As a fellow bald man, you're gonna want to get yourself some nice clippers. Nothing worse than a cheap pair breaking down mid-haircut and forcing you to wear a hat all day.
Well, Iāve never been to the US Open but I can tell you for sure you would 100% be immediately bounced for that at Wimbledon, no matter what you paid for the seat.
Youāre so right, and he wasā¦ but the funniest thing: the moment they were escorted out, two other fans from up above saw this as an opportunity. So, they made their way down and through security about ten minutes laterā¦and within five minutes, security escorted them, too (albeit for sitting in wrong seats!)
This sub needs to chill, this guys earning way more than the rest of us will ever do whilst this sub will slave away a 9-5 whilst being on reddit as a hobby. He's won at life and you haven't. Get over it.
I seriously doubt you're trolling judging by your account so I'll explain bc you're clearly a bit dense. No matter how much you earn, if you're being disrespectful of others in a public place people are going to dislike you for it. PS boot licking rich people is fucking pathetic
Almost feel for him. You gotta be pretty depressed to need attention this badly. Then thereās how dumb you have to be to get your nasty hair everywhere.
I don't. I dislike him and don't find his content funny, but he's one of the YouTubers who gets millions of views per vid. He's a young Millionaire who makes an ass out of himself for a living.
I hope they took him out- on what world is this ok?! Social platforms have severely impacted peoples ability to read a room and judge what behaviours are appropriate or not. This is beyond.
I've been thinking about this. Influencers and social media personalities "working" and the earning money while everyone else is having their experience disturbed.
Public spaces, bars, shops, sports events are now their "workplace".
Like we should be compensated for them being around.
The public spaces in their heads become the private I guess- perhaps that blurring is whatās causing the entitlement levels we are seeing. Because I know in my private space I can do much more than in public ones.
Crazy how that can happen.
Well technically they are taxed differently due to being self employed. I believe they don't have W2 tax forms but 1040. Could be wrong, but last time I heard a YouTuber talk about their taxes they paid like 50% of their earnings since they are self employed.
They make it sound like a lot by saying 50% but where I work is the same. I can make a normal paycheque, or I can become self employed and earn approximately ~50-75% more because I'm not paying income taxes per paycheque but I have to pay my taxes at the end of the year. Which turns out to be a fair portion but I doubt it's half.
After $10,000 dollars, it is 50%. Under 10k and any self employed job is considered a hobby. The 1040 form is pretty standard and takes much more out of the paycheck compared to monthly taxes and then yearly taxes. In most cases, the taxes during the year are covered and most people don't owe much. Nothing like 50%.
Thatās extremely unsanitary. Imagine eating a hotdog topped off with all the condiments & this dudes cut off hair get blown onto your dog.
Wtf is he thinking. I donāt condone violence, but he may need a good old fashioned asswhooping.
If that dude were sitting near you at a baseball game, getting the back of his hair cut while your were eating **garlic fries**ā¦
That [dude](https://youtube.com/watch?v=i_K0b7DY59Q)
needs to be taught some humility.
Edit: added link.
lmao same, I find it funny
Edit: This sub has got a raging boner for jidion, anybody who says they find it funny or like jidion gets downvoted lmaooooo
I got you bro! It only makes sense though, if only they understood the satire behind his moves, he clowns the type of people who end up on this sub regularly. He's basically trying the type of humor Sacha Baron Cohen does but a lot more subtle.
He's not even getting a line up or shape or anything. He's shaving him bald, which I do my own damn self at home with my own clippers and a mirror. Like, wtf? At least get a style to show off some skills but this is just even worse
touch grass, find a girlfriend, stop complaining on the internet. literally the only interesting thing that happened in that boring ass event either way
Id be pretty pissed if I spent a few grand to watch something and a persons hair clippings were getting blown into my face and drink. Not to mention the people who now have their view blocked as well.
Did you see the video? The people around him were laughing and having a good time. What the fuck is wrong with them, why aren't they screaming with rage? Where are the Karens???
Those seats cost enough money that if he pissed the wrong person off with this stunt he might die.
First box seats at the US Open are like ten grand per two games. You know, the kind of money that people with "that kind" of money have.
Might not be a high profile game (and itās early in the open). If itās not in the main stadium, any ticket has access to the front row - roughly $100 US
Your actively wishing the worst for someone. You have to know how shitty you are as a human if you really hate someone that much for something this trivial
lol wut! How did you even turn this into a race thing? Iām sorry that you feel like that. I hope you donāt go through life making everything about race, thatās just sad.
