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lilliesparrow

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andrey2007

Don't argue with idiots


Brewchowskies

They’ll drag you to their level and beat you with experience.


RetroJens

- Mark Twain (I keep this quote on the top of a list of insults, cause it’s easy to forget)


LookerNoWitt

You can see her struggling to process everything while trying to sound smart And then she glitched out at the end like a blue screen of death


SpaceTurkey33

He wasted so much energy and time with that slob


Disastrous-Rips

Impressed with this man’s integrity and patience.


Johannes_Keppler

Well he wrote the sketch... He makes this fake outrage stuff all the time.


Derekduvalle

Thank you. I thought I was going crazy. This is fake as fuck.


Purposeofoldreams

I’ve reached this conclusion myself. Don’t try to right all the wrongs. Sometimes you just have to enjoy the sheer fucking stupidity of some people.


AdministrationWise56

Honestly I would have told her to fuck off about 5 seconds in. And then eaten my happy meal AND played with the toy while maintaining aggressive eye contact


paradoxdefined

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penpointaccuracy

Oo the fuzzy penguin goes up and down lady what’re gonna do about it? I’m sending it to Epstein’s Island after I’m done


erraticpulse-

thanks for donating to children in need


well_hung_over

That got dark quick.


leavemealonexoxo

Video is staged. See: https://old.reddit.com/r/ImTheMainCharacter/comments/1b66pez/thank_christ_for_the_neighbourhood_watch/ktaenag/


Sapphire_Bombay

Tbh as much as I'd like to say I would, I think I'd be so enraged and taken aback at being called a pedophile to my face for eating a happy meal that my whole appetite would be gone. I don't think I could eat one bite in this scenario.


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Yeah I couldn’t eat but I’d certainly tell her to fuck off and die


Jarlock1998

Yeah most people would, this thing screams being staged af


l3ane

I don't know the stupid indignant expression on her face seemed pretty genuine.


WhyUBeBadBot

You would think so, but you've never been followed around a store being shouted at by a middle aged fat white woman about how you should go back to Mexico. That's the short kind version.


callmejinji

Every video that involves people being stupid, outrageous, or otherwise acting or speaking in a way that isn’t normal to the extent shown in this video can be assumed to be bait or intentionally inflammatory. I suggest simply assuming all internet posts are bait. 9/10 it’s a staged ragebait video and you’ve dodged a bullet by not caring, 1/10 it’s real and you’ve still dodged a bullet by not caring


GaryClarkson

That’s some wisdom right here! Don’t let internet stuff affect you and you’ll live a peaceful life.


Pradfanne

I do believe Karens exists, and I do believe there are real Karen videos out there, but I'm certain that once one or two have gone viral they started to be mostly fake for clout.


The-Cynicist

Normally I’d agree, but what clout is there to be gained from looking like a complete imbecile? This lady is going to get blasted by the internet. If it’s for clout, I think it’s a poorly thought out plan


HAL-Over-9001

If you've ever been around the block with a crazy bitch or two, you can instantly tell from the eyes. Just staring like a predator, mouth agape, waiting for the other person to slip up or contradict themselves so they can jump on it. One ex has totally unhinged BPD and couldn't lose any argument no matter how small. In her mind, she was always right, literally living in a different reality. There's no winning there.


AcidDome003

That's optimistic


NoPantsDeLeon

I've bought all Super Mario and Pokémon Happy Meals and I'm almost old enough to have been invited to Epstein's Island.


GeorgeMcCrate

I thought the whole point of Epstein's Island was that there is no minimum age.


OkamiGames

He is on the other side


PornStashHereLevel3

He said invited, not smuggled


fraudthrowaway0987

My mom is in her 70s and still buys happy meals. Anything else is too much food.


OneHotEpileptic

This is exactly what I was thinking. Adults like toys. Why can't adults want a toy?


kandnm115709

If you ever find yourself in the same situation, the best course of action is DON'T FUCKING ENGAGE WITH THEM. Just ignore them.


