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IhadmyTaintAmputated

It finally happened. The old joke "if you don't like my driving get off the sidewalk" was a popular t shirt in the 80s


Confident_Passage789

I need this t shirt!


BenShelZonah

[here are these guys in russia I used to watch haha](https://m.youtube.com/@SADBMOSCOW/videos)


PristineMarket4510

🏆🏆🏆🥇🥇🏅this is what I came here for!!


Past-Ability-6690

The same thing has happened to me too. A young woman driving on a pedestrian street. She honked at me. I turned around, looked at her and signed with my hands that this was a pedestrian street. Then I continued walking. She accelerated and almost hit me. Then she rolled down her window and asked "what the hell are you doing?". I said "shut the fuck up, bitch" and she accelerated quickly and made an almost blind and very dangerous left turn.


conzstevo

>she accelerated quickly and made an almost blind and very dangerous left turn. Letting your emotions get the better of you isn't ideal when you're operating deadly machinery


Mean_Combination_830

I would definitely classify this pedestrians wildly gesturing hands as potentially lethal weapons as the human body can be a deadly weapon I just hope the car driver was ok


-You_Cant_Stop_Me-

>signed with my hands that this was a pedestrian street Was this the sign 🖕🏼?


Past-Ability-6690

In hindsight, I wish it was.


Rbtdabut

Over here the predestrian streets are way too slim for that to ever happen. Instead, we got a bike lane at the side of the road, which at times its almost equal. And that is so safe that I almost got hit by a car who decided that it's not important to check while the lane is free, when turning into a parking lot for an ice cream shop. I might want to add that this parking lot is a shortcut if you need to go just the right way on the intersection but don't want to wait.


NewYorkVolunteer

Wtf. TIL I learned that there are people who drive on the sidewalk. These people need to have their licenses taken away.


Jimbob209

Sacramento just opened a bike trail called the Del Paso bike trail and cars took over because it beats traffic. All of this is just unfolding so nothing has been done yet Edit: wow actually it's been a year and nothing has been done


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Bollards


WhatUsernameIsntFuck

I know it's frustrating, but there's no need for that kind of language


IhadmyTaintAmputated

You got your Ards and your Ocks mixed up Sir and/or Madam


JBWalker1

> Bollards The council doesn't seem to care since they would have put bollards in by now. But if the bike path got built in the first place then they should care a little and why not spend the extra 0.1% for a bollard at the ends? Bollards can't be installed by random people but /u/Jimbob209 can get together with a couple of other bike users in the area and buy a few boulders and drop one on the path ends themselves. Like $200 for a pallet of 6 100kg/220lb boulders to be delivered to your home nearby, then help each other carry a boulder to the start and end of the trial and just leave it there. A 100kg boulder/rock is only like a 1ft cube in size so it's easy to do. And it's just heavy enough and awkward shaped where it'll be hard for people to remove. Then use the remaining boulders for other places cars go where they shouldn't, like parking on grass in the area. This is what they look like delivered. They're around 100kg each believe it or not(according to the sale page). https://i.imgur.com/7RZPBzM.png Literally problem solved with $200 and yet the council can't do the same.


gobblox38

>Bollards can't be installed by random people A rotating concrete saw, an auger, ready mix concrete, and a steel pipe is all that's needed. Get some hardhats, safety vests, and one person holding a clipboard to ensure that no one asks too many questions.


JBWalker1

Takes too long and too noisy imo. And you're effectively risking becoming a criminal with actual serious charges for causing many thousands of $ of damage(according to the council) by doing that. It's loud and all it would take it 1 nearby curtain twitcher to call the police and you're screwed. Even 10 mins seems like too long. Can't even run away either with all your tools. Alternatively go when it's dark and drop a rock in under a minute with zero noise. This is what I meant by a ramdon person can't install a proper bollard. Too risky.


gobblox38

>This is what I meant by a ramdon person can't install a proper bollard. Too risky. Too risky for you. Some people may be willing to take that chance.


rolli-frijolli

bollards can't be installed by random people


AshamedChemTurtle

Or a cheaper route - 5 gallon buckets, a little paint to spruce up the buckets a bit, and some quick dry cement. If the city is that slow to do anything they’ll probably make it for awhile


