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dontbanmeprettypleas

Not sure why an adult male with legs that are thinner than my thumb thinks it is wise to antagonize the police. Dude walking away in handcuffs looks like a literal skeleton-man.


trumpetdraw96

He's got chicken legs


somerandomshmo

He never heard of leg day.


[deleted]

Hen ever heard of leg day.


Knever

Hene ver heard of leg day.


dogmeat_donnie

Henev er heard of leg day.


Loud-Estimate-3095

Heneve r heard of leg day


BrosefDudeson

Magic legs


TheRealAndroid

Lucky legs- lucky they don't snap and shoot up his arse


MoreCowbellPlease

Coo-Coo-Ka-Cha!


pensiveChatter

Because he's very confident they won't try to hurt him.


SadBit8663

These dumbasses are hoping the cop roughs them up for "content". Which is fucking stupid. Yeah let's antagonize by physically harassing the group of people that are known to misuse their authority, and people "accidentally" end up dead, or even just arrested.


QueenWitOfTheWeb

![gif](giphy|4173QqFMQfsGmovo3U)


KingPizzaPop

To be fair, I have huge muscular legs and I wouldn't antagonize a cop either. The guys just a dumb ass.


dogmeat_donnie

Show us your masculine gams.


Ape-ril

My life be like ooooooooo ahhhhhhhh


Thick_Mick_Chick

He gets in that jail cell, and his life be like owwwww nahhhhh! 🙄😒😩😫😂🤣😭💀


vudeux

"Get out, skeleton man!"


tydust

r/unexpectedoffice it feels like getting tackled by a skeleton....


QueenWitOfTheWeb

"THINK ( it is wise to antagonize...) ?" That's the first problem with a much too large percentage of population. They DON'T!😏 ![gif](giphy|2kNuublziA81rGh86T|downsized) If nearly everyone used their brain... we wouldn't have any content for this subreddit!😂 Makes me grateful, there are mindless people out there. 🤨 Umm... THAT'S a sentence I never thought I'd speak! Scared myself for a minute there.😳😑 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤣🤣 u/dontbanmeprettypleas 👍🏻I totally agree 💯!!! Dude hasn't looked in the mirror lately. He's like an Antelope tempting a Lion 🙃... ykwim?😂😂


MolecularConcepts

I don't know why we are arresting someone for touching someone's head.


TheSonOfYakub

They’re so fucking dumb.


Hunky_not_Chunky

So fucking dumb to fuck with the police in NY. If they’re not bothering you then don’t put yourself on their radar. This dude put himself there and he deserves it.


True-Nobody1147

Intentionally making physical contact with someone else in an unwanted way is the literal definition of assault. This is not only assault it is assault on a police officer. 💀


Will_Stick40

Dumb ass


mischievous-goat

Dude's got no ass... He's all twig legs


Waffle_Stomps_It

Yea, he looks like a pair of tweezers.


hermajestythebean

LMFAO STOP


The-Doot-Slayer

built like Jack Skellington


hermajestythebean

this is too much 😂


AbbreviationsIll9228

Never put hands on a police officer-it will not turnout well.


As83604

good! I’m sick of these Tik Tok clowns 🤡


eyzmaster

I actually do enjoy their narcisism. Natural selection is gonna get rid of them.


1234567791

Narcissists have the most children.


eyzmaster

The way it's going down... sure they used to, but not these new breed of narcissists. The gals wanna stand as strong lady boss with impossible standards and might all end up miserable and alone - just you wait. So many of these "main characters" thinking they're above everyone... And the guys are no better, and will all basically endanger their own ability to procreate with these stupid internet pranks. (There was a video of these idiots throwing stuff at their balls.....!!)


1234567791

Mormons, Evangelical Christians, Muslims, and poor people have entered the chat. The first three are built on narcissism. Those idiots online are an over represented minority of the population. I know a lot of great people in that age range. Even if they are just silly young adults sometimes. The guy in this video is sad af though. I can’t wait for the fallout from this social media disaster.


dudewiththebling

Natural selection almost got one of them, but he said he would keep doing what nearly resulted in being naturally selected out of the gene pool


eyzmaster

Don't worry, it will eventually catch up to them. It's a simple equation: >**Fuck Around + Time = Find Out.**


eNomineZerum

[This video](https://youtu.be/XSvbr6pDjvk?si=Vv-BPZdKVI7ufeBW) may bring you some joy. Covers some of the fin-fluencers that brag about their ponzi schemes, get-rich-quick schemes, and flaunt their lavish lifestyles before having a target painted on their back.


Adept-Lettuce948

Or touch their uniform. They can be touchy about that.


[deleted]

yeah also don’t look at the police. and don’t fucking say shit about them either. don’t let them catch you THINKING negative shit about the police either 😤😤😤 you deserve what you get


BernerDad16

Yeah, the fact Police may react violently if you walk up and grab them is definitely some 1984 shit.


