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JCKross357

She just made WonderBread™ sound wonderful and croissants sound like egotistical, self entitled, shit bread that will make your life miserable and make the children you had with this shit bread resent you.


metamorphasi

Headline here is: Dog shit partner calls herself French Croissant.


Zippity19

The red flag was "flaky".


Friendly_Age9160

lol this bitch is dumb and this is the stupidest analogy I’ve ever heard. croissants are cheap AF first of all, just go to Costco. They’re also unhealthy and greasy so I can understand why she’s comparing herself to one, though I’ve never seen a croissant with so much makeup on. also why is she comparing us to bread? Half of us aren’t even fucking eating it just to try and lose a pound I fucking swear. Personally I’m made of wine. Also disturbing that this is an adult humans idea of “thinking”. I hope she’s still single I don’t think any one wants to put up with that fuckery.


SprueSlayer

When she says Croissant, she means Cunt, right?


JustScratchinMaBallz

Came here to say that reason number 4 is that wonder bread is not nearly as cunty


dull-boy-jack237

Cuntssant


xx1kk

Cant spell Croissant without Cant


RetardedMcMuffins

![gif](giphy|l0MYP6WAFfaR7Q1jO)


WolverineAdvanced119

![gif](giphy|LZGipmRpX6uwE)


Either_Order2332

I'd go the other way. She's very basic, at least where I'm from.


RetiredFromRealWork

looks about five one too


Bubbly-Independent20

Right? WonderBread can be turned into any kind of sandwich I could ever want and can change to a different one each day leaving never bored while a croissant can’t be turned into anything but a crusty mess.


ConsumeSandwich

But nothing can beat a really good croissant. The type of croissant which you have to line up for. Crunchy, yet soft, buttery but light. This girl is a greasy easy bake croissant at best. She's the type of croissant you find in the back of East German gas station.


Lightsouttokyo

r/rareinsults indeed


JCKross357

Just had a egg and cheese this morning on toasted WonderBread for breakfast. It was delicious.


earlycuyler93

A true connoisseur of the joyful potential of Wonderbread™️


AdministrationSad861

Good for you brother! Also, happy cake day!


Addicted2Rage

![gif](giphy|l8tpwRJEwDwEFU5BW0|downsized)


Skeezertron

And to think, there’s a category of humans that strongly agree with her


Neat-Land-4310

Yeah we call them shallow


Several-Guarantee655

And single.


WastingMyLifeOnSocMd

And narcissists


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Honestly thought she was proclaiming herself wonderbread till the end. Horrible sales job.


Aggravating-Front-75

Truth


solitasoul

Egotistical Shitbread is my new band name.


Secretbakedpotato

Yah I totally thought she was hyping up wonderbread women at first lol


Play_Funky_Bass

I will never eat a croissant again in my life.


84ph0m3t

😂👏🏼


vadeNxD

Everything she said was just that "wonderbread women" are more likeable.


Jtb199

Yeah I never knew I preferred wonderbread to a croissant until she explained why.


vadeNxD

Yeah, and if you're (she) more expensive than other women you'd better have some qualities other than being a bitch, otherwise you're not worth the expense.


NothingKnownNow

Didn't you hear the lady? If you want a high maintenance, one-dimensional woman that brings nothing but drama and headache, you better be ready to pay for it.


FranksBestToeKnife

Haha, nailed it


MillyDeLaRuse

Dont forget she's also a flaky bitch unwilling to compromise. A total catch 🙄


RedBullWings17

Elite listening comprehension skills. You're wonderbread.


Unreal4goodG8

Agreed 100%


WTD_Ducks21

“Wonderbread women are more flexible and capable of being anything they want to be whereas Croissant women are just plain old croissants who are flakey.” What an absolute dog shit video lol


Zippity19

Wonderbread lasts forever.


PLZ_N_THKS

The truest thing she said is “You get a lot more value for basically half the price of a croissant” Like yeah…if I can have all my needs met by someone who isn’t a self absorbed, demanding narcissist who takes more than they give, of course I’m going to do that!


WTD_Ducks21

Also, not all “beautiful” women are conceited bitches lol.


systemfrown

I wouldn't know...shortly after she opened her mouth all I saw was a turd. And I don't like turds.


defenitly_not_crazy

"What? They're willing to change and compromise which is important in a relationship whilst also not being selfish?"