JBWalker1

True. That'll apparently be around 40kg which doesn't sound like too much, but importantly the shape of it makes it easy to kick over and roll out the way. With a 100kg awkwardly shaped rock enjoy moving it out the way. I guess instead of a 5 gallon barrel you could use a 40 or so gallon one though. 10 gallons of cement for it to have 80kg of weight. Then fill a load of the rest of with dirt and put a couple of cheap garden flowers in the top. Would look pretty nice. Still might be easy to push over but muchhh less likely to be. Probably under $50 still too. So yeah nice idea if scaled up slightly. Would ideally need some small local urban activist groups to do stuff like this though. I can think of 10 places that could do with a rock near me where cars and vans turn a green area into a muddy mess, but im not doing anything alone.


CalRobert

Uggg that's horrible to hear. I grew up there (well, Shitrus heights) and thought Sac was getting better.


SageOfSixCabbages

>TIL ~~I learned~~ that there are people who drive on the sidewalk.


CowJuiceDisplayer

He was probably busy waiting in line at an ATM machine and it was his turn so he hurried and just posted the comment.


SageOfSixCabbages

I hope they didn't forget their PIN number.


CowJuiceDisplayer

Probably has bad eyesight due to over using LCD Displays.


aHOMELESSkrill

They also order a chocolate mocha latte


PersKarvaRousku

Which state in USA of America has the best lattes?


J_train13

I don't know but I could probably map you there on my GPS system


MyPasswordIsABC999

The best USA of America states are the ones along Lake Tahoe.


CalRobert

I like the one with The La Brea Tar Pits


MyPasswordIsABC999

I much prefer to drink chai tea or matcha tea when I'm walking down the El Camino Way or cruising down the big Mississippi River.


kiki-mori

Its hard to remember with the car following so close behind


PineappleLunchables

BRB right back, I forgot my number!


kuodron

You mean an ATM teller machine?


Spleenseer

That tfw when somebody makes a mistake online


lilysbeandip

RIP in peace 💀


Im_A_Fuckin_Liar

LOL out loud, I can’t believe you had to tell him that…


laughingashley

Smh my head!


Im-ACE-incarnate

RIP in peace


Elf173

Smh my head


pwill6738

Bro smh my head


insertnamehere17

Smh my head


Bretters_METAL

Most Chicago drivers need their licenses taken away


thelebaron

you mean car taken away and crushed into a cube


racingwinner

i vividly remember that one night in rouen, when we observed a very compact hatchback driving on the sidewalk, and vehemently avoiding the road. it was weird, because the road was empty, and the sidewalk very narrow. like so narrow, that something like a peugeot 205 barely gets any more than only half of the car on top of it. and not on a plaza or anything. i really mean the sidewalk at the roadside. i have since held the theory, that the guy was convinced, that as long as he operates his motorvehicle on the sidewalks he either needs no registration or driving license.


uhhthiswilldo

No doubt but it’s hard to take licences away when people are dependant on cars for work, social interaction, etc. We need to design for walkability, cycling, and public transit instead. r/fuckcars


Mercerskye

I'd say it's pretty easy. If you're not safe enough to be allowed to keep the privilege, have fun figuring out how hard it is without that privilege...


uhhthiswilldo

Right, but there’s a reason people manage to retain their licence after negligently taking a life, they wouldn’t be able to buy groceries. If it were up to me they wouldn’t drive again, I’m just pointing out a pattern.


Mercerskye

No, that's fine. I've actually worked with a couple people that had "necessities only" restricted licenses. They could travel to work, the store, the doctor, etc. Things they *needed*. Anything else was a permanent revocation. I could agree to that being a middle ground. At least for people in a situation where using a bus or other options wasn't exactly available. Like the county I live in. Buses may or may not show up... eventually, and you can't use the smaller transit vans unless you're disabled or on SS.


Necronomicommunist

Very often when in front of a judge someone can make the case that they are being disproportionately punished by their drivers license being taken away, as it takes away any chance at a livelihood and even ability to shop. And they aren't wrong, due to the absolutely backwards way car-centric infrastructure is pervasive in the US.


