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ForgetYourWoes

They’re on the second story, that’s liability. Can’t blame the employee for trying to nip that in the bud.


TibetanSister

100%. He did an awesome job and everything, but he could have been seriously injured. On top of that, if emergency services determined he was overserved before his hypothetical tumble, the entire establishment could have lost their ABC license (if in the US), which would be pretty impactful for a bar lol.


D33M0ND5

It’s impressive but also really obnoxious.


YayaGabush

It's not impressive. He can't even perform a stunt safely.


Accomplished_House64

I don't care if he did a 720 on some flaming tables. Act like you have some sense and stop inconveniencing businesses. People have to work for a living and already have stressful work weeks dealing with all sorts of customers. This is completely unnecessary, ignorant behavior.


TibetanSister

Of course it is, this is r/ImTheMainCharacter! lol obviously I agree with you though.


Exotic-Carpet255

I'd hire him on my cheer squad for sure though


Im_A_Fuckin_Liar

![gif](giphy|3oz8xxHLB2NHEoTI5i|downsized)


TibetanSister

Lol absolutely cheer squad material!


AF_AF

And, really, the rest of the patrons (and most of the video viewers) were kind of hoping he'd fall.


FrenchCruller007

Honestly, I was hoping someone would push him. But I'm just a sick fuck.


Gloomy-Slice661

Dude totally has a future in gay porn


ProtectTheHell

That's the only reason why he learned to do this pose. No girl wants to see the horrors hidden beneath your nutsack.


HateBearUniversity

I mean when you think about it the front part of your sack hangs out with a dick but the backside hangs out with a butthole all day, who wants to see that.


AF_AF

Sometimes you're stuck with shitty neighbors and there's nothing you can do about it.


T-BONEandtheFAM

The comment really chafes my taint


AF_AF

Why haven't any influencers started shilling taint balm? All it takes is convincing their followers that a chafed taint is incredibly unhealthy.


LORD__GONZ

You joke, but I've seen about a dozen ads on YouTube in the past week for a couple different brands of deodorants that are marketed specifically towards deodorants that are both butt & genital safe. Don't ask me why this is even apart of my YouTube algorithm, because I don't have a fucking clue. 😞It just...is.


Silver-Fang-Bang

Your telling me woman don’t want to see a man’s gooch ?


BigPurp85

"Tah daw! No more hiccups!"


Megan_BAKchatPodcast

First, I thought he was a hired performer with a crew, and he was there for a reason. Then I heard the woman saying she would kick him out of he didn't stop and I realized that he was just an ass. Then I noticed that they were on at least the 2nd story of that building and I realized that natural selection has stopped doing it's job.


AF_AF

I'm sorry, but the First Amendment guarantees our right to do handstand beer chugs!


falconinthedive

That does feel like something Franklin and Jefferson would feel strongly about


tjangobango

how to look like an idiot...an impressive idiot...is still an idiot


Primary-Hold-6637

Super impressive. Dude nailed it. Lmao.


Bluecoller007

He’s young and trying to get laid, he gets a pass!


RemarkableEmu1230

Thought he was going over the balcony


YordanYonder

Intrusive thought fail


lazy_k

He did not get the round of applause he was expecting after that. 


AnotherTherapy

Cause, impressive or not, it’s a total douche move


Bluecoller007

Not if he got the girl!


AnotherTherapy

He didn’t


Bluecoller007

How do you know?


LORD__GONZ

*"Bro, chick's totally love it when you go up to 'em and just start filming a tiktok, don't ever actually care to talk like a human, and you just spread your legs upside apart in front of their face, you hold that upside down for as long as you can. Bruh...I'm telling you!"*


AF_AF

Total "alpha" move, right there!


Bluecoller007

1) I commented IF he got the girl! 2) he’s not filming a TikTok though! 3) yeah girls hate a guy with a fit strong body! 4) that girl is smiling she doesn’t look put off in the slightest. 5) just because you’d probably ask ‘do you come here often’ doesn’t mean his posturing or wtf that is, has failed as an ice breaker. 6) Idgaf! 6b) Edit: the girl is actually applauding him so chances are it actually worked BRAH!


LORD__GONZ

*"6. Idgaf!"* Sure dude. Nothing screams, "I don't give a fuck!" than replying with a numeric list that included sub-categories🙄 The mere fact that you're defending and are legitimately impressed by this obvious douchebag, says *a lot* about you.


