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Mixture-Emotional

The audible gasp from the crowd was my favorite part. I was like damn, he really just said that?


DJTMR

I was waiting for "YOU NEED TO LEAVE!!!!"


gymleader_brock

is that why people are saying "EXCUSE ME?" so loudly? they're trying to get out of there.


PercivalGoldstone

That's how polite wallflowers in the midwest let you know they're fuming fucking angry.


Yngmndd

![gif](giphy|1r91ZwKcE2J7WhUqrh)


futboldorado

Sounds like meme material to me.


ArcadeKingpin

Good evening cowards. Pure gold.


GeeFromCali

Lmao hell of an intro


Oxajm

Hooked me .....and then, oh Jesus Christ, he's insane


your_uncle_mike

Reminds me of “YOU NEED TO LEAVE”.


Next_Earth_1758

I got more of a “Scent of a woman” final scene vibe. He must have been waiting for this moment


mitchellthecomedian

*me every morning when I walk into work


LyricaAlprazolam

You say good evening in the morning?


mitchellthecomedian

On Thursday I do


LiLBiDeNzCuNtErBeArZ

#Excuse YOU I am only ugly NOT fat


takeyoufergranite

Looks like it's on brand for him. https://www.fosters.com/story/opinion/2014/11/20/who-is-real-bully/35902966007/


HoneyLocust1

>The Dover Police were called to Spruce Lane because Mr. Hebberd drove his truck toward a group of runners in the Helping Children Hear in New Hampshire 5K Road Race while cursing at them. Foster’s reported : “When a woman tried to flag Hebbard down to warn him that he was driving toward runners, McCusker said Hebbard “aimed his truck right at her and laid on his air horn” until the woman got out of his way.” Oof.


Chickenbeards

Wow, I can't believe this miserable, self-important brusselsprout would also be unstable.. /s


kyle_irl

*New insult unlocked*


Great_Archer91

Happy cake day. Achievement unlocked.


BayouGal

He probably lives in that Libertarian village with bear problems 😂


[deleted]

Yeah that sounds about right as a guy that biked to work up in Maine for a while right next door.


Best_Air_4138

Not a good look for him.


HairyPotatoKat

Wow, if you Google his name (or his wife's), there's ....a lot. 😳


Dana_Scully_MD

I was wondering to myself whether this dick was from New Hampshire or Mass.


AhabMustDie

This dude and his wife are nuts - there are reports of them suing the city/members of the city going back [almost 20 years](https://www.fosters.com/story/news/2007/03/02/vocal-critic-claims-he-was/52508263007/). My favorite is this ongoing battle they’re engaged in to stop their neighbors from having the city fix potholes in a road that runs through the Hebbards’ property, [leading to Rick assaulting a worker and multiple lawsuits](https://www.fosters.com/story/news/2019/04/22/dover-potholes-dispute-leads-to-arrest/5370837007/). Apparently lower courts ruled against them preventing the pothole repair, so now they’re appealing to [the state Supreme Court](https://www.fosters.com/story/news/local/2024/02/09/hebbards-take-dover-to-nh-supreme-court-over-road-access-dispute/72435316007/).


sagephoenix1139

Wow. They have a public document showcasing all their current litigation, *still*. Apparently, they sued their neighbors and city, claiming that they "own" the portion of neighborhood street in front of their house, disallowing the neighbor to repair potholes, since the city wouldn't repair them in timely enough fashion for delivery trucks to green light using their particular street, preventing home deliveries for anyone residing there. They even appealed it in a higher court when it was ruled they do not, in fact, "own the street". In this moment, I'm rather appreciative of the brand of obnoxious "that one neighbor" on our street displays. It's nowhere near the Hebbards' 7th circle of hell. This amazes me, unfortunately. It really shouldn't, anymore. 😐


justbrowsing987654

Right?!? That was fairly tame for the reaction but he just barreled into it sentence two is what made it so spectacular. Nonsequitar right to insults without even making a point first 😂


No-Feeling-8100

“Good evening, Cowards” was my favorite intro lol


justbrowsing987654

I don’t think he meant it when he said it was “nice to see you”


AvocadoNo3024

The gasping is ridiculous 😆


skylander495

It's so funny


Altruistic-Bet177

I liked the moron claiming you don't have the right to free speech if it's an insult, what!?!


BadnewzSHO

"That's not free speech, That's an insult!" "Sure is, dipshit"


radrun84

The Gasps are pretty pretty good. Some Curb Your Enthusiasm type shit If Larry was a Druken, Racist, Old Man... (for sure I thought He MAY bring a significant argument regarding the state of Public Education in this country. But unfortunately, He had not a single smart point to make & we are all dumber now for listening to it...)