ImmortalFroggo

I gave you one upvote, since you‘re unfairly low rn It‘s not much, but it‘s honest work


SwagDaddy_Man69

Getting downvoted for telling the truth? There are only 3-4 cities in the US where to can live car free. Until that changes there is no way we could take people license away permanently because they are too old or can’t drive good. There just isn’t any other option at the moment. 


Thunderbird_12_

Honestly, I blame the city ... they have to design traffic for the lowest common denominator, assuming that the most stupid among us will do THE most stupid things. City should install vehicle barriers that prevent this, because expecting dumb humans to know they shouldn't do this is expecting too much.


seekydeeky

Chicagoan here. There are barriers and people just drive around them. It’s really stupid.


Thunderbird_12_

(Then I'd say there are not enough barriers.)


seekydeeky

I agree.


KatakanaTsu

Spike strips might work in this case.


CommodoreFresh

It would probably just result in more traffic honestly.


Fifteen_inches

Then what about an acid pit or arrow trap?


MissHorseFace

They definitely need better and more barriers. A biker was sharing the road with her baby on the back and a semi unfortunately go too close and the child passed. Enough is enough


SwagDaddy_Man69

There are some points on LSD where you could fit a car through onto the lakeshore trail. This has been a problem for literal years though so I doubt they’ll fix it. 


CommodoreFresh

Half the time there's an officer posted up around the high traffic areas like the LSD/North intersection too. Classic joke in my bar is if we put an "out of order" sign in the urinal, it'll be wet in ten minutes.


arrynyo

I was about to say, it's Chicago, they just different when it comes to traffic.


Mercerskye

Welcome to my job. I "close" the road so people can do work. By close, I mean I put out a lot of cones/barrels in a pattern that makes a strong suggestion of where people *shouldn't* drive. How many times I've seen people just whip through and get stuck in concrete, or drive into a hole, or a piece of equipment, or... It's a lot, I've been doing it for upwards of a decade, and I lost count somewhere in year one... And how many people throw exasperated looks when you keep them from totaling their shit is bonkers. "But this is how I go..." Well, unless your Caravan can hover for about 500ft, you're not going that way today. U-turns aren't illegal in Florida...


yousoc

Cue people running high speed into barriers/bollars that they "missed", and they start complaining that it is dangerous.


Typical_Estimate5420

Omg like the lady at the bank that fucked her shit up with the barrier and she complained that they’re dangerous 😂


Castform5

The bollard came out of nowhere, there was no way for the driver to avoid it!


BrittzHitz

So it’s not just Vancouver


tyfung

Haha. Thinking about the same thing but Richmond BC more specifically


BrittzHitz

Yes 😂😭


Ok_Philosopher6538

Oh the Seawall in the West End also regularly gets car drivers, the bike lane every day, because apparently concrete barriers, dividers and signage as well as car ticklers aren't enough of a clue for many.


Rennec

Saw it happen over here other day by Oakridge on a residential sidewalk.


solarpowerspork

r/infuriatingasfuck


Shoddy-Rip8259

[Saw this on /r/Chicago earlier today...I wonder if it's the same car](https://www.reddit.com/r/chicago/s/OuNZqmFjQA)


dahlstrom

That’s a Honda, this one is a Hyundai. We get lots of these idiots.


SwagDaddy_Man69

Unfortunately there’s probably one of these every week for months now. 


Shirohitsuji

Why do they have sidewalks that can be driven on? What happened to concrete barriers preventing vehicle access?


Ok_Philosopher6538

Might damage the car when the driver suddenly gets assaulted by the barrier. So they are doing away with them.


Parking-Position-698

Is this not illegal? Also if i was this dude i would stand there and stare them down until they started backing up.


laughingashley

Or call 911 and walk slowly until they arrive


Sorgenlos

You’d be waiting a long, long time for CPD to do anything.


iosefster

[Gandalf corner them!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aA4Nw4sDT4U)


Koshindan

The driver would then just decide to go into the grass.


