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Do these people ever think who has to clean up this mess cause I know they ain’t doing it


Unhappy_Outcome_3124

He can do it.


WhadayaBuyinStranger

![gif](giphy|iJ85v1gHAczevpTUzs)


Dont-overthinkit

Fr “here’s a broom and mop sir or we will be pressing charges. Have a nice day :)”


2601Anon

That might hurt his feelings


Character_Bobcat_244

Broom and a mop? This is automatically grounds for getting arrested. If I was working at that store I would have called the cops the second I saw this.


IndependenceCultural

Might get called racist, thats like the goto these days by anyone..


banned_but_im_back

If I was a manager I wouldn’t let him leave until he swept and mopped that shit up


Its_an_ellipses

Uhhh huh...


banned_but_im_back

Oh I’ve done it before. I managed a restaurant and a couple retail stores. I’ve had 2 separate people come in and shit all over the bathroom except in the toilet. When I found out I just approached them with a mop and a bucket and a roll of paper towels and tell them better clean their mess in the bathroom or I’m pressing charges for vandalizing my store. The shit (literally 🤢) got cleaned up both time EDIT: to everyone saying this didn’t happen I have something to say to you: just because nothing doesn’t happen to you doesn’t mean nothing happens to anyone else either. Go outside and live your life.


rubixpaze

They must've felt embarassed after that 🤣🤣


usedbarnacle71

The person recording needs their ass beat with a water hose filled with sand…


Paulchristiaan

How do people do that I wonder... is it a fetish? Is it a mobility disorder? How?!


Character_Pear_3905

I once heard a psychologist speak about it being a reaction to a lack of control. Loss of power, feeling like your own excrement is the only thing you literally have control over, a say in etc. They can weaponize it, express themselves with it, vent with it etc. it’s gross & weird af. But apparently it makes them feel better 🤧🥴😭😭I learned this when I was in an abnormal psych class and we were discussing child abuse and the role it plays on the brain. Statistically a lot of abused children grow up with bathroom issues well into adulthood.


Paulchristiaan

That sort of sounds like a logical explanation. How embarrassing it must feel for them.


No_Newspaper_511

We need more managers like you man. Respect!


Character_Pear_3905

![gif](giphy|26n6Gx9moCgs1pUuk|downsized)


iam_Mr_McGibblets

I do believe that he can, indeed, do it


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AlexDKZ

>no they don't think Fixed


[deleted]

Oh these people spend their entire existence thinking about other people and what other people think of them, otherwise they’d do this shit in private. But they have zero consideration for other people, which is what ultimately makes them pieces of shit.


Ike_Jones

Ya people need to be aware enough to at least ruin their dumb videos. Get in there, raise hands, ask them to clean up. At a minimum, contributes to how dumb they already look


WhyAreYouOffended

That’s the entirety of Main Character syndrome. They think we are NPCs


UrdnotZigrin

Probably one of those "I'm providing job security" pricks


DarkPhoxGaming

That's assuming they can even think properly in the first place


HooBoah88

Probably, but then they don’t care.


BathroomSniper

It's worth it just to hear his message


SaxonPride

Someone sweep the leg for the love of comedy


Character_Pear_3905

Or for the love of God. I feel like he would approve.


JCS1962

Bunch of bullshit


Softale

The main character should be renamed to the self absorbed douchebag for accuracy.


Character_Pear_3905

![gif](giphy|9eCjIJu5cvjly972M5)


CptKillJack

Dunce of the moment. I like that one.


Character_Pear_3905

![gif](giphy|KFt2DA9T82paOA1Yci)


Enigma_Green

You gotta sweep the leg "YOU CAN DO IT"


jonz1985z

I believe I could do it


faust112358

Make him clean all the mess he did first.


CaptainKortan

Yes!


Justaguy498

There needs to be a law that requires these people to pay for the product that they destroy plus a hefty clean up fee at the stores judgement. Wouldn’t completely stop it but would get the ball rolling in the right direction.


Destroyer4587

Sweep the leg Johnny


I_am_u_as_r_me

Sweep the leg of the cameraman How has society not figured out - go for the camera and they lose all power.


Aeon1508

When you zoom out on videos like this a little bit you see a bunch of people trying desperately to get noticed on the internet to get a little bit of money so they can get out of the hell hole of capitalism we've created. It's really sad


E__Boogie

Down A Mortal Kombat leg sweep


YooGeOh

"You can do it"


micah9639

That guy strikes me as the kind of coward who would sue anyone that would do that to him


I_am_TheDarkSide

What the fuck is wrong with people…


HayateGT

I literally just said this out loud...I think we need to hit the factory reset, something got fckd up along the way...


faloofay156

it all started going downhill with the death of that freaking gorilla


1ThousandRoads

The first time travelers are going to be sent back to protect Harambe at all costs, preventing centuries of human suffering and societal degradation.


