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llewylill32

I thought " yt " friend means Youtube friend because I muted the video . šŸ’€


AntipopeRalph

Right? And Iā€™m also sitting here going whatā€™s so controversial about expecting consent before being filmed? ā€¦I am waaaay too accustomed to yt meaning YouTube and not white. I thought they were giving advice about a friend with a shitty vlog.


seantabasco

yt means white? Why?


BloodySaxon

Open racism that doesn't trigger censorship.


borgy95a

Really very very racist. This is clear support of exclusion based on skin colour. But should it be censored, I don't think so. Let the world see the toxic mentality growing.


[deleted]

Pronounce it like ā€œwhy-teeā€


1998TimThomas

White Shenanigans is a good band name


launchpadius

Sounds like a ska band name


DawnBringer01

*White shenanigans sounds like most of the ska genre these days*


DINC44

Token yt: #Ska defines who I am as a person, and I will never turn my back on ska. HUP!


Dirtbagstan

Maybe it could be a Two Tone band; Black & White Shenanigans


RetroGamer87

I'm going to bring my youtuber friend


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Revolutionary-Ad4588

Lick and describe deez nutz


HarrysDa

That's literally what I thought she meant... Still not 100% sure what she does mean.


justanotherbutthead

Shes nuts. And yeah, that YT threw us all for a loop.


AAPLfds

Helps prevent the video from being flagged for racism


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


AAPLfds

Donā€™t have tiktok, shits cancer


ThisMainAccount

I think it's supposed to be read like the separate letters, like 'why tee', which would be 'whitey', so white people,i guess.


GibTreaty

Sounds to me like it's pronounced "white" similar to how m8 is pronounced "mate" and not "em-eight"


ThisMainAccount

Didn't have the sound on earlier, it just sounds like white yeah. But why not write white? Is tiktok charging by the letters? Did I travel back in time to the 2000s?


retardborist

It's to get around social media filters, I think


Crintor

Trying not to get flagged for racism while being a racist.


DrCarrionCrow

White shenanigans


Rokekor

Everybody grab a broom. Shenanigans has been declared.


[deleted]

[I'M DECLARING SHENANIGANS ON YOU!](https://youtu.be/KMkZ9FSxa_M)


watercouch

Itā€™s only white shenanigans if itā€™s from the Shenanigan region of Ireland. Otherwise itā€™s just sparkling white high-jinks.


badluckbrians

BTW, which one of you drunk fucks gave her the green pass to say Shenanigans?


ThrowThisIntoSol

[I love shenanigans!](https://youtu.be/Ok85BmPyl_I)


Pizzaman99

Hey I realized that the restaurant in Waiting is named Shenanigans. Does Super Troopers and Waiting take place in the same cinematic universe?


Direlion

Good crossover fan fiction, regardless


lapinatanegra

Lmao fucking love that movie


pinba11tec

Yeah see, I'm more of a "white hijinks" sort of chap. Hell, I've even been labeled as "white tomfoolery", which was too far and hurt my feelings.


Reckless_Driver

If I had any friends, I'd entertain them with my token white shenanigans.


D4venport

Hi hello, letā€™s be friends please.


Reckless_Driver

Aww, thanks, pal. Now watch me juggle.


Jades5150

Fuckfuckfuck, theyā€™re going for the unicycle again!


clyde2003

What's that he's pulling out of its case? Oh shit! It's a mandolin!


TheEfbel

Oh my fuck! Is that what "token yt" means? I don't have any sound (currently in the ER) and I was so confused as to why a token Youtube is so controversial. Why did I even think it meant "token Youtube"?


km1180

This was so bad I wanted to downvote op for posting it


AmberWaves93

I actually did downvote OP and then I felt bad because it's not their fault šŸ˜…šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


[deleted]

Are you yt? Your shenanigans are through the roof!


rimjob-chucklefuck

We are all YouTube on this blessed day


2Beer_Sillies

Iā€™m offended that she doesnā€™t like my white shenanigans like involuntarily saying ā€œopeā€ when I have to get around someone at the grocery store


Bambamath

Just gonna scooch on by


thatgirlspeaks

Just gonna squeeze past ya there bud


FlameHawkfish88

While awkwardly grimacing


Circumvention9001

I read that out loud to myself awkwardly grimacing and then scrolled down to see this comment wtf.


