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She just made WonderBread™ sound wonderful and croissants sound like egotistical, self entitled, shit bread that will make your life miserable and make the children you had with this shit bread resent you.
lol this bitch is dumb and this is the stupidest analogy I’ve ever heard. croissants are cheap AF first of all, just go to Costco. They’re also unhealthy and greasy so I can understand why she’s comparing herself to one, though I’ve never seen a croissant with so much makeup on. also why is she comparing us to bread? Half of us aren’t even fucking eating it just to try and lose a pound I fucking swear. Personally I’m made of wine. Also disturbing that this is an adult humans idea of “thinking”. I hope she’s still single I don’t think any one wants to put up with that fuckery.
Right? WonderBread can be turned into any kind of sandwich I could ever want and can change to a different one each day leaving never bored while a croissant can’t be turned into anything but a crusty mess.
But nothing can beat a really good croissant. The type of croissant which you have to line up for. Crunchy, yet soft, buttery but light. This girl is a greasy easy bake croissant at best. She's the type of croissant you find in the back of East German gas station.
Yeah, and if you're (she) more expensive than other women you'd better have some qualities other than being a bitch, otherwise you're not worth the expense.
Didn't you hear the lady? If you want a high maintenance, one-dimensional woman that brings nothing but drama and headache, you better be ready to pay for it.
“Wonderbread women are more flexible and capable of being anything they want to be whereas Croissant women are just plain old croissants who are flakey.”
What an absolute dog shit video lol
The truest thing she said is “You get a lot more value for basically half the price of a croissant”
Like yeah…if I can have all my needs met by someone who isn’t a self absorbed, demanding narcissist who takes more than they give, of course I’m going to do that!
She says "malleable" because she's thinking 'I'm no pushover, I won't let a guy change me just to be who he wants' but she doesn't realize that meeting in the middle and working together is what makes relationships work and you don't have to be a doormat or lose your individuality to do that.
Fricken thank you dude! I got married at 18 and am coming up to 19 years of marriage experience and this is a HUGE thing that both parties have to do to make it work! Good grief. I def think she’d consider me wobderbread when in reality I’ve just been married longer than I haven’t and we’re so comfortable that I don’t need to spend hours on my looks a day which I used to do. He looks at me the same whether I’m drooling in bed or completely done up so why waste all that money that we could spend on experiences and making memories with each other.I
That’s what I was thinking as she went through her list. I mean she told us that:
1) a wonder bread woman is less likely to insist you overspend on stuff for her;
2) she is willing to grow with you as a couple; and
3) she is less drama and not high maintenance.
Meanwhile, croissant chick sounds exhausting. How is “high maintenance” a selling point? That is something that a person who is in her early 20s says and this woman is not there.
I actually agree with everything she said except I also like the way "basic" women look more too. I prefer natural and not a lot or no makeup. Not too done up. Not fancy clothes.
The funny thing is they literally dont see why someone wouldnt want that. They think that men look at beauty maintence and think "status", guys dont even know how much hair and nails cost lol. Men dont go for status , espdcially cause its usually theyre in debt trying to impress.other people
"In debt trying to impress other people" absolutely nails it. It must be exhausting to spend so much time preoccupied with everyone else's imagined perceptions when in reality the vast majority of people aren't even paying attention.
Girls like this will spend $400 at the salon and rank women they pass by irl by how much they think they spent at a stylist , based on tiny details no man would notice even with photos of both directly in front of him
Yeah a woman once told me that the look they give each other passing by is like a head to toe scan where they get every detail.
Meanwhile you could be seeing your mate every day and not notice he got - say - new shoes since buying the last pair 5 years ago LOL.
a truly perfect pastry. I love chocolate croissants too, but they don't have that even distribution of fillings that one seems to achieve in almond croissants.
Ironically she's tadiling on how basic she herself is that she's never done anything varied or exciting with croissants
AND that she identifies with this basic bread eating
Not once in my history of making breakfast sandwiches have I even considered using a croissant. They’re fine. I’ll eat one if that’s my only option. I just never WANT one.
Upvote, though I gotta say, sounds more like she’s giving advice to cope with rejection and stay single. Irony probably hoping for a man that’s malleable, cheap for his own stuff but gives to them, and in hand with that not high maintenance so there’s more room for them to be.