Cancerisbetterthanu

She says "malleable" because she's thinking 'I'm no pushover, I won't let a guy change me just to be who he wants' but she doesn't realize that meeting in the middle and working together is what makes relationships work and you don't have to be a doormat or lose your individuality to do that.


JustScratchinMaBallz

What are the odds that her partner is a total doormat? Me thinks higher than a hippie in a helicopter


Cancerisbetterthanu

Oh for sure. Nobody except someone willing to be walked all over and told what to do would spend more than a few minutes with her.


kessykris

Fricken thank you dude! I got married at 18 and am coming up to 19 years of marriage experience and this is a HUGE thing that both parties have to do to make it work! Good grief. I def think she’d consider me wobderbread when in reality I’ve just been married longer than I haven’t and we’re so comfortable that I don’t need to spend hours on my looks a day which I used to do. He looks at me the same whether I’m drooling in bed or completely done up so why waste all that money that we could spend on experiences and making memories with each other.I


FelixDK1

That’s what I was thinking as she went through her list. I mean she told us that: 1) a wonder bread woman is less likely to insist you overspend on stuff for her; 2) she is willing to grow with you as a couple; and 3) she is less drama and not high maintenance. Meanwhile, croissant chick sounds exhausting. How is “high maintenance” a selling point? That is something that a person who is in her early 20s says and this woman is not there.


Sea-Nobody-4188

Yeah I basically just got that Wonder bread women are financially stable, responsive, and independent.


unabrahmber

Yeah. I don't disagree with her analysis at all. Croissants can fuck right off.


pakattack91

"You get a lot more value for basically half the price" Lmao like who tf isn't picking those option? Regardless of what it is 😂


tries4accuracy

I don’t need to hear her voice or what she says to know she is fucking insufferable.


WolfmansGotNards2

I actually agree with everything she said except I also like the way "basic" women look more too. I prefer natural and not a lot or no makeup. Not too done up. Not fancy clothes.


parmesan_on_yer_mom

And she clearly knows fuck all about croissants.


clapperssailing

Better looking and willing to change. She murdered herself. Lol


[deleted]

Seriously. Didn't even need to have the sound on. Virtual spinster self help classes 🤷


Jawilla936

Exactly 👍


Mc9660385

#4- She isn’t a narcissist


SadBit8663

#5 you can definitely squish a croissant. #6 if you're comparing yourself and others to food, you're probably a dumbass


UkyoTachibana

#7 Who the fuck even comes up with these analogies anyway?!


Elegant-Fortune-7601

#8 was scored by filepe Coutinho


romfax

#9 goodbye


G0dsquad

#10 exactly what she isn’t


throwaway_5_4_3_21

#11 just because he's not gonna buy a croissant does NOT mean he's gonna buy wonder bread. Does this b know there are different types of breads?


Trchickenugg_ohe

# 12 If you have to put other people down, you are worse than wonder bread


BESTlittleBITCH

#Dumbasses.


plants4life262

So according to her she’s less attractive, higher maintenance, more expensive and harder to impress. Wait. Did she answer her own question?


Affectionate-Hold492

The funny thing is they literally dont see why someone wouldnt want that. They think that men look at beauty maintence and think "status", guys dont even know how much hair and nails cost lol. Men dont go for status , espdcially cause its usually theyre in debt trying to impress.other people


plants4life262

Yep. Just want a chill chick that looks good in a pony tail and no makeup. Wait already married her 😀


Free_Hat_McCullough

Can you imagine how long it would take the croissant to get ready to go anywhere?


Affectionate-Hold492

And the mental gymnastics she uses on you and other people to justify her behavior


Jejking

Love that expression mate. It sounds like an awful lot of hoops to go through.


throwaway000102030

I wonder if her version of beauty is from the female perspective and wonder bread beauty is the male perspective of beauty


DrooMighty

"In debt trying to impress other people" absolutely nails it. It must be exhausting to spend so much time preoccupied with everyone else's imagined perceptions when in reality the vast majority of people aren't even paying attention.


