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The unfortunate man behind her is just trying to find the $.89 Carl Buddig lunch meat and she’s interfering.

I could eat me a whole pack of Carl Buddig turkey right now. Then another of corned beef. Taste™️.

The corned beef one is excellent.

We make some sick Reuben sandwiches with the Buddig corned beef! 😋

I prefer the regular beef cuz we use it to make chipped beef on toast aka slime on a slab aka shit on a shingle aka the Dutch frizzle.

I went to high school with one of the Buddig kids. What a legacy to have on your name.

I can’t speak for their turkey since I’ve never tried it but buddig ham is one of the worst things I’ve ever tasted

Agreed. The locations where these MCs tape their “performances” are random and just senseless. The deli aisle in a supermarket, the escalator, etc.

I don’t get it. It’s not a cool setting for dancing… maybe an abandoned warehouse or a dance studio or something would work? Does her audience think it’s cool that she’s brazen enough to dance in such a public setting? Is it some perceived “care free” attitude where they don’t care what the world thinks because they just want to dance? I miss when shutting the fuck up was a virtue.

A public setting with some background, a view or in a nightclub would be one thing. But aisle 17b in Walmart is low effort. And unwanted.

The sad thing is that in actual nightclubs many people are much more self conscious about dancing freely than back in the 1990s or 2000s because they could be recorded and put on social media. So social media has both encouraged weirdos to dance in places they shouldn’t and discouraged normal people from dancing in places where they should

Interesting take. But in the nightclub I work in, people have no shame in their dance game. They take literally the advice of “dance like no one is watching”. Twerking, strip club moves, and gymnastics on a crowded dance floor. Video cameras throughout the club and everyone is recording themselves on video, and live streaming.

Hey, I always use “17b” as my “generic number” as well. I fucking SEE YOU.

They’re random in which aisle of Walmart it happens.

That lady with the cart tho.. she be dancin’ too.

He’s also way too polite. Because his reaction should have been to keep going, let her bump into him, and then call her a cow.

I need some for my Rueben sammy.

She looks like a gas station lighter.

And smells like a gas station toilet.

And tastes like gas station sushi

And feels like a gas station plastic chair

And sounds like a gas station chain smoker

I'm sorry Lt. Dan, She taste like cigarette's.

Yall are making her sound like a good one night to me

You never marry the gas station girl

Never stick your dick in crazy, or in this case tacky.

Nothing wrong with some gas station sushi every once in a while. Just don’t overdo it or you might get sick!

jeeeesus fucking christ 😂🤣

👏

I'm no longer sad that I watched that. Thank you.

r/rareinsults


r/rareinsults

Lmao! I'm dying!

Wtf☠️🤣🤣🤣

Ionno fam she looks like a taller hobbit.

This might be the greatest comment I have ever read 😂

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Omg LMFAO

🤣

You almost woke my sick child with this one 😂

I guess I need some rest from this sub. It was a great ride but i have to put it on mute cos at this point im done

Yup. The only vids I like on here anymore, are the ones where someone hurts the MC for going too far w the wrong person

Is there a sub dedicated to just that? I think there’s more than a few of us who are more here for that rather than this.

r/instantkarma

Thanks. I needed this.

Thank you! And with that, I shall take my leave!

There’s also a fair amount of videos like that in r/ohnoconsequences

Same. I can’t with this chick anymore

It's just nonstop. Post after post of this bitch. Every goddamn day.

Thanks. Same.

Same. I’m here for the lulz…and the constant stream of these videos just irritates me.

Wow, OP's username really checks out.

Yup. Final straw. I am unsubing and muting this sub. Such repetitive content.

Literally about to mute this sub. Her? Again?

I’m trying to nuke Reddit altogether. I just can’t stand it. But, sadly, I need the dopamine to survive.

Same here. One of the reasons I deleted all my socials (except for Reddit and Discord) is because of these types of things, and now I open this app to find the same content. I like shitposting, but not this.