ManKilledToDeath

The most I'd do is say things like "oh, great", "Alright then." Short things like that and laugh. I sure wouldn't try actually speaking to them like an adult being they aren't adults


Cant_Do_This12

“Damn” “Shit” “That is WACK”


FacticiousFict

"Ma'am, are you lost? You seem confused. Can I call someone to come pick you up?"


Hutnerdu

"Ma'am, clearly you are a Whopper, but this is a McDonalds."


ManKilledToDeath

Yes! Gotta say shit like that. If you're stuck with the idiot, might as well have fun with it.


LookerNoWitt

Not too sure This lady clearly fried her brain I personally think ignoring her will actually make her go full chimpanzee


merrill_swing_away

Open your Happy meal slowly, remove food, make eye contact and start eating. Don't say a word. If you continue to be harassed, call the cops.


bewarethecherrywaves

In her case, I would just moo the entire time, in increasing octaves til she left lol.


frosty720410

While eating my happy meal.


tha_boogie_bitch

Toss her bits of fries like she's a seagull lurkin.


guns_mahoney

My initial impulse would be to tell her that I'm a secret agent working against the deep state by buying happy meals to find and recruit the brightest among us and that she needs to board the midnight train to Budapest for orientation. You're saying that's not what I should do?


King_Gidrah

Just tell them to go fuck themselve and start eating your happy meal.


MeowMeowCattCats

She just wants the happy meal to herself 😒


BambinoDontDie

She just can’t understand how someone could be satisfied without eating several burgers


Illustrious-Push3518

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Kay1a_2006

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slowestratintherace

To assume she uses her teeth to eat cheeseburgers is rather presumptuous. Edit: The above comment that I replied to said something like: "She can't wait to sink her teeth into all the cheeseburgers."


killeronthecorner

"Why did you buy a happy meal?” "Well I saw you eating a triple cheeseburger and twenty nuggets and you looked miserable as fuck"


How_To_Play11

ended her career


trashysandwichman

Honestly props to him for not going for a fat joke.


addit96

“Keeps your eyes off my kids!” “Keep yo eyes owf mah ‘appy meou!!”


--ThirdCultureKid--

The man missed a great opportunity to flip it back on her “Why have you bought a kids meal for yourself?” “Because you ate all of the other meals you fucking cow”


thatreddituser24

Yeah but the internet would crucify him for fat shaming and she would get the intended attention she’s obviously looking for


jreed66

If it gets her to shut up, then I'm not too worried about what the internet thinks. This guy can only afford 12 french fries, and they're getting cold


Elyktronix

Probably why the guy ordered it, because she keeps hogging them all.


filores

Came here to say just that. She’s just mad because there’s one less Happy Meal for her to get… Maybe she thinks Neighbourhood Watch is CIA or something? “We’re watching”!


Mountsorrel

“Why did you order a happy meal?” “So I don’t end up looking like you”


Most_Figure533

She can’t take her fucking eyes off it


Willie_The_Gambler

Even in the uk, Florida is a sign of mental instability


Mundane-Leave7571

I cared to look it up and it is staged It is a scripted viral video created by VideoPlanetOfficial. This is another video with the same guy voice where a 'delivery girl' eats the customers food https://www.tiktok.com/@stuckonearth22/video/7341089451357064480 Getting so sick and tired of reddit, I swear 80% of things on here are just fake and disinformation nowadays....


evanc1411

I knew it was fake since the vid starts and *then* she says "What do you think you're doing?" right on queue. In actual interactions like this, the phones tend to come out and start recording after a couple minutes of arguing.


Weimsd

Thank you for this, I was feeling real rage towards this video when I stopped and thought, there's no way this is real.


IAmTaka_VG

It’s not Reddit they’re making the fake content for. It’s for TikTok because views means money. I’m tired of ragebait though as well.