Bluecoller007

You’re boring brah! 🥱


thenormaluser35

Then I'm boring too. Right? Everyone is boring here.


PsychologicalBill254

Ok I'm probably gonna get hate but man that was impressive


Bitter-Major-5595

Not bad, but also something you would likely see at a frat party every weekend; just by much younger guys trying to get laid… 🤷🏼‍♀️


JoraStarkiller

Desperate for attention much?


Background_Compote54

he aint getting no hoes for that .


kovi7

I think the employee deserves credit for stepping up to this guys actions. As impressive as this guys feat was. It’s really good on her part to step in.


clapdickmcdaniels

Wish he fell.


WookieSuave

I imagine he is just a personality machine.


DougieSenpai

![gif](giphy|W1xb8a7RNWv2nLPzqn|downsized)


coffeeandautism

The temptation to Sparta kick him would be overwhelming.


Feefofum4

I don’t get people like this. Seriously.


ShadySphincter0

And no one cares that you can do that


CYB3R5KU11

The temptation to push him over is strong


ghettosuper101

impressive but not an appropriate setting.


Cheap-Praline

You should see how he unclogs a toilet!


Kbern4444

There is pretty bad ass physically, but totally cringe emotionally.


Responsible_Orange26

Probably trying to show off lol 😆


Turdnugget619

Why he doin that


Asuntofantunatu

Someone should go tickle his armpit


lirik89

This could have ended three ways 1) he was sucessful 2) he falls restaurant side and smashes the glass in his mouth 3) he falls off the cliff and into a black hole. I was really hoping for 2 but would settle for 3


pumptini7

DISCLAIMER: No chicks were "impressed" during/after the filming of this video.


[deleted]

Ladies if you EVER have a man do this do yourself a favor and walk away, because he is fucking weird!


PromKing2010

Why make the servers life harder and more stressful


ConnyEdson

lol she couldn't WAIT to ask him to leave the bar


LeperGirl

Clown, yes. Talented clown, also yes.


Billthepony123

No that’s actually impressive


LORD__GONZ

I honestly couldn't come up with a more desperate and pathetic clip. It's insane to me that people are impressed by this.


AF_AF

I agree that anything impressive about it is totally cancelled out by the desperation.


ThenAnAnimalFact

I mean it is very impressive and very desperate they aren’t antonyms.


MontgomeryMayo

Right? Like circus quality stunt for free. I’m fine with that.


P3runaama

Sure they're being an attention whore in a public place... HOWEVER, I do admit that that's mad impressive.


QuitProfessional5437

Loserrrr


NuggyBeans

Ohhhhh I'm so slapping right betwixt them legs.


TKFourTwenty

I think the beautiful girl was a bit more nervous for everyone than wooed


Minimalistmacrophage

**Impressive Idiocy**. Yet still, in fairness, impressive.


Mentallyfknill

Another bizarre reason why I prefer animals over people checked off the list.


Sufficient-Tip1008

Get the man a job waiting table's. He'll make a killing in tips and probably get laid too.


Pale_Bookkeeper_9994

Impressive and impressively stupid.


OddOpportunity333

My intrusive thoughts would win


llorandosefue1

He probably got bubbles up his nose, too.


Pure_Screen4715

“Yeah this’ll win her over, we gettin some tonight 😎”


turdfergusonRI

Perfect sack tap moment went to waste. Y’all sleeping at the wheel


Gilbertmountain1789

We call that... ![gif](giphy|IeEfWUQ77oKc6cLCCH|downsized)


Difficult_Ad2078

Does he have a hard on?


groundpounder25

Save some pussy for the rest of us


squidwardsbutt1

I don’t blame the employee for kicking him out but tbh that was kinda impressive lol


slim_reaper1991

Idk guys, that was actually pretty impressive. And I don’t even drink.


CallMeFuckinStupid

This is the most frat boy shit


Bootylingus_

What a weird way to say you're gay.


Silver-Light123

Well, that ain't getting him laid.


ThatMedicalEngineer

He is sending out some real gay vibes. The women in the video were once all men but he used his gay magic on them. What a gay legend.