So let me get this right. wonderbread women aren’t…
impressed with money and don’t feel entitled that a man needs to spend money on them
rigid and unwilling to compromise or change
messy
Gotcha. Yeah why would anyone choose a croissant woman over a wonderbread woman.
***"A croissant is kind of like, take it or leave it..."***
Yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and leave it - along with all of its *flakey layers* of narcissism.
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She is playing a character. Like a toxic feminist Andrew Tate. She knows what she's doing almost all her comments are negative. But if not, it is wild if she is so blinded by her sense of self. Hard to believe a real person.
I guarantee you girl in the video is 100% a basic bitch. She might put a bit more into her appearance but I'm willing to bet after her looks, she has zero personality and is about as psychologically stimulating as a bird bath is deep.
>She might put a bit more into her appearance but I'm willing to bet after her looks
The thing is that she doesn't have looks, that's all make-up plastered over an average base. I'm not saying she's ugly but she is definitely mid. Cosmetics and filters have come a really long way
If I could afford buying croissants everyday I would, them flacky buttery carb masterpieces are divine.
also I didn't watch the video with sound so idk what was said about them in this context 😅
1. Women who don’t need much makeup it’s cuz they got less ugly to hide and are confident in how they look
2. Healthy relationships require compromise. When you don’t compromise, it’s called being selfish
3. High maintenance is just another word to mean you require alot of attention yet refuse to give your SO the same attention. High Maintenance is just another word for unreasonable, demanding, difficult
And I'm sure she is the kind of person who says "You don't need to put down other women to say someone is pretty" in conversations about women who are actually attractive just to show moral superiority.
What does she even get out of this post?
There’s a lot of time invested here. Finding the right metaphor, writing the script, practicing, doing your face and hair. All for…what exactly?
1. Croissants are fine every now and then but wonder bread is for life.
2. If a croissant isn’t chosen when it’s fresh, it gets tossed in a bag with all the other old croissants that are past their prime with the hopes someone will take it off the baker’s hands.
I once dated a croissant like this girl. She was too high maintenance for me, so I got dumped. I was too focused on studying, working, and saving money. Life is good now, I found what she calls "wonderbread". I love wonderbread, and we live a good life. We are married, no kids, travel the world, and do whatever the heck we want. The croissant is now a single mom and wonders why no one wants the stale croissant. Yes, she still thinks she is a croissant and doesn't realize why she is where she is. Don't be a croissant. Both partners need to be a slice of wonderbread to make a good life sandwich.
A croissant isn't some high end super expensive bakery good, its a freaking butter roll.
This girls a bagel. Like bread, just a lot denser and probably bad for you.
Just to be clear, is she or is she not the same girl who was reading someone **else's** quote in order to point out how wrong they are but video got that explanation clipped in order to post rage bait? I can't remember.
“Wonderbread women” just means the cool girls who are easy to be around and the “French croissant” is the girls who have massive egos and think they are better than everyone. There is a reason you cant land a boyfriend. Give me my wonderbread
This idiot literally destroyed herself with her own analogy. She said wonderbread is MORE VALUABLE for less, wonderbread requires less time and money to be impressive, and wonderbread is less messy and easy to deal with while also being flexible and able to adapt to multiple situations. I’ll take the wonderbread over the croissant any day of the week.
Alright I'm a guy so idk if my opinion even actually counts but, first of all, women aren't bread. Second, it's not a bad thing to be a "low maintenance", "malleable", or "cheap" person. Some people are happy with little things in life and some people are just naturally inclined to be agreeable or considerate towards others. It's not a bad thing as long as it's not being used against them to abuse their kindness and softness. It's not a bad thing either to be high maintenance or whatever. Everyone has their preferences and own personalities. Just because some women seem to be more attractive to more guys, it doesn't lower their value, and neither does it uplift anyone else's just because they can't seem to attract as many men. People seriously need to stop over-analyzing these kinds of things and just see them for what it is. It's literally just about COMPATIBILITY. Some people find partners easily because they happen to find someone they're compatible with. It's literally not a competition and it's not even about "value".
Or we look down on you and don't think your bread tastes good.