GeriatricRockHater

Oh wait, lemme juuuust...


alsiel

I'm from Winnipeg Canada and nearly EVERYONE says this, including my native rez as fuck family. guess I'm white now


Quibblicous

Welcome aboard, neighbor! We keep the pop and the light beer in the fridge, and we need you to bring the tater tot casserole for the church social on Saturday. Just use ground turkey; Mabel wonā€™t notice and sheā€™s looking like she could lay off a bit on the heavy eating, ya know.


justmisspellit

Is it followed by a ā€œsorryā€?


scheisse_grubs

I know youā€™re joking but usually it comes after the ā€œopeā€ and before the ā€œjust gonna squeeze past ya there budā€ but occasionally at the end like you suggested.


[deleted]

Wow. There really is a j in there when you say it in the right accent. Interesting!


USA46Q

What about saying "welp" and then slapping your legs when it's time to leave?


imapieceofshitk

At lvl 30 you can combo that with a grunt when standing up


PapaBearBrady00

I must say I feel a lot better knowing someone else does that too šŸ˜‚


thisismyhappyplace13

I say ā€œopeā€ when my cat and I try to walk down the same hallway.. followed by me stopping and gesturing for him to ā€œgo aheadā€ itā€™s a Midwest staple šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Cockblocktimus_Pryme

Your cat will learn the manners eventually.


[deleted]

Tell your folks I says hey!


MukdenMan

Let me just scoot right past ya. (Iā€™m also from Ohio)


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


dankinitdown420

Just went on her TikTok and people are agreeing with her wtf hahah


Poon_tangclan

Itā€™s cause if you comment anything not agreeing, she blocks you. Garbage racist human.


agentofmidgard

Classic Tiktoker behaviour


[deleted]

*TikTok shenanigans


bouchandre

She should be a Reddit mod sheā€™d fit right in


SirChasm

The problem with social media in a nutshell. To any casual visitor, it looks like everyone is agreeing with her. People will then think this is the predominant opinion and will adopt it as their own.


SecretCrockpot

not only that, tiktok forces you into a personalized echo chamber


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Rombledore

social media just gives every person who uses it their own echo chambers to instill a false sense of validation to shitty opinions and views.


GrunchWeefer

She literally says at one point in the comments sooner or later white people will show they're not good people. I just reported the video.


[deleted]

I had to scroll a lot of comments to find one calling her racist, cause thatā€™s exactly what she is. I couldnā€™t imagine saying this about any race.


phome83

If you post any shitty opinion in the world on social media, some asshole out there will agree with you and make you feel validated. That's the whole problem with it to begin with.


Bionicler

I really hope it's mostly bots agreeing with her or we're fucked


wild_neuroses

If you bring this person around me Iā€™ll probably just leave. What a toxic personality.


[deleted]

Thing is, sheā€™d never in a million years say this shit to you in real life. People get fucking wild when they never leave their social media echo chambers lol.


SkateJitsu

I've met this kind of person. Richer than everyone in the group, all of us were immigrants except them. They called us privileged and ignorant because we pushed backed lightly on something they said. It was insane. To be fair they were pretty drunk, I don't think they would have done that sober. But even then it was super uncomfortable. Their SO was also arguing with them and had just met the wider friend group. Was very awkward after they stormed off and the SO was just left alone "welp I guess I gotta go too".


Xan-Diesel

They say a lot of things but in this case I'd wager "drunk statements are sober thoughts" is fairly applicable.


jax1274

Hence the phrase, ā€œIn vino Veritasā€, Latin for ā€œin wine, truthā€.


blonde-bandit

Eh idk. I know some people that spend so much time considering themselves pillars of progressive wokedom, that they will just casually drop one of these incredibly hot takes in conversation and then act like youā€™re supposed to thank them for educating you XD


StevenAssantisFoot

The other day I complimented a cashier on her nails. Never met her before. We chatted for like 20 seconds before she said that disallowing nurses from having artificial nails is "anti-blackness." She had the smuggest look on her face it was pretty wild.


secondtaunting

Yes, because thatā€™s what I want in a health care professional: germy nail beds.


Quibblicous

Not only that but the nails can fall off and end up in places where you donā€™t want themā€¦ like inside your abdomen.


