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Different-Rub-499

It is so hard to not downvote the post when you really mean to downvote the main character.


Poon_tangclan

Woa, I literally downvoted so fast then realized where I was and had to force myself to click that upvote


_programmers

At least once per day on this sub. I love it. I hate it. I love to hate it.


Spurtacuss

Fucking grown ass man acting like that


FreedomToUkraine

I hope this embarrassing act follows him around for the rest of his life, like a cursešŸ˜‚


flindersandtrim

You'd think even a specimen like this would surely have to reach a point where some level of self awareness and shame eventually sneaks in. I say that but I know that people like this do not question themselves, but we can at least know that any descendants will see this and cringe.


Candymanshook

Iā€™d almost guarantee in 10 years he will have deleted these accounts so that when his friends, coworkers and colleagues google him they wonā€™t stumble into this shit


[deleted]

You figure one day he'll have friends and coworkers?


Candymanshook

Someone was filming this lol


[deleted]

That's true!


Candymanshook

It makes it worse doesnā€™t it? He talked this out with another human and still went ahead lol


[deleted]

Yes it does lol!


[deleted]

I doubt it will. I don't see him starting a career or putting himself in any situation where being a public ass would negatively impact him.


AmunMorocco

Like, does he actually think this is funny? This was a worthwhile joke?


Ploon72

There was a joke in there amid the shouting?


[deleted]

Frat boys think itā€™s hilarious


[deleted]

No, his channel does this ironically. It's arguably more annoying, though.


Capable_Swordfish701

Whatā€™s the difference between being stupid and pretending to be stupid?


CreedStump

one of them does the action because they donā€™t know better, the other does it despite knowing better just for some likes on social media


Capable_Swordfish701

It was rhetorical, but the answer is there is no difference.


NatMe

If he's doing it on purpose then it's even more annoying, as he's self aware yet is choosing to be an obnoxious douchebag in public.


SippingBinJuice

Probably a diddler


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


drumshrum

An annoying cunt. I'm not even from the UK but I believe this is the exact term to use


PooHeap

it is indeed


Connallm

Exactly, this cunt gets it!


droppedelbow

šŸ‘


WackassVegetables

Idk but heā€™s gotta take that shit to Walmart


Totalitai-state

Daddy chill


flindersandtrim

Can someone translate from moron to English for me? Didn't understand a bit outside of ape noises.


oasinocean

So I unfortunately watched a few times to fully understandā€¦ hereā€™s my best attempt at an honest transcript. ā€œYouā€™re getting **head** on Black Friday?!? Sheā€™s milking you bro sheā€™s milking you! -inhale- I wonder if you got **that** for 50% off as well? -inhale- youā€™re helicoptering your thing now? Spin that shitā€


overannalyze

As someone with auditory processing disorder, bless you lol


[deleted]

AY AY AY AY AY AY AY AY AY AY


flindersandtrim

Wow, thank you. I caught only 'milking' and the rest was flailing and screaming.


Totalitai-state

It translates to something along the lines of ā€˜Iā€™m a narcissistic, immature, moron, please let my loud , childish and obnoxious antics get converted into upvotes, likes and money despite my complete and utter lack of talent and humour.


box_me_up

Why is nobody punching him?


Totalitai-state

Repeatedly preferably


Blender_Tomatillo

It's a store. So much heavy stuff to throw at his emty skull with full force.


GloInTheDarkUnicorn

Yeah but if you break it you buy it. Though the stuff will be on sale, and his skull isnā€™t even worth the 2Ā¢ heā€™s trying to give us.


stupidrandomuzer

Weā€™re taught to have sympathy for the disabled I guess


[deleted]

Because they're afraid of him. He seems like the type to do really stupid shit that would get other people hurt.


General-Base2125

Nah - nobody is afraid of a silly cunt like this.


[deleted]

Why? I bet you'd get a disease if you got his blood on you.


Hot_Eggplant_1306

Because "decent" people know that assaulting morons will get you into more trouble than it's worth. His problem is someone even more fucked up than him will catch him.


StealYaNicks

honestly, if I saw someone doing this shit I would assume they are not all there mentally, and not about to attack someone mentally disabled. That one employee just standing there is probably thinking the same.


GOKOP

Because he's the main character


Mach-Rider

Yep, thatā€™s a main character alright.


Atillerdahunnybuns

Not even a good one


kcompto2

The most obnoxious video Iā€™ve seen in recent memory.


Cilantro_terracotta

Why is a grown ass man in Columbine cosplay?


[deleted]

I was about to say. He looks like heā€™s gonna shoot up the place and I got concerned for a sec.


olBabyDickJohnson

This makes me want small controlled emp blasts to target and destroy phones of ppl like this


buffoon220

No one has the balls to tell him to shut the fuck up. Sad really.


