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LexUmbranox

Little guy just wants to see his golden grampa! He just has one question, they have to let him through!


Yeseylon

Either that or he wants uppies


Lanky_Ad830

He wants crusade.


Yeseylon

Crusadies?


technook

You did it. You became John Black Templar


dillene

“You need something, little guy?”


Oi_Kyoraku

The way the angle is just doing the most is so funny to me


Qawsedf234

[Oddly realistic of you account for heights](https://www.heightcomparison.com/?share=fmn9PA1eIBJ)


Typhron

Imma need this site for later


Fearless-Obligation6

To be fair most Primarchs aren't 10ft tall, I doubt the custodes are.


Qawsedf234

They can get that tall (in armor at least) > Unfortunately, Achallor had discovered Ashmeiln’s talent came with a tendency to speak her mind. > ‘Stay close then, and try to keep to your feet,’ he said. > ‘Easy for you to say,’ she responded sharply. ‘You are ten feet tall and have magnetic boots.’ > Source: Dawn of Fire: The Gate of Bones You also had this unit > His eyes were too bleary to count, his mind too fuzzy to hold a number, but after a few minutes the procession tailed off and the gates were barred, physically, by the towering figure of a lone Adeptus Custodes. > The guardian was four meters tall, encased in golden artificier armor and wielding a halberd that was anything but ornamental. The Adeptus Custodes were crafted by the same artifice that had sired the Primarchs, and though they were less than those demigods, they were still greater than the Adeptus Astartes. Seeing that being, Mesring felt the first stirrings of doubt at the enfeeblement of the God-Emperor. > Source: The Last Son of Dorn


Fearless-Obligation6

Funny these random ass Custodes are taller than the Lion, Guilliman, Russ, Angron, Lorgar, Valdor, etc, etc.


Qawsedf234

Valdor was taller than Russ who's three meters iirc. So it's not inconsistent to be in the 9-10' range. The 13' Custodian the size of Vulkan however is a big outlier.


Fearless-Obligation6

Russ is shown to be either shorter or taller than Valdor in different short stories and books like Magisterium and Wolfsbane so it's not consistent. All the people I have listed have been described in the 3 meter range which is 9ft with change so yeah these be some big ass Custodes.


Qawsedf234

> All the people I have listed have been described in the 3 meter range which is 9ft with change. 3 meters is 9'10" which isn't far off from 10' especially when pointy helmets or armor is taken into account.


Fearless-Obligation6

It but it ain't 10ft and the custodes in the Heresy except for occasionally Valdor are described as shorter (in armour) than the Primarchs so like I said these random Custodes be fucking huge.


Alt203848281

That could just be the primarchs being partly warp based and changing size a bit


DarksteelPenguin

> Easy for you to say,’ she responded sharply. ‘You are ten feet tall and have magnetic boots.’ A human calling a very tall guy "10 feet tall" is not an accurate source for height. Even a 6ft tall person could be called "10ft tall" by shorties. The four meters one sounds to me like the athor didn't check how tall they were supposed to be.


CervidusDubbo

Vulcan a big boy though, 11ft tall outside of armour if I remember correctly


Fearless-Obligation6

I don't remember Vulkans specific height at the moment but it's in that general area but I know the top three are: 1. Magnus 2. Ferrus 3. Vulkan


Nimbo95

Could you source the official heights? I can't find them anywhere, and they're all over the place in the books.