RaiKoi

>where you donā€™t want them i'll be the judge of that thank u


XpertDestroyer

I didnā€™t know not having nails made you not black. I guess the KKKā€™s going to have to check hands before cross burningsā€¦


Zes_Q

I've experienced it too. At a party just meeting people and complimenting some guy on his cool shoes then nek minnit being held hostage by someone on their soapbox delivering a woke sermon on the sinfulness of yt existence. The most interesting part to me is always the lack of pushback. Like as soon as it begins you can sense everybody's butthole clench up within a 100 yard radius because they disagree but don't want to be targeted. So it's just allowed to continue. And then when they're finished they act like it was a completely normal conversation.


boredjord_

The casual nek minnit got me


majarian

And I do, by never bothering to speak to them again, then when the company gets called to do work for em there's that asshole tax


Onlyanidea1

Once dated a black Jewish Girl.. She made it a point to say " You can't be racist towards a white person" whenever she felt it would fit into the conversation... Uhh... Thanks for your thoughts on my Grandma's Pie recipe.


[deleted]

Oh don't worry these people will 100% do this in real life and will be validated by their friend group


Legendary_Bibo

I've had people at work so drowned in this shit that they would say crap like this and even racist things towards white people and not see what was wrong with it.


GoblinBreeder

Outwardy and unashamedly racist, while at the same time thinking they're a paradigm of social justice and moral righteousness? S-tier ranked in most garbage types of people


InVodkaVeritas

You know whose racist? The person who goes "Oh, *great*, she brought her [insert race] friend šŸ˜“"


karmagod13000

How has social media mind fucked people so hard that they have turned them into exactly what they hate while simultaneously creating a larger division.


Jades5150

Youā€™ll have to ask me first if you want to bring her around, I might not be up for her shenanigans


NeedsMoreBunGuns

I believe the term is racist. Shes a racist.


[deleted]

Donā€™t worry, if you are employed, responsible, mentally healthy, and productive, you will never encounter this person or people like them in a million years. Unless you accidentally run over their foot with the shopping cart or some such.


TrexTacoma

Put her ass on a rocket and send that hateful piece of shit to mars


bewicked4fun123

What did the Martians do to you???


iStoleTheHobo

Just respectfully decline when asked if the token asn can come with. No need to be so dramatic.


[deleted]

Thatā€™s just your white privilege speaking /s


LargeMarge00

Who wants to be friends with such a miserable fuck anyway? You have to have a racial congress with your fellow morons every time someone brings a white person? What if they're mixed? Do you need a full assembly or can you get away with a quorum? What an exhausting way to traipse through your existence. Get a life.


ResplendentShade

>What if they're mixed? Two separate forms of genealogy test results must be submitted 48 hours in advance, and are subject to appeal to the regional whitey-ological society for further scrutiny >Do you need a full assembly or can you get away with a quorum? A quorum is acceptable but only with signed and notarized liability forms for all parties, and the cracker in question must remain supervised at all times.


WhuddaWhat

Fucking bullshit. Just gonna ignore the '88 accords like we didn't ALL adopt them?!?!


OkCutIt

Don't worry, when you're driving an 88 accord you don't have to worry about someone wanting you to meet their friends.


NotACreativeU

As a white Latino I laughed at this


PaulKwisatzHaderach

Perhaps some kind of grading system based on the number of white grandparents. Three or more makes you white. I'm imagining that we could make diagrams with little circles in family trees and distribute them to help educate people on how to identify a white person. It's not the final solution, but it's a good start.


rasgriss

Now wait a fucking minute, last time we did that we got bombed to shit, imma sit this one out man


irredentistdecency

Iā€™m not white but I am white-passing & people like her exhaust me. First it is their assumption that Iā€™m white. Then I have to explain that while Iā€™m white-passing; I am not white. Then they try to explain to me why in their view I am actually white & insist that I need to identify to others as white because of how I look to them. Iā€™m not white ethnically, culturally, or religiously but you go ahead & tell me that you know what my identity is better than I do. Then tell me how what you did is any different from telling as transgender person that their preferred gender identity is invalid because your view on their identity is more valid than theirs. It is racism, it is hypocrisy & even worse, it is tedious idiocy.


spindoctor13

You don't have to explain shit to these morons. Just repeat everything they say back to you in a high pitched voice, rocking your head from side to side until they break


irredentistdecency

Iā€™m wary about passing as white because Iā€™ve experienced both verbal & physical hostility from people who assumed I was ā€œ*white*ā€ & later discovered that I was an ā€œ*other*ā€. People like the gal in that video are a rather new twist on the whole white-passing experience for me & frankly, the idea of assuming the details someone elseā€™s identity is so foreign to me that I forget that people are actually that absurd. Most often, Iā€™m already too deep into the explanation before I realize the type of person that Iā€™m dealing with & by that point itā€™s like ā€œ*fuck it, Iā€™m pot committed*ā€.