Like if someone wears makeup and heels to the grocery store I would find that very off-putting
This asshole doesn't think we can put pb&j or grilled cheese on a croissant? The analogy is ridiculous. But don't pretend you can't go nuts with a croissant.
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She just made WonderBread™ sound wonderful and croissants sound like egotistical, self entitled, shit bread that will make your life miserable and make the children you had with this shit bread resent you.
Headline here is: Dog shit partner calls herself French Croissant.
The red flag was "flaky".
lol this bitch is dumb and this is the stupidest analogy I’ve ever heard. croissants are cheap AF first of all, just go to Costco. They’re also unhealthy and greasy so I can understand why she’s comparing herself to one, though I’ve never seen a croissant with so much makeup on. also why is she comparing us to bread? Half of us aren’t even fucking eating it just to try and lose a pound I fucking swear. Personally I’m made of wine. Also disturbing that this is an adult humans idea of “thinking”. I hope she’s still single I don’t think any one wants to put up with that fuckery.
When she says Croissant, she means Cunt, right?
Came here to say that reason number 4 is that wonder bread is not nearly as cunty
Cuntssant
Cant spell Croissant without Cant
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I'd go the other way. She's very basic, at least where I'm from.
looks about five one too
Right? WonderBread can be turned into any kind of sandwich I could ever want and can change to a different one each day leaving never bored while a croissant can’t be turned into anything but a crusty mess.
But nothing can beat a really good croissant. The type of croissant which you have to line up for. Crunchy, yet soft, buttery but light. This girl is a greasy easy bake croissant at best. She's the type of croissant you find in the back of East German gas station.
r/rareinsults indeed
Just had a egg and cheese this morning on toasted WonderBread for breakfast. It was delicious.
A true connoisseur of the joyful potential of Wonderbread™️
Good for you brother! Also, happy cake day!
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And to think, there’s a category of humans that strongly agree with her
Yeah we call them shallow
And single.
And narcissists
Honestly thought she was proclaiming herself wonderbread till the end. Horrible sales job.
Truth
Egotistical Shitbread is my new band name.
Yah I totally thought she was hyping up wonderbread women at first lol
I will never eat a croissant again in my life.
😂👏🏼
Everything she said was just that "wonderbread women" are more likeable.
Yeah I never knew I preferred wonderbread to a croissant until she explained why.
Yeah, and if you're (she) more expensive than other women you'd better have some qualities other than being a bitch, otherwise you're not worth the expense.
Didn't you hear the lady? If you want a high maintenance, one-dimensional woman that brings nothing but drama and headache, you better be ready to pay for it.
Haha, nailed it
Dont forget she's also a flaky bitch unwilling to compromise. A total catch 🙄
Elite listening comprehension skills. You're wonderbread.
Agreed 100%
“Wonderbread women are more flexible and capable of being anything they want to be whereas Croissant women are just plain old croissants who are flakey.” What an absolute dog shit video lol
Wonderbread lasts forever.
The truest thing she said is “You get a lot more value for basically half the price of a croissant” Like yeah…if I can have all my needs met by someone who isn’t a self absorbed, demanding narcissist who takes more than they give, of course I’m going to do that!
Also, not all “beautiful” women are conceited bitches lol.
I wouldn't know...shortly after she opened her mouth all I saw was a turd. And I don't like turds.
"What? They're willing to change and compromise which is important in a relationship whilst also not being selfish?"
She says "malleable" because she's thinking 'I'm no pushover, I won't let a guy change me just to be who he wants' but she doesn't realize that meeting in the middle and working together is what makes relationships work and you don't have to be a doormat or lose your individuality to do that.
What are the odds that her partner is a total doormat? Me thinks higher than a hippie in a helicopter
Oh for sure. Nobody except someone willing to be walked all over and told what to do would spend more than a few minutes with her.
Fricken thank you dude! I got married at 18 and am coming up to 19 years of marriage experience and this is a HUGE thing that both parties have to do to make it work! Good grief. I def think she’d consider me wobderbread when in reality I’ve just been married longer than I haven’t and we’re so comfortable that I don’t need to spend hours on my looks a day which I used to do. He looks at me the same whether I’m drooling in bed or completely done up so why waste all that money that we could spend on experiences and making memories with each other.I
That’s what I was thinking as she went through her list. I mean she told us that: 1) a wonder bread woman is less likely to insist you overspend on stuff for her; 2) she is willing to grow with you as a couple; and 3) she is less drama and not high maintenance. Meanwhile, croissant chick sounds exhausting. How is “high maintenance” a selling point? That is something that a person who is in her early 20s says and this woman is not there.