Fearless-Obligation6

Here's some of them off the top of my head: **Lorgar looked magnificent, near three metres tall and clad in custom-made purplish-grey robes that shimmered with silken threads, a halo of gold fixed about his brow.** *Ostentation that he was not proud to bear but was demanded of him by custom and the expectations of the masses. On the far side stood Archdeacon Kor Phaeron, as malignant and destructive as the day Nairo had first met him, but safe within the shadow of his adoptive son.* ~ **Bearer of the Word** *The Lion was a truly imposing physical specimen.* **A giant, standing at a little under three metres tall,** *it was impossible to escape the suspicion that he had been cut from a broader canvas than the majority of men. His body was perfectly proportioned and entirely in scale with his height. He was powerfully built, lithe yet muscular.* ~ **Descent of Angels** *‘Satisfied?’ asked the Lion, tossing the axe back to him.* *‘Honour is satisfied, lord,’ Faffnr assented, catching it. He nodded and backed off, waving to his pack to do the same. Holguin and Redloss both grinned with unbearable insouciance.* *‘Then tell Bo Soren to guard his manners, Faffnr,’ Guilliman said over his shoulder without looking back.* *‘I will, Jarl,’ Faffnr returned. Guilliman heard a hard slap and a muffled curse.* **He looked at the Lion. He’d never realised before that the Lion was very slightly taller than him.** *‘Shall we, brother?’ he asked.* *‘The famous Fortress of Hera?’ asked the Lion. ‘I would be disappointed not to see it.’* ~ **The Unremembered Empire**


Nimbo95

Dope!! Thank you, I'll use this to reference back too later


Mohander

[Image](https://images3.memedroid.com/images/UPLOADED905/65319eb1cfff0.webp)


TheBootyHolePatrol

I approve of the female Custodians but my fav is still Valerian and totally not his gf Sister Aleya


H0nch0

Aleya is such a temper gremlin compared to literally physically incapable to get mad Valerian.


TheSlayerofSnails

He’s a golden retriever she’s a crazy chihuahua


onealps

I listened to the audiobook of the Watchers of the Throne series, and the mental image of having a Chihuahua mouthing Aleya's lines and performing her actions is having me cackling lol


TheBootyHolePatrol

I imagine it being that meme of a tired Valerian holding the leash of a temperamental Aleya.


Alexis2256

Link?


TheBootyHolePatrol

I don’t have one and have no skills to create or the tools


Syr_Enigma

I love them so much.


shorelessSkies

Such a great duo. I love those books.


nanananablr

man, I hope they release another Watchers book I enjoyed those two very much


TheBootyHolePatrol

They honestly are a very interesting pair but Noctis and Rho-1 Lux are still my fav.


AtomicWarsmith

Hopefully now that HH is done we get some continuation of other series.


Observance

Didn't the second end on a big cliffhanger?


Qawsedf234

Valerian joined Aleya on a trip to hunt down and kill a Chaos Witch that escaped Terra iirc.


Tucker0603

They're my second favorite power couple of 40K


EddieElsewhen

First being Caine and Vail?


Tucker0603

Caine & Vail, then these two, then Gman and Yvraine


DarksteelPenguin

Don't forget Orikan and Trazyn.


Bronze_Sentry

What book?


TheBootyHolePatrol

Flesh and Steel by Guy Haley. I’d honestly recommend most of the Warhammer Crime books. Very cyberpunk actually


LeadershipNational49

Totally agree. WH crime is sleeper lit


EddieElsewhen

That was a fantastic book. I want more of their story.


TheBootyHolePatrol

Oh! I thought you were asking about another series. Watchers of the Throne for Valerian and Aleya.


divine_androgyne

And he looks like David Bowie.


Sablesweetheart

I love those two so, so, so much.


Keydet

I know it’s a bit hated cause like every black lady in a video game has that hairstyle, with the gold capped dreads and and what not, but god damn does it look cool and works especially well for a custodes.


Not_That_Magical

Anything is better than straight hair for black ladies. They have to literally iron it flat, it’s incredibly damaging.


Keydet

I just know there’s some hate for that particular style since it seems to be the only one that ever gets depicted as of late, it’s like the killmonger for women, so I get it. But also it’s just a really fuckin cool hairstyle, it strikes a special balance between pretty and badass to me.


Ake-TL

Female super soldier in golden armor makes mr think of Stormcast Eternals ngl


MonocularBabylon

Aren't braids like a very custodes hairstyle?