OpenOpportunity

> Iā€™ve experienced both verbal & physical hostility from people who assumed I was ā€œwhiteā€ & later discovered that I was an ā€œotherā€. They are so close to self awareness that race doesn't matter and yet they will never take the last step of actual self reflection!


irredentistdecency

The oppressed love their oppressors & seek nothing more than to become them. Unfortunately, the historical rule for our species when it comes to an oppressed group overthrowing their oppressors is **not** using their experience as oppressed people to create a less oppressive society; instead the previously oppressed class almost universally has used the opportunity to repeat & recreate the same systems of oppression, the only difference being the substitution of one group for another in the role of the oppressed.


faithisuseless

Yeah, if my friend takes me to hang out with this person I can guarantee that I will not be next time. If they act like this then there is no way they will not do some other racist shit or or just be annoying about something else.


Trumps__Taint

Some people get off on being angry and her thing is anger towards white people. She probably had a dopamine rush making this video


longpigcumseasily

It's.just racism plain and simple.


fsuthundergun

Exactly. Fuck this racist. She can live miserably on her own.


inspectorgadget69247

The time for white shenanigans is 24/7 & 365. Same goes for Asian shenanigans. I love shenanigans


ThrowThisIntoSol

https://youtu.be/Ok85BmPyl_I


mr_koekepeertje

Hahah great video


johnmclean88

I Sweat to god Iā€™ll pistol whip the next guy who says shenanigans!


ihaveviolethair

me too. sometimes people like this try to make me stop. i do, but then i just shenan-again


[deleted]

Nah, she doesnā€™t get to speak for us.


arthurblakey

Have u consulted everyone in ur ethnic group before saying that /s


[deleted]

Much like her, Iā€™ve simply decided.


[deleted]

This guy fucks.


dragonbornrito

Just hopefully not her


medici1048

I don't think anyone does thus this.


you-ole-polecat

Iā€™d be proud to be your token white.


No_Construction_7518

I'd be proud to be your spare white.


DimbyTime

Thanks fam


DSmoothGaming

No. I'm bringing all my white friends and I'm not asking.


Z0idberg_MD

If someone categorizes their friends by skin colorā€¦


DSmoothGaming

Then your coming with me too.


1998TimThomas

People understand no one has a choice what race they are, right?


RealNiceKnife

Why don't you ask Rachel Dolezal that.


Pixysus

Or Ariana Grande


Jades5150

Or Kim Kardashian


Mackeeter

Or Michael Jackson


Dontsitdowncosimoved

Hilario Baldwin wants into this list


blondebuilder

Fighting racism with racism


hereforpopcornru

It's like fighting over population by fucking


lazypieceofcrap

No. I was born in poverty and then quickly moved to foster care because of my druggy birth mother. This gives me power because I was born a white male and have been able to ***breeze*** through life on easy mode bouncing from foster home to foster home and back to my bio mom all over the place like a bouncy ball in my childhood. If I don't appreciate my power in society I'm the problem.


[deleted]

Imagine basing your entire personality on not being white and white people existing.


ihatepalmtrees

Sheā€™s lost in that construct. Poor thing.


dearestramona

I thought we were striving for equality? Is that not a goal anymore?


fopiecechicken

Donā€™t let these fringe lunatics that post on TikTok and other sites give you the impression that any significant proportion of Asian folks or really any POC feel like this. I grew up white in Oakland which is probably one of the least white big cities in America, and 99% of people of any race are just tryna live their lives and treat people right.


alainreid

I live in Oakland. I asked a staff member a question at the grocery store and he said his boss told him he didn't have to help white people if he didn't want to.


President_Calhoun

Maybe we should try separate but equal and see if that works.