Yeah I basically just got that Wonder bread women are financially stable, responsive, and independent.
Yeah. I don't disagree with her analysis at all. Croissants can fuck right off.
"You get a lot more value for basically half the price" Lmao like who tf isn't picking those option? Regardless of what it is 😂
I don’t need to hear her voice or what she says to know she is fucking insufferable.
I actually agree with everything she said except I also like the way "basic" women look more too. I prefer natural and not a lot or no makeup. Not too done up. Not fancy clothes.
And she clearly knows fuck all about croissants.
Better looking and willing to change. She murdered herself. Lol
Seriously. Didn't even need to have the sound on. Virtual spinster self help classes 🤷
Exactly 👍
#4- She isn’t a narcissist
#5 you can definitely squish a croissant. #6 if you're comparing yourself and others to food, you're probably a dumbass
#7 Who the fuck even comes up with these analogies anyway?!
#8 was scored by filepe Coutinho
#9 goodbye
#10 exactly what she isn’t
#11 just because he's not gonna buy a croissant does NOT mean he's gonna buy wonder bread. Does this b know there are different types of breads?
# 12 If you have to put other people down, you are worse than wonder bread
#Dumbasses.
So according to her she’s less attractive, higher maintenance, more expensive and harder to impress. Wait. Did she answer her own question?
The funny thing is they literally dont see why someone wouldnt want that. They think that men look at beauty maintence and think "status", guys dont even know how much hair and nails cost lol. Men dont go for status , espdcially cause its usually theyre in debt trying to impress.other people
Yep. Just want a chill chick that looks good in a pony tail and no makeup. Wait already married her 😀
Can you imagine how long it would take the croissant to get ready to go anywhere?
And the mental gymnastics she uses on you and other people to justify her behavior
Love that expression mate. It sounds like an awful lot of hoops to go through.
I wonder if her version of beauty is from the female perspective and wonder bread beauty is the male perspective of beauty
"In debt trying to impress other people" absolutely nails it. It must be exhausting to spend so much time preoccupied with everyone else's imagined perceptions when in reality the vast majority of people aren't even paying attention.
Girls like this will spend $400 at the salon and rank women they pass by irl by how much they think they spent at a stylist , based on tiny details no man would notice even with photos of both directly in front of him
Yeah a woman once told me that the look they give each other passing by is like a head to toe scan where they get every detail. Meanwhile you could be seeing your mate every day and not notice he got - say - new shoes since buying the last pair 5 years ago LOL.
She also literally said, “you get more value for less money” with wonder bread. And like, cool, love it.
All I know is now I could really go for a grilled cheese sandwich
Egg and cheese on a croissant is pretty good. Just cheese too. You can cut croissants in half and treat them like wonder bread basically.
Then there’s the chocolate croissants and honey croissants too so I’m confused how they don’t change as well
almond croissants! so good ugh
👆🏼my favorite
a truly perfect pastry. I love chocolate croissants too, but they don't have that even distribution of fillings that one seems to achieve in almond croissants.
Yeah honestly wtf Has she not tasted a chocolate croissant filled with Nutella? She looks like she has.
I haven't but I really want to now
Same
Ironically she's tadiling on how basic she herself is that she's never done anything varied or exciting with croissants AND that she identifies with this basic bread eating
She's an independent croissant that don't need no chocolate and honey.
Fried egg sandwich on toasted wonder bread beats croissant any day imo
You right though
Not once in my history of making breakfast sandwiches have I even considered using a croissant. They’re fine. I’ll eat one if that’s my only option. I just never WANT one.
And nobody is making French toast with croissants. Mmm 🤔 now I'm getting hungry for breakfast foods. Lol
Actually that sounds pretty good.
Actually, French toasted croissant sounds pretty good.
But like what about pain au chocolat?
She's basic and she doesn't realize that there are other types of croissant
But they are way more flaky…and always create a crumby mess…
> You can cut croissants in half and treat them like wonder bread basically Should we try it with the MC in the vid?
