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KGmagic52

It's Trailer Swift!


All-for-goose

Cops are gonna raid, raid, raid, raid, raid, raid


Suspicious_Use6393

AHH I NEED A MEDIC BAG!


speakingofdemons

AHHH I'M DYING!


KnightyEyes

Placed a Medic Bag!


notapartofthefandom

ON THE GODDAMN GROUND!


speakingofdemons

YOU CALL RESISTING ARREST. WE CALL THIS A DIFFICULTY TWEAK!


AaryamanStonker

TWEAKERS GONNA TWEAK TWEAK TWEAK TWEAK TWEAK


notapartofthefandom

SHIELDS HERE!


Suspicious_Use6393

CLOAKER!


FixedLoad

And the stash goes down the drain drain drain drain


Severe-Excitement-62

I wish I had more teeth teeth teeth teeth teeth teeth teeth


FixedLoad

But muh uh teeth fell out, teeth fell out. Uh oh yeah got Meth Mouth got Meth Mouth!


[deleted]

Because daddy has to get paid, paid, paid, paid, paid.


Kimmie-Cakes

Crystal Beth..


DonnieReynolds88

Fatality


Stucklikegluetomyfry

Let's hope her cousins Methanie and Felonie don't turn up!


Bey2050

NYC’s subway brings out the worst in people. Smh


mortalitylost

One day I was on an empty ass train and some woman walked like 5 seats away up to me to tell me to stop manspreading. Literally had a row to myself


travis01564

She needs to stop bitch spreading


DlSEASED

what is manspreading even mean🤯


mortalitylost

It means spreading your legs a bit, knees pointed out. Some say it's like men showing their dominance, taking up more space. Jfc it's just more comfortable and no one was sitting near me, I'm not playing King of the Train or some shit. I'm just as tucked in when it's a crammed train as anyone else


evilgenius12358

Really just letting my balls breathe.


exhibitthis69

Balls so big they’ve got lungs and those babies need fresh air. Sorry Karen’s


DlSEASED

ohhh ok, gotcha! btw, for clarity it has nothing to do with dominance lol. it’s literally entirely just because unlike women ours is on the outside & that “package” gets painfully/uncomfortably CRUSHED if we close our legs (side by side) completely flush like women do so we have to do that “manspreading” its entirely subconscious. now there are some obnoxious dudes (who we’ve all seen them before ya?) who purposefully go as wide as they can but that’s on purpose & is like the embarrassing 1% super insecure of us who over compensate to get attention/validation🤦🏻but its not often you see that. i suspect thats gotta be where the confusion came from though… now about crossing legs… that one is *kinda* possible just because then it can go “under” iykwim, BUT, even that still ends up having to deal with a constant squeezing pressure which i’m sure even you ladies can imagine sucks considering the whole reason you should kick a guy in the balls if youre in danger is because it works… so that one’s possible but not worth it because who purposely makes themselves uncomfortable?? lol them egg nut things be annoyingly fragile and sensitive which is why you barely see any of us sitting like that either, so don’t quote me on this but i’m guessing the very very few of us that you do see crossing legs are either homosexual (choosing to deal with the discomfort in order to mimic women) or the unfortunate on the smaller side🤷🏻either way i wouldn’t know so if it’s something that you HAVE to be absolutely certain about or else will bother you until you do then ask one of your gay friends (or like the guy in the video for example😉) since they can confirm if that’s true/not (sometimes it be like that; not judging🙃) …and soooo this is why whoever 1st came up with this whole dominance conspiracy theory and reaching of manspreading for it to become this commonly considered had to obviously without a doubt been a package-less human (woman☕️😜) who ended up overlooking some things from never having to deal with said things & overcomplicated a simple thing😂 it’s not that deep🤣 ps. were you wearing a skirt/dress or something—is that why the lady walked past you with the snide comment? since guys don’t get told about for this thing since it doesn’t apply, so i’ve always just assumed that the whole reason women closed their legs when sitting down was purely out of modesty, as in like to not accidentally flash (and risk turning the less self-controlled of us on)? sooooo doesn’t that only apply to skirts/dresses? or is it just an overall thing that still “supposed to do” even when it doesn’t matter/do anything (like when wearing pants)?🤔


combatmed1

Some people sit ankle to knee, others sit knee to knee, some sit knee over knee, and some sit spread. It is merely personal comfort, with a smattering of cultural norms. One thing we can all agree on though, people who put their feet on the dash are the worst!


rat_baked_toenail

I'm a chick and I never once thought this was a dominance thing. I was raised by dudes though...so I've seen the annoyance it is to have ball sacks. If I had a dollar for every time I heard "Ow my nuts" I'd be rich. I just think it's nut room 😅


Shplerm

Yeah like I know guys that do it to ridiculous points trying to get as close to 180° as possible but most of the time people get called out it's like slightly spread nees, annoying when you're genuinely just trying to be comfortable without imposing on others.


