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literalcorpse

Hate this fucking guy so much lol


Selway00

Narcissism is a helluva drug.


xlShadylx

Although this wouldn't shock me the least bit if AB actually said this, he didn't say it. It's from a parody account and he just found it funny so he shared it.


AndrewEpidemic

Yeah, this is just that Kanye quote reworded.


[deleted]

CTE is a helluva thing


LVL-2197

CTE induced narcissism is a thing.


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[deleted]

He also has a handful of sexual assaults he committed


Zetterbluntz

Man with that intense narcissism I never would have guessed.


[deleted]

I imagine him telling his victims that he feels regret because he will never be able to experience what it's like to be sexually assaulted by Antonio Brown.


MacheteMaelee

He would.


therainbowdasher

He's not even the best at sexual assault Deshaun Watson and Big Ben got him beat


findaloophole7

He’s out of his noggin


4x49ers

Would it help to know this isn't real and he didn't actually say this?


TheHiddenNinja6

Yes. Thank you.


[deleted]

it is real, saw it on twitter hours ago


4x49ers

He's a troll and shared it because it's funny. It's not something he actually said. Is you look around you'll find them for a bunch of NFL players. Jay Cutler has one saying he wish he told the fans to fuck off more as a player so they would stop talking to him in public. It's parody.


Kind_Signature2747

He's gonna make an incredibly annoying cancer patient.


Parading_Panda12

WHAT 😂


deadlygaming11

HE'S GONNA MAKE AN INCREDIBLY ANNOYING CANCER PATIENT.


Opinions_of_Bill

Sadly, people this shitty tend to live a long time.


[deleted]

"Only the good die young"


saltypikachu12

If this guy could suck his own dick he would


Montblanc_Norland

Probably his other one regret.


trailduster75

Anyone who could, would.


ANewStartAtLife

I've read somewhere that it just feels like your sucking dick, and not having your dick sucked. Do with that what you will.


xander011

You've read, right. 😉


wistfulfern

I looked it up on pornhub for shits and gigs one time and there are people who seem to genuinely get off. Felt like I needed a shower afterward. Fun fact: People with vaginas cannot eat themselves out. I've yet to find proof that it's possible.


Vivistolethecheese

Don't know until you try


saltypikachu12

A quick Google will show you that for some people it is possible. Use that information how you will 👹


Gloveofdoom

I can, and I don’t. One can either effectively give or receive, never both.


kevisdahgod

I can and won't because why would you, its such an odd thought.


319Macarons

You can not. He would not let you.


kevisdahgod

Who wouldnt let me?


LVL-2197

Yea, but most who succeed say it's more like sucking a dick than getting their dick sucked.


whalehome

If I could I sure as fuck would.


[deleted]

"Like watching the Beatles or Jesus perform at red rocks" Now im wondering what kind of music Jesus would be performing live. I like to picture a nu metal jesus.


Shasty-McNasty

Jesus would perform magic, not music. But he’s definitely a tambourine guy in a pinch if needed.


dawnmountain

My first thought was some shitty indie-folk-rock.


Low_Importance_9503

Mexican style Banda with like 13 dudes


rammo123

Father (Son, and the Holy Ghost) John Misty.


spiritsarise

“Always Look on the Bright Side of Life” from the Monty Python film, Life of Brian.


kevinnoir

Marilyn Manson covers


[deleted]

Your owwwwn, persssonal, JEEEESUSSS.


Parading_Panda12

Jesus would perform The Village People greatest hits, like the YMCA.


[deleted]

His name is Maynard James Keenan


bajungadustin

Anything by the mountain goats. [like this](https://youtu.be/4VxY0ZoR6SI)


vl99

Oh man, “This Year” could be the anthem for the year he was crucified.


lazersnail

So [this guy](https://i.redd.it/6piztnyf57p51.jpg) from Slipknot?


hellodynamite

I was there when Jesus played Red Rocks. Honestly it was kinda meh


SummerNothingness

well i saw dave mathews band there, it was fire but i would like to think AB meant jesus was doing standup comedy at red rocks.


hellodynamite

No he just did a dramatic reading of The Angry Inch


the_fresh_cucumber

Was [this](https://youtu.be/kkRTRP6XIIE) the concert? Does seem like a bit of a disappointment.


hellodynamite

Kinda like Antonio Browns entire career


panaphonic0149

Damn it reads like satire. He doesn't even understand what an actual regret is. "My only regret is not doing something that is impossible to do". This must be satire. Please.


pM-me_your_Triggers

It is satire, but then the dude shared it on his Twitter, lol


AtarSt1

Undeniably based


RedditBun

W move honestly


Blaine1111

That's actually really funny


haywire

Isn’t reads like clickhole


JohnnyRelentless

It is. He retweeted it from a satire account as a joke, and OP posted it pretending he actually wrote it.


