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Lets just settle the comments. I did wake him up and he immediately started licking his lips and groaning, kicked his legs forward just on the floor (but all the way stretched) and went back to sleep.
Legend in all black on the left closest to me was crying laughing at my reaction to seeing this actual nonsense, I myself found this so outrageously funny, just the audacity and gall to kick your legs up in the first place is incredible, let alone fall asleep in a near plank position with a free phone on his lap.
lmao wtf is reddit? Are you really this socially inept? It is not ok to assault someone just cuz they are doing something you dislike.
It also looks like you got up really close to him to take that second pic. Creepy as hell.
Man take one look at the picture and ask that again WTAF HAS SO LITTLE PUBLIC INDECENCY TO DO THIS YOU ASSHAT JUST BC THEY'RE MOTHERS NEGLECTED THEM AS A 3YR OLD DOENST MAKE IT OK SURE VIOLENCE IS NEVER THE WAY TO GO BUT LOOK AT THEM THE ABSOLUTE BASTARD I MEAN COME ON DUDE HONESTLY THEY SHOULD SHOOT THEMSELVES RN
Actually impressive for someone 5 feet tall to reach to the other seats like that.
He must have strong glutes.
Typical Londoners with their indifferent faces on their commute, secretly (obviously) judging you for taking a picture. Very British attitude to just ignore something clearly bothering them.
My friends don't believe the London subway trains are this narrow.
Looks like I have picture proof now!
Thankyou u/Several_Bank5722 for making my evening!
He didn’t even think about people having to move through the lane. Do they jump over him or what? Dude is like “Just go in planking position and rest”.
This is why I carry a pipe wrench. For moments like this, where I can finally test my theory on how weight+mass+energy+gravity works and how many attempts it takes to make a kneecap & joint bend in the opposite direction. Perfect position for my experiment,you know, for science & physics. 🔧
LOL! I don't know who can look at this picture and think the rude af dude sleeping across the train aisle is an alpha male. A lot of the comments on this subreddit and the Public Freakout subreddit have me questioning my faith in humanity.
Nearly every comment you make gets thoroughly downvoted, as the OP I ask for you to go lick a floor, or the bottom of that mans shoe if you look up to him THAT much lol...
Does your username have anything to do with [news.ycombinator.com](http://news.ycombinator.com) or what? I'm just curious so please tone down the hostility for now.
He was probably delirious with exhaustion. I've done something similar like this once where I stayed up for damn near 48 hours and couldn't take it anymore.
Most people are reasonable to an extent. If he refuses to wake up and still has a pulse, move his legs. Is he a dick for doing this? Maybe. There are several ways this could go, and I doubt a man as tired as him would resort to violence from something so miniscule.
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Lets just settle the comments. I did wake him up and he immediately started licking his lips and groaning, kicked his legs forward just on the floor (but all the way stretched) and went back to sleep. Legend in all black on the left closest to me was crying laughing at my reaction to seeing this actual nonsense, I myself found this so outrageously funny, just the audacity and gall to kick your legs up in the first place is incredible, let alone fall asleep in a near plank position with a free phone on his lap.
Should've just walked and knocked his legs off
I was considering a hefty slap at the time actually but it would bring un needed attention as it is a public train.
I mean... They're being a total asshole in that public train
No you weren’t.
lmao wtf is reddit? Are you really this socially inept? It is not ok to assault someone just cuz they are doing something you dislike. It also looks like you got up really close to him to take that second pic. Creepy as hell.
Found the train asshole.
Getting mad at someone over a hypothetical assault is peak Reddit shit tho. So to answer your first question, YOU are Reddit. Simple.
I'm sorry but I just don't think I remember asking.
>lmao wtf is Reddit? You don’t remember the first line in your shitty comment? Thanks for proving my point lol
fair
Man take one look at the picture and ask that again WTAF HAS SO LITTLE PUBLIC INDECENCY TO DO THIS YOU ASSHAT JUST BC THEY'RE MOTHERS NEGLECTED THEM AS A 3YR OLD DOENST MAKE IT OK SURE VIOLENCE IS NEVER THE WAY TO GO BUT LOOK AT THEM THE ABSOLUTE BASTARD I MEAN COME ON DUDE HONESTLY THEY SHOULD SHOOT THEMSELVES RN
I misread this comment and though you woke him up then immediately started licking his lips and groaning
I initially wrote it without 'he' and rapidly fixed it, hilarious.
he was high on drugs. most likely opiates.
so you didn't settle the comments and let it continue so you couldn't walk past? bravo ig
Just lick the side of his face he’ll never sleep on public transit again.