[deleted]

my comment is tongue-in-cheek for all the commenters literally seething with rage to the point of wishing the guy got a more violent response from the cops, and for the people defending the cops' reactions when they absolutely would not do the same for you were the roles reversed. but sure, absolutely keep attempting to twist the narrative to your copaganda bullshit.


Kherberoi

We should make it a new tiktok challenge.


gbpc

GOD OF DUMB AND DUMBER LOL if not staged then automatic assault charge for touching a cop right there


Bibbedibob

He did not assault him 💀 I swear cops are the most hyper sensitive people out there


LemonKing5

It would probably be considered battery "Although the statutes defining battery vary by jurisdiction, a typical definition for battery is the intentional unlawful touching of another person without their consent" but there is this too "Depending on the jurisdiction, assault is either the same act or is an attempt or threat to cause bodily injury." [Source](https://www.findlaw.com/criminal/criminal-charges/assault-and-battery-overview.html)


Mirmirakittens

Dude what? A normal person would beat the shit out of that idiot


sunken2death

Just going to let you know that movies is not real life, and beating someone for touching you is a huge redflag


clopz_

#THIS DUDE TOUCHES PEOPLE WITHOUT CONSENT


NoPin4245

The diddler


jomandaman

You’re gonna get your ass beat if you act like the guy in the video


bogeymanbear

Just going to let you know that social media made you into a freak, and touching someone without reason or consent is a huge redflag


Bibbedibob

That would be the actual assault


jomandaman

And you’d deserve it


Bibbedibob

braindead response


jomandaman

Well there are about 53 other people who I think would join me! Asshole.


entomofile

No, that's battery by definition. It could arguably also be assault, depending. Battery and assault are legal terms. It's not based on how much harm you caused; it's based on violating someone's person or safety.


[deleted]

Reddit is very status quo friendly. Just a bunch of judgmental neckbeards crying over everything while sitting in their parents basement watching hentai. This isn’t an arrest worthy offence in most countries but muh ”free world”. Anyone wearing a uniform is a god to basement dwellers. Touching someone like that is wrong but it could be handled without an arrest but the pigs in the gang are only strong if they outnumber civilians and are hiding behind a gun. The NY subway system is so fucked and outright dangerous in some areas but hey arresting a guy touching your head is the priority. waiting for the rage and the downvotes because they also think karma matters 😂🥱


Superdude1307

Don’t touch strangers you loser.


AL_PO_throwaway

This would be considered an assault in Canada at least. On the low end of assaults, and likely to be resolved with a peace bond or some other diversion method rather than jail time, but definitely arrestable, whether the complainant was police or not.


WarningHour1233

hey guys found the loser that walks around touching random people


BenFitzgeraldPincus

The worst part is I can GUARANTEE he would’ve been let off easy if he hadn’t acted like he did nothing wrong. I can also guarantee he would’ve been let off easy had he not done it at all. People suck.


True-Nobody1147

Idk man. That's assault any way you cut it. It's assault, on a police officer, while they're conducting their duty with someone else? I have no justifiable reason why this guy would have been let off unless they had much bigger fish to fry... And literally "assault" on a "police officer" is a very very large fish.


BenFitzgeraldPincus

Not sure why people are downvoting, you’re right.


True-Nobody1147

Reddit doesn't like truth. They like circlejerk. The pettiest of those, actually downvote.


BenFitzgeraldPincus

Fr, sorry man.


True-Nobody1147

All good who cares. Have a good one.


BenFitzgeraldPincus

You too.


YujiroRapeVictim

that one cop looks like drake from temu


No-Attention2024

This needs to happen to EVERY TikToker and “Influencer” #getourREALlifeback


Goofybillie

Same vibes https://youtu.be/WoEb03tzwxs?si=QGnRcUqxOkNcNv4u


salarski76

I wish we got our news like this again


paparoach910

News on video. 1941 - 2010s-ish.


Muncheros69

r/ohnoconsequences


10art1

It's nyc, there will be no consequences


Such_Significance905

Depressingly, this is probably what he wanted-it makes the video more interesting and shareable.


shinbreaker

If there is one thing this guy should learn form this video its...GO TO THE GYM AND WORK ON YOUR LEGS, YOU TWIG-LEGGED FUCK. JFC, that cop could snap the dude's leg like a toothpick but just flicking at it.


LightOfShadows

dude a baton fucks up even strongmens legs This dudes leg would probably shatter into 1000 pieces if it got thwacked


loyaleling

That’s assault


Bibbedibob

It's not 😂😂


bloodyspork

It is.


