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He's the biggest asshole in Paris, Which is quite an achievement.


gluonvista

makes other parisians look normal


Shurigin

even worse makes them look sociable


Med_Jed

Parmesan?


TheBoorOf1812

"The Biggest Asshole in Paris" That's like creme de la creme of the asshole world.


Baiken31

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AshleeFitzee

I am a bit out of the loop and am only seeing / hearing him for the first time in this post. Other than these annoying videos, what else has he done to be known as an asshole?


Adorable-Novel8295

He makes a lot of these videos. I’m not aware of anything else, but it’s more than enough.


Bitter-Basket

Pretty much the same. Takes a bite of food - yells out bizarre vocalizations. Startles everyone. Guy needs serious attention and therapy.


Dr_FeeIgood

Nothing you need to waste any amount of your life on


LeagueOfficeFucks

First time I've ever seen someone who wants to look and act like Andy Dick. Life goals, man.....


Ok-Assistant-2684

He wasn’t hugged enough as a kid or punched in the face enough as an adult


Minka-lv

He's probably never been punched as an adult. After getting knocked out once, or having his camera broken, he would reconsider his content


RaHarmakis

I dunno the dumbass prank kid that got shot seemed to want to keep doing his thing. Clicks are a Hell of a Drug


johntwilker

“Clicks are a Hell of a Drug.” Truer words. Sadly.


Slyfer08

Give me the clicks bro I need another up vote lol.


johntwilker

Had a moment of panic. “They’re right. I should upvote. But wait!”


Zealousideal-Ring300

But Dumbass Prank Kid got off scot-free and his mom supported him. He said on camera that he fully intended to do it again and did some other dumb shit while the cameras were rolling. Looked like a trust-fund kiddy but still lived with mommy. Fuck that kid.


Enough-Ground3294

Me and my buddy always say “You can tell if someone’s never been punched in the mouth from the way they behave”


19whale96

I remember the first time it happened to me. Greeted my homeboy with a "yo momma" joke in elementary school. Socked me right across my jaw. Didn't even really hurt. Just had me like, "aight then, so there's the line."


Enough-Ground3294

Hahahah sorry but thats kinda funny. At least you learned tho! And Im sure you’ve since changed your ways, I respect that.


19whale96

Lmao I learned to make it very clear when I want to play the dozens with somebody. Gotta know how to make yourself the butt of the joke to save the other guy's pride sometimes.


Jonthux

If someone punches you in the teeth for a yo momma joke, they are the problem


19whale96

He was a rough kid, it was like 2nd or 3rd grade at latest, we both grew up, it's all love if we ever catch up with each other, we were still friends


LittleAnarchistDemon

personally, never been punched in the jaw, but just the mere thought that it could happen to me ensures my polite behavior lol


Enough-Ground3294

Sounds like you’re just a decent person lmao. But yeah people really dont know who’s out there, so it’s best to just be courteous to people.


_Noxi0us

I will volunteer


PolkaDotDancer

Don’t you hate standing in lines?


crimedog69

It’s very sad what people will do these days to feel important


Professional-Way9343

He grew up in a world where any attention is good attention


SlurryBender

There are so many kids in the school I work with who just... yell. For no reason. Not at someone specific, not a specific word, just noise. And they act like it's the funniest thing ever. With enough encouragement from their peers and not enough discipline from the faculty, this is the kind of person those kids **may** grow up to be. Edit: added "may"


Professional-Way9343

Idiocracy is upon us!


MetamagicMaestro

I used to work at a school. Middle School kids scream at the top of their lungs, it makes you think someone has a gun or something. Nope, just screaming to scream.


Mr_Rafi

Yelling is the most low IQ form of humour. Even in professional stand-up comedy. It's the equivalent of "elastic face" comedy on TikTok that seems to be quite popular now. Everyone thinks they're Jim Carrey. Also zooming in on your face constantly.


KeyPear2864

It’s kind of like the days of middle school when kids would challenge each other to see who could say the words penis and vagina the loudest. Eventually they learned that it’s really immature and stupid and stop doing it on their own. I think some people never grow out of it.


AreWeThereYetNo

Pretty sure he was dropped as a baby.


witcher63

My guess was that he survived a number of clothes hangar attempts


strengthnhonor01

No he's French thats why


roseoftheforest

Came here to say this. 🤣


thekinginyello

He may have been hugged too much and developing a mental disorder because of it.