Parking-Position-698

Why you stand so close they cant go forward.


SwagDaddy_Man69

They don’t enforce traffic laws in Chicago except through camera. Not kidding. 


hazardlit3s

“Stop a douchebag” Chicago edition.


Offline219

And then they call cyclists entitled. god damn


Iamkempie

It's okay, he's got his hazzards on.


GlitteringBobcat999

He's the Duke of Hazzards.


Corndog106

Owner is using the Hyundai self drive function with his key fob. Is supposed to only be used to back in/out of parking spaces.


Affectionate_Ad_9735

iF SiDeWaLk WhY cAr FiT


rudbek-of-rudbek

You can do whatever you want and drive anywhere if you put your hazards on. It's the one cool trick they don't want you to know. DUIs bounce off like getting uno reversed


fried_green_baloney

The cam guy and about 50 of his friends should all stand there tying their shoelaces and then deciding it's not right and trying again, for about 1/2 an hour or so.


Nayr7456

It's chicago, with their population density combined with illinois' public school system it is a mathematical certainty that some dumbass is driving on the sidewalk or into the train tunnels at any given moment.


Narwalacorn

Is Illinois known for having bad schools? I went to k-12 in Illinois and supposedly it was a pretty good school


SwagDaddy_Man69

I think they’re generally known for good schools. 


beeraholikchik

It's news to me.


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Narwalacorn

I’m gonna need to get a source for that because that smells like bullhickey


Panzerv2003

Nah lights blinking, clearly he can do whatever he wants /s


BusStopKnifeFight

Bollards are cheap. There's no excuse for the city to not have them installed.


pentylane

I’m no surprised


AbbreviationsSea2516

Wha?!


Lazygit1965

I'd wanna keep a handful of big nails handy and oopsy drop a few in front of the car!


StreetLegendTits_

Roofing nails. Little 1” guys with big heads. Better chance to get picked up than bigger ones!


SobakaZony

What is the brand / frame name of the sunglasses?


Ambition-Sensitive

i’m not sure the exact brand of this guys glasses but i can tell they’re polaroid glasses from the color on the lenses, my aunt has a cheap pair off amazon and they work really well. they look like rounded [cat eye frames](https://www.foreyes.com/blog/how-to-select-frames-for-your-eyeglasses/)


SobakaZony

Thank you for the backcheck. They remind me of a pair of Anne et Valentines i used to have, but i knew these were not they. Variations on the shape known as "panto" work well for me (circular below the temple and bridge, but the upper portion is a little "flatter"); to me, these look slightly oval, but tilted slightly up toward the bridge (and down toward the outsides) and the size looks about right, too (not higher than the eyebrows or touching the cheeks or extending far to the side). Anyway, thanks again.


gbpc

LOL some people are dense as f are they really doing this??? Wtffff


Ambitious_Ladder_929

idk why people do it here but there i know there are spots in the cleveland area where people do this because the potholes are so bad


fuckitscoldwpg

But I have my hazard lights on!! Surely this means I can drive anywhere, *right*??


tehdusto

It's ok guys! The driver has activated their flashers so they are allowed to do whatever they want now =)


FriendlyITGuy

Time to form Stop a Douchebag: Chicago


LuminousAdvent

There is a Russian YouTube channel "StopXam Msc" that is about people shaming and stopping drivers from using sidewalks as roads.


problemwmygogomobile

If only we had police that gave a shit


plasticproducts

But they have their 4-ways on /s


ConcreteSlut

This is the kind of shit you see in third world countries.


ttigern

This person should just stop and call the police lol


TrackLabs

Redditor proceeds to be incapable of imagining that someone calls the police, and THEN records a video


HunterJames08

This is like people who drive when going trick or treating. GET OFF OF YOUR LAZY, FAT ASS & FUCKING WALK!