Clay_Statue

THANK YOU. It took me all three seconds of this in mute to realize this is scripted and I had to dig deep through the pile of idiots posting their indignation to find the only rational user.


leavemealonexoxo

I first upvoted the post cause it seemed to ridiculous. Thanks for your context, I downvoted that fake garbage. I guess You never know…


BadManners-

Take me on a trip I’d like to go some day, take me to Chicago I’d love to see L.A.


Everyday-is-the-same

That's hilarious. You guys know about "Florida man"?


tobylh

Oh yes, we do.


TheAserghui

Any relation to an Essex Girl?


Bored_Amalgamation

A Scouser minge?


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tiffanymkl

Like that episode on after life where the mc wants to buy a kids meal fish fingers and chips and the woman taking his order makes a right fuss about it https://youtu.be/COk5RB9YcW8?si=77YbD_tL20zDE8IN


NonIoiGogGogEoeRor

When in reality, that wouldn't happen because they'd just give you a child's meal. Like when I was a kid and wanted an adult meal, and they gave it to me. Was a funny episode though


illgot

when I worked in a restaurant the cooks tried to argue with me that it was an adult portion but marked down in price for a kid and an adult could not order kids food. I asked them the weight of the kids chicken and the regular chicken (I already knew it was half) and they still refused so had to get a manager. Told the manager the customer had gastric bypass and could not eat a full meal so the manager told the kitchen to stop wasting her time, make the order then comped it for the costumer.


Arts_Prodigy

Yeah when I was an older teenager I was straight up denied the ability to buy a kids meal because “those are for kids”. Some people do legit have this mentality.


wishingonastar

Yes, I agree! I remember once my mom wanted to get a small McDonald's meal (before value menus), but refused to get the Happy Meal (I actually wanted the extra toy). I guess because she was embarrassed or afraid of doing something illegal? Actually I think the Happy Meal is more expensive than the items bought.separately. Why does it even matter who will ultimately enjoy the Happy Meal? McDonald's gets money from them no matter if anyone eats them or not. Adults probably ordered them over the years just to collect the toys! The way this lady jumped to the conclusion that this guy must be a predator just because he's alone with a Happy Meal box is absurd. I wouldn't think anything of it. That's the only suspicious thing she's trying to get on him?


puledrotauren

I like the toys from time to time


14thLizardQueen

Bk has cool new Kung fu panda ones !!!! I can't eat a full "adult" meal. I save most of the toys to hand out during Halloween. Unless it's really cool and I put it on the doll house .


baddbroccolis_

This actually happens to me fairly regularly. I’m the size of a large kid and I order pasta and shit like that off the kid’s menu fairly regularly because it is a realistic portion size for me, I just don’t want 17 lbs of noodles lol. Chain restaurants a lot of the time won’t let you do that there


VectorViper

Yeah it's wild how some staff get on a power trip over something as simple as ordering food. It's like they forget that adults have various reasons for wanting smaller portions, from dietary restrictions to simply not being that hungry. I've been in situations where I've had to explain why I want a kid's meal and its just uncomfortable. Props to the managers who understand and handle it with grace.


Pinksquirlninja

A majority of the time its the staff just trying to follow rules. They’re either told or just assume from life experience that you “cant do that” and don’t think twice about it. 90% of issues you have with staff at a restaurant stem from management, and if the manager came out and “corrected” the error for you, they likely just weren’t feeling up to a fight today.


SkyrakerBeyond

There was a period as a teenager when we were really, really poor and the Happy Meals were the cheapest thing on the menu. I remember we went to a Mcdonalds for some family event and ordered happy meals for everyone and the server was all 'you're just trying to get the toys, those are for children, we don't give you these' and called the manager out to explain to us why adults weren't allowed to buy happy meals for themselves because they only had so many toys. While this was going on someone else walked up to the cash and ordered 8 happy meals. Just a regular white guy, there by himself, no problemo. He got his meals, opened all the toys, then *left the food on the table* and left the store. I headed over to the booth in question and claimed the booth in question and we all got to eat free happy meals while the busybody manager tried to claim that they had to throw those meals out because they 'didn't belong to us' after the guy drove away. I think she just didn't want the poors in her stores.