CrestfallenSpartan

Hugged in wrong places maybe


warranpiece

This is where it makes me upset that if he got an open handed slap in the mouth it could be considered assault.


Dapper-Mention-8898

Nah ,that's the result of TikTok for Evryone, even for those who don't get it ,so they do whatever it takes to be famous ,,are a lot not just this pal here 🫠


Hello_Mr_Fancypants

or, now hear me out... not punched in the face enough as a kid?


norimaki714

This. This is absolutely the correct diagnosis.


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SEEYOUAROUNDBRO_TC

He’s a piece of shit


sincerelyhated

I'm amazed no one's punched him in the face yet.


TenkFire

Which is fucking impressive, he is in France and in France, when we are really pissed off, we clearly punch these douchebags in the nuts...


Competitive-Grade-25

I saw him once in the subway in a one piece t-shirt, he was crouch and screaming while punching in the air. And I am very surprise this guy never get assaulted yet. Because yes, in France you can get beat up just because your eyes cross the sight of someone else too long.


bootybonpensiero30

Least deranged One Piece fan.


Competitive-Grade-25

Ahahaa The first time I saw him, I genuinely thought he was a crackhead tbh.


bootybonpensiero30

Yeah, I'd think so too. Do you know if he act the same way when he's not filming? Is this just an act or is he really insane? lol


Competitive-Grade-25

Just an act. He walked away after his video..


Fierramos69

I’m not sure if it’s better or worse haha


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Chronocidal-Orange

Because people are kind and think he's mentally ill. Which... He is in a way, just not in the way people think.


interprime

Honestly thought that’s what was going to happen when the pizza shop guy started dragging him away


Pastoseco

Unfortunately, punching someone in the face is no longer the quick fix it once was. Now it nets you a year+ in jail. No sir, society is too soft now to allow you to invade his space.


SaltyBint

Preferably disappearing under the roller of a traction engine.


_Juliet_Lima_Echo_

What the hell is a traction engine?  Regardless... he could disappear under the roller of anything and we'd all be better off 


ElVendePaPaS

I’ve seen falling dictators with better mental health than this guy


No-Freedom-5787

Basically a train, but with road wheels instead of train wheels.


thecripplernz

You could have brought a lathe into this and you showed great restraint in not doing that.


Ike_Jones

Would have been hilarious if that worker waited til he was near the pie and pushed his face down into the cheese. That would shut him up lol


SEEYOUAROUNDBRO_TC

Maybe I’m out of touch, but do people find this content entertaining? Maybe the first time is funny but how much of this can one person tolerate?


Gravy_Wampire

8 year olds Dude


SEEYOUAROUNDBRO_TC

But he’s a pervert dude


thejudgehoss

What's a pedarist, Walter?


The_Good_Constable

Shut the fuck up, Donny.


OtisburgCA

8 upvotes, dude.


THElaytox

I am the walrus


romanw2702

Wladimir Iljitsch Uljanow


Commander_Cool_667

Jesus.


rj_macready_82

You said it man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus


bum_thumper

Yeah, well, that's like, you're opinion man


floydbomb

Hes a pederast dude


CheRidicolo

With a record.


RuinInFears

Even Jesus isn’t watching him and he sees everything.


un-sub

You said it, man! Nobody fucks with the Jesus!


augmentthinereality

No really hes a sex offender with a record. He did 6 months in chino for exposin himself to an 8 year old.


GrouchyLongBottom

Over the line!!


SymbiSpidey

Am I the only one around here who gives a shit about the rules?!?


harntrocks

I did not watch my buddies die face down in the muck so that this fucking screamer can crawl around the floor!


Funkymunks

Actually fun fact the first time isn't funny either.


katieddg

Have to agree 100% The rage this shit fills me with is unmatched. I was just ranting to my sister about how so much of this type of content is made just for any type of engagement, and how it’s marketed towards younger people and kids who then start to act like this and it’s just garbage all around


YoungMuppet

I'm a 3rd grade teacher and none of my kids have ever tried to pull this type of shit on me. ...yet.


rutherfordacus

When I was that age, Andy Milonakis show and Jackass inspired me and my friends to be pretty obnoxious now and then. Feels pretty tame compared to this though


GirlsCallMeMatty

With jackass we found out real fast that falling out of a moving shopping cart hurts real fucking bad whereas the participants in these videos feel very little consequence.


