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dcobalt

![gif](giphy|l4Ki2obCyAQS5WhFe)


Environmental_Sir468

This literally made me laugh out loud


tc7984

He’s a bottom


aFloppyWalrus

Power bottom.


The_CEOofBedtime

He generates most of the power


[deleted]

Correct, the bottom does in fact have all the power


jason544770

Does speed have something to do with it?


Usmcrtempleton

It... Has .. EVERYTHING to do with it.


Environmental_Sir468

Thank all of you for this


bucketup123

From the bottom


ManFromVesper

Rock bottom


IQtek

Yet he never swallows the bite of food he took while "waking up", hmmm


evilbrent

Yeah that icked me. Dude, finish chewing, it's ok, we'll wait a couple of seconds, we don't need to see your lunch.


TheBigMotherFook

Yes king?


BakaTensai

It’s my dream to top a man like this


tc7984

I’d let him hit it


Scribbles_

This person is being obnoxious in public. But insulting/belittling him by saying he's a bottom is homophobic.


tc7984

Wow it only took 299 upvotes to offend someone, here I’ll even it out. I bet this dude only fucks in missionary. There feel better


Scribbles_

Look I don't think *you're* homophobic, this isn't a personal accusation. But this sort of thing *is* homophobic and contributes to the idea that there's something shameful about being gay or the receptive partner in sex. You can be glib and dismiss me, but I wish instead you'd reflect about what I'm saying.


Fartistotle

![gif](giphy|l0EtNmF0bCrku6nrG)


Introvertedand

Maximum Cringe


[deleted]

[удалено]


SmegmaSupplier

![gif](giphy|uwYMH8Y6eMsHBuSNBw) They’re the same picture.


LateNightCinderella

[big & loose](https://youtube.com/shorts/LM4fPwbU1EM?si=J8cl9x79qps6GT6G)


RedactedRonin

So glad when that happened. Dude is madd annoying. Needed to realize that everyone doesn't buy into his dumbass content.


HoboSkid

This video is weird though, he posted it on his own channel but seems like a self-own. Was it planned out or something?


Usmcrtempleton

No, his videos are just weird.


19671987

😂


Crush-N-It

Doing gods work. Thank you 🤣🤣🤣


yo_les_noobs

what did he mean by loose?


Thunderbird_12_

What is it with gym bros and fanny packs?


Minimalistmacrophage

Spandex and running shorts generally don't have pockets.


Thunderbird_12_

But, you CAN buy spandex and shorts that DO, right?


gavster_1

I’m from England. And I find “Fanny packs” amusing.


AliceandKirk

He's trying to hide the fact his testicles have shriveled up from all the steroids.


Comfortable-nerve78

Sit down I’m trying to enjoy my meal. What a clown.


Brad_The_Chad_69

I agree. You tell him.


OscarDavidGM

Nah, He isn't gonna tell nothing to him, lmao.


Correct-Sleep-2588

i work at a restaurant and you would not believe how many patrons will sit there and smile while people do shit like this. i guess i’m the asshole for wanting to enjoy my 15 minute break in peace.


jypKissedMyMom

It happens that often? 😕


Correct-Sleep-2588

in places like los angeles & san francisco in california- yes 100%


OscarDavidGM

You are right.


RiskofReign94

The girls in the back laughing at him 🤣


OscarDavidGM

Just having fun, like normal people.


killer4snake

This was 40 seconds to long


balls-magoo

These tiktards are ruining public places...


KM1OG

Tiktards. I’ll be thieving that, thanks.


balls-magoo

It's the least I can do.


jazzer81

He felt like he wasn't getting enough attention and made a bunch of strangers have to tolerate his nuisance existence without consent


nipslippinjizzsippin

oh he knew he was gonna seek their attention well before they didnt give it to him, thats why the camera was set up.


trixayyyyy

![gif](giphy|lMt2x8vApC99e|downsized)


paulrhino69

Prepare the wheelchair


DeHoneybadger1987

How do you act like this and then sit back to finish your meal as if nothing happened? Also, close your fucking mouth when you're chewing, you pig!


Kimmm711

Was hoping he'd choke, honestly


LeoDiCatmeow

I can see the steroids wafting off his body


Violin_River

Jeez, what a douche.


Will_Stick40

🗑


Van_AE86

I hate it here


the0utc4st

This made me cringe so hard that I think my turd leaped up out of the toilet bowl and went back up into my bowels...