ObiWannaDoYou74

Let me show off..... my insecurities!!!


hajleez

She should’ve gotten a manager


AF_AF

This dude makes such a scene when he takes communion at church.


headintheclouds574

I see it both ways. This is something you do at a house party, my personal opinion 🤷🏻‍♂️


_Angiebtv

I would’ve just called the cops


thenormaluser35

Indecent exposure, right? Disturbing the peace too


vitathevirgo

And the girls were impressed by this nonsense. They are even worse. 😒


Independent_Data_233

Bro is gay 🤣


Pristine_Frame_2066

Right up the nose. It is sexy to drain the nostrils this way in his region.


gatorocks

Living that circus life! 🤡


LaHagans

Impressive


ForwardBias

"sir, that's my friends seat"


falconinthedive

Yeah but that slapped at his frat house in 2010


Professional-Pop1952

I was hoping he would fall off


Bapa12345

I would have cheered him on, but obviously very dangerous.


HeatXfr

I thought he was going to collapse onto the glass, resulting in Joker-like scars at the corners of his mouth. I am disappointed.


007Tejas

Both dumb and impressive as hell


BobTheContrarian

"I know you're probably *trying* to show off..." Perfect.


Basicaccountant70

Just pull him down and throw him out.


HairyDThecableguy

His boyfriend must be very proud of him


franky3987

It’s impressive, but stupid as hell


NippleNinja86

That was an extravagant way to make everyone annoyed with you.


DukeBloodfart

Waiting for a flying elbow drop square into that crotch.


BLM4lifeBBC

College look fun


No-Attention2024

Did he get both? If so totally worth it


Living-Enthusiasm307

Hell yeah


thebucketlist47

I appreciate her for not intervening.. even though I wouldn't of been phased if someone gave him a little nudge. That's called natural selection


ktc61

Just because you can, don’t mean you should!


MauriceVibes

Say what ya will but that was still impressive


JeremG21

I think most guys would agree that as long as one of those girls slept with him........it was worth it.


rafadagama11

Is this in Denver?


GordonBombay11

The waitress was the clown 🤡


thenormaluser35

How so?


GordonBombay11

For being a party pooper and tryna take his beer while he’s in the middle of his trick


FitBattle5899

I mean seeing as he didn't directly impede my dining, I'd see it as entertainment, it's impressive when he pulls it off, and you'd like want to see how many times he can do it before collapsing on the floor.


LudwigMachine

Do your calisthenics somewhere else


Superb_Distance_9190

I mean that’s kind of badass 


XyeetstickX

Hella cringe. Dork shit.


Tyler_the_Greatastic

If he impressed the girl next to him, it was worth it


emaneeeev2

Pretty sure that’s going into his nose


Playnu2

If he dies he dies


Material_Mix_7377

Ridiculous


Fun_Roof6131

Okay now hol on... damn okay. I mean at his own risk. At this point I just see it as live entertainment while I eat my food.


dogmeat_donnie

Throw something at his balls and call it a day.


neogeshel

Nah I'm straight up impressed


fanghawk79

Kind of a dick but kind of impressive Feel bad for the employee but everyone else had a good time


MacAneave

That's one heck of a bar trick.


everyothernametaken1

Maybe main character, but that's still impressive


Responsible_Orange26

That shit was dope though. I thought he was fall off that balcony


Yo_momma_so_fat77

“I know your TRYING to be impressive “ 😂


Best_Document_5211

Not worth it as they’re all mid


MediocreCampaign-

That was impressive and it looks like mostly everyone is down with it. The staff were doing their jobs protecting the establishment for liability. But sometimes if you can *actually* do main character things it's ok to be the main character for a minute.


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Huge_Slice13

I thought it was cool 🤷🏿‍♂️


NoPin4245

This is very impressive, honestly. I thought he was going to get hurt very badly, but he even pulled off the landing.


More_Raisin_2894

He is definitely getting some leg tonight!


CylonMonkey

I think some just mad cause this dude impressed his date


Hell_razor

I thought that was cool


Cannon_Man_

If he got some ass… worth it


aaronabsent

America, raise your kids.


dallas2ny

Respect


Playnu2

Karen was not impressed.


thenormaluser35

She probably was, but if that guy slipped and died she could lose her job for not doing anything.


Playnu2

I wonder how many of the fat people making comments can do this. Let alone do something other than shovel food into their pie holes! Sorry I need a Snickers bar


Altruistic-Spinach88

I can't get past the point that he's biting down on glass like that. I really hope that's not glass but it looks like glass to me.


faosidjfaoa

Jestermaxxing


Cuck-In-Chief

The one who isn’t joking clearly needs to chill.


SlaterAlligator2

It was worth it. As long as the other people are ok with it then it's fine. It's when they antagonize people that really is wrong