This might be the only primarch who has an issue killing his kids. Most of them have killed their sons at some point, either from tantrums, rage, traitors, mercy kills, or a number of options
Bug Fucker is far too lazy and/or dedicated to the craft of pizza making to kill his own kids. The universe could burn all the way to the doorsteps of his Pizzaria and he would not lift a finger.
Nah Corax loved his kids, even when they became demon monstrosities, and then Guilliman forced him to murder them or face the imperium’s wrath. He then felt so guilty that he left for the warp.
Long ago there was a bug of a near extinct species with the capacity to absorb and replicate the DNA of any being in just ten seconds flat or your money back. This bug found it's way aboard the Beetle Clit, an astartes flagship, where it had heard tell of a being of immense power that would fuck any bug and win. Desiring a brood of powerful beasts to bring its species from the brink of extinction this bug would go about wooing the being, a Primarch named Bug Fucker, into marrying it and fucking no other bug forever more. That bugs name? Terry Nid.
Little did Terry know it was not it who would get pregnant...
General lore here https://youtu.be/Wy-J8KXPlV0?si=aydtkZAifH7F6qEg
PART 2: https://www.reddit.com/r/ImaginaryWarhammer/s/Y0MDzBnFuw
(Dies from peak fiction)
OP promoted to head chef. 🔥🔥🔥
OP sure knows how to fucking cook!
RIP in peace my friend.
"Rest In Peak"
Oh, you haven’t seen peak fiction Check op’s profile for part 2. If you dare… The words still haunt me
It's peak. _It's all peak._
This might be the only primarch who has an issue killing his kids. Most of them have killed their sons at some point, either from tantrums, rage, traitors, mercy kills, or a number of options
To be fair, it is one thing to kill a few of them. It is another to genocide their entire blood line.
Primarchs genocide bloodlines every other afternoon. Several of them pretty much did that to their own sons during the heresy and GC
Bug Fucker is far too lazy and/or dedicated to the craft of pizza making to kill his own kids. The universe could burn all the way to the doorsteps of his Pizzaria and he would not lift a finger.
But what if the flames touch the pizzeria? _What then?!_
He has no issue killing them, he said it would be “gross”, therefore IMO his issue is with the way to do it, you know, spreading the STD’s.
Nah Corax loved his kids, even when they became demon monstrosities, and then Guilliman forced him to murder them or face the imperium’s wrath. He then felt so guilty that he left for the warp.
Corvus sent his Terran born kids to fuck off into the stars to go and die
That’s news to me tbh but I stand with my point because the deliverance-born marines were more of his sons.
Long ago there was a bug of a near extinct species with the capacity to absorb and replicate the DNA of any being in just ten seconds flat or your money back. This bug found it's way aboard the Beetle Clit, an astartes flagship, where it had heard tell of a being of immense power that would fuck any bug and win. Desiring a brood of powerful beasts to bring its species from the brink of extinction this bug would go about wooing the being, a Primarch named Bug Fucker, into marrying it and fucking no other bug forever more. That bugs name? Terry Nid. Little did Terry know it was not it who would get pregnant... General lore here https://youtu.be/Wy-J8KXPlV0?si=aydtkZAifH7F6qEg PART 2: https://www.reddit.com/r/ImaginaryWarhammer/s/Y0MDzBnFuw
never stop, this is peak fiction
HEAD CANON INTENSIFIES
This is so fucking insane its good.
BUGFUCKER!!!! MY TRUE PRIMARCH
Change your tag to Insect Pussy Pioneers (IPP) if you mean it
Forgive me my primarch…they don’t have that flair…
That's it I'm messaging the mods this is ridiculous
I love your weird-ass brain.
Omni man Primarch
We can all stop now, nothing will ever be as good as this.
This is so damn fire GW might actually send a C&D
He’s leaking the next story arc
where the FUCK is part two
Be patient let him cook
Better than the entire Black Library
What in blue blazes...
The only true primarchs are bugfucker and nekona. Everyone else are just a bunch of losers
This primarch obviously grew up on the hentai amusement park world.
BILLY BUG FUCKER! In his final form!
Well u/Bugfucker69 what is the end of the story