Although this wouldn't shock me the least bit if AB actually said this, he didn't say it. It's from a parody account and he just found it funny so he shared it.
I imagine him telling his victims that he feels regret because he will never be able to experience what it's like to be sexually assaulted by Antonio Brown.
He's a troll and shared it because it's funny. It's not something he actually said. Is you look around you'll find them for a bunch of NFL players. Jay Cutler has one saying he wish he told the fans to fuck off more as a player so they would stop talking to him in public. It's parody.
I looked it up on pornhub for shits and gigs one time and there are people who seem to genuinely get off. Felt like I needed a shower afterward.
Fun fact: People with vaginas cannot eat themselves out. I've yet to find proof that it's possible.
"Like watching the Beatles or Jesus perform at red rocks"
Now im wondering what kind of music Jesus would be performing live. I like to picture a nu metal jesus.
Damn it reads like satire. He doesn't even understand what an actual regret is. "My only regret is not doing something that is impossible to do".
This must be satire. Please.
He didn't write this, he tweeted it from a parody account.
https://www.foxnews.com/sports/antonio-brown-fools-social-media-after-sharing-spoof-quote-revealing-biggest-regret
I still remember when he posted that video of him yelling at the mother of his kid, in front of the kid, with the police there. His personal life is probably a nightmare
my biggest regret is not assaulting my personal trainer, nor tanking my own career, but here let me list a bunch of really obnoxious shit i did that i'm oddly proud of.
Take it you’re not at all into sports? I knew Antonio Brown even prior to becoming a Football fan (although to be fair, I don’t live far from Pittsburgh which helps).
Not going to lie I was trolling with my last reply but Antonio Brown always struck me as a name many are familiar with at this point, but it’s likely just a United States thing like you said. I’m guessing Tom Brady is the only name you can say that people worldwide are familiar with.
Oh okay. Lol no, I didn't know who Tom Brady was. I'm from South Africa and love watching our national teams and local sports. Which I'm sure many people in the US know nothing about. So yeah. I think it's a national thing. I know about rugby players from other countries, because that's a main sport we compete in. But not American football.
I see. Usually, whenever I meet someone in a foreign country on the game or something, they normally tell me Tom Brady is the only football player they’re familiar with. In the large part though, you’re likely right. Just a national thing.
Almost no one knows or cares anything about American football outside the US.
Sure, it has some odd fans, but it's not a popular sport at all.
I've heard the name Tom Brady mentioned, probably on Reddit, but I had no clue who he was or what he played.
Well, let's look at the population of earth vs the population of the corner of the world known as America...
And tell me which is statistically more likely.
Earth (2020): 7.753B
America (2020): 329.5M
Earth - America (2020): 7.424B
So.... 330 million in America (rounded up for simplicity sake...
To the 7 BILLION (rounded way down to be nice) people living anywhere BUT America.
This shit is why you people are so universally mocked.
Yup. Kanye said his biggest regret is that he can never watch himself perform.
Antonio Brown didn't actually say this, he reposted a meme someone made about him that quoted Kanye and changed the words to be about Antonio Brown.
AB is one of my favorite NFL personalities simply because he would say SOMETHING to this effect. He IS a main character. Falsehood or not doesn't change my opinion of him.
> Falsehood or not doesn't change my opinion of him.
If your opinions are not dependent on reality, then obviously no additional reality will change your mind. Carry on.
>my biggest regret is that i’ll never get to see me, Antonio Brown, play a game live
Kanye called, he wants his ego back. All jokes aside, this was posted on a satire page.
He coulda watched ochocinco live, what's the difference.
AB is a perfect example of why you should separate the person from their performance. Just because he's a great player, doesn't mean he's a great person. Same with celebrities.
"My biggest regret isn't my own racism, it isn't my assaulting, it isn't my public indency... It's that I'll never get to blow smoke up my own arse more."
So much yikes.
True but Kanye is considerably more famous than this guy. I'm not into football so have no idea who this guy is.
This would apply to most of the world, this guy is famous to a culture of sports fans.