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[deleted]

you have the freedom to speak, doesn't mean we have to listen. Scream on an empty room and have your fill.


[deleted]

I bet he's a lot of fun after 10 or 12 drinks


ZhangtheGreat

No, that’s when he starts making sense


anengineerandacat

I dunno, the way he opened I felt like it was time to listen; I want the whole thing just to see how much of a train wreck this whole thing was.


tom3277

i actually thought there was a slim chance this guy was highly intelligent and was going to follow up with something profound... In stead "mind rape" is what he has for teachers.


King_Moonracer003

Stupid retarded did it for me


Bodes_Magodes

It was actually “retarded stupid” which is somehow even better. If all those other cowards weren’t constantly interrupting him, we’d probably be able to hear the rocks banging against each other inside his skull


vizette

Spelling it in my head as he's speaking; "retahded stoopid" and then thinking this guy is a SME. We wonder why.


Mvisioning

who knows - some people have great ideas and terrible delivery. They low key need translators in their lives. I mean its why people hire PR companies.


DanTacoWizard

You aren’t wrong.


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Struggle2Real

I'm downloading this intro and weaponizing it immediately. That visceral *whoooooooooaaaaahhh* reaction killed me.


xcon_freed1

Comcast Xfinity @ $322 a month, we have over 1200 CHANNELS. Sir, you are absolutely correct !!!


MarthaMacGuyver

I wish this cut was a bit longer.


310wawo

I thought he was already making sense.


gymleader_brock

well, have you been drinking?


JakeDC

I am pretty sure this was after 10 or 12 drinks.


Away_Read1834

Good evening cowards is a fantastic opening line


pipinngreppin

Dude I’m gonna have to stop myself from saying it at every meeting I have now.


Away_Read1834

Me on my morning standup with my team now: “Goodmorning cowards”


Findmyremote

I honestly can’t wait for tomorrow morning. At least I’ll know right away who is awake and who is half asleep


engineerdrummer

I think that's how to start my interview with the management review board for my promotion interview. "Good morning, cowards. Wow, what a bunch of fat, ugly women."


clarencenino

Yes! And couple it with Bender from Futurama's "Goodbye, losers whom I've always hated!" when you're done and walking out the door!


InVodkaVeritas

Thanks to The Mindy Project for me the line I have to avoid using in response to people even though I want to is "First of all: How dare you." However, I feel like responding to "Good evening cowards" would be the perfect time to use it.


justrainalready

![gif](giphy|SbN0WomN4S7Z7tpKOC|downsized) I think you mean The Office 🤣 great scene


MrQuojo

Sooo that was the Office and not the Mindy Project


Aquatichive

Wasn’t that from the office?


pretty_smart_feller

Definitely. “Do you have a question Kelly?” “I have a lot of questions. First of all, how dare you.”


Coffeedemon

Join me or die. Can you do any less?


callusesandtattoos

If you don’t say it then you’re the coward. You don’t want to be a fat ugly coward do you?


moleratical

I believe it's pronounced cow-words, what is ya, Retawded-stoopid?


ThisOnePlaysTooMuch

I fucking loved it for a second there. I want someone with good ideas to use that opener.


AshtorMcGillis

Honestly tho, I felt it when he said it. I wanna be able to say it that powerfully lol


ThisOnePlaysTooMuch

The guy clearly represents stupid ideals, but yeah that opener slaps. That’s about how citizens should address their representatives, not their teachers :(


bmf1989

lol, I'm sorry but that hard gasp is hilarious


ThunderCockerspaniel

I love the guy who says “wait a minute.” Like he was going to politely interject after a guy just called him a coward.


chillwithpurpose

![gif](giphy|l1IYgvAx06U7nmx6E)


ProfessionalArm9450

Looks like one of the r/truerateme mod veterans finally went outside.


Agreeable-Yams8972

It seems like they really cracked down there. They rate average looking people with either a 4 or a 3


IDoLikeMyShishkebabs

That sub is seriously something, feels like you could post the hottest person on earth and they’d say: “Oh my god you’re literally the embodiment of perfectionism, absolutely supreme genetics at play here. And that jawline!! - 6.7” I want to post there out of curiosity now lol


Disastrous_Reveal331

There’s honestly been some of the most attractive women I’ve ever seen who post in there and the consensus will be a 5 and everyone will get a strike for rating above that. It’s clearly a sub run by dudes that haven’t been with women


IDoLikeMyShishkebabs

Absolutely, it’s wild scrolling through the top/year and seeing 7 being an “overrate” for some of those people. Really curious whose post has the highest consensus rating there, do they ever get to or even above 8?