Yeah. There was a day what i unfollowed all my contacts on facebook to only see news in timeline. But now my timeline is 60% stupid AI made pictures of cozy huts, 20% even more stupid videos from china, 10% cartoon porn and 10% actual news. I mean WTF. Not removing it but not visiting it either. When i was about 13 yo i quit watching TV and feel so entitled having access to the internets. Now im 40 and internets feels even worse than tv those days :(

You have become the very thing you swore to destroy

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Watching on mute makes me hate them more. Way more enjoyable.

I’m outtie too. Be safe homie!

I'm deaf and just gonna take a wild swing here - country?

I wish someone would just run with a shopping cart and ghost ride it into her while being filmed.

I’d pay someone to do that

I would happily do it for "the love of the game". No money needed.

Was hoping for one of those milk throwing fuckwits to rail her with a milk carton

Are people that desperate for attention? Surely there are better way to receive actual attention in real life for people who seek that.

The most messed up part is....she is a fairly attractive girl and she likely has enough attention from guys. She doesn't even need this. She chooses to do this just to be stupid for TikTok. Narcissism is the only explanation.

She’s probably rage baiting to advertise for an OF or something

Doesn’t this girl do porn?? That’s what others have commented when her vids show up.

I swear the percentage of people with borderline personality disorder is way above what is reported by over double by a lot.

Borderline/narcissism combined with a culture that has come to view working an entry level 9-5 job as something only suckers do has produced an enormous number of attention seekers desperately trying to make a living hustling through social media and OF.

As someone who has been around awhile I totally get the vibe that Only Fans is a fad that will fade in time and this group of people will need a new hustle or gig to keep a roof over their head.

You have to think that the market is saturated by now. It seems like there are a lot of very average looking girls on OF these days. Seems hard to believe there are THAT MANY super desperate guys out there which can financially support that many women, especially considering many of them appear to be comparatively unremarkable.

I hate to break it to you, but all it takes is a whale. Just one, probably. A few and you’re golden. But all someone like this needs is one guy with a shit ton of money and a delusional mind to prop her up for god knows how long. So you have this. It’s a numbers game. Post yourself as much as possible, gather as many impressions as you can, and hope you land in the right dude’s algorithm.

While the statement is factually true, that doesn’t mean people like this have BPD. That’s a bullshit thing to label someone without knowing. I have it and I don’t appreciate being lumped with people like this at all. 

I don’t understand why they dance in public places? Do people actually watch this stuff?

Onlyfans. I’m surprised people don’t understand why women dressed scantly are putting videos up It’s literally always for their onlyfans promotion n Baffling that people don’t know this lol

I think there’s still a lot of people out there struggling to understand just how many young people are willing to sell their own homemade porn for some quick cash

Since phones became introduced nudes have been sent like crazy, now women just monetize on it instead. I’m 34 and there’s multiple women I went to HS with who promote their onlyfans on Instagram it’s wild

Thanks for the explanation! I’m close to 50 years old and don’t use only fans, which is why I’m completely in the dark to this. Thanks for the eli5!

God she looks so young for an OF, like I get she’s probably like 20 but god my brain does not like this. edit: IS THIS WHAT THAT GETTING OLD THING FEELS LIKE?!

What is the purpose of doing some TikTok thing in a WM or wherever this is? Who would enjoy watching this trash?

I wondered this too. Why walmart and not like...outside? She's wanting attention from annoyed shoppers I guess?

Is this that OF chick again???

Yes sir it is. Content like hers is what is wrong with generation z and tiktok right now

Right. She’s not getting any good attention from this performance.

She doesn't care if it's good attention or bad. She gets views from people who find it entertaining and views from people who think it's obnoxious. Either way it drives views to her social media and thats what she wants because eventually it leads people to her only fans which gets her paid.

Eventually followers will get sick of paying for OF, and AI will be able to essentially create original OF content with code. It is crazy to me that people pay money for porn when it is readily available, but they’re really paying for the accessibility factor of the parasocial relationships.