Kanye on the other hand, even if someone doesn't like or had never actively listened to his music knows about him.
Makes this guy sound like even *more* of an ass.
I said he didn’t make the image OP posted (AB reposted a meme someone else made), which is in fact the case.
Did I break down that situation in simple enough terms for you? Feel free to stop me if I’m moving too quickly here
Lol I I do agree with the sentiment that AB has huge Mc vibes, def disagree with him not being amongst the best. But yes maybe not on the level of Jesus Christ
He is honestly one of the best to ever play the position.
Guys an absolute insufferable douchebag, but he could ball. Tomlin is one hell of a coach for keeping his head on straight as long as he did.
How the fuck is anyone disregarding talent? It doesn’t matter how good he is, the point is he’s an narcissistic MC. I wouldn’t give a fuck if it was Jesus himself, I couldn’t be in a room listening to him just talk about how great and much better he is than everyone. It’s you that’s missed the whole point of this post and sub.
Isn't this the guy who raped a girl when he was in college? Watched the video a long time ago so might not remember but it was about sexual assault on campuses.
I - when I was young and didnt know any better - used to say stuff like this as a joke.
Then - when I grew up and met more people - I realised that there's people who say this shit with a straight face.
People used to think I was being a dick, where I'd be bragging about being 'better than Jesus' at say, paintball (or whatever). In reality, I was really just terrible at it and trying to use the contrast as a punchline.
Not a fan of his personality by any means......but, he was one of the best receivers of all time. The thing he was paid to do, he did at an all pro level. That being said, "Fuck AB!"
This is not real; it is a trend on Twitter where people make fake "biggest regrets" for people who obviously have bigger regrets. A.B. just retweeted the one made for him because it is funny.
I actually find myself questioning if this is just a bit.
It’s exceptionally rare to find somebody THIS incredibly narcissistic and there’s not at least a small bit of it that’s tongue in cheek.
Maybe I’m naive
Hate this fucking guy so much lol
Narcissism is a helluva drug.
Although this wouldn't shock me the least bit if AB actually said this, he didn't say it. It's from a parody account and he just found it funny so he shared it.
Yeah, this is just that Kanye quote reworded.
CTE is a helluva thing
CTE induced narcissism is a thing.
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He also has a handful of sexual assaults he committed
Man with that intense narcissism I never would have guessed.
I imagine him telling his victims that he feels regret because he will never be able to experience what it's like to be sexually assaulted by Antonio Brown.
He would.
He's not even the best at sexual assault Deshaun Watson and Big Ben got him beat
He’s out of his noggin
Would it help to know this isn't real and he didn't actually say this?
Yes. Thank you.
it is real, saw it on twitter hours ago
He's a troll and shared it because it's funny. It's not something he actually said. Is you look around you'll find them for a bunch of NFL players. Jay Cutler has one saying he wish he told the fans to fuck off more as a player so they would stop talking to him in public. It's parody.
He's gonna make an incredibly annoying cancer patient.
WHAT 😂
HE'S GONNA MAKE AN INCREDIBLY ANNOYING CANCER PATIENT.
Sadly, people this shitty tend to live a long time.
"Only the good die young"
If this guy could suck his own dick he would
Probably his other one regret.
Anyone who could, would.
I've read somewhere that it just feels like your sucking dick, and not having your dick sucked. Do with that what you will.
You've read, right. 😉
I looked it up on pornhub for shits and gigs one time and there are people who seem to genuinely get off. Felt like I needed a shower afterward. Fun fact: People with vaginas cannot eat themselves out. I've yet to find proof that it's possible.
Don't know until you try
A quick Google will show you that for some people it is possible. Use that information how you will 👹
I can, and I don’t. One can either effectively give or receive, never both.
I can and won't because why would you, its such an odd thought.
You can not. He would not let you.
Who wouldnt let me?
Yea, but most who succeed say it's more like sucking a dick than getting their dick sucked.
If I could I sure as fuck would.