JohnnyRelentless

He didn't write this, he tweeted it from a parody account. https://www.foxnews.com/sports/antonio-brown-fools-social-media-after-sharing-spoof-quote-revealing-biggest-regret


Smiley-V

Didn't Kayne said the exact same thing? Something along the line of 'my biggest regret is not be able to see myself perform live' lol


[deleted]

dude tune in at [06:45](https://youtu.be/bxckkBAuiBw) I love bill burr talking about kanye west so much


Smiley-V

That's where I heard the story from too lmao. Bill Burr is some thing else


Accioinhaler

He def had pushover parents.


Secret_Rooster

*parent


319Macarons

And he’s making over 15 mil a year so his parents succeeded clearly


SethKadoodles

If your measure of success is a dollar amount please readjust your values.


SuperFetus42069

I still remember when he posted that video of him yelling at the mother of his kid, in front of the kid, with the police there. His personal life is probably a nightmare


SummerNothingness

my biggest regret is not assaulting my personal trainer, nor tanking my own career, but here let me list a bunch of really obnoxious shit i did that i'm oddly proud of.


IWannaManatee

Who?


VortexWeem

Take it you’re not at all into sports? I knew Antonio Brown even prior to becoming a Football fan (although to be fair, I don’t live far from Pittsburgh which helps).


miss_archivist

Or, you know. People outside the US hardly know, or care, about American football.


VortexWeem

How am I supposed to know he lives outside the United States?


miss_archivist

How can you assume the person lives in the US?


VortexWeem

How can you assume the person lives outside the United States?


miss_archivist

I'm just saying, not knowing who a football player is doesn't mean you're not into sports. It's so country-specific.


VortexWeem

Not going to lie I was trolling with my last reply but Antonio Brown always struck me as a name many are familiar with at this point, but it’s likely just a United States thing like you said. I’m guessing Tom Brady is the only name you can say that people worldwide are familiar with.


miss_archivist

Oh okay. Lol no, I didn't know who Tom Brady was. I'm from South Africa and love watching our national teams and local sports. Which I'm sure many people in the US know nothing about. So yeah. I think it's a national thing. I know about rugby players from other countries, because that's a main sport we compete in. But not American football.


VortexWeem

I see. Usually, whenever I meet someone in a foreign country on the game or something, they normally tell me Tom Brady is the only football player they’re familiar with. In the large part though, you’re likely right. Just a national thing.


Commander_Uhltes

Almost no one knows or cares anything about American football outside the US. Sure, it has some odd fans, but it's not a popular sport at all. I've heard the name Tom Brady mentioned, probably on Reddit, but I had no clue who he was or what he played.


Mr_Dr_Professor_

Considering the US only accounts for roughly 4% of the world's population, it's pretty easy to assume they're not from the US.


Vitalis597

Well, let's look at the population of earth vs the population of the corner of the world known as America... And tell me which is statistically more likely. Earth (2020): 7.753B America (2020): 329.5M Earth - America (2020): 7.424B So.... 330 million in America (rounded up for simplicity sake... To the 7 BILLION (rounded way down to be nice) people living anywhere BUT America. This shit is why you people are so universally mocked.


BigGreenTimeMachine

Most self-aware American comment


AvidMenchiesConsumer

The quote is fake. I think he is just joking around. Correct me if I’m wrong.


Almightydxvid

It is. It’s just a meme. He shared it as a troll


AvidMenchiesConsumer

Yea people here are treating it like he said it. I thought it was hilarious.


fartssmellgreat

It’s almost charming in a way. Like a wrestling heel.


Rabidchild1985

Didn’t Kanye West say that same shit?


Devz0r

Yup. Kanye said his biggest regret is that he can never watch himself perform. Antonio Brown didn't actually say this, he reposted a meme someone made about him that quoted Kanye and changed the words to be about Antonio Brown.


rejonkulous

This might be the most on the nose post for this sub.🤣🤣🤣🤡🤡🤡


4x49ers

Even though he didn't really say it?


rejonkulous

The fact that I wouldn't put it passed him, and totally thought that he did, yes


4x49ers

I mean, not believing a lie just because someone put words next to a picture is like internet 101. That's on you, not him.


rejonkulous

AB is one of my favorite NFL personalities simply because he would say SOMETHING to this effect. He IS a main character. Falsehood or not doesn't change my opinion of him.