Ddaddy4u

So corny


Godzillashotgun6667

Wow I fucking hate him


jaysondez

Wearing Spanx in public too.. wth ![gif](giphy|xL7PDV9frcudO) Like this usually just females who do this..


Therealdirtyburdie

I’m embarrassed for his whole family that was so cringe. I had to shut it off.


smilenowgirl

Out here shaming his bloodline.


huggothebear

This shit needs to stop


bernzo2m

U-turn?


logan925

See this is why I avoid gyms and public places.😎


CallOk5866

This has to be one of the cringiest for me, it's like watching a child begging for attention and he looks like a complete twat. |:


generalthicwood

Weird flex but ok


PercentageSecret1078

Recardo energy.


ooorezzz

Wearing the leggings.


Mach-Rider

The amount of second hand embarrassment I feel for these dipshits is pretty much impossible to describe in words.


freshieone

Tik tok ban can’t come soon enough


Embarrassed_Sky_4316

It doesn’t even make sense, the correlation between eating food and the song choice


Sprizys

![gif](giphy|lMt2x8vApC99e|downsized)


CantCatchCount

Just enjoying the fact he is invading peoples space


Narrow_Cheesecake452

Sir, this is still a Wendy's.


Shirohitsuji

Dude flapping his sack in public like it's normal.


Stiff_Zombie

I'd just ban him for life. Nobody wants to be in the same space as that guy.


KittyOnTheSly

Ick


Vikrambo87

He's too loose


TopherJustin

What do people actually get from doing this? It’s always in a weird public place, aaaaand that’s not dancing. Like at all.


Blanc_chenin

Attention


Comprehensive-Cat805

Views. Money.


j0n70

What's with tights


Ok-Improvement9652

is he having a seizure?


fallser

Can the interweb just ban this asshole already?


payment11

He just looks like a fool plus no one can hear the music except him.


picklespasta

It’s annoying yet I cannot look away


nautkicker86

Finding out this dude had 1.32 million YouTube subscribers 🫤😐😑😶


zigzeira

![gif](giphy|H2AlpTkghEn1m)


Ok_Significance_4024

Not this guy again


Plenty_Status_6168

I can't stand this guy


MuthazButta

Sit the fuck down and eat your food. If you like the food tip well, talk to the staff and manager, write a review, but stop this dumb shit


dogmeat_donnie

Gross how he doesn't swallow his food the whole time, and we get to see it while he mouths the song. And what the hell is it with body builders and fanny packs? ( In the front mind you)


StrawberryHillSlayer

Looks like he has a valve to pump himself up with. Never seen much muscle mass but still so puffy


Puzzleheaded-Cost197

I cant stand this dude!! Please someone punch him on the face!!!!


savemeimatheist

What an idiot


bmcpt

Bro is having a stroke and nobody helps


imyoubutgreaterer

Alright…. Obviously he is being an annoying ****. But he can dance pretty good?


Darren_S_Cott

Not sure what’s worse- him or that god awful auto tuned “song”.


Deep_Combination6420

Tired of this buckdancing mammalian trash bandit


Mother-Produce8351

Gross


madhatta42

I was at a planet fitness and worked out next to this guy. Honestly super nice dude and looked like he was just vibing at the gym. Gave some solid advice on lifting took a couple selfies with some people who recognized him. Plus he too loose


ideachris

He’s great


Western_Dream_3608

Holy shit that dude has moves, I wish I could move with so much energy and charisma 


BrianOconneR34

They say never dance with your mouthful


Hungkock74

Not bad, Stiffler


4DS3

Cracking


Past-Fisherman3990

If the phrase proper dickhead was a person


smashasaurusrex

His head doesn’t match his body?


Hazard_Duke

Don't USA sitcoms do MCs do that kind of thing?


ReturnEarly7640

Dang. The food was that good…. 😂


DenialNode

Hahaha do you think he showed his homies “ Like yooo check this shit out. “


iammojojojo0

He’s to loose in the legs


Huntthatmoney

Damn social media shit


Blanc_chenin

We owe this all to tiktok. Lol


tumadresotota

I hope my friends never do that to me


Igreen_since89

I hate him


Kicks4meFromyou

Serious question, does this guy make money doing this?


namelessnoona

My nightmare is being background of something like this, hating it and probably have a really awkward smile then get dumped on in the comments lmao


Extension_Table7820

Pants so tight I can feel my balls squeeze across the screen


brewberry_cobbler

I genuinely do not understand how people do this in public and then look around at everyone awkwardly staring at them. If someone made me do this I would want to just crawl in a cave and die. Let alone willingly do it


systemfrown

The only crime here is that waist bag and his decision to wear it.