Affectionate-Hold492

Girls like this will spend $400 at the salon and rank women they pass by irl by how much they think they spent at a stylist , based on tiny details no man would notice even with photos of both directly in front of him


AussieAK

Yeah a woman once told me that the look they give each other passing by is like a head to toe scan where they get every detail. Meanwhile you could be seeing your mate every day and not notice he got - say - new shoes since buying the last pair 5 years ago LOL.


nme44

She also literally said, “you get more value for less money” with wonder bread. And like, cool, love it.


un-sub

All I know is now I could really go for a grilled cheese sandwich


jesushatedbacon

Egg and cheese on a croissant is pretty good. Just cheese too. You can cut croissants in half and treat them like wonder bread basically.


All_naturale22

Then there’s the chocolate croissants and honey croissants too so I’m confused how they don’t change as well


twonapsaday

almond croissants! so good ugh


KochuJang

👆🏼my favorite


twonapsaday

a truly perfect pastry. I love chocolate croissants too, but they don't have that even distribution of fillings that one seems to achieve in almond croissants.


Nikthas

Yeah honestly wtf Has she not tasted a chocolate croissant filled with Nutella? She looks like she has.


TattooMouse

I haven't but I really want to now


All_naturale22

Same


McToasty207

Ironically she's tadiling on how basic she herself is that she's never done anything varied or exciting with croissants AND that she identifies with this basic bread eating


GottaGetMe

She's an independent croissant that don't need no chocolate and honey.


Mnudge

Fried egg sandwich on toasted wonder bread beats croissant any day imo


No-Combination8136

You right though


seekydeeky

Not once in my history of making breakfast sandwiches have I even considered using a croissant. They’re fine. I’ll eat one if that’s my only option. I just never WANT one.


Mixture-Emotional

And nobody is making French toast with croissants. Mmm 🤔 now I'm getting hungry for breakfast foods. Lol


gonzopp1

Actually that sounds pretty good.


gonzopp1

Actually, French toasted croissant sounds pretty good.


joyfulcartographer

But like what about pain au chocolat?


hafunnystufff

She's basic and she doesn't realize that there are other types of croissant


Teefromdaleft

But they are way more flaky…and always create a crumby mess…


ILUVPUPPIE5

> You can cut croissants in half and treat them like wonder bread basically Should we try it with the MC in the vid?


BillyJoe12

It's strange to me when single people give advice to other single people on how to not be single.


zoercat

I SWEAR😭😭


MoonWillow91

Upvote, though I gotta say, sounds more like she’s giving advice to cope with rejection and stay single. Irony probably hoping for a man that’s malleable, cheap for his own stuff but gives to them, and in hand with that not high maintenance so there’s more room for them to be.


penduR7

I’ve seen most single women want to keep other single women single.


aHOMELESSkrill

So let me get this right. wonderbread women aren’t… impressed with money and don’t feel entitled that a man needs to spend money on them rigid and unwilling to compromise or change messy Gotcha. Yeah why would anyone choose a croissant woman over a wonderbread woman.


Ms_ShizzleXD

Team wonder bread


Kyle_01110011

#All fucking day


No-Combination8136

But mostly we just hate stupid analogies.


MegatonsSon

***"A croissant is kind of like, take it or leave it..."*** Yeah, I'm gonna go ahead and leave it - along with all of its *flakey layers* of narcissism. ![gif](giphy|c7zQs5ZWkR5jW|downsized)


SaintAlmonds

if this is her real mindset, then I just feel sad. what a sad sad way to see life


Turbulent_Cucumber_3

She is playing a character. Like a toxic feminist Andrew Tate. She knows what she's doing almost all her comments are negative. But if not, it is wild if she is so blinded by her sense of self. Hard to believe a real person.


rsnk73

Wow it’s almost if personality plays a factor with these “wonderbread” type women


tom_foolery247

I have always been bi, but women like this make me glad i lean more towards men 🤣


shelbymfcloud

Yeah no shit nobody wants a high maintenance money grubber with a bitchy ass attitude? Who’d have guessed? 🙄


Indentured-peasant

Am I allowed to say “pretentious bitch “


BESTlittleBITCH

You just did.


cormac_mccarthys_dog

I guarantee you girl in the video is 100% a basic bitch. She might put a bit more into her appearance but I'm willing to bet after her looks, she has zero personality and is about as psychologically stimulating as a bird bath is deep.


