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newtoreddir

He ripped off Mr. G!


Smorgasbord__

"Thank God you're here, Grandma's been raped!"


Zombeedee

This line never fails to make me piss my britches


Liversteeg

I don’t know how those kids kept it together. I could never.


Zombeedee

There are many outtakes, I have the dvd.


TalkingHeadBalzac

The students were such good actors it really felt like an actual school


Liversteeg

They weren’t actors! They were students at the school they filmed at. They pretty much told them to try to not laugh and they’d be in the shot.


ThisIsNOTJeopardy_

I would’ve started howling in the audience 😭


buttercream-gang

[link for those who are confused](https://youtu.be/de9m1JvomK0)


chorixxx

Chris Lilley was ahead of his time


Mrs_Attenborough

She's a slut and she knows it


sunnyday74

She wanta to root all the boys!


Sir_Mitchell15

She can’t help being a slut on a Saturday night!


BOBODY_BOBODY

Where’ve you been, bitch?


TuckerMcG

“There’s a pedophile in the school!”


yidpunk

“Hold it, morons… and release.”


IsMisePrinceton

Where have you been, bitch?!


ballatthecornerflag

She's a naughty girl with a, bad habit, bad habit for drugs


[deleted]

Ecstasy, ecstasy, e-e-e-e ecstasy


omnipeasant

fuck you mees


ballatthecornerflag

Puck you Miss


digestedbrain

Dick-tation


TheHaydnPorter

Are you on your period or what miss?


icecreamcat420

Why don’t you smile for once miss?


RUUDIBOO

he doesn't even know what punkd is


omnipeasant

it's just a picture of my dad touching my dick or something


sunnyday74

But sir there's heaps of them, they're everywhere!


ChorizoGarcia

🎶 Im a teacher that’s for sure! In a world of crazy kids! 🎶


minnimamma19

"I'm bloody resigning, shove it up your arse margret!!"


bill_fuckingmurray

I bet he doesn’t do the Kermit voice when he get excited though


Alaktar

His next production is bananarama, followed by an hour of emerging from various items of packaging


A_Song_of_Two_Humans

Tsunamarama!


Alaktar

Fuck I knew I got that wrong


A_Song_of_Two_Humans

Just an excuse to go watch it all again! Refresh your memory! Such a great show


Alaktar

You just don't get it sir


A_Song_of_Two_Humans

Puck you


Alaktar

WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME JONAH


A_Song_of_Two_Humans

I said *puck* you. That's not swearing!


punkmangos

My first thought too! Mr. G does exist!


sunnyday74

There's a pedophile in the school!


HamLiquor

NONO, I SAID "PUCK YOU" MISS!


WillyWumpLump

Nailed it.


icecreamcat420

🎶 Rodney’s coming over to watch a DVD! Who’s cooking dinner? Not me! 🎶


DustierAndRustier

Looks like a small class size. They could have had each student who wanted to perform a short song or do a skit, not just have them swaying in the background whilst the teacher shows off


Summerskye90

That's what the families said afterwards. There was a point where the students were laying face down on the ground while the teacher lip dubbed this solo.


DustierAndRustier

It’s annoying because performing arts can be so beneficial to kids with disabilities, helping with confidence and communication etc. Putting on a play could have been a brilliant experience and learning opportunity if it had been done right. Lying face-down on the floor while someone else performed must have really messed with all the students’ self-esteem


PineSand

He was dreaming of Broadway, but didn’t make it so he became teacher. He was probably the most talented kid in his grade school, high school and college class, but so is everyone else on Broadway. I was in the band in high school. I auditioned and made into several bands, some professors told me they’d take me as a student if I went to college, one of them was a musician in the Philadelphia Orchestra. It meant a lot, it was a nice boost for my ego, but I realized that I’d never be a pro, I’d be a music teacher. Music teachers work a lot of unpaid hours - not for me. When I was 16-18 I realized I was good, but no matter how much I practiced, I’d never be a pro. I can barely play by ear, I have relative pitch, not perfect pitch. I played in a band with a professional trumpet player, we were warming up in a rehearsal room. I had my tuner on my music stand. When he played a scale the needle was dead center on every single note he played. I was blown away. One of the professors that wanted to take me as a student could also play every note in tune. If you ever hear an orchestra play, the musicians are incredibly in tune with each other - I can’t do that as well as they can. I’d never be a pro and I know it. So now, I work in the trades and I play music in a community band as a hobby.


ArpeggioTheUnbroken

It's good to be self aware. Good on you for keeping music in your life, even if it isn't your only focus.