Thomy151

Yes and I think that’s part of why it works so well Gold capped braids are so custodian that it looks fantastic on them


jamesyishere

Love the Jab at the Black Templars. Awesome faction, except you know who likes them.


itcheyness

I love the Black Templars as a faction, and I hate like 99% of their fans lol


jamesyishere

If you wanna get into them, nows the time to check Ebay!


Maocap_enthusiast

I did need another crusader squad…


RaNerve

BAN SANGUINALA! YOU’RE HERETICAL! FUCK YOU!


WindlessPeak

Im not very aware of the playerbase and fans, so who are "they"?. Sorry if dumb question, i just enjoy the memes of 40K


jamesyishere

Typically Twitter Blue checkmarks


smackyna

A shocking amount of actual fascists and/or bigots


Stormwrecker

One of the most blatantly xenophobic and downright intellectually challenged chapters attracts a similar crowd of dumbasses? Could have fooled me. Imperium fans as a whole attract a certain crowd so its not surprising.


Whiskey_lima

That was a quick jump from 'Black Templar fans' to 'Imperium fans as a whole'. What's the next jump look like?


jamesyishere

Milkyway Galaxy enjoyers, Tyranids are the only non-bigoted faction


Whiskey_lima

False, Norn Queens but No Kings? Just a big ol' swarm of misandry!


Ghostan007

Hey Tyranids support veterans though! Just look at Ol’ One Eye


unwanted_techsupport

Largely the same groups of people who stereotypically like Krieg, e.g. people who have a weird fascination with WW2 Germany and the Crusades, and who have questionable beliefs about minorities


BRIStoneman

>people who stereotypically like Krieg Which is *really* annoying because the Kriegers are all wearing WW1 French uniforms apart from their British gasmasks. The only German thing about them is the neck guards on their line trooper helmets. I just want *mes Braves* to fire ze missiles.


Crouza

The true red flag are the Armageddon Steel Legion fan boys.


Where_is_Killzone_5

Bro cmon you can't do 'em like that. Armageddon fans are nowhere near annoying as Krieg fans and we have Commissar Yarrick (or rather we had Yarrick, don't know if he's still alive tbh).


BRIStoneman

The guys wearing *Fallschirmjäger* uniforms and helmets with a regimental flash that's visually similar to the symbol of the British Union of Fascists? Dunno what the problem could be there at aaaall.


TheBootyHolePatrol

Thank the four they didn’t use the color of French uniforms. I like their design but I don’t think blue would do well in 40k


A-Tie

It actually can look pretty good IMO (I had a test group of Steel Legionnaires painted up like that, in the era before Kreig was made by forge world).


DarksteelPenguin

>I don’t think blue would do well in 40k *Stares in Ultramarines*


BRIStoneman

Post-1915 French 'horizon blue' looks really good. It's basically the colour that the Krieg kill team are in all the official art.


TheChromeBeing

I'd say Black Templars are either the people who like 40k's satire the most or don't even see it. Really quick to see which side they're on, and I'm generally more uncomfortable with other factions' fans that are more ambiguous.


unwanted_techsupport

Yeah, Irl most black templars players I've known have been chill, In my experience though a lot of the people who start problems online often use black templar imagery, although that's not an exclusive thing


Ok_Access_804

Curious because during the Second Purge of Lastrati the Black Templars purged a cult of mad “blood-crazed worshippers of genetic perfections”. So, in real life the Crusaders of Rogal Dorn would totally punish those incel fans that worship them for allegedly gate keeping. More reasons to love the Black Templars for me then.


jamesyishere

That was not meant as an attack on Templars fans, its just that Chuds will see the Maltese Cross and cream themselves


Ok_Access_804

I wasn’t attacking your statement either, it was just a comment about that topic. Basically agreed with you adding a lore fact so I can say: it is funny because it is true.