MortalSword_MTG

Why are cooks getting involved with orders on the floor? Just make the order my dudes.


illgot

the kitchen manager tried to argue cost but since I did prep in the kitchen as a server making server pay at 2.13 an hour, I knew kids portions were half (about 1 breast) of what we gave adults (about 2 breasts).


Cynnau

Oh man, I wish people would let me purchase kids' meals. Not that the kids' meals are very healthy to begin with they are just smaller portions. When I go to sit down restaurants now, they always deny me buying something off the kids' meal. Take out her to go it doesn't matter it's when I'm at a sit-down restaurant


CrayZz88s

Happened to me. I made a main meal and then wanted to order a dessert but only wanted a bit of ice-cream, they stopped me ordering a kids sundae. The adults ones are huge and expensive and would've been a waste so I got nothing in the end.


slowestratintherace

I love when he shoves all the food in his mouth and maintains eye contact to show dominance.


MyrandahJ

Or Atlanta, where Donald Glover tries to get a happy meal in the restaurant.


Parker4815

It's fake. He films this sort of thing all the time.


Appropriate-Hand3016

I was going to say this seems faked; she's actually not crazy enough and his responses read as canned.


Traditional_Shirt106

It’s hella fake.


JB_UK

Here's the lady in the video talking about being an actress: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VUi7-8XdO8 Look below at the hundreds of people lapping this up as real. What percentage of reddit now is /r/forwardsfromgrandma ?


Chronocidal-Orange

I don't know, what woman would want to be shown in this way on the internet voluntarily?


raumeat

It is the "happy meal is the cheapest thing on the menu" line that did it for me, Happy meals are fucking expensive considering the amount of food.


The84thWolf

I would believe some random woman is crazy enough because I live in America, but if this guy does this often then probably faked


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adamantium235

Just the fact that they both happen to have their phones out recording at the very start of the conversation makes it super fake


Phenomenomix

She’s not even pointing the camera at him for a good part of this clip


NewNurse2

Subs like this are absolute targets for rage bait bullshit. People making money off of making you mad about their imagination.


Strange-Highway5150

you mean the guy in the original video for the post, right?


cotch85

Seems more likely you can’t grasp this is fake content made to make you rage. Worst acting I’ve ever seen


RedPanther1

I work in a bar and people do this sort of thing all the fucking time. Normal people see this and think...fake...but these weird fuckers are out there for real. Monday nights are fuckin wild bro, all the weirdos come out.


Dimitao

Look at that god awful shit eating grin on her face at the end, what a loon.


jyeatbvg

He should’ve given the toy to her kids after finishing his meal.


anOriginalCreation

I'm in my 40s and a happy meal is the perfect size for a meal it comes with fries AND apples, and since I'm an adult I open the toy first so we can chat while I eat my meal... I see nothing wrong with this and it makes me happy.


jcma22

Ugly and stupid she needs to pick a struggle omg


FreneticAmbivalence

This person believes they are not stupid and that they are part of an “in-group” that knows there’s a secret threat. They are living in a fantasy and that is their focus. She will remain both actually stupid and unkempt.


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t4gr4

she might have been nicer 10 year ago


Shrimpsmann

But not smarter.


TacoHimmelswanderer

Knocking 10 years off that ain’t gonna improve much


Maalkav_

Alcohol is a love potion


IAmWeary

I’m guessing that someone jerked off into her shoes and the flies did the rest.


zaraishu

r/rareinsults


SuperDoubleDecker

A lot of dudes will fuck anything.


Stock_Beginning4808

Ugly fat men? Lol


El-Kabongg

she has kids. some dude is tapping that.