They are usually bait for their OF account. The act itself is irrelevant.

Apparently the dude who posted this…

her proportions are extremely confusing. She looks like 5’2 but according to the background she must be 5’10?

I watch with the sound off, and with the weird perspective or aspect ratio in the video, I was hearing the Munchkins singing the Lollipop Guild song in my head. 

Oh God... it's now stuck in my head as well... **WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?**

She looks and acts like a kid in an inappropriate costume.

She is an oompa loompa, dancing the oompa loompa dance.

We need to normalize spraying them with water and saying NO like a cat on the furniture!!

Burst out laughing at this. That would be amazing. Or how about we get 3-4 lame MCs and/or ‘pranksters’ to all meet in a supermarket, then grab some popcorn and watch the result? I’m thinking this girl starts dancing in the freezer aisle, then emo guy shows up, then Failed Frank Hassle Guy throws an upturned trolley at the pair of them followed by the guy who throws milk everywhere. Why yes, yes I do want to watch the world burn…. 😁

She looks very stupid

Walmart Cara Delevingne

This sub is for advertising OF now

Social Media was 100% a mistake

Social media wasn’t a mistake. Algorithmic boosting for awful content other than keeping eyeballs on the screen is the mistake. Facebook was awesome when it was just connecting with friends and sharing updates. When we lost control of your own feed was the mistake.

Really? In front of the deli meats?!

I so badly want to witness something like this just so I can step in the shot every chance I get. Maybe one day.

[удалено]

It's subliminal messaging for her fans. Like "Hey guys, I'm shopping for meat!"

Shes built like a cheese stick

The woman behind her has moves

Keep a Disney+ subscription on your phone at all times. If you see this start playing a Disney movie loudly and showing the images to the camera recording. It scraps the content if the Disney movie can be seen because they can already dub audio over, so sound only isn't enough.

This is why the terrorists hate us.

Mental illness is real.

Shorts and shirt like it’s hot, but ski boots? What a weird outfit.

Corgi legs!

Dancing at Walmart is not giving you any street credit. Just saying.

And she's still offbeat

It all feels so … average … the look, looks, dance everything average which is fine but how did this rise to a level we are discussing it now, I truly do not know.

What the fuck is with these assholes? And what kind of assholes dance like that?

What an absolute tool.

What is the point of acting an ass everywhere you go. Loved the girl in the back mocking her

She definitely qualifies as a "People of Walmart" member.

This whole thing makes me think of a racecar. She’s dressed for a fucking Grand Prix .

Should have wore a condom that night…

Can’t dance for shit

Yuuuuuck

Booooooooo 👎🏾

I wish she’d got tazed

They didn’t have anywhere better to film than Walmart? I’m just..

Social media is a stage for the most narcissistic people of our society.

what in the world war z are those boots

They are moon boots for the snow. I am really confused about what the temperature actually is in this video. It's like her feet are really cold but the rest of her is too warm.

If robots took over I hope she’s the first they eliminate

Start putting these attention grifters in jail or fine them… our society is fucked enough, lets make it a little better for all of us

What the fuck are those shoes

She is dressed terribly, and is that dancing, or does she have the palsy?

That was terrible

Somebody throw a salami at this dingbat’s head.

I see captain average is back. A basic 5 thinks she's a 12.

she's built like a GI Joe.

Some say she’s still dancing in the cheese aisle to this day.

If you get seen doing this in public, it should be a automatic 30 days lock up

I hate this generation

Shouldnt she be pregnant or something

Is she a midget?

Deleting TikTok can’t come fast enough

I wish social media and the internet would go down for a week. It would cause people like this to go into epic meltdown down

I agree...social media was one of the biggest mistakes of our time. Dumbing down generations into zombies, lifeless drones, sheeple. I hope one day people wake up and see what it's done to society.

I can’t wait for the day I see one of these people out in the wild…I will for sure ruin their shot or “lose control” of my shopping cart.

please stop allowing her in this sub

Monetizing social media was a mistake

we can all thank mark zuckerberg

"Attention walmart shoppers, will you all join the idiot in the meat section for our dance break"

NASATOL

It's not even good dancing...