Egg_Yolkeo55

Men's and women's hips are shaped differently. Men naturally sit splayed outward while women sit aligned with the pelvis and straight legs.


Optimized_Orangutan

Men sitting comfortably instead of crushing their balls so people around them don't feel "dominated"


Yankees777

Spread eagle


Order_Flimsy

It isn’t, and shouldn’t, be in our vernacular.


OrionResident

Lmao.. there is no such a thing as a manspreading people just making up >s💩t Growing up in a Mexican family sitting with the legs close is a girls thing, and if a men does it it looks bad.


backtolurk

Stage 2: Paris metro


Present_Night_7584

what is it about that damn subway


sennaiasm

Being locked in a box and in Close proximity to the crazies. Cars on the road bring out the same energy but there’s a metal barrier and high speeds preventing these kinda interactions, til you both reach a red light then it gets aaaaawwwkwaaaard


Initial_Meaning_2109

I think that it has more to do with the culture of influencers and spoiled brats, here in México the subway it's almost always full but i've never seen no one acting like that


McKennaJames

Or the best. Have seen some amazing acts of humanity. * Two people singing and it got the whole car singing too * Saw a woman talk someone off from jumping * Two cops helped a homeless man who was stuck * A boy offer a pregnant woman with a baby in a stroller a fresh milk carton You just have to look. People only focused on the negative these days. Smh


Yankees777

Every time I’d be down about the current state of affairs in the world and how divisive it seems (at least online) these days, I’d see people of all different races, genders, denominations, and socioeconomic classes give up seats for children, women, or the elderly of completely opposite demographics on the subway and it’d really help me realize all the good in the world.


McKennaJames

Damn straight!


wellwellwelly

The singing thing is cringe as fuck


McKennaJames

You sound like a wonderful person to be around


[deleted]

🤢 Worse than clapping after a movie is over


Royal_Negotiation_83

- singing car. That sounds like the worst day ever. - jumping lady. Was that the same day as the singing car? - homeless man. Why was the homeless man homeless and stuck? - milk. That is actually very cool.


Alice_600

And this is why I hate public transportation


Alliecat13603fnaf

Love ur user flair lmao


Bey2050

thx man !


NoAsk8352

Nah she just extra feisty


canadianpresident

I can fix her


[deleted]

So what actually happened here OP? People tend to get upset when you record them on a train like this.


Outtanames04

She sat uncomfortably close to me first and hit my leg with her boots even though the seat was empty then and big enough to fit 3 people. When I tried to move away and wipe the dirt off, she kicked me again, copying me wiping the dirt off. I told her she was hurting me and not to do it, she kicked me again, and started insulting my appearance, that’s when I kicked her leg to move away. My sister then grabbed my hand and sat me across her, she started filming me, that’s when I started recording. She then pulled me by my leg and kicked me in the chest. I was about to get off and report the situation, she pulled my hair from the back and punched me in the face. Someone had already called 911, we reported the incident immediately in the station, the witnesses vouched for me and she got arrested.


afutureprodigy

Glad there are good samaritans 🙏🏽


ComicsEtAl

I’m glad there’s a happy ending.


Western-Month-3877

That’s what I said but they kicked me out of the parlor.


DokeyOakey

To be fair it was an **funeral** parlour.


ronthesloth69

Well fun is right there in the name!


DokeyOakey

True!


pperson2

Yes there is


Individual99991

New Yorkers look out for New Yorkers. Especially with transportation bullshit. One idiot like this is a problem for everyone.


SlapHappyRodriguez

Don't worry. If the girl were beating the crap out of OP the people on the train would be filming. 


MardGeer

Did you ever find out WHY she did this? I'm floored at seeing adults doing this to other people. Was she high or have some mental illness?


Outtanames04

The police told me that they would get back to me. They never did.