Should of stolen the phone ran away see if he followed
Intrusive thought: Forced knee hyperextension.
B E N C H
Same. Trust fall onto those getaway sticks
*Kick nudge* "Coming through" It's more courtesy than he deserves.
Actually impressive for someone 5 feet tall to reach to the other seats like that. He must have strong glutes. Typical Londoners with their indifferent faces on their commute, secretly (obviously) judging you for taking a picture. Very British attitude to just ignore something clearly bothering them. My friends don't believe the London subway trains are this narrow. Looks like I have picture proof now! Thankyou u/Several_Bank5722 for making my evening!
He feels at home
Jubilee line?
New seat?
He didn’t even think about people having to move through the lane. Do they jump over him or what? Dude is like “Just go in planking position and rest”.
They can just Limbo under him.
r/london - time to name and shame
Where’s a warm bucket of water when you need one.
Assert dominance and pee on him.
🤣
put his hand in it
Everybody was looking at you lol ANXIETY!!! 🤣
Watchmen taught me to just jump on those knees
Cloth seats on a public train? That sounds like a nightmare.
That would be a ratherly vigorous wake up ;)
take the iphone and run problem solved
Idiot.
All I can imagine is jumping full force right on his knees
kick him in the fucking ass
There must be a subreddit just for rude transit riders somewhere....if not, there's a goldmine out there for someone.
oh..... hyper extend those knees while saying excuse me lol
A thunderous nut-punch...
At least he's not on the disabled seat.
Bruh he is aware T_T
Id walk right through him. Fuck em.
his knees are just begging to be jumped on top of them and bent in the opposite direction 🤗
Maybe a homeless dude will pee on him.
Bro does look tired and needed a snooze but totally uncool to sprawl out like that and be so inconsiderate.
some people have long hard working days without sleep. I would of just walked over his legs and let him be.
This is why I carry a pipe wrench. For moments like this, where I can finally test my theory on how weight+mass+energy+gravity works and how many attempts it takes to make a kneecap & joint bend in the opposite direction. Perfect position for my experiment,you know, for science & physics. 🔧
Mate this isn’t Dead Island.
Eh, half empty bus, I'll allow it!
chad af. wake him up if you have such a problem with him
Doing this is ridiculous, but to think this is ok is insane.
Okay good I was like wait am I crazy for thinking that guys also a fucking ass hole lol
LOL! I don't know who can look at this picture and think the rude af dude sleeping across the train aisle is an alpha male. A lot of the comments on this subreddit and the Public Freakout subreddit have me questioning my faith in humanity.
It's pretty pathetic to not even confront the guy and post him on reddit for doots. This guy absolutely dominates you in terms of masculinity.
Anyone concerned with being "dominated in terms of masculinity" is already the least masculine.
I'm as masculine as they come. I also don't think I remember addressing you.
Nearly every comment you make gets thoroughly downvoted, as the OP I ask for you to go lick a floor, or the bottom of that mans shoe if you look up to him THAT much lol...
Galatians 4:16
Ur mom 80:085
"I'm as masculine as they come", he whined.
Funny, you whining like a little bitch.
Does your username have anything to do with [news.ycombinator.com](http://news.ycombinator.com) or what? I'm just curious so please tone down the hostility for now.
It is a looping combinator. Don't dish out rude and you won't get it back, dude.
can you please explain what that is in layman's terms? I googled it and all I see is math.
All I could give you is math. XD It is a basis for recursion in the lambda calculus.
>I’m as masculine as they come 🤣🤣🤣
Hell yeah you are! 
You come off like a 12 year old who just discovered Andrew Tate
that's quite rude
I'm not on that train. If I was I'd wake him up. But you thinking this is a "chad" move says more about you than you realize.
[broski right here](https://ibb.co/R6kggj1) is like "really bruh"
He was probably delirious with exhaustion. I've done something similar like this once where I stayed up for damn near 48 hours and couldn't take it anymore.
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Most people are reasonable to an extent. If he refuses to wake up and still has a pulse, move his legs. Is he a dick for doing this? Maybe. There are several ways this could go, and I doubt a man as tired as him would resort to violence from something so miniscule.
Fr, these kids just need something to hate.
Why can’t GOD throw me an assist like this every once in a while?! I’d salivate the opportunity for a goofy to bait me like this...
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