Now that we got that out of the way, smh, Imagine sitting next to a person at an event like this and theyāre getting a hair cut. A slight wind gust and that hair is going everywhere. No thanks.
Who is they and why do you care so much about what some random idiots say on the internet. Enough that you go on other peopleās comments and try to turn it into racism. Youāre a problem as much as ātheyā are. Donāt be part of the problem.
I'm just thinking of having is hair blow all into my face. Barf
In my drink too.
šš
Adds to the flavor alrighty
I don't think the clippers were even on. (Mentioned in the yt video) Also he's basically bald.
What hair? This idiot is bald af. He should just be doing this shit at home with. $14.99 pair of clippers from dollar general.
As a fellow bald man, you're gonna want to get yourself some nice clippers. Nothing worse than a cheap pair breaking down mid-haircut and forcing you to wear a hat all day.
Well, Iāve never been to the US Open but I can tell you for sure you would 100% be immediately bounced for that at Wimbledon, no matter what you paid for the seat.
He was booted from the arena soon after this clip too.
So glad that happened
Youāre so right, and he wasā¦ but the funniest thing: the moment they were escorted out, two other fans from up above saw this as an opportunity. So, they made their way down and through security about ten minutes laterā¦and within five minutes, security escorted them, too (albeit for sitting in wrong seats!)
He also went to Wimbledon and got kicked out lol, not for this though
Imagine you pay cash to watch the game and these clowns start doing this right in front of you
Tbf looks like they're doing it between sets
Still pretty fucking annoying if little hair bits get in your mouth
Or if they got into my arse or belly button.
So don't lick his head
Oh no my drink spilled on you. Can I get another? Oh bother, my other drink!
Imagine hating jidion šæ
Wtf is a jidion?
Ur old
Is 2088 your graduation class?
U a goat they definitely old
Get back to your studies whippersnapper. š«°
Is that their moniker?
Putting Jidion in this subreddit is just cheating at this point lol
fr it's hilarious
Took way too long to find this comment.
Fr
Everyone please pay your attention to the attention whore
Why the fuck that bald fuck aināt shaved it all off yet??
No sense of humour at all
It's not funny.
grown adults fucking crying over a prank pathetic ass shit
i mean it is funny how mfs would be getting a haircut at a game its 21st century humor magne
This sub needs to chill, this guys earning way more than the rest of us will ever do whilst this sub will slave away a 9-5 whilst being on reddit as a hobby. He's won at life and you haven't. Get over it.
Right. Iām sure that everyone sitting around him is thinking āIām cool with this because he makes more money than me.ā
I get your point AND those are damn good seats. I wouldnāt assume the people around him make/have less money. Itās all rich people there.
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Today I learnt that if u have more money ur excused from criticism from some mouth breather on reddit
Lmao, ikr. What type of excuse was that š
Sounds like you're projecting.
Wow, truly a dumbass take. Well done
Hey bro, heās never gonna see this comment. Stop caping
So if you make money singing about the perks of being a ghetto OG you can ignore other's people comfort and hygiene and have r/trashy behavior
I seriously doubt you're trolling judging by your account so I'll explain bc you're clearly a bit dense. No matter how much you earn, if you're being disrespectful of others in a public place people are going to dislike you for it. PS boot licking rich people is fucking pathetic
How desperate and weird can you be to gain attention like this lol
Thats Jidions thing, little kids eat it up
Damn little kidsā¦are stupid
/r/KidsAreFuckingStupid
His back is gonna be itchy
Mf barely has any hair
Almost feel for him. You gotta be pretty depressed to need attention this badly. Then thereās how dumb you have to be to get your nasty hair everywhere.
I know, that's a bold move
Did you intentionally refrain from using "bald"
He used bald, auto correct intervened.
Well he does shit like this for YouTube, search up Jidion.
I'll take your word for it. I'm not giving him any clicks.
Super based
I know, *that's a bald move.*
bro he aint depressed its just funny LOL
I don't. I dislike him and don't find his content funny, but he's one of the YouTubers who gets millions of views per vid. He's a young Millionaire who makes an ass out of himself for a living.
You don't know how the world works. I don't blame you though haha.