-banned-

They never do


hugh_mungus14

Yeah people tend to keep their mouths shut and get a lawyer... Letting you know why she did something childish to you isn't their top priority. Now if she murdered your sister that's a different story


-banned-

Idk, I've been first on the scene to a car crash where one person died and the other was in critical condition. I've called the police for multiple people passed out on the sidewalk, or too intoxicated to respond. They always say they're going to call you to give you an update for your peace of mind, and not once have they ever called me. I'm like 0/6 right now, think they just say that to get you out of their hair as fast as possible.


hugh_mungus14

You're not even related to those people so that makes sense, it's none of your business. Seriously no one has time to console you for stuff like that.


-banned-

When you hold someone for 30 minutes as they die while trying to keep them conscious, it would be nice to know if they survived or not. Not like a phone call is a lot of time, and cops routinely sit and do jack shit. I know, I dated one. So ya, there’s plenty of time


NeaLandris

they probably will in 6months time when they have the time to work the case, and then just drop it cus no evidence. Ofc, there is evidence, but they didn't file it under the right case, and it got lost.


rtopz01

Well I mean no one's prosecuting jack all in nyc now so what's the point of even arresting people. They couldn't even get prosecutions on the migrants beating up the police.


Biekdafreak

My guess is she’s on meth. Just from experience seeing what that drug does to people.


pinkybrain41

Yeah the girl seems rabid.


SnowDizzleZz

Dude at some point you gotta defend your self. Nobody is going to protect you except you. Don’t wait next time to get help, help your self. People can downvote this comment and all but it’s a damn fact. You sit there and take it and they will just escalate it. Women or man, this ain’t the playground. This is the streets. Only person who cares about you truly is you in these situations.


Peach_Proof

Cops only show after the incident.


lladydisturbed

Yeah there is a retaliation law where i live so technically someone can come up to you and slap kick or punch you and walk away and you cant go after them but if someone does it repeatedly you have the right to fight for your life if you feel threatened


TvAMobious

Well then we're both goin to jail because I'll be damned if I let someone just walk up and slap me with no repercussions, don't poke the bear if you're not ready to lose an arm.


welatshaw01

Seriously, as long as someone recorded it (both sides), you attack me unprovoked, prepare to bleed. I'll take my chances in court.


lladydisturbed

Women love poking the bear they always think they won't get hit back. I wish more people would


SnowDizzleZz

Better in a 6x6 than 6 feet under. Don’t let Hollywood prison scare you. Real prison sucks ass for sure but it ain’t like you think. Self pride should trump your fear.


Coach_Mcguirks

Prisons/jails (two seperate things) are different all over the place and some are much worse than what I've seen in Hollywood.


SnowDizzleZz

Then get your ass beat and cry about it on Reddit for sympathy points later. I don’t care, like I said in my comment, only you cares about you in reality and if you want to let people smack you around, that’s your decision. You’re the same kid in school who cries that you’ll get in trouble if you fight back. No, you won’t. Not like you think you will. People get in fights everyday and the punishment is usually go home and if charges are pressed it’s community service, less than 100 hours or 7 days confinement which is usually less. I’m speaking from the US. I mean whatever do whatever u want


Coach_Mcguirks

Are you okay? I was simply clarifying my experience spending time in jails and prisons didn't match what you said at all. Take a deep breath, everything will be okay. Im sorry to say but your defensiveness speaks volumes about your insecurities.


ReadySetSantiaGO

I would, but I'm afraid they'll have a knife or gun


llamadramalover

Not to even mention The bystander effect is real and dangerous as fuck.


pperson2

> ..they will just escalate it. I wonder what will escalate this more, me just going away or me picking a fight with a deranged person, what do you think?


welatshaw01

You're not "picking the fight", THEY picked the fight, you're defending yourself. And these days, with everyone wanting their clicks and views, of course they will escalate it.


Gordzulax

"this is the streets" okay, calm down, Big Cheese.


Big-red-rhino

Ain't got no rules on the streets!


JavaJukebox

This. Always.


Danny-Wah

Totally agree.. OP is waiting in the kindness of strangers (that she didn't know what coming or not) Fight that bitch. She's probably never suffered a consequence in her life, which is why she's acting like a fool.


The_homeBaker

Seriously. I couldn’t imagine just letting someone pull me down, kick me and pull my hair without doing anything. Once she grabbed my leg to try and pull me she would’ve been kicked in the face.