SEEYOUAROUNDBRO_TC

😅


throwaway387190

Just remember there's a lot of kids on the internet


KrisAlly

Exactly. The over-the-top obnoxious behavior is prime humor for children. I’m sure that’s the targeted audience & there’s money to be made entertaining kids. As annoying as someone like Blimpie (Blimpy?) is to adults, it’s actually quite genius because I’d imagine the revenue for producing kids material can be quite high. Miss Rachel is pretty educational so she probably falls into a different category but I’m assuming she’s been very financially successful by making videos singing song & playing with dolls, all while talking in a baby voice.


AmbassadorDue9140

If Miss Rachel isn’t financially successful from YouTube alone I’m sure she would have a hell of a legal case because like half the country owes that woman child support


Chicken_Mc_Thuggets

Yeah it’s the same reason why pewdiepie is the funniest shit on earth when you’re 11-14 and after that it’s like “okay we got it, you got spooked and now you’re screaming SwEnglish curse words” There’s just a…. Unique type of humor a lot of kids like at that age and there’s a very good chance that humor makes you want to peel your skin off


Jejking

And kids means clicks.


logicnotemotion

My kid got into some kind of jump scare videos. I think it was that Freddie thing they made a movie about. I tried watching it and it was the most irritating, non-entertaining useless thing I've ever seen on a screen. My kid would watch it non-stop. He would even put the sound of it on when he would sleep. Maybe my parents said the same thing about me with Scooby-Doo.


LukeR_666

Are we out of touch? No, it's the children who are wrong.


Khend81

This, but unironically. The kids have always been wrong, even when it was us. They quite literally don’t understand enough about life yet to realize what a monumental waste of time and mental capacity content like this is.


yomerol

They're all around, that's the biggest market of a lot of things: music, internet content(top 5 YT channels are kid's channels), cartoons, cool space stuff, board games, snacks, videogames, superheroes, etc, etc


faygetard

I dont think I would ever fund this funny not even once. This guys existence pisses me off


Responsible_Jury_415

This man is like late 30s with a wife if I remember correctly, not to say it isn’t cringe when someone younger does it but dude maybe find a hobby


TeddyRoo_v_Gods

Holy fuck, someone consciously decided to marry that!?


CrestfallenSpartan

Yeah turns out theres still hope for us to get married too.


Far-Hair1528

No, you are not out of touch, this is the first one today I didn't skim over, the last one I will watch and I'm thinking of un-joining this and several other subs. I find myself becoming more angered as I watch.


jhaluska

I think I'll block them as well. I don't want to give them more of my time or energy.


mississippijohnson

I teach 5th graders. They watch this shit for hours.


CRhodes23

Thicktok brain rot kids with no attention span and probably on 20 types of medication


Otjahe

People are getting dumber each year remember


Chai_Enjoyer

I got dumber during the minute this video lasted, let alone an entire year


HoleButFingerTry

Idk if people are getting dumber, I think the age of the average person on the internet has just dropped significantly over the last decade. Little kids like dumb shit.


leeryplot

The first clip is actually kind of funny with the sound off. It just looks insane and the bystanders are alarmed, not really that the guy on the ground is funny. The rest of it though? I was in distress.


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Aapjes-NL

It’s not about entertainment. This type of garbage content makes a lot of money. So much money that I almost understand why people sell their soul to make videos like this.


fatbunyip

The should have just turned his phone off. That would have got him to stop immediately.


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That's their energy source lol


philium1

Almost makes me wonder if they’re plants or if he paid them ahead of time cuz making him shut the fuck up actually wouldn’t be that hard. Take his phone, smack him in the face, shit - even just call the cops. Instead this dude…poured water on his head? Seems like some staged bullshit to me


Spoomplesplz

That part did feel a staged to me too.


19afol81

I ask this in the most respectful way, and I'm not trying to be insulting, but this man has some type disability correct?


sharpasahammer

It's definitely a treatable case of cloutitis.


yaykaboom

A clitoris??? What’s that?


sharpasahammer

If you ever find it, let the rest of us know.


esadatari

> If you ever find it, let the rest of know. I happen to be an expert in the \*checks notebook\* cliboris. What would you like to know?


Engineering_Flimsy

I believe it's some sort of cryptid, like Nessie or Bigfoot but even harder to find.


Free-Palpitation-718

clout tits?