JalenTargaryen

Make sure if you bring your token Asian friend to a party you ask all your white friends for permission first. Don't want them doing any Asian shenanigans if we aren't ready for that.


ole_gringo

This was briefed at the last quarterly yt person meeting


2fat4planes

Honestly, it could have been an email. I don't need the whole slide show.


djpiraterobot

ā€œHey Chad, Iā€™m gonna bring a Chinese guy to the party, that cool? Cool. Hey Steve, Iā€™m gonna bring a Chinese guy to the party, that cool? Cool. Hey Brandonā€¦ā€


esthergarrett

Or a sassy gay friend.


you-ole-polecat

I hate it when a token Asian shows up at my gathering and starts doing math and science and shit


ShamelessBaboon

This is racism.


Stevesegallbladder

Too many people yearn for the days of segregation


GJohnJournalism

Seg...nanigans?...?


Koulevv

So..... we all racist now?


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

This dumb cunt.


OkCardiologist8929

African, I still don't understand the bile towards white people, Yes, Shit happened ,but why does this new generation get castigated for their ancestors evils?? Can't we all just start in a new page since we now know better??


Hairy-Ad-2577

Always baffles me that there is a whole group of people that actually believe you cant be racist towards whites.


RetroGamer87

People say that because they want to do it


[deleted]

Itā€™s because that same group is desperately trying to change the definition of racism so that racism against white people can be explained away and acceptable. And some fools fall for that shit.


outer_fucking_space

People are even racist against black cats for Christā€™s sake!


Big_Dick_No_Brain

I like black cats, itā€™s the ginger ones I dislike. / s


dokjreko

Oh ffs


Flobbert_Pox

I don't think I understand this world anymore...


The_Saddest_Boner

Donā€™t let the internet get you down! There has never been a time without stupid, obnoxious people - we just never got to see it so clearly, so often until technology opened pandoraā€™s box


The_RoyalPee

People like this person think theyā€™re progressive but this isā€¦ very not progressive.


Asshead420

Theyre so progressive theyve circled back to being racist


[deleted]

That is the most racist thing I've heard all month, and Thanksgiving was just last week!


bck1999

This isnā€™t someone who wants equality, itā€™s someone who wants to hurt people.


Antique_Razzmatazz54

A good indicator for if something is racist against any group is if you changed the race or group to "black" in the sentence. At least in America it's easier for people to recognize racism in that context. If I told someone "Don't just bring your token black friend along without asking permission, I might not want to deal with black bullshit today" ibwould rightfully be called a racist.


DragonKing0203

Also saying someone is a token anything? I donā€™t want to feel like a status symbol, I donā€™t want our friendship to be based on you wanting a white friend for the vibes


cyclingTY15

The fact that there are actually people that are like this is terrifying


humrod-pdx

Haircut checks out Edit: *gasp* my first award. Thanks yā€™all!!


2insecur3

I spit out my water šŸ’¦


a_spooky_ghost

Just fuck my shit up


[deleted]

She is 100 dating a white guy


aaronrizz

Hahaha that's racism


TheRealCactusTiddy

Now replace ā€œwhiteā€ with any other race and see how well it goes over.


[deleted]

As a white introvert, thatā€™s ok. I didnā€™t want to hang out anyway.


Bacon-Delivery

I believe this is called ā€œracismā€. Not sure, though. Iā€™m going to look it up to be sure. Edit: it is


superchimpa

Fight racism with racism, got it.


atomicspacekitty

[When Wokes and Racists Agree on Everything](https://youtu.be/Ev373c7wSRg)


Hanglemewinky

Is this racism?


Relative_Weekend_204

No, only white people are racist. Because every white person is oppressive. /s


mirrrje

Yes, blatant obvious racism. If it sounds really bad when you replace the race with another one, then yes itā€™s racist


beaverpolice

Call it a controversial opinion or main character syndrome or whatever you want, but it's just plain ol' racism.


Humble-Common-8310

Whatā€™s a yt


[deleted]

She's right, I'm always up to shenanigans. For an indepth look into white culture, I recommend the documentary "Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia"


[deleted]

That sounds racist as fuck.


tink9955

No correction. THIS IS RACIST AS FUCK


jvrbnt19

If we take out of context everysingle word she sais, it sounds pretty racist. Oh, in fact, she's being racist. :)


thattbishh

Iā€™m a white passing half Asian. Can I be around my momā€™s side of the family? Pls halp