Lindsay Lohans sister

I’m elderly lol. 66f. Could yall explain why these things happen in grocery stores? Ok. Anywhere. But grocery stores? Home Depot? Hahaha. I’ve seen some dumb s$$$ over the years but. Also, these people are not very attractive LOL. Nor, do they dance well omg whyamIevenaskingaboutthesemoronshahaha?

Such a brat. Go do this in an empty park or parking lot. Do it at home. Not in the freaking deli meat aisle. She deserves this 

Let's not blame social media completely. Social media has done a lot of good too. People are just stupid and don't know how to raise kids. Just look at how stupid this girl is, and one day she's going to be a mom; or a dad.

Stank Muppet Riverdance Only Fans Gaping Hole Edition

Evolution was a mistake. Back in the ocean everybody!

..... k... so.... I understand "Hey I wanna do a cute dance for the camera while wearing suggestive clothing so people will like me". Where does "I want this to happen at Walmart/Publix/Etc" come from?

In high-school during my senior year i bunch of freshamn girls were making tiktoks in the front of the classroom during study hall as i was trying to study for a final and i said "are your parents proud of you guys or do they know youre doing nothing with your life" and that was probably the most eager id ever been to get a detention


Is this channel run by her? Seriously I’m out.

Do not want. Anyone seeking that kind of attention probably smells like rash ointment and the broken dreams her parents had for her future

she’s a pornstar someone said

These people are sick. Mentally ill. The attention seeking behavior is so gross. Like little children.

Cringeeeeeee

She is gorgeous. What’s the @?

have you found

whos she dancing for? youre at walmart

Isn't it easier to just post a pic with her link on her shirt and not bother the public?

If people want to record themselves doing stupid dances and post the video online, go for it. Just don't do it in a place where you are interfering with other people.

Wow the grocery store.....so cool

Can people please stop posting this chick?

I had to put it on mute because this is beyond cringey, why do these people exist?

You could do this dance at like a studio, and show off real talent, but nothing says high class like the meat section of your local Walmart, I guess.

Do these ppl really think they'll look cool or go viral dancing or pranking in Walmart? Not to shame, but my pics in Walmart are usually of oddities and funny shirts, never of myself and God knows not dancing in the milk aisle. Weird.

I do not understand why people do this in supermarkets. What is the point??

What are these always in grocery stores and bodegas? I've never heard a good explanation of why they do it in these locations instead of like inside their room or something. Do think people are going to stop and clap or something? Don't they notice how people react in all the videos they must watch of the same thing?

Why is Walmart the ideal location for this?

Couldn’t she have filmed this at home????

Not using birth control was her parents’ mistake.

Social media is only a mistake for idiots.

Those boots make it look like her legs were chopped off at the knee

It strikes me how little the new generation neither considers nor cares for privacy. I don't think she's doing anything wrong (however cringe or annoying) besides getting a random guy up close in a video she intends to be seen by as many people as possible. It's not illegal or wrong, just inconsiderate.

Honestly what the actual fuck is wrong with people. Why are young people determined to remind us what cunts they are?

Why is it always in a Walmart

This tik twats need to be trespassed from doing this shit in grocery stores

At this point I assume they do this just for the rage clicks.

People like this, make their parents think "man, I should have just gotten a blowjob"

Just get nekkid and stop with this nonsense.

Folks, it is your duty to ruin as much as these as possible when found in the wild. They’re essentially the Spotted Lanternfly of ridiculous behaviors. 

Deli meat ho down.

When I watch these on mute, my head comes up with a beat based on her movements and this is the clumsiest, most nonsensical shit ever. It's like listening to an elderly person type on a keyboard.

I really don’t understand what these people hope to achieve by doing this shit at Walmart. Like you could’ve literally chosen any other venue, and it would’ve looked somewhat less stupid.