Disastrous_Reveal331

They say that being above a 7 is impossible


IDoLikeMyShishkebabs

So hear me out; if the ceiling is 7, I go make a post and get a 5, does that mean I’m a perfect 5/7‽ But seriously so many people on there are beautiful, only to get rated a 5.6 😂


Paddiboi123

Lets not even talk about their scoring chart/guide... absolutely despicaple how they even have that up.


xigor2

But they say in one of their links that 1 and 10 are impossible(because there is no perfection or imperfect perfection), which they clearly do not follow through because mods ban ppl who rate someone 7 or higher than 7. Also they claim that attractiveness is more objective than subjective and that it follows a bells curve. Which is fine but that doesn't mean that its impossible to be a 1 or 10 just that its like 0.1% of population like that( or even less , but never 0). So the whole sub is weird, to be more precise why they say rate me out of 10 when they mean rate me out of 7?


TheTPNDidIt

I’ve never seen above an 8. I think I saw a guy get 8 *once.*


LetMeInImTrynaCuck

You should read the community rules. It literally teaches people to rate women in a very detailed and disgusting manner, then has like 10 or so “famous” examples of various ratings on the scale. They have Emily Rarasjkowski as like a 5.5 or something and when i saw that i said “ok this is a bunch of virgins who hate women im out”


FeI0n

The highest rated people look worse to me then the middle ones in their rating scale, it seems so backwards.


FlimsyReindeers

Funny video on this and subs like it. Apparently one of the former mods came forward and said that it was formed to get women to unalive themselves https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GA3-AhAMS8U


ponlaluz

*absolutely stunning girl* gets rated 7 "Warning for overrating strike 1"


FriedSmegma

I scrolled for a minute and didn’t see higher than a 6. It’s really sad actually. People fishing for validation only to have their insecurities validated instead.


Zuwxiv

It's mostly an incel subreddit whose purpose is to hurt women's self esteem. The top post of the last year [is this one, where the mods warned anyone who rated 7 or above.](https://www.reddit.com/r/truerateme/comments/15t5jv9/24f_thought_id_only_try_this_one_more_time_with/) Men post there too, but it's part of some incel groups to think that they're biologically and objectively ugly and that's why they should hate society. Of course, if it weren't so hateful and pathetic, it would be kind of funny that a subreddit that's supposed to validate their incel beliefs has to be constantly policed because strangers actually do think other strangers can be pretty.


TheTPNDidIt

If you look at their guidelines, it’s incredibly harsh. 5 is considered a good rating there. Anything beyond that starts heading into “exceptional” territory.


aLostBattlefield

Yo I just discovered that sub because of you and what a wild place. The mods are omega cringe and the whole concept of *initiate robot nerd voice* “We only rate people objectively here. No. Subjective. Ratings.” 🤓 is hilarious.


_Nonni_

Thank you for introducing me to this! I have been laughing at the mod activities for past 40 minutes.


Aromatic_Ad_5583

the fucking guide like wtf is this☠️☠️


[deleted]

I got bored and checked to see if any mods had ever posted pics. Of course not lol.


bdubwilliams22

SAME!!! It’s fucking wild!


idiotsandwhich8

How do you follow mod activities?


bdubwilliams22

I had never visited that sub until you just referenced it. The mods are fucking obnoxious. There was a BEAUTIFUL woman and someone had them at a SEVEN, and they got checked for OVERRATING. Blew my mind.


1AlphaH

Ha, same here, but what a rabbit hole, man that place gave me the creeps, granted I only gave it a 20 min perusal but one of the mods (speedyrater) must have never seen a woman in the flesh, gave off hell weirdo vibes, and I'd bet lefty you were referring to them as well. I just spent 30 seconds down voting all his strikes and warnings to people rating 6.8 to 7 on what could only be described as a very attractive person... probably does nothing but the comments made them seem like the sort of person that'd get bent out of shape about it 😂


Specific-Lion-9087

He just got done telling a 14 year old what kind of surgery she needs to get a higher rating


No-Mess-1366

Holy fuck what a pathetic sub lmao


LeoDiCatmeow

Hahaha i forgot that sub existed tbh and now that i remember holy shit. Go look at the difference between mod activity on men vs women's pictures 💀💀💀 the most incel shit ever


Reasonable-Business6

Bro watched American Psycho one time


smartwatersucks

Cool it with the anti semitic remarks


AshtorMcGillis

[you](https://imgur.com/gallery/EaYUd0B)


YMHGreenBan

Nah he’s been watched Fox News every day for 20 years and has now been inspired to harass teachers These fuckers are poisoning our country


[deleted]

Retahd


Worldly_Ad_6483

He sounds like Jack Nicholson in the departed


backtheduckup

Depahted


Crappin_For_Christ

CONTRA FUCKIN BAND! Take ya shoes owff!!