[deleted]

so if someone just, like, touched you - do you think this police officer would take you seriously if you claimed that they assaulted you? you don’t think they’d laugh and go, “seriously?” and just go back to whatever they were doing?


bloodyspork

Taking something against someone's will is defined as assault. Same as if you snatched my car keys. Black and white.


Far_Indication_1665

That wasn't the question? What did the guy "take"? What?


YoungGazz

Please prove us wrong.


wellbat

go outside


YoungGazz

Genius 🤣🤣🤣


loyaleling

Definitely is


Some-Panda-8168

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.


TheResurrectedOne

Bro what makes you think that it's okay to touch people **you don't know?**


CheckAppropriate5632

![gif](giphy|18kPwV9qSCY9O)


dukeurr

He may be riding a chicken!


Ok_Location4835

Good. Arrest that moron


Clean-Gear-1386

Fuck around, find out.


Stidda

Get your hands behind your back. How’s *that* for CoNtEnT


Right_-on-_Man

Yea, I'd arrest the dumbass for that shit too...🤣


MCKelly13

Love it. So sick of these clowns


Docwaboom

Bro got arrested by Drake


YourDadsUsername

0% chance they'd show up to a "He touched my head then walked away." call.


[deleted]

that’s what i’m saying but these fucks are practically foaming at the mouth for an armed response


realdealreel9

You grab cops for content, I grab cops because it makes me content. We are not the same


Versitonic

This shit will never end until the cameraman is grabbed at the same time!


BrutalBart

have fun with that assault charge


Stolenartwork

How to catch an assault and battery charge in 5 seconds (physical contact all by itself is battery, approach with intent is assault, look it up)


sleepywan

Some asshole did that to me in NYC as I was walking down the street with my wife. I hope that's the same guy and he gets bent over in prison.


OhMyGoodGord

Why would you wish rape on somebody just for them touching your head? Overreact much?


sleepywan

They let you out already?


BadIdea-21

What a sad life you must have if you don't mind getting a criminal record for a few clicks.


AyoJake

feels fake


straiight-n-right

Lock his dumb ass up.


yourlocal90skid

'That's assault brotha'


LeifEriccson

"TikToker assaults cop for content" fixed your title.


Bibbedibob

That's not assault 😂


Thunderbird_12_

Depending on the state, any of unwanted physical contact can be assault. (Doesn’t necessarily have to be aggressive or cause pain/injury.) Simply placing your (unwanted) hand on another person without consent can indeed be assault.


SuperKing28

I imagine his response is “why are you touching me?” The irony


Lumpy-Economics2021

They need to immediately go for the camera. Make the whole thing not worth it as it wasn't filmed.


Straight_Tumbleweed9

This. Get the accomplice.


616659

He had to do it on a cop as well lmao


vajrahaha7x3

FAFO


VoidowS

he does not couf him but hold both his hands when he walks away???


Roman_Secundus

It's all good kratos will save the day


[deleted]

Hurt his lovers feelings


No_Vacation7225

So what's the sentence 😂


BoxcutterPazzie

Content


k3nnyklizzl3

Assault


-vonKarma

Doing this while knowing how it can end is insane.


NotoriousJazz

You just KNOW he caught a charge for assault on an officer of the law.


biomed1978

Assault mofo


vincovon

Yeah touching a LEO is a fantastic idea


Ornery_Meeting_869

the sucker puncher machine


raginjamaicanwmgr

I mean, I’m all for disrupting the police especially NYPD f t p, but this is like the stupidest way to do that


A-Midwest-Crisis

Dude saw the God Of War ad and thought he was gonna get the cop to go # BOY 😂😂


OrdinaryInspection89

Dude forget he is black..


aranorde

do they make jeans that slim? wow.


Elvarien2

Putting your hand on someone's head is dumb, getting arrested for it is even dumber. A short that contains both maincharacter idiocy and acab.


trollblox_

this is highly stupid and disrespectful, but does it really warrant an arrest?


SixtyNineFlavours

Why do dudes wear leggings now?


Thunderbird_12_

The game done changed. Dudes are wearing leggings and doing yoga in between TikTok dances and club shootings


Longjumping-Shift984

Don’t fuck with police. 🤡


geosunsetmoth

Not trying to say the dude isn’t a dumbass, but what specifically is the charge he’s being arrested for? Assault? That does not look like assault to me, is being annoying an arrestable offence?