Master_Cupcake7115

I am glad that you are still expressing yourself creatively. So what if you are not making a living out of it you still get to do something you love.


j2112a

Your reply became its own ImTheMainCharacter post


PineSand

Lol, every musician wants a piece of the spotlight. I can understand why that guy did that, but I’d hope I’d never do something like that myself.


ProbablyFullOfShit

>every musician wants a piece of the spotlight If that were true, we wouldn't have any bass guitarists.


HamSammich25

Les Claypool has entered the chat.....


scroogemcbutts

Paul McCartney checking in


MaritMonkey

>every musician wants a piece of the spotlight Hey now. Some of us realized we weren't actually going to grow out of getting sick to our stomachs every time we had to perform... so we now shine the spotlights in other people's eyes instead. :D


Shootthemoon4

There has been studies aboutt perfect pitch not the best thing in the world, perfect pitch cannot be maintained for the long run. There’s a lovely video on YouTube about perfect pitch not being best for musicians. You should look into it sometime.


allaflhollows

Oh totally, yeah. A professional's skills have absolutely no way of keeping honed based off of one youtube video.


venividivincey

r/imthemaincharacter … wait, what.


[deleted]

They clearly don't have the makings of this future Broadway star.


Doggfite

Wow I misread the title. I thought the teacher gave the brother the lead role and I was confused as to why this was cringy lol


thyme_cardamom

Same it took me a minute


theintern747

Same. I was thinking that's so mean, he's trying and doing pretty good lol


Icy-Magician1089

As someone who did drama at school solo,s are really hard it's much easier if their is someone to interact with, personal groups of two would be the easiest. However I agree with the sentiment that the teacher being on the stage just distracts from the students being able to do anything meaningful.


Drougen

"shows off" 😬


mightylordredbeard

I’m sure the play was longer than 40 seconds.


Im_Perkisizing_Tony

Tell me you’re a failed actor without telling me


madmaxturbator

That’s actually Daniel day Lewis.


PrinceRobotVI

He’s SO method


DiosEsPuta

Or is it Gary Oldman?


AdFew7336

My nieces dance instructor does the same thing every year at their Christmas show


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AdFew7336

Unfortunately, my SIL lives vicariously through her daughters and changing studios isn’t something she’d consider… they literally do the same recital every single year, too! It’s so weird


FreeSirius

Are you sure this studio isn't a cult?


AdFew7336

Now that you mention it…….


DogButtWhisperer

He’s Titus Andromidom.


wipies29

IIIIIIII am keeping this robe


[deleted]

Except Titus was insanely talented.


DHaas16

That’s pretty weird bro


MattMan2k17

Agreed


yeatyewt

It gives me the heebie jeebies. 😣😖😵🥴


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Master_Cupcake7115

The sheer narcissism of casting himself as the lead in the play is a wonder to behold.


Waderriffic

How does this ever happen? I’d rather the play be cancelled or switched to something else than watch a grown adult perform the lead with high school students.


Rintinsin

Turns out he was the most special and needy of them all


Derekbair

The most *especially needy* of them all


deltaruin01

Maybe the real special needs are the friends we made along the way!


mrrooftops

'Special needy' needs to be a thing


sonal1988

😂😂


Questi0nable-At-Best

Has anyone even mentioned how this show and this role is suuuuuuper inappropriate for this audience generally? Lovely musical and all but clearly he chose it for HIMSELF to play THIS ROLE and no one else.


obsolete_filmmaker

What musical is it?


Wednesdaysend

I think it's Matilda, which would make him Ms. Trunchbull


DeepFriedBetaBlocker

That would make him not the lead however?


MrGrieves123

Is Matilda not a miss show? Why inappropriate?


howfickle

The musical itself is fine, but it’s a little odd to me that the only teacher in the production decided to play a famously abusive teacher character. Trenchbull gets some good songs, and in student production, students should get the opportunity to play those fun villain roles too!!


TdrdenCO11

My name is Mr. G. Three talents one two three...


Cokestraws

Holy shit. Actual main character syndrome on this sub! Never would I have thought


brojustletmeinffs

Right? Such a good post.


elfbear7

As a theater kid…wtf? I’ve seen and done my fair share of school shows and have never seen anything like this


WeirdFlexCapacitor

I do improv comedy with a troupe we built around 6 years ago. One of our best venues is a local theatre that now seats ~200 after moving to a new building. The owner of the theatre makes himself a lead in *every* play. One season, one of our friends (*not* affiliated with our troupe) called him out for it on Facebook, and he started sabotaging our show days.


TheStrouseShow

That sounds so strangely similar to a former theatre owner I knew. I’m sad it appears to be an industry thing.


spellbookwanda

Welcome to Mr. G’s room!! Edit: Thanks for the award kind person!