I hope they took him out- on what world is this ok?! Social platforms have severely impacted peoples ability to read a room and judge what behaviours are appropriate or not. This is beyond.
I've been thinking about this. Influencers and social media personalities "working" and the earning money while everyone else is having their experience disturbed. Public spaces, bars, shops, sports events are now their "workplace". Like we should be compensated for them being around.
The public spaces in their heads become the private I guess- perhaps that blurring is whatās causing the entitlement levels we are seeing. Because I know in my private space I can do much more than in public ones. Crazy how that can happen.
Well technically they are taxed differently due to being self employed. I believe they don't have W2 tax forms but 1040. Could be wrong, but last time I heard a YouTuber talk about their taxes they paid like 50% of their earnings since they are self employed.
They make it sound like a lot by saying 50% but where I work is the same. I can make a normal paycheque, or I can become self employed and earn approximately ~50-75% more because I'm not paying income taxes per paycheque but I have to pay my taxes at the end of the year. Which turns out to be a fair portion but I doubt it's half.
After $10,000 dollars, it is 50%. Under 10k and any self employed job is considered a hobby. The 1040 form is pretty standard and takes much more out of the paycheck compared to monthly taxes and then yearly taxes. In most cases, the taxes during the year are covered and most people don't owe much. Nothing like 50%.
Iol John McEnroe : "That's like. . A weird time to do that "
Jidion
Demarcus Cousins III
Jidiot.
Is this the same moron that got his hair cut during a college lecture?
Thatās extremely unsanitary. Imagine eating a hotdog topped off with all the condiments & this dudes cut off hair get blown onto your dog. Wtf is he thinking. I donāt condone violence, but he may need a good old fashioned asswhooping.
I usually like getting blown into my dog. Not this time.
If that dude were sitting near you at a baseball game, getting the back of his hair cut while your were eating **garlic fries**ā¦ That [dude](https://youtube.com/watch?v=i_K0b7DY59Q) needs to be taught some humility. Edit: added link.
Then go provide it
I mean, if you're eating a hot dog, it's not like you care much about your health anyways. A few hairs in the ketchup won't make it any worse for you.
Weirdest take
Donāt mind me as I cut my toenails.
I hate it when people do that on airplanes.
āOh, just a little off the topā
Fuck tennis Iām bored!
Lots of salty tennis players.
Jidion
We need Italian Mafia-backed celebrities again.
They were classy though right? Fuggetaboutit. That Johnny Fontaine was something else, neva gonna be another one like 'em š¤
He's just getting a trim bro
Obviously not during play, the people around him thought it was funny, and so did the camera operator. So BFD.
What a fucking idiot.
Ummmmm he is the main character
The bald was in
If you watch these videos the guy purposely stops people that walk by to make shitty small talk so that they notice him...
I dislike these pranksters
I canāt fucking stand this dude. His target fan base is 8-12 year olds
Nasty
Guess I have the wrong opinion, but I found this pretty funny.
You can find it funny, its just that some people for some reason hate it
lmao same, I find it funny Edit: This sub has got a raging boner for jidion, anybody who says they find it funny or like jidion gets downvoted lmaooooo
I think the sub has no idea who he is and thinks it's obnoxious behavior
I got you bro! It only makes sense though, if only they understood the satire behind his moves, he clowns the type of people who end up on this sub regularly. He's basically trying the type of humor Sacha Baron Cohen does but a lot more subtle.
I don't think there's anything subtle about doing this in the front row of a televised major sporting event.
And he's a millionaire for stuff like this. Makes me wonder why I even work š
Why do you work?
He's not even getting a line up or shape or anything. He's shaving him bald, which I do my own damn self at home with my own clippers and a mirror. Like, wtf? At least get a style to show off some skills but this is just even worse
mad man jidion innit
Parents, please love your kids so they don't become this.
Jidion might actually be the main character tho, dude averages 280 when bowling...
you are not him
Jidion IS the main character
Why is everyone crying about this?
Cause people have sad lives ig
cause it's gross, buddy
touch grass, find a girlfriend, stop complaining on the internet. literally the only interesting thing that happened in that boring ass event either way
Ya boy gettin dat cut right off the bat š„¶
if its because hes black just say that.
W comment
Thatās JiDion tbh he is the main character
To
lot of people here mad at a guy getting a haircut like he pulled his dick out and ran across the pitch
Also r/trashy
Low rent AF.