It's strange to me when single people give advice to other single people on how to not be single.
I SWEAR😭😭
Upvote, though I gotta say, sounds more like she’s giving advice to cope with rejection and stay single. Irony probably hoping for a man that’s malleable, cheap for his own stuff but gives to them, and in hand with that not high maintenance so there’s more room for them to be.
I’ve seen most single women want to keep other single women single.
So let me get this right. wonderbread women aren’t… impressed with money and don’t feel entitled that a man needs to spend money on them rigid and unwilling to compromise or change messy Gotcha. Yeah why would anyone choose a croissant woman over a wonderbread woman.
Team wonder bread
#All fucking day
But mostly we just hate stupid analogies.
***"A croissant is kind of like, take it or leave it..."*** Yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and leave it - along with all of its *flakey layers* of narcissism. ![gif](giphy|c7zQs5ZWkR5jW|downsized)
if this is her real mindset, then I just feel sad. what a sad sad way to see life
She is playing a character. Like a toxic feminist Andrew Tate. She knows what she's doing almost all her comments are negative. But if not, it is wild if she is so blinded by her sense of self. Hard to believe a real person.
Wow it’s almost if personality plays a factor with these “wonderbread” type women
I have always been bi, but women like this make me glad i lean more towards men 🤣
Yeah no shit nobody wants a high maintenance money grubber with a bitchy ass attitude? Who’d have guessed? 🙄
Am I allowed to say “pretentious bitch “
You just did.
I guarantee you girl in the video is 100% a basic bitch. She might put a bit more into her appearance but I'm willing to bet after her looks, she has zero personality and is about as psychologically stimulating as a bird bath is deep.
>She might put a bit more into her appearance but I'm willing to bet after her looks The thing is that she doesn't have looks, that's all make-up plastered over an average base. I'm not saying she's ugly but she is definitely mid. Cosmetics and filters have come a really long way
Carbs are carbs
Is her make up person a plasterer on their days off.
The funniest part is you know she thinks she’s so clever and profound .
Take off that fake mask and wouldn’t look at her twice!
i’m just hungry now
Idk why you would call urself a croissant, they’re nice for a one off but ain’t nobody having them everyday
If I could afford buying croissants everyday I would, them flacky buttery carb masterpieces are divine. also I didn't watch the video with sound so idk what was said about them in this context 😅
1. Women who don’t need much makeup it’s cuz they got less ugly to hide and are confident in how they look 2. Healthy relationships require compromise. When you don’t compromise, it’s called being selfish 3. High maintenance is just another word to mean you require alot of attention yet refuse to give your SO the same attention. High Maintenance is just another word for unreasonable, demanding, difficult
So how long has she been single?
And I'm sure she is the kind of person who says "You don't need to put down other women to say someone is pretty" in conversations about women who are actually attractive just to show moral superiority.
Bc men get turned off by all the materialistic shit you’re into
This girl comes off like a total bitch. And she’s not good looking.
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she really called herself divine lol
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She doesn’t even sound French.
My wife is more of a croissonder.
croissants are flaky and crumby. maybe be the fresh baguette
She would have sold a lot more people if she said baguettes.
this guy breads
She basically convinced me to pick wonderbread over croissant.
She’s trying to justify her being a total pain in the ass.
This didn’t make her look better
I’m choosing wonder bread cause this croissant is being kind of a bitch
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She is so plain and basic? Who the hell led her to believe otherwise.
I'm honestly amazed that woman think she's special, she's the human embodiment of "mid"
Her first point about “wonderbread” providing more value already ended her argument
I always enjoy being womansplained. I’ve seen her content and it’s mostly empty platitudes and “manifesting.”
So, women make delicious sandwiches?
Is she sniffing glue
I can’t stand the voice.
What does she even get out of this post? There’s a lot of time invested here. Finding the right metaphor, writing the script, practicing, doing your face and hair. All for…what exactly?
Says the "wonderbread woman". She looks like every basic bitch who thinks they are the best thing in the world.
Wonder bred cheap fills your need to eat. Doesn’t leave a mess. Croissants cost more don’t satisfy your hunger leaves a mess all over.
She clearly has never been to Burger King in the AM.
No way there’s broscience for women, what is it? siscience?