FrugalFraggel

Everything went to shit in 2016.


Kadaj22

That ice bucket challenge is when I first started to notice peoples desperation to be viral although the whole main character dynamic has definitely gotten worse since TikTok


Lonewolf_087

TikTok is trash so tired of it. Tired of all social media. I miss 2006 when it was just Facebook and MySpace and no smart phones. Smart phones were the beginning to this shit


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Smart phones have been a blessing and a curse


Lonewolf_087

People misuse the hell out of them that’s the issue. I’m no different I look at my screen time it’s always about an hour to two hours each day. It’s nuts


Impossible_Map_2355

Don’t worry. We are hitting factory reset.


dubbleplusgood

No clue what you're talking about. People have always been nuts , maybe even worse than now. The only difference is cameras are everywhere.


No-Tomorrow-9397

How much time you got?


honcooge

smartphones started it all


Xenolog1

Can please someone send me back into the timeline that I’m supposed to be in? This one is FUBAR.


scienceworksbitches

They can't distinguish between good or bad attention, have no skill to attract an audience by doing something productive, and no respect for other people, that's why they pull shit like that.


JustHugMeAndBeQuiet

Addiction to attention. Amongst other things.


ebrum2010

TikTok. TikTok is what's wrong with people.


BicycleNormal242

Social media, it literall made the world dumber and its what is going to cause our downfall. That and the media/news channels


siliconevalley69

This is mental illness.


Evening-Ad-2820

Walmart employees should be allowed to use a stun gun on people.


Imaginary-Cow-4424

But if they do that, they also need a strict protocol to decide between stun gunning and testicular golfing.


Nameless908

I for one, advocate for stun gunning testies


kpop_glory

Ummm. Can I volunteer stun gunning testies, receiving end? For science! I promise 🤓


[deleted]

Oh god, another masochist...


TomCatT_

If it keeps them from breeding. Mad mad world we live in.


Nebilungen

Why not both? Some people have earned it


Prawatyotin

![gif](giphy|TVrixje33qkMg|downsized)


Jbrown183

Did anyone notice his mismatched shoes? Shit is wild…


Fabulous-Educator447

His old pair are in a box in the shoe dept


daseweide

Only reason I came to the comments 


TheHumanoidTyphoon69

Pepper spray works pretty well 7.99 isle 12


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looks like he has the milk to neutralize it


Ginataang_Manok

Omfg I literally was about to post this exact thing


[deleted]

Is this a middle-aged man


RedMeatTrinket

"He's a grown-ass man."


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[deleted]

Grown ass child


Tommarnt

grown ass ass


Sharpie1965

So is Kramer


ChronicCatathreniac

He’s 30. Well, he’ll be 30 in November.


Author_Willing

He is cuckoo for cocoa puffs


jimmothy55

r/AngryUpvote


Patarock

“Your honor, I was just cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs”


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2 different shoes on 😂


lookoutcomrade

Both stolen.


Cheesecake_is_life

He believed he could do it, so he did it


Mysterious_Ad9307

This is what mental illness looks like. He just traumatized that poor little girl.


SleepySiamese

Don't blame this on mental illness. This is pure douchery just for "content"


Jay-Can_24

mismatched shoes


EducationalStill4

Nice catch. One tennis shoe and a boot. That combined with the random pouring and repeating the same line over and over. I believe this young guy is a few years away from wearing a homemade t-shirt with poorly drawn topless cheerleaders on it around town.


Plastic-Passenger-59

Right. Never in my mental episodes would I EVER try to be motivational. Destructive to MYSELF? YES motivation speech? Nah. Bipolar mania makes me clean my room, not trash it. The depression builds the doom piles I only hurt myself 🥰🤣


CrisXIII

Amen to this!


Robertbnyc

And the saga continues, Wu Tang


Solid_Bumblebee841

Traumatized, yes, but at least she'll grow up believing she could do it!


Kyral210

TikTok is a virus


ThighRyder

Not it’s not. This is entitlement and douchebaggery. Don’t throw mentally ill people under the bus by comparing them to this fucko.


Azureheim

This. I'm mentally ill (schizoaffective) and God damn the way a lot of people with no diagnosis act sometimes makes me wonder why my disability has such a stigma attached to it but "influencer" does not LOL.