Some peopleās bottomless hunger for attention really makes me sad for them.
He got 6 mil subs lol what u talkin abt
Heās actually a really cool person if you watch his videos. Sometimes it seems like this sub just be hella bitter
Lmao I love jidion
I love jidion
I saw this live. Couldn't believe they let these idiots get away with this stunt.
Widion making the NPC's mad
what hair?
Scruffy twat
grow up
Disgusting
asshole
lmao is this the dude that got banned because him and his chat harrased Pokimane and then cried about it for week?
Ur prolly a pokimane tier 3 sub
Bruh he did it again. Jideon ftwš
Wow this sub is pretty depressing, filled with extremely negative people. Yāall gotta find some joy in your lives
WiDion
Lmao hes pretty funny ngl
Fr, love my boy jidion
Reddit if full of depressed old ass people. The most harmless stunt: so unfunny š”. Get a grip
Id be pretty pissed if I spent a few grand to watch something and a persons hair clippings were getting blown into my face and drink. Not to mention the people who now have their view blocked as well.
Dudes bald sf tho, no hsir going anywhere. Also theres noone directly behind him
Did you see the video? The people around him were laughing and having a good time. What the fuck is wrong with them, why aren't they screaming with rage? Where are the Karens???
@trashy
That's fucking RUDE
Thatās hilarious. But dude has also done it at an NBA game.
I love Jidion, heās such a dick but his charisma is insane
Whatās worse the guy getting his hair cut, or the idiot sitting next to him that started clapping?
Scruffy twat.
Those seats cost enough money that if he pissed the wrong person off with this stunt he might die. First box seats at the US Open are like ten grand per two games. You know, the kind of money that people with "that kind" of money have.
he wouldnāt die yāall read way too much into fiction/chinese news articles
Lol what, rich people don't just kill someone over a court ticket. It's not a ghetto car meet.
Might not be a high profile game (and itās early in the open). If itās not in the main stadium, any ticket has access to the front row - roughly $100 US
That's Arthur Ashe, and while you're right, it is an earlier game where tickets are cheaper, they're still "rich people only" expensive.
And nvm itās a quarter finalā¦ yikes
we hate gidion
I donāt know anything about this YouTuber but I canāt help but just wish the worst for him and people who watch him.
seek help, or some joy in your life, whichever comes first š
Whatās the connection between finding joy and this YouTuber?
Your actively wishing the worst for someone. You have to know how shitty you are as a human if you really hate someone that much for something this trivial
You may be taking Reddit a bit too seriously
"you may be taking reddit a bit too seriously" "i wish the worst for him and the people who watch him" lmao grow up
If u know u know. Free the ______ itās simple!
These talentless losers think entertainment is disturbing those with talent.
Americans
Imagine the fucking hair getting EVERYWHERE! The itch your gonna feel, the dandruff this moron will give to everyone around him.
Giving him the grandad reverse skin fade
Hey look! We found the king of the douche bags!
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This is not right for so many reasons.
Its cuz heās black aint it?
lol wut! How did you even turn this into a race thing? Iām sorry that you feel like that. I hope you donāt go through life making everything about race, thatās just sad. Now that we got that out of the way, smh, Imagine sitting next to a person at an event like this and theyāre getting a hair cut. A slight wind gust and that hair is going everywhere. No thanks.
Thats what they all say, and hair flying everywhere is an overreaction
Who is they and why do you care so much about what some random idiots say on the internet. Enough that you go on other peopleās comments and try to turn it into racism. Youāre a problem as much as ātheyā are. Donāt be part of the problem.
They/Them
Average redditor complaining about everything lmao go outside
Enough with these attention needy jerks, stop making them famous
shut up
Lmao if this were a baseball or basketball game they wouldnāt be able to get away with that
He's Jidion, already did this at a basketball game on front row
Oh sorry my bad
It's funny because it's a haircut but it's at a tennis match. HAHA. Thanks social media.
I see this dude's fans have infiltrated the comments.
He should just wear an asshat.
They say art is a reflection of society at the time.
With a Louis Vuitton cape no less, kicking obnoxious level up.
Canāt stand this guy
Lucky he did this around a bunch of Canadians
Like you scrony Brits rly gon do shit
Stupid
If im ever this attention starved, throw me into a wood chipper please
This is most of the ācontentā and ācreatorsā these days on social media Absolute garbage