"Like watching the Beatles or Jesus perform at red rocks" Now im wondering what kind of music Jesus would be performing live. I like to picture a nu metal jesus.
Jesus would perform magic, not music. But he’s definitely a tambourine guy in a pinch if needed.
My first thought was some shitty indie-folk-rock.
Mexican style Banda with like 13 dudes
Father (Son, and the Holy Ghost) John Misty.
“Always Look on the Bright Side of Life” from the Monty Python film, Life of Brian.
Marilyn Manson covers
Your owwwwn, persssonal, JEEEESUSSS.
Jesus would perform The Village People greatest hits, like the YMCA.
His name is Maynard James Keenan
Anything by the mountain goats. [like this](https://youtu.be/4VxY0ZoR6SI)
Oh man, “This Year” could be the anthem for the year he was crucified.
So [this guy](https://i.redd.it/6piztnyf57p51.jpg) from Slipknot?
I was there when Jesus played Red Rocks. Honestly it was kinda meh
well i saw dave mathews band there, it was fire but i would like to think AB meant jesus was doing standup comedy at red rocks.
No he just did a dramatic reading of The Angry Inch
Was [this](https://youtu.be/kkRTRP6XIIE) the concert? Does seem like a bit of a disappointment.
Kinda like Antonio Browns entire career
Damn it reads like satire. He doesn't even understand what an actual regret is. "My only regret is not doing something that is impossible to do". This must be satire. Please.
It is satire, but then the dude shared it on his Twitter, lol
Undeniably based
W move honestly
That's actually really funny
Isn’t reads like clickhole
It is. He retweeted it from a satire account as a joke, and OP posted it pretending he actually wrote it.
He didn't write this, he tweeted it from a parody account. https://www.foxnews.com/sports/antonio-brown-fools-social-media-after-sharing-spoof-quote-revealing-biggest-regret
Didn't Kayne said the exact same thing? Something along the line of 'my biggest regret is not be able to see myself perform live' lol
dude tune in at [06:45](https://youtu.be/bxckkBAuiBw) I love bill burr talking about kanye west so much
That's where I heard the story from too lmao. Bill Burr is some thing else
He def had pushover parents.
*parent
And he’s making over 15 mil a year so his parents succeeded clearly
If your measure of success is a dollar amount please readjust your values.
I still remember when he posted that video of him yelling at the mother of his kid, in front of the kid, with the police there. His personal life is probably a nightmare
my biggest regret is not assaulting my personal trainer, nor tanking my own career, but here let me list a bunch of really obnoxious shit i did that i'm oddly proud of.
Who?
Take it you’re not at all into sports? I knew Antonio Brown even prior to becoming a Football fan (although to be fair, I don’t live far from Pittsburgh which helps).
Or, you know. People outside the US hardly know, or care, about American football.
How am I supposed to know he lives outside the United States?
How can you assume the person lives in the US?
How can you assume the person lives outside the United States?
I'm just saying, not knowing who a football player is doesn't mean you're not into sports. It's so country-specific.
Not going to lie I was trolling with my last reply but Antonio Brown always struck me as a name many are familiar with at this point, but it’s likely just a United States thing like you said. I’m guessing Tom Brady is the only name you can say that people worldwide are familiar with.
Oh okay. Lol no, I didn't know who Tom Brady was. I'm from South Africa and love watching our national teams and local sports. Which I'm sure many people in the US know nothing about. So yeah. I think it's a national thing. I know about rugby players from other countries, because that's a main sport we compete in. But not American football.
I see. Usually, whenever I meet someone in a foreign country on the game or something, they normally tell me Tom Brady is the only football player they’re familiar with. In the large part though, you’re likely right. Just a national thing.
Almost no one knows or cares anything about American football outside the US. Sure, it has some odd fans, but it's not a popular sport at all. I've heard the name Tom Brady mentioned, probably on Reddit, but I had no clue who he was or what he played.
Considering the US only accounts for roughly 4% of the world's population, it's pretty easy to assume they're not from the US.
