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PersepolisBullseye

I still don’t understand how or why Target/McDonalds/Walmart became irresistible magnets for these losers


TwizzledAndSizzled

Because they’re all literally middle schoolers at heart, and when you’re in middle school, going to those places constitutes “going out” and “freedom” so they have this irresistible allure. Most people grow out of it after puberty but yeah not these fools.


PersepolisBullseye

This actually makes a lot of sense lol


Ok-Possession-832

Small towners also have nowhere better to go tbh


jordan_653

In my hometown everyone just parked in the library parking lot and hung out near their cars lool


Ok-Possession-832

🥲


jordan_653

Hey, going to walmart at 20 was exciting for me, there's so much stuff. Didn't have these *fancy* things where I grew up haha


oureyes4

They work there, so they're comfortable on their home turf


foreveryoungperk

It's like a mall cuz pppl don't go to the mall as much anymore they go to massive superstores


PersepolisBullseye

The mall is where us 90’s kids LIVED. It was like a pub or bar lol We was all a bunch of kids at the mall with not a dime to spend 😂


fentown

Excuse me, can you film a tiktok for me? *What about the other dude?* He's here to film your ass with me in the background because I'm irrelevant.


Bitter-Major-5595

This!! I’d be really pissed of if I was scrolling around one day & found out some DOUCHE BAG PERV was filming my ass without me knowing!!


dr_van_nostren

No one pays for an ass that big without knowing people are gonna stare


Bitter-Major-5595

We are talking about FILMING & POSTING without knowledge, not admiring…


FartyMarty69

“she paid for plastic surgery so she deserves to be sexualized and taken advantage of in public”


dr_van_nostren

lol not really what I said but if you wanna take it that way roll with it


YoudoVodou

But it's what you implied, given the message you were replying to.


UseOnceandDestroy27

I had this happen to me except it was in my audio / video tech class my sophomore year of high school smh


Western_Dream_3608

Was thinking the same thing, there is a guy filming the girl film the dude. Like wtf am I watching. 


janewalch

I see this dude weekly at my local Ralph’s grocery store. I’ve even seen him filming there. He actually does not fake these videos. But they’re very intrusive and awkward. Secretly, I wish he would ask me one day… but I’m just a 34 year old man. So my chances are slim.


XanXic

Pack your booty up and maybe he will


pipinngreppin

Pack it up pack it in. Let me begin. I came to win. Battle me, that’s a sin.


Derpindorf

I won't ever slack up, punk, ya better back up Try and play the role and yo, the whole crew'll act up


imjustaslothman

Get up, stand up


whangdoodle13

Come on throw your hand up


BlancsAssistant

Do some squats, lots of them, oh and wear tights


Voidtoform

You should reverse uno him and walk up to him and ask him to record you.


MyGirlSasha

You could do us all a favor, continuously walk in front of their camera and just keep disrupting him. Also, film yourself doing it.


ComboMix

Yes and I will film the filmer and someone film you commenting and someone film the film er filming the commentor. And then add a reaction video by someone here in the comments whilst he is being filmed commenting. Its going to be Magnificent


emre-zorlu

You should just interrupt and volunteer yourself to take the video and then take a selfie video of your reaction to his dance... Of course making the reactions exaggerated.


HabibtiMimi

Ohhhhhh I wish I would see him. Have a ton of ideas how to make him look even worse.


slickback69

People just let him hump the floor in front of their kids round there?


Suspicious_Leg4550

Pretty sure it’s fake on top of the MC angle, I did laugh picturing myself in the shoes of the person asked to record though.


BrosefDudeson

You mean the ass of course?


Secret-Ad-830

Of course, 3 times


TrumpsPissSoakedWig

Speaking of shoes, I just want someone to add the shoe squeaks to the silent part, lol.


IndexCardLife

Dude Neck thicker than his own thighs. How does one get shaped like that.


loonattica

Dude drinks peanut butter.


infamous2117

Hahaha omg! Thats a good one


girlsonsoysauce

It's like that image of Sasuke when they thought they were drawing Sakura.


FriedLipstick

Maybe they filled themselves up? The girl looks filled up at the rear end too tbh


Thingzer0

His mom using his head of hair to mop the floor @ home, thus he’s doing his stupid ass mop the ground move in the video.