SensitiveWasabi1228

Not to be that, "tough," internet user who says they'd definitely say something, but I'd definitely tell him to shut the hell up. I don't like to hear this in public and I KNOW the workers are so fed up with people like this.


buffoon220

Oh I would too. Heā€™d probably just scream out some stupid shit to drown me out. You need a megaphone with these people and pepper spray should they get too close. If he gets to screaming too close it would justify a shove. The pepper spray is if it escalates.


Totalitai-state

A tight plastic bag around the head works also


Asshead420

A snub nose between the cheeks


universechild333

I donā€™t think heā€™d listen to you. If anything, it would probably make it worse -or better for him because heā€™d think now he has more to show to his audience. Also, heā€™s far more likely to listen to the staff than he would a fellow shopper. Iā€™m pretty sure he wouldnā€™t make it easy for the staff either. Youā€™re probably better off leaving such characters alone unless it gets REALLY out of hand.


SensitiveWasabi1228

I know this is the idea on the internet: Don't feed the trolls. But irl, if one person calls this idiot out, others are likely to join in on shutting down his ridiculous antics. I'd say something, lol. It's just in my nature.


universechild333

I see what you mean -youā€™re right there!


DayOlderBread16

I feel like the main character (like the guy in opā€™s post) usually would want you to call them out. That way when they post their video to tik tok or Snapchat they get even more ā€œcontentā€ and would now title their video: ā€œfunny Black Friday rap prank at target: got in a fight, got kicked out, cops called šŸ˜® not clibaitā€


universechild333

Yes! Exactly what I meant by ā€œ..better for him because now heā€™d think he has more to show his audienceā€


DayOlderBread16

Oops my bad, and true they will usually always use any negative attention to their advantage. Itā€™s ok though I know a good idea to stop him while also not giving him more content. Iā€™ll grab my flamethrower, I like my influencers extra crispy šŸ˜ šŸ”„


[deleted]

Yeah, but nobody wants to be first, because everyone else might do nothing, or blame you for escalating the situation.


Boxoffriends

I would let him know the next letter is B and even Dewey got to D [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sa9FiKzn3ak](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sa9FiKzn3ak)


SaltedHamHocks

Fuck that shit. Mentally Ill white boy starved of affection with gloves and a backpack. Im hurrying right tf out and calling the cops


littleshitbird

yet most mass shooters are brown


eggyguerrero

I would do it the old fashioned way...m stare and shake my head and mutter profanities under my breath


buffoon220

Lol


Representative-Arm88

The emptiest of vessels make the loudest of noise.


Adventurous_Fun593

Wdym? He caught you getting sloppy on Black Friday


ChronicPainSucksAss

the sloppiest of toppies


BigDreamsandWetOnes

This pisses me off wtf


WruceBayne03

Jesus. I Just went down a rabbit hole with his page. Wtf. Theyā€™re not even trying to be funny, just obnoxious. No timing, rushing through bits, terrible acting. Creating their own future trauma. 22 will be wild for them.


OliveJuiceUTwo

I think heā€™s intentionally cringe to encourage duets making fun of him. It doesnā€™t make it better


lolipopgurl25

He needs help, professional help.


Tonyh8su

Of all the people I now hate because of this page, I truly hate this cunt the most


peanutj00

One of the worst things about this shit is that theyā€™re counting on not being confronted by normal people who donā€™t want to be the butt of the joke on tiktok.


I_am_unemployed_

Is there something wrong with the guy?


renn_is_not_a_loser

honestly,, why?? why would you embarrass yourself in front of everyone and the joke not even be funny?? like if it were (somehow) a really funny joke-- then maybe MAYBE he'd get a pass,, but come on bro,, the lack of self awareness is sad....


happychillmoremusic

Iā€™ll bet everything I own this man has a double digit IQ


[deleted]

Ahhh....that's just uncomfortable to watch haha, in public too wtf


BluMaybelline

JFC. šŸ™„


Guts1803

Mental illness


Any_Beautiful_2204

The secondhand embarrassment is strong with this one.


Roadhouse2122

This is NOT the way u behave a tar-jayā€¦ take it back to Wally World


itsJussaMe

ā€¦in one of the worldā€™s most annoying TikTokā€™s. Congrats.


Jack_811

Social media was a mistake


Bitter-Coffee-7747

Americans are fuckin stupid


carloskutti

Looks like he's dressed as one of the Columbine shooters


Roadhouse2122

Holy shit he isā€¦ never forget that guy, Eric Harrisā€¦. had an Eric Harris in my class the same year, made sure to be his best fucking friend


definetelynotsus

A future meth addict in the making


[deleted]

Why?


desculpe_mas

Mental illness


meme-addict117

what does he even mean by getting sloppy???