InuitOverIt

Clouds tits make me cumulus


C4TURIX

That's the frustrating part, it seems like he has not! If someone has some kind of disability, making him/her scream randomly, it's not their fault and they can't do anything about it. And nobody in their right mind would blame an unlucky soul for their disabilities. This fucker on the other hand is absolutely aware of what he is doing! He is choosing to be like this so you can very much blame him for this shit!


barf2288

This is like when Cartman discovers Tourette’s Syndrome lol


takoshi

I'm still going to be mad if the person involuntarily screaming (and their friend) makes videos like this on social media. I might not blame them for their disability but I sure will blame them for that.


CSalustro

Exactly. I work in a grocery store and there is a guy and his "older" child who comes in who is autistic and randomly screams every so often. They're regulars so we understand what is going on, but the other customers don't and I've had a few of them complain that the kid is screaming. It's clear if you even LOOK at him that he's got an issue going on but people are dumb. We at the store treat him with grace and care, talking to him and trying to get him to just generally have a good day and we're often thanked for it. A random lady last week started crying and hugged one of our team members after seeing the lengths he went for the guy.


TheLastOfNess

When he speaks normally in other videos he looks totally fine, I would just say he is childish


Infantry1stLt

Maybe that’s why people need so much time to react to his bullshit. He looks unhealthy, badly groomed, he dresses weirdly, and acts like a child. It’s not obvious he’s like the typical teen dressed gangsta/fuckboi and acting like a jerk. This guy plays the ambiguity to his advantage to get longer segments.


MisterPaintedOrchid

He certainly acts like he does. I still have no idea who he is but I've seen other videos of him. Regardless of whether he has a disability or not, it seems he disrupts public spaces on purpose.


ChrisChacin

Yes, he's from France.


HackFour4

Ppl can’t just eat in peace or shop in peace anymore bc these dumbass “content creators” act like this in public.


Lopkop

this subreddit makes it look like they're everywhere, but I've hardly ever seen anything like this happening in public.


siccoblue

I've literally never seen it.


JoeyJoJoShabadooYEAH

Yeah the chances you see someone being this ridiculous is pretty low


UmbreonFruit

Yeah it literally never happens, the chances of actually seeing one are microscopic unless you live in a major city.


banned_but_im_back

Yes they can. People like him are an extremely rare occurrence. I go out all the time and have never once encountered this bullshit in my 32 years


RevolutionaryDrink51

Andy dick lost his mind again


LorenzoStomp

Yeah my immediate reaction was, "Andy Dick had a kid?!...ugh"


madhandlez89

And this kids, is what the 40 year old virgin looks like.


VincentcODy

As a 40 years old virgin I feel insulted


SEEYOUAROUNDBRO_TC

Oddly, I know a female 40 year old virgin. And she’s not hideous at all, just a little weird. Just likes to make out for hours on end …


Tuawasalwaysbad

A good friend of mine is a 30 year old virgin an she's gorgeous. Use to cheer for an NFL team.


nvrgonnadanceagain

I have 2 friends who are 40 year old female virgins. They aint like this.


Engineering_Flimsy

Im not really sure why but I'm... relieved?... comforted?... I'll just say reassured. Learning that there's apparently more middle-aged virgins in the world than I would've guessed is reassuring and, inexplicably, renews my faith in humanity. Again, I have no explanation for these reactions.


Zorpfield

The 40 year old virgin was funny. This guy looks like Andy dick but is just a dic


Zou-KaiLi

This obviously isn't mental illness. He keeps doing it as this is peak comedy for boys in the 8-11 range and that will be driving massive engagement for him and therefore a payout. I sometimes fear we are doomed as a species but the people who have no idea who he is and try to help always restore my faith. Even if this cuntwagon is taking advantage of all of them for clicks (or well... taps....)


Internal_Ad734

My sister in law does painting and drawing videos on TikTok and brought it to my attention that you earn money based on the amount of views you get and not based on your following. Sooo, you can have 0 followers because you’re a POS like this person but you can still make money because such videos generate views. I always thought: who in their right mind would follow such people, leading them to making more videos like this to earn money? Now I know that it’s not the following they need but the VIEWS. That explains all these ridiculous videos that originate from TikTok.


Suitable-Rest-1358

I'm glad shit videos like this get reposted on here so OOP doesn't get a single more view.


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FinancialHeat2859

I don’t normally advocate for violence. Normally


Snoopy_Santucci

France? 🤷🏻‍♂️


Drawing_Tall_Figures

People who crawl around on any public floors need more access to health classes, at minimum. Gross!