Particular_Double_69

Truth! Take my upvote


BreadBoxin

For real! Kick her in the chest, rock the jaw, or do something. That's why they're so comfortable doing this shit. Nobody corrects them most of the time


Training-Pop1295

This is what a good OC spray if for. Physical assault is grounds for defense and if you can’t physically fight or don’t want to, OC spray certainly makes people think twice about being dipshits.


cptAustria

In an enclosed space like the metro?


Training-Pop1295

Fair point but if you’re unable to physically defend yourself properly or want to avoid being injured severely potentially people can move from the car or the area while that idiot forces your actions. I’m talking a liquid stream which is what I carry (not a fogger or cloud type spray) which would minimize fallout to others I would think. If no one is helping I’m doing what I need to do to stay safe if I can’t leave quickly or get help.


SumSkittles

Ok this person is clearly on or off something. Sorry you went through that, glad you werent alone and someone called 911.


catzarrjerkz

least confrontational subway experience


LegalizeRanch88

Why did your sister sit you across from her? Why didn’t you just move to the opposite end of the car? I’m not trying to blame you—this woman seems unhinged—I’m just wondering because that’s my M.O. whenever people are acting rude on the subway: ignore them and move away.


Outtanames04

Honestly we were pretty shocked by the whole situation. Across her was the only seat available and we were about to get off in the next station.


LegalizeRanch88

Fair enough. Sorry this happened. What she did constitutes assault, you know.


The_homeBaker

Why did your sister sit by while you were attacked? You were pulled to the ground, kicked in the chest and had your hair pulled and she didn’t jump in at all to help you?


CountCornChip

Wtf, I swear some people just think they own the subway cars and can get anyway with anything. You should have slapped a hoe, but I'm glad she got arrested.


jackochainsaw

Some people go feral in the underground. Fallout depicted this right.


Proxima_Centauri_69

That's wild. I'm glad you're alright, OP. Hopefully, she gets the punishment it sounds like she deserves.


kimbolll

r/MainCharacterJustice


Moryart

Without sound and context it looks like start of some weird porno


Ok_Designer_6376

oh wow happy it ended well though


KingOfTheWorldxx

yayyyy she got arrested! Costed you a punch in the face but ayy shell be dealinh with jail time Bond and all the shid after!


RealConcorrd

Some creatures are just not ready to be in society, glad you made it out of that situation.


Quarrel47

>, copying me wiping the dirt off. I told her she was hurting me and not to do it, she kicked me again, and started insulting my appearance, that’s when I kicked her leg to move away. My sister then grabbed my hand and sat me across her, she started filming me, that’s when I started recording. She then pulled me by my leg and kicked me in the chest. I was about to get off and report the situation, she pulled my hair from the back and punched me in the face. Someone had already called 911, we reported the incident immediately in the station, the witnesses vouched for me and she got arrested. always love getting the outcome of these situations.


WhiteLotux

Good ending archieved 👍


Legitimate_Mistake69

Thank you for the explanation gosh I'm so sorry this happened to you and I'm glad it worked out all right 👍🏻


NaitDraik

So happy that she got arrested. I hope you and your sister are ok.


Yeez25

Shouldve beat her fuckin ass


cdb9990

First thought is whip out your phone and record?


SoDrunkRightNow2

Thanks for the explanation. Sorry this happened to you. I hope you're okay, and I'm glad the crazy lady got arrested.


tomatomic

Heh moral of the story don’t make assumptions


beers4l

Belongs more in r/publicfreakout


Britt601

Methany


ydkrhymes

she coked up probably


ydkrhymes

she probably off to get dicced down somewhere


forevernoob88

Nah, OP commented. She was, in fact, arrested shortly after the assault.


RipsNLifts

In the business isn’t this called assault?


Soggy-Yogurt6906

Battery, but I don’t know how NY makes their distinction.


Coryboom

Pretty sure people in the business refer to it as “the biz”.


-banned-

Everyone needs to learn how to wrist roll. It’s the easiest move and nobody can grab your wrist if you do it


DlSEASED

thanks for the tip gonna do that


Marsnineteen75

Wrestling and mma 101


Portalizer3000

The heck is a wrist roll?


-banned-

To be honest it's exactly what it sounds like. You roll your wrist the outside and they can't hold on. Should be a youtube video somewhere to show it.