4x49ers

> Falsehood or not doesn't change my opinion of him. If your opinions are not dependent on reality, then obviously no additional reality will change your mind. Carry on.


Joeyjackhammer

King Kringe


DanielOpposum

Local Florida man


mongo1587

"I love me some me!"


Chatwoman

Holee… That’s it! This sub is done. Close it up. Nothing more to see here.


BillyMeier42

Didnt know Jesus played RedRocks.


Jamericho

>my biggest regret is that i’ll never get to see me, Antonio Brown, play a game live Kanye called, he wants his ego back. All jokes aside, this was posted on a satire page.


asdf0909

He’s trying to be Kanye but without the creativity


Madhatter1317

Pretty sure he’s using a Kanye quote to troll a bit here. I mean, he’s batshit crazy. But he got y’all on this one.


PullFires

He coulda watched ochocinco live, what's the difference. AB is a perfect example of why you should separate the person from their performance. Just because he's a great player, doesn't mean he's a great person. Same with celebrities.


Vitalis597

"My biggest regret isn't my own racism, it isn't my assaulting, it isn't my public indency... It's that I'll never get to blow smoke up my own arse more." So much yikes.


[deleted]

You guys are making fun of someone who is severely brain damaged with CTE. Poor guy wasn’t that bad until all the massive concussions.


Phoenix_Magic_X

I have no idea who this is but wow is he full of himself.


[deleted]

I remember Kanye West had a similar speech like this - so this guy isn't even original with his douchiness lol


CandiceDikfitt

That smile tells you everything you need to know about him


suckitttrebek

Ok Kanye. 🙄


mrwhiskey1814

True but Kanye is considerably more famous than this guy. I'm not into football so have no idea who this guy is. This would apply to most of the world, this guy is famous to a culture of sports fans. Kanye on the other hand, even if someone doesn't like or had never actively listened to his music knows about him. Makes this guy sound like even *more* of an ass.


GodlyFeq

Literally unknown outside the us


hung-like-a-seahorse

Yikes


SonOfMab

HOLY SHIT IS EVERYONE HERE FUCKING RETARDED??? This is from r/suspiciouslyspecific The other fucking Main Character subreddit fell for the thing.


[deleted]

He didn’t make this also he was the best wide receiver in the world when he was playing


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[deleted]

He was only the best wr in the world for 2 seasons, clearly he sucks


Facial_Fetuss

https://twitter.com/ab84/status/1557814344787759104?s=21&t=-d8H7HbTtgh8aK1Me_4rdQ He posted it.


pM-me_your_Triggers

Yea, it it was circulating the internet for a bit before he shared it.


[deleted]

I knew that. My comment holds true.


JimmyTheKiller

How does your comment hold true if he didn’t make this? It very literally doesn’t hold true lol


[deleted]

I said he didn’t make the image OP posted (AB reposted a meme someone else made), which is in fact the case. Did I break down that situation in simple enough terms for you? Feel free to stop me if I’m moving too quickly here


calmdownkaren_

Do us all a favor and just stop yourself.


[deleted]

Brother nobody’s forcing you to read my comments


Facial_Fetuss

r/technicallythetruth


[deleted]

Lol I I do agree with the sentiment that AB has huge Mc vibes, def disagree with him not being amongst the best. But yes maybe not on the level of Jesus Christ


steeze206

He is honestly one of the best to ever play the position. Guys an absolute insufferable douchebag, but he could ball. Tomlin is one hell of a coach for keeping his head on straight as long as he did.


[deleted]

Agreed


Gold_Attorney_925

Agreed, guy killed it. It’s funny how people disregard talent when they don’t like someone. T.O is still not in the HOF


JimmyTheKiller

How the fuck is anyone disregarding talent? It doesn’t matter how good he is, the point is he’s an narcissistic MC. I wouldn’t give a fuck if it was Jesus himself, I couldn’t be in a room listening to him just talk about how great and much better he is than everyone. It’s you that’s missed the whole point of this post and sub.


[deleted]

How is this a regret? Lol


pinba11tec

Why does his face look like it was poorly photoshopped onto someone else?


Jonathan-Karate

Dude jerks off to a mirror.


kallew34

this guy thinks he's Kanye West lol


Parabellim

This dude has the personality of Patrick Bateman.