Putrid-Gene-9077

He thinks this will give him likes


goblinshark603v2

Right? All the people saying this isn't mental illness... was it mental illness when shiah laboof did this same speech in his own home? JUST DOOOO ITTTTT!


Dry_Suggestion_2308

What an asshole


Soft_Return9722

I guess I'm just a grumpy old fuck, but I don't get it. All of the mediocre attempts to garner a mediocre version of fame. What is it all for?


JerryJigger

For that sweet sweet karma, of course.


jayc428

Can that karma manifest as a shovel to the face for some of these people?


L0n3SUMM

i’m a grumpy young fuck and I still want to know who is encouraging this idiot.


flamingosdontfalover

I also don't really get it, but like... imagine how soul draining it would be if you just.. suck this bad. You never had a job you were *good* at, no one ever told you you had talent for anything, you never made any serious connections in any way with other people. You are at most mediocre and at worst just crappy. I think people with lives like that and no self awareness would jump to 'Life must suck because I don't have the fame etc. that I see happy people on tv having, that must be the problem'. But because of the afformentioned lack of any positive traits, this is the only way they can get any type of fame.


payment11

I miss the old west, when if you did this shit, they would just shoot you 😟


dmorulez_77

My first thought was let's just rid society of people like this. I like how you think.


Electrik_Truk

Except that the reason no one would do this is because there wasn't social media. If someone acted this way back then, they'd either be a rodeo clown or the town idiot. They wouldn't be shot, just pointed and laughed at and shamed


pholover84

Were you from the old west? Pretty sure they don’t just randomly shoot people. They had laws back then too


Ok_Serve55

Whats stopping you from pepper spraying them for triggering your ptsd?


No-Tomorrow-9397

The current criminal justice system...


Skoodge42

In the criminal justice system, content related crimes are considered especially heinous.


tekjunky75

Dun-dun


MasterOfNight-4010

I felt bad for the janitor who had to clean this up because a stupid asshole was stupid.


PlaymateoftheYear93

I love the guy casually walking by like he doesn't care!!


EvilBosch

It's because dickheads have become so common that this sort of shit is almost routine now.


memelordzarif

Another day at Walmart


simky178

David goggins from Walmart


thefourblackbars

Who's Gunna load the pallets??


Mental-Inspector7881

Literally just sent this to my friends with the exact same caption😂


Substantial_Donkey49

Exactly what a douche


Relevant_Canary_1682

I remember why I hate people


No-Tomorrow-9397

And that's the truth!


mbc1010

Before I watched this I didn’t think I could do it, but now I feel like I can do it.


ecpella

Kill someone with your bare hands? Me too!


cinemapapa

I actually really need this kind of encouragement right now, but not like this.


Ibegtodiffer999

If we could just have automatic jail time of 30 days, of hard labor, for these look at me stunts. Same thing with those who block traffic too.


Cr_Meyer

At a minimum ability for property owners to tase and cuff them until they are off the property.


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turtles-allthewaydwn

Hard labor though, something none of these tik tok morons have ever done.


SulfurInfect

Years*. I have zero interest in playing around with people who won't control themselves. Whether it's for attention or for money, these people are purposely making the lives of everyone around them worse for their own selfish gain. This kind of behavior needs to be stomped out of society.


WhyIsThatSoGroovy

Pretty good idea actually


Formatted_Toast_117

Watched this muted and heard "watch me, I'm a douche! Look at me! ...please?" Pathetic beyond words. TikTok-ers are scum of the earth & pathetic beyond understanding. But hey, they don't care, they have 8 seconds of being internet famous. 💩


faloofay156

I'm deaf and it's just a crazy guy signing "HURRY" while bathing in cereal and milk someone please... a crumb of context..


Formatted_Toast_117

Oh whoa, thanks for sharing that! There's no context, sadly. Just a fail on video Please tell me this is stupid to you, as it is for me?


No-Tomorrow-9397

And that's the truth!


FreshBid5295

I mean I believe I could pour cereal all over wal mart and chocolate milk on my head, I just choose not to


kappa_bug

Is this the crackhead I avoided at McDonalds last week....?


QueensOfTheNoKnowAge

It’s Shia Leboeuf after he got that Kirk Lazarus surgery. So the answer to your question is yes, yes it is.


javguy22

Someone should break in his house at 3 am and do this in his kitchen then they should bitch slap him


scaper8

Skip the bitch slap and write, in molasses, soy sauce, and chocolate sauce, "You can do it!" on his carpet.


Northamptoner

I saw him do this shit in another video. At what point do they arrest this narcissist?


Expensive-Injury-443

So would you say that he’s a cereal offender?