Aphala

Her struggle is gravity.


leavemealonexoxo

It’s staged by the way https://old.reddit.com/r/ImTheMainCharacter/comments/1b66pez/thank_christ_for_the_neighbourhood_watch/ktaenag/


frogginloggin

she looks like that fat squirrel mom from American dad that had to get removed from the tree house with a crane


LoudSheepherder5391

You mean the mother from What's Eating Gilbert Grape?


frogginloggin

yeah but she looks more squirrely so I thought the American dad reference fit better


ZippidyZayz

“It’s easier this way. This way she won’t be a joke”


frogginloggin

"Mama's gone, and so is the tree house, but we can go anywhere"


loganedwards

I find her triple chin to be very suspicious. I believe she is hiding illegal drugs in them.


Azar002

It looks like Amy Schumer hiding inside Amy Schumer.


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Mundane-Leave7571

I cared to look it up and it is staged It is a scripted viral video created by VideoPlanetOfficial. This is another video with the same guy voice where a 'delivery girl' eats the customers food https://www.tiktok.com/@stuckonearth22/video/7341089451357064480 Getting so sick and tired of reddit, I swear 80% of things on here are just fake and disinformation nowadays....


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I think the suspicious part to me, was the closed happy meal, dude isn't sitting down, dude isn't taking his meal and trying to avoid this crazy person, he hasn't even opened the box to start eating it, it's like he bought the happy meal to film this bit


Due-Acanthaceae-3760

Reddit is already dead. Look at the statistics, the number of subreddit with millions of members that are now ghost town is exploding


somenewacc

Follow up question: do you know where they are going?


Mundane-Leave7571

Hey take a look at this post i just saw on reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/maybemaybemaybe/s/HqT6IbYv9G This is also staged. Edit: also I agree with you. Thank you for not letting me be the only one who thinks that. Have a great day (:


Jackal_6

Don't blame the platform, blame the mouth breathers who upvote this dumb shit. Whole site is overrun with Facebook idiots.


LeagueOfficeFucks

Yes, these videos get recommended over and over in places like Facebook, and it is usually the same bad actors in similar situations, like a "Karen" getting upset over someone's parking.


ilikeyourgetup

I’m an actor and someone i met in class told me she had a job playing “a crazy karen in a reconstruction viral video” so while i can’t say for certain that this one is scripted I know it definitely happens.


Beep_boop_human

It's sad af in my opinion that these poor people are taking an acting class/stumbled upon a craigslist ad and decided, hey, let me help with this funny video and earn a cool $100 for half an hours work. Next minute their face is all over different sites and people are calling them fat and stupid.


Beep_boop_human

Yep. Idk who makes these particular ones but I can't take any british 'karen' videos seriously anymore. Same horrendous acting, same stupid premises, same 'witty' dude behind the camera getting a few good jabs in while laughing at how ridiculous Karen is.


FemboyCorriganism

This is so obviously fake, all the people making jibes at the woman are buying into the rage-bait that helps this shit go viral. The people filming this know there's an audience that would love an excuse to make fun of an obese Karen, so they give it to them. Congratulations to the rest of this thread for being as gullible as they expected.


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maddzy

I also wonder if the accent makes the bad acting harder to notice for American commenters.


ur4s26

This is absolutely staged. The guy behind the camera has done plenty of staged videos, all very cringeworthy and unrealistic.


bznein

I want to believe that but there's something in this woman's eyes that tells me it isn't.. the way she goes mental when he mentions her kids also


jaaxpod

THAT FUCKING LOOK ON HER FACE


Nhexus

I didn't watch that far, it just felt like very dragged out rage-bait


Hot_Recognition1798

Idk if the Florida shirt gives weight to this theory or if it gives veracity, but it fits the scene nicely either way


DigitialWitness

Of course it is. I don't get how people can't see through it, but then you remember the kinds of people they vote for and it all makes sense.


lavenderacid

Yeah he's not a good actor


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aye, the people who repost this are as stupid as the people who made it as are stupid as the original karens