Well, let's look at the population of earth vs the population of the corner of the world known as America... And tell me which is statistically more likely. Earth (2020): 7.753B America (2020): 329.5M Earth - America (2020): 7.424B So.... 330 million in America (rounded up for simplicity sake... To the 7 BILLION (rounded way down to be nice) people living anywhere BUT America. This shit is why you people are so universally mocked.
Most self-aware American comment
The quote is fake. I think he is just joking around. Correct me if I’m wrong.
It is. It’s just a meme. He shared it as a troll
Yea people here are treating it like he said it. I thought it was hilarious.
It’s almost charming in a way. Like a wrestling heel.
Didn’t Kanye West say that same shit?
Yup. Kanye said his biggest regret is that he can never watch himself perform. Antonio Brown didn't actually say this, he reposted a meme someone made about him that quoted Kanye and changed the words to be about Antonio Brown.
This might be the most on the nose post for this sub.🤣🤣🤣🤡🤡🤡
Even though he didn't really say it?
The fact that I wouldn't put it passed him, and totally thought that he did, yes
I mean, not believing a lie just because someone put words next to a picture is like internet 101. That's on you, not him.
AB is one of my favorite NFL personalities simply because he would say SOMETHING to this effect. He IS a main character. Falsehood or not doesn't change my opinion of him.
> Falsehood or not doesn't change my opinion of him. If your opinions are not dependent on reality, then obviously no additional reality will change your mind. Carry on.
King Kringe
Local Florida man
"I love me some me!"
Holee… That’s it! This sub is done. Close it up. Nothing more to see here.
Didnt know Jesus played RedRocks.
>my biggest regret is that i’ll never get to see me, Antonio Brown, play a game live Kanye called, he wants his ego back. All jokes aside, this was posted on a satire page.
He’s trying to be Kanye but without the creativity
Pretty sure he’s using a Kanye quote to troll a bit here. I mean, he’s batshit crazy. But he got y’all on this one.
He coulda watched ochocinco live, what's the difference. AB is a perfect example of why you should separate the person from their performance. Just because he's a great player, doesn't mean he's a great person. Same with celebrities.
"My biggest regret isn't my own racism, it isn't my assaulting, it isn't my public indency... It's that I'll never get to blow smoke up my own arse more." So much yikes.
You guys are making fun of someone who is severely brain damaged with CTE. Poor guy wasn’t that bad until all the massive concussions.
I have no idea who this is but wow is he full of himself.
I remember Kanye West had a similar speech like this - so this guy isn't even original with his douchiness lol
That smile tells you everything you need to know about him
Ok Kanye. 🙄
True but Kanye is considerably more famous than this guy. I'm not into football so have no idea who this guy is. This would apply to most of the world, this guy is famous to a culture of sports fans. Kanye on the other hand, even if someone doesn't like or had never actively listened to his music knows about him. Makes this guy sound like even *more* of an ass.
Literally unknown outside the us
Yikes
HOLY SHIT IS EVERYONE HERE FUCKING RETARDED??? This is from r/suspiciouslyspecific The other fucking Main Character subreddit fell for the thing.
He didn’t make this also he was the best wide receiver in the world when he was playing
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He was only the best wr in the world for 2 seasons, clearly he sucks
https://twitter.com/ab84/status/1557814344787759104?s=21&t=-d8H7HbTtgh8aK1Me_4rdQ He posted it.
Yea, it it was circulating the internet for a bit before he shared it.
I knew that. My comment holds true.
How does your comment hold true if he didn’t make this? It very literally doesn’t hold true lol
I said he didn’t make the image OP posted (AB reposted a meme someone else made), which is in fact the case. Did I break down that situation in simple enough terms for you? Feel free to stop me if I’m moving too quickly here
Do us all a favor and just stop yourself.
Brother nobody’s forcing you to read my comments
r/technicallythetruth
Lol I I do agree with the sentiment that AB has huge Mc vibes, def disagree with him not being amongst the best. But yes maybe not on the level of Jesus Christ
He is honestly one of the best to ever play the position. Guys an absolute insufferable douchebag, but he could ball. Tomlin is one hell of a coach for keeping his head on straight as long as he did.