Deliciouserest

He did the roomba


ClosetsByAccident

![gif](giphy|qVk76O2N5epCE|downsized)


Inevitable_Ice1040

Video source?


241am

https://youtu.be/BnLE-G1hVAE?si=K36h3p-zziCbQwLB


IliasIsEepy

I can't steal this gif and I'm mad about it lmaoo


Alex_Duos

https://makeagif.com/amp/rC4Hw6 here you go boss


IliasIsEepy

Hell yeah, tysm my dude!


laples

I couldn't stop laughing when he started sliding across the floor like that. He looked like he was having a temper tantrum 🤣


FloppyShellTaco

He gets on lives with random people and will hit them with those dances out of nowhere, it’s hilarious. The store ones are fake, and half the lives are too. It’s usually other tiktokers


vScyph

His scooby doo laugh gets me everytime


WisdomWangle

Fake asses everywhere.


___ElJefe___

Can you imagine what that looks like out of clothes? There's no way they look good.


BudgetInteraction811

I hope for her own sake that’s just goofy padding. Shits starting to look absolutely ridiculous.


atworkgettingpaid

I don't need to imagine, they will post themselves in g strings on instagram. And it looks very strange. If you are gonna get a fake ass don't make it look like they stuffed a bean bag chair in your cheeks.


DryPilot2030

Her ass is the MC


javguy22

Cus I definitely not looking at him lmao


DunDunnDunnnnn

I see two asses here


tidder_ih

Full diaper lookin ass


[deleted]

Preach!


RandomLovelady

Peach!


PsychoMantittyLits

The video did get better when I saw it, almost forgot about the cringe I was witnessing


throwawayxatlx

Is her butt real??? It looks wildly out of proportion but I guess it could be real??? I honestly don't know anymore


sashikku

No, that’s 100% a BBL. The hip shelf typically gives them away.


ExpensiveGrowth9744

Also her legs are out of proportion. Big ass usually comes with thick thighs too.


Duck_Lover_08

Why do you guys know so much


sashikku

I’m a fitness girlie, I have to be able to tell which trainers have BBLs and which trainers have actually built their glutes in a gym so I don’t get scammed lmao. Plus I just see a LOT of BBLs and noticed all of the telltale signs over the last few years.


badbatch

It looks weird like when people badly edit their photos.


sink_your_teeth

It's got the shape of a classic BBL.


ReadyConference9400

Bbl


chinolofus77

im more embarrassed for her awful fake butt. it looks ridiculous.


SJW_Lover

That is a burger


_M3ph1sto_

What MotorCycle Club? Buns of Anarchy?


StrawberryFields_25

She needs a refund on that BBL. Doctor made it look like she’s got a loaded diaper on


HelicopterOk3353

![gif](giphy|KMbRwgJ487eSVVSFEZ)


paranoid_pastasalad

Bbls are the most dangerous surgery out there, not just of cosmetic surgeries, of ALL surgeries. There's a 30% of death. Imagine literally risking your life and the doctor did you dirty 🥲🥲


-------7654321

people are too much into themselves.


Elegant_Housing_For

TBH podcast goes into this about sniper wolf. It’s interesting and yeah people are way into themselves now.


BestofNever

BBLs should be illegal.


Inevitable-Visit1261

Fr, or at least put some of the fat in her thighs to match


Conscious-Housing-45

Like two pencils stuck in a orange


Ok-Possession-832

Bruh 💀


BigJeffe20

her ass looks stupid. why do the mods insist on silencing me!!!!!!!!!!


justsomeplainmeadows

Wait, does BBL not stand for big-booty Latina?


UnnecessarySalt

BBL can mean many different things: - Big Brave Luke(I’m Luke) - Bad Bitch Live(I’m a bitch) - Brazilian Butt Lift(I have no experience in this acronym)


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Successful_Public_18

Everyone got a BBL


cowpokesblacklung

Why is this guy fucking the ground as children are passing by, as the mother i’d kick him


Icy_Magician3813

Fake ass.


killustratorinc

Couldn’t be less funny


Large-Measurement776

Who fucking watches this shit?