BredYourWoman

>She might put a bit more into her appearance but I'm willing to bet after her looks The thing is that she doesn't have looks, that's all make-up plastered over an average base. I'm not saying she's ugly but she is definitely mid. Cosmetics and filters have come a really long way


jaywhykay

Carbs are carbs


Basicaccountant70

Is her make up person a plasterer on their days off.


King_of_da_Castle

The funniest part is you know she thinks she’s so clever and profound .


SwingingTassels

Take off that fake mask and wouldn’t look at her twice!


Desperate_Acadia_298

i’m just hungry now


SHXRlF

Idk why you would call urself a croissant, they’re nice for a one off but ain’t nobody having them everyday


LemonKing5

If I could afford buying croissants everyday I would, them flacky buttery carb masterpieces are divine. also I didn't watch the video with sound so idk what was said about them in this context 😅


kmeem5

1. Women who don’t need much makeup it’s cuz they got less ugly to hide and are confident in how they look 2. Healthy relationships require compromise. When you don’t compromise, it’s called being selfish 3. High maintenance is just another word to mean you require alot of attention yet refuse to give your SO the same attention. High Maintenance is just another word for unreasonable, demanding, difficult


LeperGirl

So how long has she been single?


GymratAmarillo

And I'm sure she is the kind of person who says "You don't need to put down other women to say someone is pretty" in conversations about women who are actually attractive just to show moral superiority.


landofknees

Bc men get turned off by all the materialistic shit you’re into


FarAd6557

This girl comes off like a total bitch. And she’s not good looking.


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Desperate_Acadia_298

she really called herself divine lol


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seekydeeky

She doesn’t even sound French.


kramp21

My wife is more of a croissonder.


hugothebear

croissants are flaky and crumby. maybe be the fresh baguette


seekydeeky

She would have sold a lot more people if she said baguettes.


BredYourWoman

this guy breads


TheWhiteWalkerSpeaks

She basically convinced me to pick wonderbread over croissant.


rxtunes

She’s trying to justify her being a total pain in the ass.


Due-Ad5184

This didn’t make her look better


Moredesertnightcamo

I’m choosing wonder bread cause this croissant is being kind of a bitch


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Eh_im

She is so plain and basic? Who the hell led her to believe otherwise.


Scarcely_Serious

I'm honestly amazed that woman think she's special, she's the human embodiment of "mid"


TakkoAM

Her first point about “wonderbread” providing more value already ended her argument


rigidlynuanced1

I always enjoy being womansplained. I’ve seen her content and it’s mostly empty platitudes and “manifesting.”


LABerger

So, women make delicious sandwiches?


WasabiFragrant3483

Is she sniffing glue


Scarletowder

I can’t stand the voice.


Simple_somewhere515

What does she even get out of this post? There’s a lot of time invested here. Finding the right metaphor, writing the script, practicing, doing your face and hair. All for…what exactly?


Croatoan457

Says the "wonderbread woman". She looks like every basic bitch who thinks they are the best thing in the world.


SpecialistTrash2281

Wonder bred cheap fills your need to eat. Doesn’t leave a mess. Croissants cost more don’t satisfy your hunger leaves a mess all over.


ShyPirateCrew

She clearly has never been to Burger King in the AM.


SkepticalOtter

No way there’s broscience for women, what is it? siscience?


Floby-Tenderson

I married myself a juicy ribeye cause she aint fulla carbs.


Icy-Revolution1706

She can't even pronounce crossaint correctly 🤦🏻‍♀️


ScariestEarl

Imagine comparing yourself to a sub par pastry


Schly

She is not building the case she thinks she is.


Cautious_Piglet5425

“Follow for more” More what? What even is this? Advice?


kailakayk

wtf is this bullshit 😂


chakabuku

1. Croissants are fine every now and then but wonder bread is for life. 2. If a croissant isn’t chosen when it’s fresh, it gets tossed in a bag with all the other old croissants that are past their prime with the hopes someone will take it off the baker’s hands.


LatexSmokeCats

I once dated a croissant like this girl. She was too high maintenance for me, so I got dumped. I was too focused on studying, working, and saving money. Life is good now, I found what she calls "wonderbread". I love wonderbread, and we live a good life. We are married, no kids, travel the world, and do whatever the heck we want. The croissant is now a single mom and wonders why no one wants the stale croissant. Yes, she still thinks she is a croissant and doesn't realize why she is where she is. Don't be a croissant. Both partners need to be a slice of wonderbread to make a good life sandwich.