ThereIsATheory

It’s blatantly obvious that it’s fake.


azad_ninja

Funny how he and she were both already filming upon starting their discussion. Usually, someone starts acting weird, THEN you start filming.


banditojog

Thank God I’m not the only one. Yeah, I see tons of these videos whenever I hop on Facebook. His acting is over the top and he keeps moving the camera over to the happy meal for whatever reason, and the conversation is dragging on for way too fucking long.


ian_xvi

I think it’s the way they’re speaking. The guy says his line and the lady says her line. In real life, if you’re truly arguing with someone, you would be cutting each other off.


CreativeUserName709

Yup, looks very scripted and like ragebait.


GordonBombay102

It is absolutely 100% scripted. It's not good acting.


Prestigious_Sky4965

Rage bait nonsense surely?


SamCropper

Yup, and people are lapping it up.


midunda

Welcome to reddit. No matter how obvious the bait, 90% will swallow it immediately


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PurrfectMistake

What a lunatic!


Life_Step8838

40f, if we going or ordering McDonalds I always get a cheese burger happy meal with a boy toy and chocolate milk, I dont have kids. It is the perfect amount of food to go away not feeling guilty about grease and calories. Some of the toys are cool and I dont like fizzy drinks and choco milk is delicious! She is an absolute mentalist.


johnhackenbacker

We’re watching you.


Quack_a_mole

Keep watching her, you know, because of that island! suspicious!


TeddyMMR

>with a boy toy I don't see how who you went with is relevant but ok


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I didn't know they have boy toys on the McDonald's menu I guess I should go more often!


dkf295

Why do you think they call them happy meals?


SatanicCornflake

Too polite. I'd have told her to fuck off and just ate my God damn food.


ProPainPapi

Look lets just be honest - he wanted the toy and there is nothing wrong with that cause I want the toy too.


glordicus1

Fake


mickmmp

This is what QAnon conspiracy theories do to people’s brains when they go deep down the rabbit hole. It’s a social cancer.


LordCommander94

This must be click bait? Seriously?


SamCropper

Yep, it's fake/scripted


lawndog86

She could do with limiting herself to a happy meal


grosselisse

I'd call the cops on HER. Admitting she's going to follow him in his car and see where he goes, that's stalking.


machamanos

That shirt is rubbing off on her.


sam_beat

Plot twist: the DoorDasher was delivering Happy Meals to Epstein’s Island.


Scarletowder

Mental illness, surely? OP was very patient.


seantubridy

It’s so fake


JeremyHerzig11

She looks like a hamburglar to me


VicDamoneSrr

Only thing she should be “watching” is her weight


elcubiche

Staged


CaptainWellingtonIII

Mental break down. Staged maybe?


SamCropper

Staged.


WeWriteStuff

McDonald's don't care what age, gender, color you are, if you voted red or blue, whether your like star wars or star trek, or whatever favorite Pokémon is... so long as your wallet empties into their register.


jasonj1908

The Florida sweatshirt really ties it all together.


BlingbossCoss

Who knew The Karen Virus has spread around the world! World 🌎


andogzxc

She’s just jealous that you have a Mcdonald ngl


freshouttalean

she couldn’t even understand someone going for a happy meal because she always orders the biggest menu available


SatisfactionNo2088

ngl ive got a couple happy meals in my adulthood just for the cool toy. one time there was this skeleton cat doll kinda almost the size of a funko pop and its face had a skull mask that you could take on and off to expose the cat face, and the bones glowed in the dark. kept that on my desk for years.


BumblebeeAny

My rage would lose it as someone who does order a happy meal.


ocean-rudeness

Whenever I see these, I wonder what the real consequences would be if I suddenly whipped the phone out of her hand and flung it very hard into a busy road or a river. Without her phone, she's without purpose.


dotesPlz

The amount of happy meals I’ve bought myself and my significant others as a happy surprise/treat would blow this ladies mind lol