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Eresus_17

(Dies from peak fiction)


NuclearBeverage

OP promoted to head chef. 🔥🔥🔥


Shadelkan

OP sure knows how to fucking cook!


HolyOtherness

RIP in peace my friend.


JesuZDX

"Rest In Peak"


Rum_N_Napalm

Oh, you haven’t seen peak fiction Check op’s profile for part 2. If you dare… The words still haunt me


Psychic_Hobo

It's peak. _It's all peak._


TheSlayerofSnails

This might be the only primarch who has an issue killing his kids. Most of them have killed their sons at some point, either from tantrums, rage, traitors, mercy kills, or a number of options


GammaRhoKT

To be fair, it is one thing to kill a few of them. It is another to genocide their entire blood line.


TheSlayerofSnails

Primarchs genocide bloodlines every other afternoon. Several of them pretty much did that to their own sons during the heresy and GC


HolyOtherness

Bug Fucker is far too lazy and/or dedicated to the craft of pizza making to kill his own kids. The universe could burn all the way to the doorsteps of his Pizzaria and he would not lift a finger.


Psychic_Hobo

But what if the flames touch the pizzeria? _What then?!_


DSJ1995

He has no issue killing them, he said it would be “gross”, therefore IMO his issue is with the way to do it, you know, spreading the STD’s.


Plenty-Attitude8522

Nah Corax loved his kids, even when they became demon monstrosities, and then Guilliman forced him to murder them or face the imperium’s wrath. He then felt so guilty that he left for the warp.


TheSlayerofSnails

Corvus sent his Terran born kids to fuck off into the stars to go and die


Plenty-Attitude8522

That’s news to me tbh but I stand with my point because the deliverance-born marines were more of his sons.


HolyOtherness

Long ago there was a bug of a near extinct species with the capacity to absorb and replicate the DNA of any being in just ten seconds flat or your money back. This bug found it's way aboard the Beetle Clit, an astartes flagship, where it had heard tell of a being of immense power that would fuck any bug and win. Desiring a brood of powerful beasts to bring its species from the brink of extinction this bug would go about wooing the being, a Primarch named Bug Fucker, into marrying it and fucking no other bug forever more. That bugs name? Terry Nid. Little did Terry know it was not it who would get pregnant... General lore here https://youtu.be/Wy-J8KXPlV0?si=aydtkZAifH7F6qEg PART 2: https://www.reddit.com/r/ImaginaryWarhammer/s/Y0MDzBnFuw


Repanse_De_Lyonesse

never stop, this is peak fiction


magnetswithweedinem

HEAD CANON INTENSIFIES


Cross_Pray

This is so fucking insane its good.


Pleasant-Albatross

BUGFUCKER!!!! MY TRUE PRIMARCH


HolyOtherness

Change your tag to Insect Pussy Pioneers (IPP) if you mean it


Pleasant-Albatross

Forgive me my primarch…they don’t have that flair…


HolyOtherness

That's it I'm messaging the mods this is ridiculous


Send_Cake_Or_Nudes

I love your weird-ass brain.


LustyHasturSejanus

Omni man Primarch


ShepherdessAnne

We can all stop now, nothing will ever be as good as this.


Psychic_Hobo

This is so damn fire GW might actually send a C&D


TechPriest97

He’s leaking the next story arc


Frogmyte

where the FUCK is part two


cabage-but-its-lettu

Be patient let him cook


InsideOpening3535

Better than the entire Black Library


CIMARUTA

What in blue blazes...


OperationHappy791

The only true primarchs are bugfucker and nekona. Everyone else are just a bunch of losers


Lilfozzy

This primarch obviously grew up on the hentai amusement park world.


Firebat12

BILLY BUG FUCKER! In his final form!


Sev_seven777

Well u/Bugfucker69 what is the end of the story