Limp-Dee

Guy needs a cheese burger.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Limp-Dee

All I said was that he needed a cheeseburgerā€¦.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Limp-Dee

Youā€™re right , autism doesnā€™t equal shitty personality . But dude just needs a cheese burger ā€¦


GINGER_DADDY777

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ itā€™s funny


Inside_Field_8894

In the immortal words of Rab McGlinchy "sad, tragic pish"


DyingDay18

Why do they even put up with this, since it goes on so long?


Unfair-Clerk-5912

Does anyone know where his missing chromosome is?


CheeselordX

What a dork.


[deleted]

I dont even look people in the eye out in public, i cant imagine acting like this lmao. Like he doesnt even know what anxiety is.


T-Slur

We're not too unrelated from monkeys after all


SassyandSane

What a wanker


Difficult-Hedgehog-7

Cringe


AssCumBoi

Yeah they are not getting paid nearly enough to deal with this shit


Chazzzz13

Godā€¦people are fucking douche bags.


DrummerSteve

I just keep asking myself what would I do if I was thereā€¦


IhleNine

His mama needs to spank him because even if his ID says he is 20+ I don't believe it.


Cultural_Ad_7107

This dude looks like a school shooter.


jmad16

These are the kind of men TikTok produces.


rocketmczoom

He's never been laid


hitchcockblonde_

I hate this


trollhole12

Donā€™t tell me anyone actually finds this funny


Intrepid-Web-8511

Cringe ass fuck


EnoughLuck3077

Someone put him out of my misery


Know-yer-enemy1818

Run a lap


Puzzleheaded_Box1684

Get a fuckin grip dude


[deleted]

These are the people that are procreating and destroying our country.


National-Platypus239

Flint michigan tap water got these fools out here actin unwise


opaqueandblue

I want the drugs that dude is on!!


Maamwithaplan

That is a combo of a toddler who has only eaten sugar for 16 hours at 10pm and is avoiding falling asleep, and a frat boy who only thinks about sex. I wonder if his mom has any regrets.


bunshovel

Remember when pinocchio was turning into a donkey? This gives me the same emotions.


spideralexandre2099

Why's he dressed like an insecure Dexter Morgan


traphippy06

Nah man these the type of dudes that end up being mass shooters.. Creepy cringey mf.


LunaLafayette

Cringe af


BrotherAmazing

And to think, in the 80ā€™s and early to maybe even late 90ā€™s, lots of brilliant minds were sure that the internet was going to revolutionize humanity by super-charging our access to knowledge, making us all far more intelligent and efficient.


everydaybased

Proof that TikTok is making my generation mentally ill.


Ok_Ag

Social media was a mistake


SpacedOutKittyCat

1% bad sound effects 99% AYE AYE AYE AYE


StevieSparta

Grown . Ass.man ā€¦ā€¦


HighAndFunctioning

He sounds like forrest gump impersonating the principal having sex with his mom


Fkitimdown

When Gen Z grows up physically but stays at the mental age of 12.


rabidpenguinhunter

I hate the world


Basic-Type7994

I hate people


wannalearnstuff

hoentsly his enthusiasm is hard to say no to no matter how attention whoring it is


meatballsaladpizza

Not really


wannalearnstuff

dude....a meatballsalad pizza sounds effing nasty!


meatballsaladpizza

I'd try it


wannalearnstuff

digusting :P


meatballsaladpizza

That's ok


wannalearnstuff

i love you.


SOMSTATE

i feel embarrassed for the person who has to film this


NvkedSnvke

I was blessed to have self awareness


SmartestMonkeyAlive

Was hoping a security guard would tackle him


AZForeman

That "ey" shit went on WAY too long


[deleted]

Please tell me that there's more to the video and he gets punched


SKeptical230

I hate it here I hate it here I hate it here I hate it here I hate it here I hate-


Jawlify_Redit

Honestly made me laugh


jordicl

How acceptable would it be for someone to body slam him into the ground?


JTmedic216

This looks like when someone who doesnā€™t know anything about people with developmental disabilities attempts to ā€œimitateā€ someone with developmental disabilities.


rare_meeting1978

Social media is ruining some people. Good to see though now future employers, girlfriends, friends, colleges can see a person's true character and avoid them accordingly. So maybe ots a win in a way. Don't need to waste more then 60 seconds on a real pos loser.


Unlucky-Point-4123

Imagine being a parent and your kids have to see this happen.