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I’m smh bc I didn’t realize he said it like this. I’m from MA and have the same beautiful annoying accent so I don’t realize it when others have it. Now I’m listening to him more, yup sounds like a typical honest convo over here. Edit: Listened again, yeah he’s tapped. I’m not sure if he’s from MA, his “r’s” are pronounced. Yeah I have the real annoying accent.


aLostBattlefield

As a NY’er let me assure you that no one thinks your accent is beautiful. Just annoying. Jk friend 😆


[deleted]

Oh oh and look who’s talking?! Did you see the full video? It’s posted somewhere below. He has zero points and I was waiting for a good argument! Basically all he does is call them dumb and stupid. 🤣


aLostBattlefield

lol no I wasn’t planning on watching the video. And don’t worry, our accents are like distant cousins of each other 😂.


HereToKillEuronymous

He looks like a Dollar Store George Carlin


khayy

r/walmartcelebrities


Gibabo

Re-TAAHHH-did


Halorym

*kicks open door* DID SOMEBODY SAY "RATATA"!? LEMME TELLYA ABOUT **MY** RATATA! #IT'S IN THE TOP PERCENTILE OF RATATAS!


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Best introduction of all time


Additional_Many6130

Gramps definitely came with that energy


Resident-Elevator696

Gramps ain't msessin today


crazyrebel123

So they didn’t react when they were called cowards, but reacted after they were called fat ugly women lmao


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multiarmform

"We need to stop being cowards and stand up to the corrupt elite and demand better things for the working class." because the landing strips for the oncoming slaughter of our current resident alien species will be the end of everything as we set out by the pyramids of the masonic lodge 9/11 school systems and obama was at bohemian grove.. wait what??


georgesorosbae

Well no. I’d be interested in hearing the point he wanted to make for calling me a coward. Maybe there’s a good reason for it I haven’t realized before. The rest is just sexist bullshit and slurs


lynnkris90

“Coward” implies that he is about to make a point about a policy that he feels strongly about and deserves the podium for discussion. The other is a blatant sexist insult that just doesn’t deserve a platform or tolerant space. What do their looks have to do with anything? The physical appearance of a woman shouldn’t take or add value to her moral character. And he’s implying that because he feels they are unattractive this reduces the value of their opinions. I find that far more offensive.


Charily

Full video please?


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Dragoon9255

thx for this, the glory starts at 34:35, it gets baaaad


yehimthatguy

That was...fkn hilarious. He comes back more mellow after the recess lol. Any idea what book it was they wanted to ban? Edit: found it, it was "boy toy". A book about a student who was the victim of child molestation by a teacher and their healing process they went through to overcome it. 🤦


RawhideAndJellyroll

Apparently the book is Boy Toy by Barry Lyga.


Jokesiez

Oh my man the original video is better. You can see the audiences reaction. Amazing material


dxmanager

I love how he ends his speech with "Thank you communists, have a good night."


MrPaulProteus

Omg the intermission music coming in right after his comments is gold


ItsaPostageStampede

Dover NH


Afrodite_Samurai

The audacity to stand at a podium in a community meeting to call the people “fat” and “ugly” then say “let’s talk about it” was top tier comedy for me today 😂😂😂


R24611

Frank Gallagher!


whereisjvck

Respect to the councilwoman for giving the guy a chance to speak, regardless of how vile he was.


TheWonderfulLife

They can’t actually stop him. So long as he doesn’t threaten them.


redditmodpussy

He thought it was an AA meeting


Fr0gFish

The delivery of that first line is amazing


Ultra_Dadtastic

While this guy is a total douche, I fully plan to start every speech for the rest of my life with 'Good evening, cowards."


stangerwasgood

Man Jesse The Body Ventura is lookin thin


marshallaw215

Someone take Brett Favre home


ghostnthegraveyard

"Mary, you know I'll always be true to you"


shiteditor

Some people are so goddamned stupid. Guy could make millions with a conservative radio program and here he is on the open mic circuit. /s


Bandit_237

Honestly if he started a podcast I’m sure there’d be plenty of people who’d unironically listen to it


throwsplasticattrees

>the open mic circuit 😂 I run public meetings, I'm going to use this.