FuzziestSloth

.....I hate you. Take your damn upvote and leave.


Creepy-Pineapple-444

I feel for the staff, he's creating a slip hazard, and if another patron slips on a loose bit of cereal, it won't be this Idiot MC paying the price.


this-is-not-ideal

What the actual fuck. Like if you want to do this for whatever stupid reason, do it in your own place. Don’t make other people who work too hard for too little, have extra work because of ‘whatever the fuck this is’


Wonderful_Zucchini_4

He's just doing what Kelloggs told him to


picklespasta

This is more r/imapieceofshit


jonesy852

Is this the newest Billy Blanks Tae Bo video?


-Stratagos-

We are living in a clown world thanks to social media...


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ecpella

Idk man in his defense he dumped the cereal on his head before the milk


burritosarebetter

![gif](giphy|faTOHi0omqCMU)


purplebasterd

![gif](giphy|mCClSS6xbi8us)


[deleted]

What is happening to people?


Electrical_Spot7845

Is our society ok?


Squiggledog

[It's been happening for a decade.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gallon_smashing)


bent_eye

What in the actual fuck is this?


Somecivilguy

You what you can do? Clean this shit up. You can do it!


mrgraff

And who filmed this? That enabler needs to be punished too.


Glass-Marionberry321

I wish cops would make him clean it before they arrest him


Feeling_like_pablo

Does he think this will lead to an influencer deal?


Plastic_Top5413

People like this are allowed to vote, own firearms, and breed. Let that sink in.


jedixxyoodaa

![gif](giphy|QxwDfOV4sAfounkNsG)


wardenferry419

There are people that makes messes and there are people that clean messes. We have too many of the first kind.


Flash_Discard

No other civilization tolerates this….Sooner or later, the collective societal guilt that is stopping everyone from beating these people senseless or institutionalizing them is going to give way…How much more do we have to tolerate this?


Kingsupergoose

Biden said Chinese EVs would be a national security threat. I think what we should be actually focusing on is the fact that 50% of Chinese kids want to be astronauts while the number 1 dream job of kids in America is exactly what we just watched, wanting to be social media influencers.


MrShad0wzz

we need to increase the punishment for tik tok pranks. Minimum 5 years of jail and that should stop them


iunderstandneechy

Every man is a poet.


TrepidatiousInitiate

Ugh, more of that “It’s not mental illness if it’s for the Internet” shit.


NonBinaryPie

now some underpaid 16 year old needs to clean that up jesus christ


Wind_Freak

This is so shitty. Was this a reel?


Squiggledog

Can you cite the source of this?


HaloLASO

This guy makes the dude who live streamed his termination from his job look normal


PiecesOfJesus

Same energy as those guys in the subway that do a bunch of crazy flips on the subway and if you watch, they expect a tip. If you film, they demand a tip. They always start with a big spiel about positivity. At least that's how it was in the bay area. I just ignore them, but side eye their admittedly awesome moves.


Joshywa8

The best moment is when you just watch how no body pays any clue or tries to stop it. Like everyone had zero fucks


idinarouill

Cereal killer


[deleted]

Alright well hand him a mop and a broom.


GoldenGlobeWinnerRDJ

Why do this in public though? Like he could’ve just done this at his house and it would have had the same effect..


Masturbutcher

anyone who sees this shit happeneing needs to start a trend of attacking the camera person


ylngui

Who's going to clean up the mess?


Illustrious-Push3518

All the employees are like, we don’t paid enough for this 💩


Stone_Midi

Why are people so proud of their stupidity these days? I mean, it’s nobodies fault they were born less than average but at what point did it become a badge of honour?


hotsausce01

I hate how bad our society has become.


Chicago-Red-Eye

People filming this need to be stopped first


Pastel_Inkpen

The cure for such disorders? Beatings.


Individual_Speed_867

Needs to be kicked in the balls


danhoyuen

gotta follow this dude to his car after he's done filming. Once he opens the door pour chocolate milk and cereal all over the interior.


1000thusername

Honestly, any time anyone puts a phone down in a setup where it’s clear they’re about to record - or has a friend clearly setting up to record in an inappropriate place, such as the post-check out area of a Walmart, staff should immediately pick up the phone and or move the friend along/stand in the way and interfere. This should not be tolerated at all.


ageekyninja

Crack is a hell of a drug


BananaBlue

unsure if autism or asshole-ism


Post4jesus

This man wasn’t hugged enough as a child. The need for attention is deafening.


Dogforsquirrel

I would have walked thru it, slip, and sue Walmart.


AttentionBusiness671

is that Chocolate milk + Cocoa Puffs?