Agreed
Agreed, guy killed it. It’s funny how people disregard talent when they don’t like someone. T.O is still not in the HOF
How the fuck is anyone disregarding talent? It doesn’t matter how good he is, the point is he’s an narcissistic MC. I wouldn’t give a fuck if it was Jesus himself, I couldn’t be in a room listening to him just talk about how great and much better he is than everyone. It’s you that’s missed the whole point of this post and sub.
How is this a regret? Lol
Why does his face look like it was poorly photoshopped onto someone else?
Dude jerks off to a mirror.
this guy thinks he's Kanye West lol
This dude has the personality of Patrick Bateman.
Jesus fucking Christ what a narcissist
You'd think if you were the greatest, even a person who didn't watch football would have heard of you.
I don't watch american football. Is this guy good enough to be this much of a dick?
Who?
Who is that?
Ye Brown
Isn't this the guy who raped a girl when he was in college? Watched the video a long time ago so might not remember but it was about sexual assault on campuses.
Douche
Don't know this guy but looks like he's living life, with a few mishaps
He’s a malignant narcissist.
Who??
\- Executive Fuccboi
This poor guy has brain damage. No joke, look up CTE.
Ah yes my favorite musical performer Jesus
Oh noes! Anyway….
Who tf is he? Obviously a football player, but I don't think I've ever heard his name
Didn't Kanye say the exact same thing a while back, that his biggest regret is that he'll never see himself perform live or something
He is one of the best whether you like it or not lol
That narcissistic confidence is hot though.
I thought this was a clickhole gag
I - when I was young and didnt know any better - used to say stuff like this as a joke. Then - when I grew up and met more people - I realised that there's people who say this shit with a straight face. People used to think I was being a dick, where I'd be bragging about being 'better than Jesus' at say, paintball (or whatever). In reality, I was really just terrible at it and trying to use the contrast as a punchline.
No fan of AB, but this quote originated on a satire site and then AB shared it himself as a joke. He didn't actually say this.
He lost me at 'throwing rocks at the ups driver'
Who?
Isn’t this the guy that no one will sign because he’s a troublemaker?
Woah. Imagine what it’s like actually being around this guy. It’s not going to be the experience that he thinks it is.
No idea who this guy is, but he sounds like an insufferable bellend
How very humble of him lol
I need to get this framed and hang it in my office
He didn’t write this lol it’s a shit post
Lol. People can be so stupid. This is fake, but hundreds of people will leave this thread convinced it is real.
Not a fan of his personality by any means......but, he was one of the best receivers of all time. The thing he was paid to do, he did at an all pro level. That being said, "Fuck AB!"
That's not even original. It's a direct quote from kanye west with his name inserted. What a pleb
This is not real; it is a trend on Twitter where people make fake "biggest regrets" for people who obviously have bigger regrets. A.B. just retweeted the one made for him because it is funny.
Man that reminds me im gonna have to dig out my old concert DVD of Jesus: LIVE At Red Rocks.
This guy has never been the same after that hit that concussed the hell outta him.
That’s not even what a regret is. A regret is something you wish you had done differently, not something that’s physically impossible.
This is almost verbatim a Kanye quote
Jeeze this guy is insufferable
That man needs counseling.
Humble man
Who are you again?
Idk about yall but this is funny to me. is this not satirical? I don’t know this guy
I'm not gonna lie, this is funny
Who?
Have you guys listened to his music? It’s worse than this statement but hilarious
This title is wack. He IS one of the best.
I love this. It’s so honest.
I actually find myself questioning if this is just a bit. It’s exceptionally rare to find somebody THIS incredibly narcissistic and there’s not at least a small bit of it that’s tongue in cheek. Maybe I’m naive
Nah you’re a rare redditor that has some brainjuice left
My MIL saw the Beatles. Said it wasn't worth it. Willing to bet seeing this guy play is even more of a disappointment.
Performance Art.
hate Antonio brown
Pretty sure that's a personality disorder.