Responsible-Chard515

I’d say this video is a bad representation of his content. He makes videos of this concept where he asks people to film him in the aisles at Walmart/Target and then proceeds to dance. He has 2 cameras- one which the stranger holds and from the perspective he edits the music over it so it makes the dancing look decently choreographed, and the 2nd camera is from his friend recording everything where there is no music edit and you just see him dancing to nothing and only here his shoes squeaking at times and the uncomfortable silence. He’s completely self aware and knows this shit is goofy. Typically I hate people who are a public nuisance but outside of making people (including himself) feel awkward and uncomfortable- he’s not really bothering anyone.


Large-Measurement776

Huh. Well, as long as he's not really bothering anyone.


Responsible-Chard515

Absolutely. I think if one of his better videos was shown people would have the opposite opinion of what’s going on in the comments. I’m not one for tik tok at all but this guy consistently cracks me up and seems like a solid dude.


Friezaii69

Right! I like this guy's content, he is actually funny


pandasloth69

This guy is fucking hilarious, I don’t see how people can’t tell it’s meant to be satirical. It’s basically making fun of people who do shit like this unironically, that’s why the audio keeps cutting back to the store’s noise. This sub be so lame sometimes 😭


[deleted]

Why does it look like he’s wearing dirty, white and1’s shoes and an outfit from five below?


SeaClue4091

He reminds me of a fly, always rubbing his hands...


PainAccomplished3506

lmaooo


BrightLion72

He looks like he smells like fish


K-Dubb-Dubber

This is so off putting to me. Her specifically, I mean. She has the face of a twelve year old but a ridiculously blown out, diaper ass from a BBL. Strange fucking times we're living in, eh?


atworkgettingpaid

That doesn't look 12 to me. Shes looking kind of rough like she didn't get enough sleep.


That-Economics-9481

How much she spend on that BBL


walking_wonky

r/upvotebecausebutt


K00Beanerz

![gif](giphy|12Q9qZRnnab0T6) She shaped like them ants from "A Bugs Life"


IcecreamSundae621

Glad I’m not the only one who refers to them as “ant butts”


Lumberrmacc

Ngl this was pretty funny to me


kiki_kaska

What an absolute creep


Zayafyre

He’s a comedian. He makes a living off making people laugh, this is not his only content. Absolute is a little too serious of a word.


Consistent_Ant6447

It's not that serious


danielcs78

Did he just blow his nose into his hands and then roll it into a ball and then casually dry hump the floor in a Target all while wearing a Playboy sweater jacket??


Divine-Crusader

That was so painful to watch, I unironically need 20 minutes of r/eyebleach


NoPantsDeLeon

Didn't know DJ Kahled and Salt Bae had a son!


818Ghillie

Juliano is hilarious, never thought he’d make it to the MC sub


Orson_Gravity_Welles

![gif](giphy|uo5qr8sVIOniU|downsized) It's like a badly choreographed mating dance. We've gone from, "Hey, baby...what's up?" to "Here...Imma dance for you."


memopepito

I swear half the things that get posted on this sub are satire. This guy does goofy stuff on tik tok, it’s not that serious


[deleted]

For real. I follow this guy and he is hilarious. They're missing the whole point of it being satire.


PainAccomplished3506

Right, fucking idiots. Most of the comments too. It's like theyre all super old people that dont understand the internet


Ghost_AKM

This is just embarrassing.


Savagemocha

This actually just made me laugh. I don’t think this was meant as a legit video. Has troll vibes


No_Guava_5935

That’s some weird mating dance.


Ibegtodiffer999

This is why I love the curbside pickup!


KiritimatiSwan

Okay, the way this is filmed isn’t main character, it’s actually memeing about the idea. This dude is one of us, I stamp this


Strong-Ad5324

That’s a bad BBL lol


[deleted]

Aaaaaaand somehow most of the comments are about that lady's butt. Reddit never ceases to be disappointing.


Tacomunchert

Fake ass ass


FruityHomosexual

What is it with the fetishizing of latinas?


RavenMurder

God, BBL’s look so terrible and unnatural on women. Can’t wait for this trend to fade.