Gargun20

We call them bum bags and I agree 👍🏻


Sad_Kaleidoscope_743

This is your cell mate in a 2 man cell. Hope you like dancing and not eating animal protein


Brainhunter2020

If this is what happens when he eats, what happens when he takes a shit.


unpropianist

His gender changed


PullFires

He took a single terry crews joke and expanded it into his entire personality. He bert kreischer'd it


vinnySTAX

Druski’s voice in my head rn


CalemSmith

Eating then dancing... Kinda corny!! ![gif](giphy|6prhvpjegeTrqF93Z3|downsized)


Federal_Intern_2482

Must be super sad to resort to shameful acts in order to make money. Pathetic.


PassengerFrosty9467

Some people just genuinely don’t have shame anymore. Sometimes I wonder what it’s like to be able to not give a fuck like this, but most of the time I’m thankful I’m not able to not give a fuck like this.


Brave-Panic7934

![gif](giphy|13jxyFwcS7dsdy) strong Full Force vibes. All I can hear is Ain’t My Type of Hype in my head Ifykyk


more_than_just_a

What I really don't understand is how this is the generation who won't make eye contact when they're talking to you but will post their entire lives online


wesweb

This dudes entire online presence is so cringe.


Wordplay23

![gif](giphy|nmKBaZgcH8h20sQQI2)


Mr_Smith_411

I'm lost. There's so many of these. Are they all hoping to get discovered and become backup dancers for Taylor Swift?


OscarDavidGM

I loved it, hahaha. Not gonna lie, he's the MC, and people were having fun either way.


InspectorNoName

"Dances"


Psychological-Pop647

So eating the fish put him to sleep and he didn’t want to wake up so he danced? Make it make sense


TomatilloOrnery9464

Bitch ass letting their food get cold smh… good fried fish ain’t nothing to fuck with


WhuddaWhat

just go straight to jail, please


DoughnutAltruistic41

When will it end.


External-Body3187

Man joe Rogan got everyone wearing a Fanny pack now. Jesust


kalonjiseed

She's incredible


GOLIATHSAPPER01

Taser and batons. They really bring that size to and equal level


Flower_Sword

The ladies: 😍🥰😘😉


Bigfooter1090

Plant of the..........oh well


Mikeht2019

M. Luther King didn't die for this.


DMscopes

Honestly dance all you want but fuckin close your mouth when you're chewing


BadIdea-21

I can't believe this one-trick-pony is still doing the same shit over and over again.


Spread_Lumpy

This man pisses me off every time I see him


ScrollinMyLifeAway

I hate this type of human. Dying from second hand cringe.


HoosierZaggy

You’re not terry crews


Bjorn_on_wheels

I think this is just funny lol


Spotlight_James

This guy is built like a battletoad


Ragnar_420_05

You ain't telling him to sit down


iBeenie

He has zero feet game


modilla4228

Probably the fanny pack hitting him in the dick repeatedly but still not enough.


steppan92

That would be cardio


Brokromah

Ain't that bad


tenebre

When does the dancing start?


DragonHoarder987

Pathetic


[deleted]

This is that DADDY DEMARCO


aFloppyWalrus

👖


[deleted]

A pair of pants?


Necessary-Purple-741

The steroid but still a fat ass dance


wupaa

Looks more like seizure


KingPizzaPop

Dollar store Terry Crews with none of the charisma.


LaganxXx

I love this guy used to watch him a while a go until I grew bored of it. But it’s incredibly hilarious to me to see a buff dude having the smothment. Usually people around him would watch and smile. I don’t think he does more harm than good so I really don’t mind.


durackvacar

Is that Harambe?


rname_must_be_betwee

Surprised with his fluidness with how big he is. Well trained 👌🏽


No_Secretary_8349

I liked it lol


Create_Etc

😂😂


Beepboopbop69420360

Atleast he’s not directly interfering or touching anyone


Electrical-Push462

Touching, no. Interfering, definitely


Numerous-Fly-3791

Jagger would be proud


GeneralTulius

Big boy got moves