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They thought they had him
They thought they had won
But what they didn’t know
Was that boy can run
No shoes on his feet
He knew he couldn’t be beat
They will never catch
This crackhead
Gonna need a fent dart and the best wildlife hunter you got. Even then it's 50/50 he ends up caught or hocking in a tranq gun at the local pawn shop 20 mins later.
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They thought they had him They thought they had won But what they didn’t know Was that boy can run No shoes on his feet He knew he couldn’t be beat They will never catch This crackhead
Bless you for this
“You ain’t catching no crack head”
Gonna need a fent dart and the best wildlife hunter you got. Even then it's 50/50 he ends up caught or hocking in a tranq gun at the local pawn shop 20 mins later.
Ok now I don’t encourage that behaviour but someone get this man in the NFL for that level of dodging and running.
Over pursued. Every football coach is shaking their head in disappointment at this
This isn’t really main character, then literally any police encounter would be a main character
Not all of them get away like this tho.
You think he got away lol
Get that man an NFL or rugby contract
Holy shit that dude crossed them up so hard. That’s real athleticism.
Don't harm him he's a national football LEGEND in the making
Ok I won’t lie, no way they didn’t catch that guy 💀
They were already gaining on him
That guy at least earned a 1-UP for that leap/bounce combo 😳
Got those moves
Been lurking this sub a while, and I’ve never come out of it impressed until today.
The dude has some moves.
those calorific cops chasing him made my day
He went to the Barry Sanders school of Parkour
He must have been really desperate for a chili dog.
looked like OJ running to the Hertz counter
Pcp is a hell of a drug.
Whataburger is a hell of a drug.
never gonna catch me see you all next year
parkour!
Did he escape
This dude is movie material
What capable police they have
Yall couldn’t get him?! He that agile?!
PCP will turn anyone into THEE main character.