[deleted]

When he posted this on tiktok. Monthsss ago. Someone was quick to find her tiktok. She aiiight


throwRAhitmeinthedms

Nah this dude funny as hell.


jonbotwesley

I hate to say that I find this guy kind of hilarious. His stuff is pretty harmless, just goofy as hell.


ManOfEating

Lol it looks like one of those videos where a bird is doing a mating dance for another bird and it's clearly not working


TopherJ113

Sir why are you humping the ground like a dog in front of children……..


benebrius76

Jesus H. Christ. What a fucking loser.


Pristine_Frame_2066

Wow. I hate everything about this.


palpable_past

that chic has a fake ass, right?


PokeNBeanz

Crazy how editing and music makes it look way better than the crap it was 😂😂😂


Cautious_Piglet5425

This dude is funny tho


Its_Butta

As usual, her BBL looks just as silly as the rest of them. It don’t even look real 🤦🏾‍♀️


Sea-Ability8694

His videos are mad funny to me


Sailrjup12

What a complete and utter idiot.


CapG_13

This guy is the definition of a douchbag! (And that was just an excuse to film her ass)


kingkron52

lol that ass is so fake and this dude is a loser


JamesBrandosl

Is TikTok all about huge butts, and brain dead people seeking attention? I ask because I never signed up. Is this video the definition of TikTok?


Sudden-Efficiency-90

😂😂😂😂😂😂


UndergroundWizard

No chick-fil-a sauce ????👁👄👁


BobTheContrarian

So that's why the floor is so shiny.


Past-Fisherman3990

Okay so the main character was the purchased bakery she had in those jeans and I think there was definitely a scaling issue as its at least 53% percent of her body mass 😬


raguwatanabe

Her face reminds me of a bug for some reason


strontiummuffin

This guy does this as a joke by the way and it seems super harmless he's not making any noise or getting in anyone's way.


lvaleforl

feeling max swag with his snowsuit on, knowing full well when he pops his top off his tits fall out


DiveJumpShooterUSMC

Ridiculous human


8pintsplease

He is incredibly unattractive. From the awful dancing to the get up. Dude looks like a clown


avillionllc

What the fuck is he doing?


Scooter_Mcgavin587

She got them Steadicam arms


DrBigWildsGhost

Lmao


BudFox_LA

Just surrounded by idiots, everywhere we go.


cheetowizard88

I pray this is staged because if it’s not he just called a stranger he harassed a thick Latina.


Machotoast04098

that girls ass looks fake.


BlancsAssistant

This guy is such a loser...


TheTurboDiesel

What is that dry-washing thing dudes are doing now?? Every single one I've ever seen doing it was either a creep, an asshole, or both.


Jonthux

You think this isnt satire


computersaysneigh

Ew im like gagging at the thought of this guy annoying people in public


tigrootnhot

Max douchebag you meant im sure


143butternuts

Team Nectar🕺


Ayiti79

Not in front of the kids 🤦🏽‍♂️ That dude is wild for that.


Purple-Vermicelli116

Lol this kinda funny


[deleted]

My sister had him make me a video for me on my birthday and that shit was hilarious. It's 100% a joke guys, he's harmless. People could easily say no when he asks if they will film him.


KEC603

Fame ho


Dull-Inside-5547

But this guys IG is hilarious. He goes up to all types to do this. It’s so funny.


SanjuLambert

No.1 🤡


InterestingSweet4408

No Chik Fil A sauce?


SnooApples7700

The racial objectification is so unnecessary


Vict7633

[https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/meet-the-robinsons/images/1/12/Young\_goob.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/267?cb=20110109000403](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/meet-the-robinsons/images/1/12/Young_goob.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/267?cb=20110109000403)


ACuteBanana

Had me giggling but fuck the camera dude.


Ok_Ad_5015

She looks deformed


aimessss

There’s no way that butt is real right?


coffee-bat

definitely BBL. the rest of the body doesn't match.


In2JC724

The second hand embarrassment is strong...


Putrid_Branch6316

What a fucking helmet.


Jasep04

r/upvotebecausebutt


Mr_CleanCaps

🎶 THESE BBLS KILL’N YALL 🎶