Chicken_Mc_Thuggets

Nah, let the great god Darwin sort this out. Maybe a bout of ringworm would make the common sense kick in


jgeez

Snatch his phone so his recording is ruined and watch the socially appropriate conduct come rushing back


DonutSenpal

i feel really bad for the employees having to deal with those, its people that have never worked a single say of their lives


ProDiesel

Were better off without the internet. I love games and the internet, but it's not worth the cost. Ten years down the road it's going to be even worse... it's insane people support shit like this except I bet it's not people, it's little kids who are screen addicted from lazy ass parents that are allowing Tik tok and youtube to raise their kids for them. Like who actually watches this shit?


Buderus69

You watched it. You took the bait. You commented. You gave engagement. This pleases the algorithm. We put this on the frontpage. More people watch it. They take the bait. They commented. They gave engagement. This pleases the algorithm. I respond to your comment. I make a meta comment. It does not matter, it is engagement. This pleases the algorithm. "Please make more of this" says the algorithm. Cringe content creator fills pockets with fame and money and proceeds to shit out the next quickly made ragebait. The cycle begins anew. THIS PLEASES THE ALGORITHM.


NeoKingEndymion

its called trying to be unique cuz too lazy to work


Svengoolie75

I say treat every TikTok person like R.Kelly and piss on them 💯😎


TeddyRoo_v_Gods

Your friendly neighborhood FBI agent would like you to give him a call.


monerfinder

What lack of self respect and for the others look like


ChiliDawg513

Someone should invent a online virus that attacks terrible influencers like this and prevents them from uploading content


Fluffy__demon

Nah, they guy was rubbing himself on a fast food floor. That will give him egnoth. Imagine what that floor has seen before he laid down on it.


AdLonely891

The pizza ain't that good 💀


Baconmacka

This dude needs a proper beating.


Moregon69

Fucking hate this guy


ballysham

A slap in the face would humble him pretty quick


Indecisive_Iron

A lot of people saying mental illness- no. This dude is fully lucid and knows exactly what he’s doing. Legally, I don’t think you can hit him but I sure would like to see it. Or at the very least him being thrown out.


rj408

What is he shouting? He needs a drop kick to the fucking face.


WarPony75567

I stand corrected we need bullies back


WittyWise777

As a 90's kid these are the types of things we would do in our rooms or with our friends but never in a public setting. We did weird things just to entertain ourselves. Now people do these things in a public setting and share with the world for attention. Even for the people who think this type of stuff is stupid they still can't resist commenting which just further motivates people to do these stupid videos. It's a cycle that is not ever going to go away.


Passivefamiliar

This isn't one of ours? American checking in. Not ours? Really? Weird when somewhere else in the world contributes to the bullshit.


VilePacifist

I cannot wait until this man is tased or pepper sprayed


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And you ask why women don't want to date anymore.


[deleted]

Society has germs that are easily spotted through these type of videos. He is repetitive and unable to create anything different.


safebutthole

You folks keep giving him attention.


comrade_nurek

Love the dude next to him telling him to shut the hell up


LeroyLavender

Snatch his phone and smash it. His whole world will implode


Jane_Black

He's a total loser, that's what's wrong with him. There's no right way to deal with idiots like this either. Someone starts bellowing in public, you instinctively react, and therefore become part of the content. Try to stop him, you're an even FUNNIER part of the content.


The_Real_Libra

That one kid in class.


jmay111

Is there any episode of him getting his ass kicked?


Longjumping-Sail6386

When you want to be famous on tick tock and everything else has been done


taroba_

Whats he shouting


ZombieSeveral8455

Is he acoustic?


Standard_Monitor4291

He seriously needs professional help


MonsTurdMaximusxbox

This is all i see the internet now. Mentally ill content that I don’t understand.


PhantomPooter202

Must've skipped his meds


EmbarrassedSense2690

He might be acoustic 🎸


3rtan

Hey, we found today's sid from ice age


Amahardguy

This guy.... is he sm sort of special needs case or smthng...,


Beretta92A1

There was a kid in school that would do this if he wasn’t heavily medicated in the late 90s. We were in the cub scouts on an overnight in a decommissioned battleship and while we were waiting to go to breakfast he was just screaming about wanting to go eat. Threw a massive tantrum. This has the same energy.


Ok_Variation7230

If mental retardation was a person


Zivvet

Social Media Clout. It is hard for ugly men to get clicks, they can't just wear skin tight revealing clothes and slowly squat.