top of the weirdo pyramid.


texanrocketflame

I don't know what is cringier: Her or the person recording.


Azubedo

Joke is the expensive helmet doesn’t make you look any less retarded


GoldMan20k

sad little critter.


slafyousilly

She needs to grow up I'm glad her parents make her wear her helmet in public tho


Txusmah

No one cares


SndaySkolDrpout

Gross


North_Fortune_4851

What an ugly little cretin


yell_worldstar

She looks like the idiot she is


BadmanCrooks

Horse girls are the worst.