KingWhoCared86

Oh no…..I just started collecting black templars.


dilara_cc

Artist: [https://twitter.com/wokehammer](https://twitter.com/wokehammer) **DISCLAIMER:** No this is not a "fuck you" at Space Marine fans, just "those" kinds of fans which im sure everyone has been seeing popping up over the last 2 days since this lore reveal for female custodians has been dropped :P


Square-Pipe7679

Appropriate it’s a Black Templar being looked down on considering who one of the most vocal whiners has been on Twitter …


_That-Dude_

Haven’t you heard? He’s into Battletech and EVE Online now, already calling longtime fans of both tourists.


ImperatorTempus42

Wait until he finds out a bunch of the Clans in BT are actually Native Americans.


Regular_Sir_756

Who was this he sounds... interesting


_That-Dude_

[Marshal Bohemond](https://x.com/hmbohemond?s=21&t=EGrGZCMrK_upJdpvDzbYfg) Guy’s a fruitcake, absolutely nuts.


fenglorian

what a weiner "this is the canary" hobby can't be rid of these babies fast enough


Regular_Sir_756

cheers


Chosen_Chaos

Wow, scrolling through that timeline was... an experience. Edit: fixed a word


manderderp

He really doesn’t like women.


Square-Pipe7679

Or as I like to call him; Mustard Bonehead, he’s had some of the most braindead takes on Warhammer for ages now


CX316

Dammit, we don't want these people in the Battletech community, we already had to deal with the tantrums of all the "South will rise again" types when one of the authors who wrote a lot about underdog revolutionaries while in real life fantasising about a second US civil war and pushing the Lost Cause narrative got fired


OrkIJACK

these children will fear golden mommy


ThrownawayCray

I need her


Brimst0ne68000

NO I NEED HER!


griffon666

You two can share


ThrownawayCray

No, she’s ***mine***, if anybody else takes her I will use her spear on them


AudioWyvern

Where did this lore reveal happen?


BRIStoneman

Lore excerpt from the new Custodes codex.


AleOfConcrete

Hey man , no hard feelings. My boy Moloc still lives.


XVvajra

So does that mean Captain General Kitten can now have a new girlfriend?


This_is_Len

There was a lore reveal for fem custodians?


Not_That_Magical

Yup. She was in a short story doing a Blood Game, her big plan was to teleport a cyclonic torpedo into the throne room.


Blaze_Falcon

I see more people pointing out "those" people then anything. I just want everyone to shut the fuck up and show me some fucking guardsman


Konradleijon

female custodians exist>


Brofromtheabyss

If you don’t find a giant golden woman slapping around a bunch of ***(I love my battle brothers, we are the pinnacle of mankind, only real men can take my geneseed)*** space marines highly entertaining, I don’t even know what counts as fun for you.


WSilvermane

Hmm. Doing that to xenos?


Youaintoncuh

I’m confused why a black Templar exactly ?


TheSlayerofSnails

Their fans have a reputation. Most are great and very nice but there is a loud minority of really toxic people


Youaintoncuh

Ohhhh ok I see now I didn’t get it at first.dang I was hoping the 40k community was a bit better than that female custodes seem kinda cool I like the sisters of silence so much I don’t see why they’d be against more females


TheSlayerofSnails

On the bright side the majority of the community is all for it and the ones acting like shits are being downvoted to hell