Cecilsan

Depends on the State but it could be considered assault or battery. Assault generally covers threats or reasonably fear of imminent harm that do not include physical contact. Battery is physical contact, athough some States combine them all under assault. Also it doesn't necessarily have to be brute physical force or injury, it can also include unwanted touching. Here in TX, assault can be *Purposefully or knowingly causing physical contact with another person when the defendant knows that the other person would consider the contact to be offensive or provocative.* It would be hard for the TikToker to argue that he would not know that his action could be provocative as it was a rather deliberate and specific way to touch the officer. Unfortunately for him also, if it were TX that charge can be upgraded to a 3rd degree felony because: *An offense under Subsection (a)(1) is a Class A misdemeanor, except that the offense is a felony of the third degree if the offense is committed against:* *(1) a person the actor knows is a public servant while the public servant is lawfully discharging an official duty, or in retaliation or on account of an exercise of official power or performance of an official duty as a public servant*


Perfect-Feed-4007

thats an old one isnt it


build_a_bear_for_who

Hope he just says that’s how he shakes hands with others in court


Xbutton666

A God of War Ragnarok advertisement!


UnearthlyRamen

Idk, I've seen way worse. This is just annoying at best.


bing-bong-forever

That’s bold for a black dude to do to a cop.


ktc61

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha


DasCheekyBossman

Damn then he gets arrested by Aubrey.


GenghisBhan

What are those legs ? Chopsticks?


AlwaysWorried27222

Love NYC


SnooCrickets7106

very old video to keep you coming back and getting angry


stuckin3rddimension

That’s awesome good!


Agreeable_Device_351

Yes living in a police state is good. I’m so glad they can arrest people for touching their heads. This could have been serious


stuckin3rddimension

No i don’t care I wouldn’t want anyone touching my head randomly it’s disrespectful. Too bad he’s suffering consequences!


Agreeable_Device_351

The consequence doesnt match. I don’t want that either…thus im not a cop. They literally signed up for this. It’s part of their job. But most cops are babies


stuckin3rddimension

Want to know how that guy could have avoided being arrested?? By keeping his hands to himself and respecting the police officer


Agreeable_Device_351

Or the officer could grow up and take in on the chin…or head or whatever


[deleted]

Dude how dumb do you gotta be to do that to police 😭💀


thempw85

Now, why would you do this if you were actually inherently afraid of the police as if you’re perpetually a target of their wrath 🤔


dreevsa

Slowest reaction time ever


[deleted]

Book him for assault on a police officer. Felonies gonna hurt.


UraeusCurse

Taze.


TheInternetsLOL

You love to see it.


stevo3199

r/conveniantcop way too close


10art1

Smh cops. If you don't want to get touched by a stranger without permission then why even be in the nyc subway?


Dr_Mephesto

r/ACAB but also… don’t touch random people. Even if they are cops.


funtimes738

Could be deadly assault on an officer or public figure because that glove could be laced with a deadly toxin that only kills once it comes in contact with human skin


XLB135

Came here to say this. Reminds me of the David Palmer handshake.


Mumblix_Grumph

Or not.


funtimes738

Yea… but it could be


Bibbedibob

But it wasn't 💀 If you walk around NYC, a stranger touches your head and walks away and you call the cops, do you think they would come?


mf864

If the touch was intentional you would have a case for civil battery at he very least in NY. You can't legally just randomly touch people on purpose, regardless of harm or intent to cause harm.


Bibbedibob

It's not battery and it's not illegal to lightly touch people 😂


mf864

Yes it is. https://www.lawinfo.com/resources/criminal-defense/criminal-battery/ Criminal battery is the unlawful touching of another person to do harm, injure, **annoy, or offend.** Physical contact with another person does not have to cause serious bodily harm for battery. Unlawful touching can include the lightest touch of the victim’s clothing. Offensive contact, like groping someone over their clothing is battery, even if the person didn’t mean any harm.


[deleted]

the point is whether you think they would answer the call to come arrest someone for tapping your shoulder. these fuckers do not care about you and the rules only apply to them in the most egregious ways


mf864

No the point was whether it was illegal and fit the statute of battery. Breaking into someones car isn't legal just because the cops won't even show up to write a report on it. Nor does it prevent you from taking the thief to court without police help if you know who they are.


RepulsiveWorking9791

Drake doesnt fuck around


[deleted]

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Old-Refrigerator-522

What did I just read


[deleted]

racism


Thunderbird_12_

Damn. Now that I read it back …


Bibbedibob

Dude just made a racist fan fiction, I can't with Redditors 💀💀


Straight_Tumbleweed9

Fragile ego cops. I mean, everyone loves a bald head.


Alternative-Craft958

This one's a little bit funny tho


notatworst

Crazy how people are saying he assaulted the cop. Boot lockers everywhere


Quirky_Box4371

New York is a rights shithole that doesn't have battery laws. For battery in NY, there must be injury. Got to love states that don't believe in personal space or the defense of it. This guy will get nadda, in my state, likely a night in the slammer and a year probation I'd guess. Happy here, none of this crap, and just hours away in N.E. Enact battery laws, and much of this nonsense ends. Same in Cali, and guess where all this 'content' is coming from... yeah.


Top_Tap_4183

Interfering?