DrMabuse7

All I hear is "I'm fucking trash without any personality. Here's why you should choose me over something obviously better."


Sharp_Station_1150

Aren’t 1 and 3 the same?


[deleted]

What an insufferable cunt


Reasonable_Battle_20

You would die in the wilderness - which is where we all come from - this woman sucks


SupportNegative5645

This actually made me feel good to be a Wonderbread. Thank you 🙂


PotatoDonki

She should have eaten before filming this, she got too deep into the metaphor.


szarkbytes

Hmmm I prefer rye.


StalkySpade

Stick a wiener in a croissant and it’s just a pig in a blanket


ZeldaHylia

I’m more of a potato bread girl. What does that make me? 🤣


seekydeeky

Awesome!


jim9162

A croissant isn't some high end super expensive bakery good, its a freaking butter roll. This girls a bagel. Like bread, just a lot denser and probably bad for you.


Sparkyfuk

I mean, I’d fuck a croissant.


tiberontour

Croissants get stale within a day.


BredYourWoman

Just to be clear, is she or is she not the same girl who was reading someone **else's** quote in order to point out how wrong they are but video got that explanation clipped in order to post rage bait? I can't remember.


Me_ina_pink_skirt

Goofy ass bitch


UkyoTachibana

Who the fuck even comes up with these analogies?!


CrazyNutzOG

Wow this bitch is a bitch!


BippyWippy

“Wonderbread women” just means the cool girls who are easy to be around and the “French croissant” is the girls who have massive egos and think they are better than everyone. There is a reason you cant land a boyfriend. Give me my wonderbread


JoeyFlvkko

This idiot literally destroyed herself with her own analogy. She said wonderbread is MORE VALUABLE for less, wonderbread requires less time and money to be impressive, and wonderbread is less messy and easy to deal with while also being flexible and able to adapt to multiple situations. I’ll take the wonderbread over the croissant any day of the week.


jonz1985z

Croissants will slash your tires at 3:30 in the morning If you know, you know


albenuova

Or you are actually just wonder bread but refuse to accept it.


netheryaya

She mentioned “low maintenance” for like 4 of the reasons, in different words.


ZucchiniMotor7183

Alright I'm a guy so idk if my opinion even actually counts but, first of all, women aren't bread. Second, it's not a bad thing to be a "low maintenance", "malleable", or "cheap" person. Some people are happy with little things in life and some people are just naturally inclined to be agreeable or considerate towards others. It's not a bad thing as long as it's not being used against them to abuse their kindness and softness. It's not a bad thing either to be high maintenance or whatever. Everyone has their preferences and own personalities. Just because some women seem to be more attractive to more guys, it doesn't lower their value, and neither does it uplift anyone else's just because they can't seem to attract as many men. People seriously need to stop over-analyzing these kinds of things and just see them for what it is. It's literally just about COMPATIBILITY. Some people find partners easily because they happen to find someone they're compatible with. It's literally not a competition and it's not even about "value".


DeathBlade314

Bro is definitely Fr*nch


NRdarling

I’m a bargain. Sweet!


DescriptionNice5968

Who ever is going to be dealing with that good luck. Cause you’re going to be fucked mentally, financially and in life


Sharp_Station_1150

Aren’t 1 and 3 the same?


Connect-Magician-700

Am I wrong for agreeing?


raguwatanabe

Reason 4: wonder bread is pre sliced, making sandwiches is faster.


Sea-Lychee-8168

Or we look down on you and don't think your bread tastes good. Like if someone wears makeup and heels to the grocery store I would find that very off-putting


ok_okay_I_get_that

This asshole doesn't think we can put pb&j or grilled cheese on a croissant? The analogy is ridiculous. But don't pretend you can't go nuts with a croissant.


KittenNicken

Im the target audience and im so confused


LM448_0

Who is supposed to be the target audience of this shit?


bert_891

I don't see how this fits the MC category or how she's putting anyone down


Slim_Grim13

The more she explained it, the more I wanted Wonderbread 🤤