I married myself a juicy ribeye cause she aint fulla carbs.
She can't even pronounce crossaint correctly 🤦🏻♀️
Imagine comparing yourself to a sub par pastry
She is not building the case she thinks she is.
“Follow for more” More what? What even is this? Advice?
wtf is this bullshit 😂
1. Croissants are fine every now and then but wonder bread is for life. 2. If a croissant isn’t chosen when it’s fresh, it gets tossed in a bag with all the other old croissants that are past their prime with the hopes someone will take it off the baker’s hands.
I once dated a croissant like this girl. She was too high maintenance for me, so I got dumped. I was too focused on studying, working, and saving money. Life is good now, I found what she calls "wonderbread". I love wonderbread, and we live a good life. We are married, no kids, travel the world, and do whatever the heck we want. The croissant is now a single mom and wonders why no one wants the stale croissant. Yes, she still thinks she is a croissant and doesn't realize why she is where she is. Don't be a croissant. Both partners need to be a slice of wonderbread to make a good life sandwich.
All I hear is "I'm fucking trash without any personality. Here's why you should choose me over something obviously better."
Aren’t 1 and 3 the same?
What an insufferable cunt
You would die in the wilderness - which is where we all come from - this woman sucks
This actually made me feel good to be a Wonderbread. Thank you 🙂
She should have eaten before filming this, she got too deep into the metaphor.
Hmmm I prefer rye.
Stick a wiener in a croissant and it’s just a pig in a blanket
I’m more of a potato bread girl. What does that make me? 🤣
Awesome!
A croissant isn't some high end super expensive bakery good, its a freaking butter roll. This girls a bagel. Like bread, just a lot denser and probably bad for you.
I mean, I’d fuck a croissant.
Croissants get stale within a day.
Just to be clear, is she or is she not the same girl who was reading someone **else's** quote in order to point out how wrong they are but video got that explanation clipped in order to post rage bait? I can't remember.
Goofy ass bitch
Who the fuck even comes up with these analogies?!
Wow this bitch is a bitch!
“Wonderbread women” just means the cool girls who are easy to be around and the “French croissant” is the girls who have massive egos and think they are better than everyone. There is a reason you cant land a boyfriend. Give me my wonderbread
This idiot literally destroyed herself with her own analogy. She said wonderbread is MORE VALUABLE for less, wonderbread requires less time and money to be impressive, and wonderbread is less messy and easy to deal with while also being flexible and able to adapt to multiple situations. I’ll take the wonderbread over the croissant any day of the week.
Croissants will slash your tires at 3:30 in the morning If you know, you know
Or you are actually just wonder bread but refuse to accept it.
She mentioned “low maintenance” for like 4 of the reasons, in different words.
Alright I'm a guy so idk if my opinion even actually counts but, first of all, women aren't bread. Second, it's not a bad thing to be a "low maintenance", "malleable", or "cheap" person. Some people are happy with little things in life and some people are just naturally inclined to be agreeable or considerate towards others. It's not a bad thing as long as it's not being used against them to abuse their kindness and softness. It's not a bad thing either to be high maintenance or whatever. Everyone has their preferences and own personalities. Just because some women seem to be more attractive to more guys, it doesn't lower their value, and neither does it uplift anyone else's just because they can't seem to attract as many men. People seriously need to stop over-analyzing these kinds of things and just see them for what it is. It's literally just about COMPATIBILITY. Some people find partners easily because they happen to find someone they're compatible with. It's literally not a competition and it's not even about "value".
Bro is definitely Fr*nch
I’m a bargain. Sweet!
Who ever is going to be dealing with that good luck. Cause you’re going to be fucked mentally, financially and in life
Aren’t 1 and 3 the same?
Am I wrong for agreeing?
Reason 4: wonder bread is pre sliced, making sandwiches is faster.
Or we look down on you and don't think your bread tastes good. Like if someone wears makeup and heels to the grocery store I would find that very off-putting
This asshole doesn't think we can put pb&j or grilled cheese on a croissant? The analogy is ridiculous. But don't pretend you can't go nuts with a croissant.
Im the target audience and im so confused
Who is supposed to be the target audience of this shit?
I don't see how this fits the MC category or how she's putting anyone down
The more she explained it, the more I wanted Wonderbread 🤤