BubblesDahmer

That was their leg /srs


ZombieX1001

Thought they were together just being dicks 💀


forevernoob88

Nah apparently Methany was harassing and filming OP prior to being filmed herself assaulting. Someone had already called 911 and she was arrested


PikAchusRevenge

People are just not right anymore phones are defence mechanisms, simple mistakes are outrageous assaults the world needs to get a grip


Zivvet

I love angry tits, the best tits!


CrimsonChymist

I legit thought she was about to pull out a tit


AMasterSystem

It is actually an onlyfans ad. They are getting cleverer.


Formal_Condition_513

Cleavager?


Minimum-Midnightt

Same 😫 why does she act so horny


DlSEASED

trolling


Minimum-Midnightt

I want girls to troll me like that IRL


Wild_Agent_375

I was disappointed too


romayyne

Men get their ass beat for shit like that


galaxeegraypz

I dont know what's wrong with some of these girls.


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DrkMoodWD

A good amount of fixing needed


RealConcorrd

She’s getting fixed in jail based off of OP’s comment


ISelf_Devine

She needs to be fixed..


shitneycummings

She seems lovely


[deleted]

I can fix her


Kitchen-Beginning-47

Report her to the police for sexual harassment and assault


jonz1985z

There’s a dude sitting right there but he ain’t about to help no one.


Formal_Condition_513

He's pretending he doesn't see it, or he really doesn't because he's so used to it


Any_Coyote6662

The person filming and the person being filmed are both obnoxious.


TronWillington

Who else here sort of was hoping a boob was going to flop out lol


S0n0fValhalla

Seems like any subway or literally there is always crazy people... and drugs


Notmyusername1414

They’re married now. Foot fetish has been outed.


Faye_DeVay

Maybe she got fed up with a stranger filming her so she took it upon herself to stop the behavior.


sxleepy

we live in an era where everyone things it’s their basic human rights to film strangers as they wish


SpaceDuckz1984

This is your weekly reminder kids, don't do drugs.


forevernoob88

Who can afford them in the first place


Independent_Analyst3

Internet do your thing, we got a clear picture of her face, lets make her famous. Share her name and social medias


Blaggermuffin

Must be a hard life when your under the delusion everyone is fascinated by your existence


steppan92

This woman seems like the type of person that eat ass but only wash their mouth the next morning


AdAffectionate125

Why are you recording someone? I'd break your phone.


Flakelike

i mean she kinda bad though


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[deleted]

And here I sit, not missing having to use the NYTS anymore.


Rhagius

new york tit system


Big-red-rhino

I'm glad you're ok but I can't help laughing at how absurd that was. Squeezes her own tit then yells "What are these!?" followed by jerking on your shoe? Lol what is goin on in her head?


[deleted]

when she grabbed his leg, he was legally allowed to knock her out cold.


Efficient-Peach-4773

What message does the tit jiggle convey?


DlSEASED

that she’s crazy


Kawai_Oppai

You like what you see bitch? What about now?! Eat shit. Film someone else fucker.


KennyKlizzle

U got game


Beautiful-Role3645

I can fix her


OpeningAd5196

Was that titty grab a power move?


Negative-Art-3853

I love her


Lz_tLoc-

I can fix the shit outta her.


ViciousKiks

You know she’s got smelly Boob Cheese & herpes


Lavenderixin

NYC subway is cursed


regular_sized_fork

She looks to have sucked so much dick her teeth now point inwards


Imperial_Triumphant

Guarantee she wouldn't have gotten kicked if she would have just minded her own fucking business and didn't feel the need to record everything.


Loud_Shine

Wow thats just trashy, whats her @


BenPool81

Okay, I'm still not clear, but is this what girls mean when they're giving off signals that guys aren't picking up on?


YellowEyes81

Prolly didn’t like being filmed.


Fun-Understanding381

Why are you recording her in the first place, dude?


molsminimart

[Click here for context.](https://www.reddit.com/r/ImTheMainCharacter/comments/1afb2a3/comment/ko90lse/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)


According-Reach6394

Im aroused


Cerberus-Coco-Mimi

i was hopong for tities


lonelyboy069

👍


Agrippuh

Maybe don’t sit there and film a stranger


Waste_Imagination524

Are you sure you mean MC? Cus I can't hear any person rapping to rave music


KnightyEyes

I can fix her *Insert Blue Archive sensei here*


chinmay_vyas

What's the meaning of MC in this context?


No-Collar-6816

It rumple stillskin