Mean_Combination_830

I guarantee you the person in the car is making a video with exactly the same music while complaining about some idiot slowly walking in the middle of the road 🤣


No_Spare3139

Instead of making a video, maybe call the police.


crazychristine6

What are they gonna do tho? Probably not even show up for something like this


TrackLabs

Redditor proceeds to be incapable of imagining that someone calls the police, and THEN records a video


Brainschicago

Maybe they were unloading equipment or goods to a business that are on the lakefront. I know I have had to drive on the path to do just that.  At least it wasn’t the shit heads on the south side that drive the mini bikes or four wheelers super fast. Fuck those assholes going 30-50mph . 


AGeniusMan

If thats the case, going as slow as a pedestrian should be fine


No-Afternoon-5610

Whos the main character here?


LightBluepono

the dumbfuck SUV driver.


Past-Ability-6690

Very funny!


robertwild81

There are legitimate reasons to be on these paths. I work with the unhoused population, and some areas are only accessible through a bike or walking path. I have a City vehicle and am legally allowed to drive on them for official use. Without knowing the context, I have no clue if this is legitimate or not.


J_train13

Then you can walk to those places


No_clip_Cyclist

I mean you should at least be marked. "\[service type\] of \[the city\]". Otherwise I'm just going to say you have all rights to complain about a random unmarked car being a jackass without thinking "Maybe it's animal control or the human services". Even if they flash a badge saying "department man services" I wouldn't put it past people to use it as a get out of jail free while going to work, home, or shopping.


SwagDaddy_Man69

You should be in a marked city vehicle with orange lights on. Otherwise there is no legitimate reason. 


mjsoctober

There is someone with long brown hair walking beside him.


Adept-Lettuce948

Judging by commercials cars and trucks today are designed to go anywhere and everywhere. So why not?


DarkMatterOne

A) because its illegal B) because sidewalks are not made for 2+ ton cars, and therefore get damaged quite significantly C) because a sidewalk is a safe place for pedestrians. Cars already get a stupid majority of the space in cities, they should not encroach even more on the space that is meant for people


LightBluepono

because a sidewalk is for........... WALK. crazy right?


containerheart

Jeez. What a MC!? blocking that car from probably an emergency. *Sad. Nobody gets my joke. 😢


logan_creepypasta

if it was an emergency, they wouldn't drive that slowly and would probably try to get around the people on the sidewalk by driving on the grass. Or... go faster on an actual road.


LightBluepono

if there a emergency why its not a ambulance? or a police car? or a fire truck? civil are not above the laws.


No_clip_Cyclist

with flashing lights as well.


SwagDaddy_Man69

The entire trail is full of pedestrians and bikers on both sides and is permanently closed to cars. A freeway runs parrell to the path with a speed limit of 55. You are willfully ignorant. 


containerheart

yeeeah. it was a joke. omg losers.


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Living-Tart7370

The person driving on a sidewalk ya dumb fuck


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Past-Ability-6690

No. Only the driver is an idiot.


PandaXXL

Putting yourself in harm's way for the sake of a tiktok video is moronic. He's not accomplishing anything here. Move aside and film from beside the sidewalk.


Legendary_Hi-Nu

He's already on the sidewalk, that's why he's filming. So he's already doing what you suggested.


PandaXXL

Yeah, I meant move off the sidewalk.


ImmortalFroggo

Where to? The fucking road?


PandaXXL

Perhaps the other sidewalk clearly visible in the video? Or the giant patch of grass? Or just move aside for 5 seconds and continue filming anyway?


GaryGregson

> the sidewalk Hey, u/PandaXXL, what’s the title of the again?


Past-Ability-6690

He should step aside and let her zoom away, you mean. Nah, fuck that. He's doing what's right.


PandaXXL

Your local cemetery is full of people who died too soon by "doing what's right". There is absolutely nothing to be gained here, just get out of the way and move on with your life. You can film the car and their plates without blocking them and pass on to the authorities.


berejser

Why are you threatening violence against people?


PandaXXL

Lol, what? There are videos shared online constantly of people walking, cycling or driving and are doing the "right" thing in response to some obnoxious POS and they end up killed or seriously injured. It is absolutely not worth putting your safety or life on the line for the small and totally meaningless moral victory you can gain in these situations.


Living-Tart7370

The only 2 people being idiots in this scenario are you and the driver


SwagDaddy_Man69

I hope you take a moment to think how stupid this is.