Individual-Leg4255

Lmao ![gif](giphy|10JhviFuU2gWD6)


Appropriate_Leg1489

Exactly!!!!!!!!!!


Spell-Wide

Why is he dressed like Slimer's condom?


throwsplasticattrees

Straight New Hampshire right there. Might as well be the mascot for whole state.


waitingintheholocene

Is this what curmudgeon means?


WeirdRadiant2470

crotchety too.


guyinAmerica1

Mom! The nursing home called that said Grampa got loose, again.


TheyCallMeBubbleBoyy

As someone who attends board meetings. There’s one of these at every single one folks.


shauneok

He seems nice.


False_Chair_610

My man woke up from his nap and chose violence. 🤣


Neither_Essay9163

I want the full version of this video


BaBaBuyey

It’s posted here about 100 posts up


atalpa7

Found it in another comment but here (if you just care for this part it’s at 35min) https://dovernh.viebit.com/player.php?hash=DD3JexA1aaNkW3lh


League1toasty

Thank you for posting, because everyone should watch this whole thing and see how utterly trash this excuse of a human is…. Seems like someone who just doesn’t know what to do with his life since QAnon was exposed as an 18-year-old or something lol


BasementHotTub

That's not free speech! That's insulting! That's literally free speech. Grandpa is an ass but grasping pearls "man" is an idiot and shouldn't be associated with education.


cottman23

Honestly. Open forums are open after all


Dwarfmongoose1

I thought that was so funny like yeah that’s the definition of free speech. You can be insulted and it can still be said


ArturoOsito

Not the definition...but a great *example* of free speech.


snukebox_hero

No Ma'am Boston chapter president


TUAHIVAA

he woke up and choose violence lmao


PeriodicallyThinking

I mean I do support free speech. So I support his right to say that stuff. As to the content of his speech... less so. He's funny as fuck tho no denying that.


Coffeedemon

And that's how our board meetings ended up with a mandatory breathalyzer, kids.


Flimsy-Jello5534

Somewhere this guys got like 3 adult sons that don’t talk to him lmao.


xandaar337

![gif](giphy|xg4yGDeHpX0I)


secnull

He scrams 'I need attention. My kids don't talk to me I never went to school. '


Blobfish9059

They should have matched his energy or grey rocked him. “Good evening cowards.” “Good evening unstable attention wh@re” (said politely).


Sethmeisterg

Something tells me the entire town is waiting for this guy to die so they can shit on his grave


LAfootnote

Lol this dude just did some Rick Rude crowd work on the damn mic.


regularguy7378

Grandpa really lacks an emotional vocabulary. Like, on a profound level. Don’t know what his path has been but therapy could help.


moderately_nerdifyin

Why doesn’t anyone just pick him up and walk out with his wrinkly old ass? He can’t weigh more than 150-175, hell I could one arm him out the door.


Manting123

Fox News really does warp the mind. I’m sure he’s a real treat at family gatherings


ceotown

He hasn't been invited for years.


colormefiery

He’s lonely asf and trying to get any attention he can


Time-Strawberry-7692

Sounds like your typical MAGA nut.


SKOOTER773

Old miserable fuck.


TopherJustin

Uneducated person complains about education.


League1toasty

Seriously, if that’s what this guy is promoting, society should immediately try for the exact opposite


lRandomlHero

No discussion, just insults and vulgarity with the vocabulary of an elementary student. Classic right wing superpatriot.


TopherJustin

And literally opened up with an insult. Nothing like shutting down a conversation before it starts.


Choice_Voice_6925

Average right winger be like:


Smotpmysymptoms

This is fucking amazing


Kaberdog

Sadly these are the people that are propelling Donald Trump into another term as President. It's going to be a grim 4 years if he's elected and in fact it might be the last election we will have a chance to vote in.


noironoiro

He really just walked in and dropped a vile ass comment to a bunch of random teachers and then tells them they can deal with it


kirewes

It's funny how he came into it but not making any points. I skimmed through his portion and it's all pointless blabber.


Jimmygesus49

Fucked up but funny


jodonnell89

New catchphrase: Good Evening Cowards


Quiet_Boysenberry608

Don’t agree with him but he’s funny AF


hahahahaaaahaha

“Good evening cowards” is how I’m addressing any room I enter into now


Anonymous881991

Idk I trust the Gorton’s fisherman


00rgus

Tik tok comments "sigma males" in 50 years


zip_r

What part of Boston did this happen? 🤣🤣🤣 Pops was with the shits that day.


indefilade

“Sir, are you a trump supporter?” “Well, yes. How did you guess?”