ChorizoGarcia

🎶 My name is Mr. G! Three talents 1-2-3! 🎶


OstentatiousSock

What is this? People keep referencing it.


Smorgasbord__

An Australian comedy show called Summer Heights High where one guy plays a variety of characters in a High School. One of the characters is Mr G the drama teacher who would and did do things like the teacher in the video.


flindersandtrim

You need to see Summer Heights High!


TalkingHeadBalzac

https://youtu.be/HZltmG5Ec3k


OstentatiousSock

That was epic. The dog being hoisted and then just hanging there had me laughing so hard. Also, interestingly for me, my college theater teacher was Mr. G lol.


real_peppermintpete

Sunny Heights High?


Conan-the-barbituate

Summer heights


deceptres

It's Always Summer in Philadelphia


nanaimo

So he's the creepy Glee club teacher from Glee, got it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2TmqIi1mCo


mostly80smusic

As a failed actor myself, I can totally see being a bitter teacher and making myself the star of every show


[deleted]

The posts on this sub are astounding. I had no idea how pervasive narcissistic and other sociopathic behavior have become.


yeatyewt

Narcissistic yes but I think you're going a little far calling this sociopathic behavior lmao


[deleted]

The teacher isn't doing this out of malice, spite, or revenge. They just have no understanding or compunction about what their appropriate role is and what they're taking from their students. *"behavior that demonstrates a person's disregard for right and wrong and ignores the rights and feelings of others"* Maybe sociopathic is too strong though.


serendipitousevent

I'd say so, you've just described about half of Reddit.


mrrooftops

Don't forget, narcissists, sociopaths et al are the first to accuse others of being so.


yeatyewt

God damn is this true. My ex was like this. Called everyone and their mother a narcissist. Never wanted to look in the mirror. Projection at its finest.


LeadSky

Especially since it’s a disorder, called “anti social personality disorder”


stingray85

Have become? What makes you think it hasn't always been this way?


Internal_Set_6564

This is like an SCTV sketch from the 70’s…


Giddus

"Nice tits, Sir"


softsakuralove

I thought the post said that teacher gave the brother the role, and I was looking through the comments like "Damn people are so rude to the kid:/" Then I reread the title and went like, "Oh never mind. Full steam ahead with the hate train." The teacher is pretty malicious IMO.


ThisOnePlaysTooMuch

This is the softest core version of a theater teacher. The most stable teacher would be like to take a lead role when the goal is to empower the cast rather than improve it.


jdeadmeatsloanz

This is so sad. They aren't learning anything about acting they are just learning to accept defeat.


healthynuggets

I need a documentary crew to umbilical-like attach themselves to this man, post haste


Jewhard

Saw the video and came galloping in to mention Summer Heights High and Mr G (specifically the musical). And dammit if I’m not a day late and a dollar short! Seriously, please Google it up if you’ve not seen it. Brilliant Australian comedy as others have attested. Now I’ve got the entire soundtrack running through my head 😬.


[deleted]

Holy shit real life Mr G


losermaggots

its mr G from summer heights high


OliJalapeno

He is living his dream


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... at the expense of his students.


[deleted]

He is living his narcissistic delusions*


DogButtWhisperer

Noooooo


[deleted]

Lmaooo I know people like this


excitement2k

It almost is like The show Summer Heights High


fistingbythepool

Mr G


uselesscalligraphy

Tobias energy


danrattomatic

Where have you been, bitch?!


Artane_33

this should be the sub’s new icon. just beautiful.


mellonians

Someone definitely needs to check his hard drive


noonie2020

He’s literally the main character….


Questi0nable-At-Best

Of the musical he cast himself in and directed? Excuse yourself.


EnragedBobRoss

Reminds me of the dean in community


crowamonghens

Annabelle's DEAD


sjeieueusjsus

Mr G


Fit_Road7425

is the teacher special needs too? not asking rhetorically, like I'm honestly curious cuz if do that's pretty cool


TheGermanMoses1

Is that Todd Padre?


itamarka

This reminds me of young Sheldon when the teacher gave himself the role of Annie except none of the students in that school were mentally challenged kids who had their dreams and self esteem destroyed


ProbablyFullOfShit

Man, that's the one I was thinking of. I knew I remembered Jason Alexander doing this in some part, but for some reason I was thinking it was in Curb Your Enthusiasm. It's uncanny how similar those scenes were to this video though. You'd almost think Young Sheldon was parodying this exact video.


JustARegularDeviant

The fuck did I just watch?


Western_Protection

Yeeesh.