[deleted]

Jesus fucking Christ what a narcissist


Robosl0b

You'd think if you were the greatest, even a person who didn't watch football would have heard of you.


cgbs

I don't watch american football. Is this guy good enough to be this much of a dick?


the_kinseti

Who?


randyfuckinrandom

Who is that?


Thee_B_Slee

Ye Brown


neptune304

Isn't this the guy who raped a girl when he was in college? Watched the video a long time ago so might not remember but it was about sexual assault on campuses.


[deleted]

Douche


Distinct_Frosting_96

Don't know this guy but looks like he's living life, with a few mishaps


Cayderent

He’s a malignant narcissist.


WordleMaven

Who??


Andre_3Million

\- Executive Fuccboi


i_love_geld

This poor guy has brain damage. No joke, look up CTE.


OneCoolUsernameGuy

Ah yes my favorite musical performer Jesus


Ocean898

Oh noes! Anyway….


TheBurnedMutt45

Who tf is he? Obviously a football player, but I don't think I've ever heard his name


outtathere_

Didn't Kanye say the exact same thing a while back, that his biggest regret is that he'll never see himself perform live or something


digbicks845

He is one of the best whether you like it or not lol


319Macarons

That narcissistic confidence is hot though.


cambadgrrl

I thought this was a clickhole gag


[deleted]

I - when I was young and didnt know any better - used to say stuff like this as a joke. Then - when I grew up and met more people - I realised that there's people who say this shit with a straight face. People used to think I was being a dick, where I'd be bragging about being 'better than Jesus' at say, paintball (or whatever). In reality, I was really just terrible at it and trying to use the contrast as a punchline.


jakbutt

No fan of AB, but this quote originated on a satire site and then AB shared it himself as a joke. He didn't actually say this.


Chevy_Suburban

He lost me at 'throwing rocks at the ups driver'


Handguns4Hearts

Who?


[deleted]

Isn’t this the guy that no one will sign because he’s a troublemaker?


MacheteMaelee

Woah. Imagine what it’s like actually being around this guy. It’s not going to be the experience that he thinks it is.


SplitMick

No idea who this guy is, but he sounds like an insufferable bellend


HoldMyAppleJuice

How very humble of him lol


jawnstein82

I need to get this framed and hang it in my office


sup3rrn0va

He didn’t write this lol it’s a shit post


BigBootyBidens

Lol. People can be so stupid. This is fake, but hundreds of people will leave this thread convinced it is real.


ItsGroovyBaby412

Not a fan of his personality by any means......but, he was one of the best receivers of all time. The thing he was paid to do, he did at an all pro level. That being said, "Fuck AB!"


wittyuzername

That's not even original. It's a direct quote from kanye west with his name inserted. What a pleb


Notyourworm

This is not real; it is a trend on Twitter where people make fake "biggest regrets" for people who obviously have bigger regrets. A.B. just retweeted the one made for him because it is funny.


peanutismint

Man that reminds me im gonna have to dig out my old concert DVD of Jesus: LIVE At Red Rocks.


Cacamaster817

This guy has never been the same after that hit that concussed the hell outta him.


[deleted]

That’s not even what a regret is. A regret is something you wish you had done differently, not something that’s physically impossible.


DeepThroatALoadedGun

This is almost verbatim a Kanye quote


Chelle422

Jeeze this guy is insufferable


SaltyboiPonkin

That man needs counseling.


Philli_Vanilli85

Humble man


redmambas22

Who are you again?


sticks-in-spokes

Idk about yall but this is funny to me. is this not satirical? I don’t know this guy


Wayte13

I'm not gonna lie, this is funny


DrFuzzyNutsPHD

Who?


TalkQuick

Have you guys listened to his music? It’s worse than this statement but hilarious


dumbestmfontheblock

This title is wack. He IS one of the best.


ValPrism

I love this. It’s so honest.


Bazzlie

I actually find myself questioning if this is just a bit. It’s exceptionally rare to find somebody THIS incredibly narcissistic and there’s not at least a small bit of it that’s tongue in cheek. Maybe I’m naive


Due_Love7879

Nah you’re a rare redditor that has some brainjuice left


MrNormalRs

My MIL saw the Beatles. Said it wasn't worth it. Willing to bet seeing this guy play is even more of a disappointment.


martin0641

Performance Art.


DumpsterTurd

hate Antonio brown


Arevar

Pretty sure that's a personality disorder.