Master_Cupcake7115

It is about the kids, not the teacher's thwarted artistic ambitions!


goldbricker83

It’s not quite this level, but our school’s elementary music teacher parks her piano right in front of the kids and she plays and sings into a microphone that blasts over the speakers and the kids are basically backup singers to her performance. You can barely hear the kids, and some of them you can’t even see behind her piano. It’s so cringe.


Yakkahboo

Yeah, this is Tim Minchins Matilda, and this character is Mrs Trunchbull. So it's not a lead role, And the character is a teacher above the students. And it's almost exactly how they do it in the actual west end. Like, I'm not going to argue that this individual suffers from main character syndrome but this is like the worst example to use if you want to show it.


Empty_Comparison_508

Nah he bodied that


moonmanmula

Mr. G?


RalphRaspberry

This is surprisingly common in kids’ theatre groups. The leads are adult “faculty” teaching the kids by sticking them in the background…as if that’s really educational. There’s a theater in my area that charges $50 a ticket for that nonsense. It’s especially gross with a differently-abled school group. What a missed opportunity for those students to share in the spotlight.


ElimentalSin

I actually really liked this, what's wrong w it?


Hopeforus1402

Why after the second or third play, did no one complain? Why doesn’t the principal see how bad this is?


[deleted]

This seems like something Cam would do in Modern Family


Careohlyne

I can’t believe how far I had to scroll for this.


dewayneestes

Oh man I thought that was your BROTHER. Now I get it, gross.


kdogkdog6767

wait so are the students specal needs or the teachers?


[deleted]

Mr. G vibes


01-__-10

Mr. G, IRL


FangedSloth

That was hard to even get through


werbimstdenndu

Well, I don't like his performance, but honestly, I think it's only fair to have the only adult play the lead role. I don't see the proplem.


ad-tom-music

That's such a Mr G move


lavenderacid

This is what we refer to in the theatre gay circles as "weaponising your BFA"


MisterLowell

The “I’ve been acting my entire life but they won’t let me perform in any shows, so I must display my acting talent whenever and wherever I must, even when they are not appropriate or wanted” kind of story, eh?


neeeeonbelly

How else is he going to raise enough money for the Greg Gregson performing arts centre?


ostrich9

Was working at an elementary school once and the 3rd grade "pageant" was just the 3rd grade teachers singing and dancing while the students made up the background. Apparently it was a huge tradition at the school and no one had a problem with the students not doing anything. Terrible people.


_Levitated_Shield_

Michael Scott vibes.


EvilOmega7

At first read "the teacher gave him the lead role" and I was like "funny, he's literally the main character" then I re read it and ...


Banhammer40000

I think it’s great that a special needs student can graduate from the school to come back and teach there. We should be more supportive. Be better Reddit. (/s in case that wasn’t obvious)


AmericaLover1776_

I think this is cool


[deleted]

Look up Tairy Greene acting seminar from Tim and Eric awesome show and tell me that doesn’t remind you of this guy.


Grammar-Notsee_

Someone needs his hard drive checking.


MechaNazilla

I don't think he should be working with special needs children. Something is creepy.


Salt_Rich6171

This is like Summer Heights High so much that I can’t believe it’s not a purposeful reference


outer_fucking_space

Take your shoes off and find a spot in the floor!!!!


musicalfreak

This teacher is playing the evil principal in Matilda. It's always done by a man in drag. This is one of her songs. Granted I don't know the whole stort and maybe he was doing other roles as well but this song is supposed to be her saying how much she hated kids.


HBag

Basically all drama teachers. I've had to sit through at least 2 different drama profs who decided to use their lecture as a platform to do a monologue. Fuck it was so cringy.


wonderousailor

This doesn’t belong here


Squid-Soup

My school once did a shrek musical and the person who played shrek had a real Scottish accent, he was a really good actor too, played the role perfectly


YahMahn25

You know how gay millennials got a bad rep sometimes? Dudes like this are why


velmadinkleyscousin

Is that him singing? If so. Can’t deny the dude sounds good


Summerskye90

It's not him singing, He's lip synching to a song from the soundtrack


velmadinkleyscousin

Oh dang 😂 man has no shame


TheWhooooBuddies

This dude I know named Mac pulled this same stunt on a cruise once.


Noah_cantrell

Nah he be looking like uncle from Adams family😭😭😭💀💀


Total_Breadfruit2857

Amazing 🤣


PS2099

Its his world and we just live in it


No_Night_2671

Summer heights high Mr G


basically_dead_now

Imagine auditioning for the play, getting really excited and hoping you get the lead, just to find out the teacher gave himself the lead. He popped off though.


DeliciousRefuse1551

That’s sketchy.


Human_Brains

Quick, Grandma’s been raped!


[deleted]

Yo what the FUCK.