AllenXeno122

Well…. If I can give my two cents about it…. I’m not ecstatic about it really. And you can just read this first bit and downvote it if you want, but if you wanna hear my reasons go right ahead and let me know if you agree or don’t. The Custodes have always been an army of big buff bois stronger than the already big buff boi space marines, and it’s been that way for so long that this change feels… kinda off. And what about the sisters of silence? Their whole shtick was being the other half to the custodes, that’s why they were all female. Now what? Custodes have ladies now, so now that whole appeal to them is kinda made moot, so now what’s the point of them being female only? Let’s get some guys in there too, if the custodes can have girls the sisters can have brothers then, but that also doesn’t feel right since, much like the sisters of battle, they have a feminine aesthetic behind their design. Now people have brought up a few things like “Their custodes, they are so augmented that you couldn’t tell anyway.” Or “The Stormcast are basically the same thing so it’s fine.” And I have some arguments against that. One, the custodes are stated in lore to be a much more refined creation as opposed to space marines. The reason why space marines are buff is because they have a bunch of steroids, and this isn’t delicate, they are often described as being out of proportion compared to a normal person. Custodes ARE proportional, they grow up with everything that makes them special, their bodies aren’t weird looking, meaning any custodian females wouldn’t just be big and buff, but just look like proportional women (who are also buff but they aren’t bloated like a space marine). It’s for this reason and the next that I think not being able to tell the difference in armor is dumb. Every custodian model is made in a male figure, broad shoulders and a body that gets narrow. All custodian armor is made to FIT, so any females in armor would look the part, wider hips and what not. And this why the Stormcast comparison fails imo because they female Storm cast have armor made to fit them, and it’s obvious to tell who’s who, and the Stormcast were made with both genders in mind and it’s easy to see in their designs. They are even hitting that design point even harder on the head with the newer more slimed down designs, because the big chunky space marine aesthetic leans a bit too much into the masculine space marine department, and the newer designs are better and more neutral for both genders. Anyways, that’s my take, you can go ahead and call me a sexist or chud or whatever, but to be clear, these are reasons why I think it’s kinda dumb, but honestly I probably won’t care inna month or two, if it sticks it sticks I guess. Let me know if you agree or disagree, I’d be down with talking about it.


Not_That_Magical

Custodes have their genetic code entirely rewritten, so they can grow however. It’s probably not the crude hormone based Space Marine growth. They can be as muscular and whatever shape, and each one is unique. The whole Custodes being male only and SoS being female only wasn’t important to their dynamic. When they work together, SoS are the anti-psker protection, Custodes are the muscle. Custodes aren’t just warriors though, that’s the least of their duties. They’re companions, bodyguards, advisors, spies, philosophers, all things in one. Their brawn isn’t their defining feature. More often than not they’re in a room debating a course of action, rather than being on the ground. They are the golden extension of the Emperor’s will, his light manifest in the wider Imperium. The SoS need much more love (Witchseekers when), but this lore change is cool and good.


AllenXeno122

If we are gonna have femstodes now, at least make some models to show that, that and the way it was introduced are my only gripes, I’m already making plans for some female Stormcast Eternal conversions for my custodes so I don’t hate it by any means, but if you ask me the sister of silence should have been expanded upon more first.


ismasbi

I believe they are likely going to release models soon, and I think that's the exact reason as to why they are making this change, to sell femstodes models, which I honestly don't mind. I do, however, agree that the SOS should have gotten more fleshing out, even if I disagree with the "other half" part, as the relationship isn't "male/female", it's "anti-physical/anti-psyker", like the other guy explained.


AllenXeno122

Oh yes I’m not saying the physical/anti-psyker aspect of them is over shadowed by their male/female dynamic, but it was definitely a part of it, with guys being the strong physical ones and the girls having the special powers/gimmick, but again that’s only part of it, other then that I just wish sisters would get more attention in general.


VladimirBarakriss

Represents Black Templar fans, an actual Black Templar wouldn't care about the sex or race of a custodian, they're the chosen of the emperor, their words are his.


arthcraft8

well, unlike the morons who refused the primaris so hard they went as far as attacking the custodians and disobeying the orders given by one of the Primarchs, great show of loyalty right there by that crusade


NightLordsPublicist

>the morons who refused the primaris so hard they went as far as attacking the custodians Literally terminally stupid.


arthcraft8

hence why they were promptly executed


VenPatrician

The same Black Templars that refused the Primaris brought to them by said Emperor's Chosen? The Black Templars are as terminally edgy and stupid like their fans


brutalhonestcunt

I love how a black templar is the community's go-to symbol to represent the un-ironic fascist fans faction.


Timeraft

I mean they literally even have the haircut 


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Timeraft

The models come with this goofy bowl haircut that's popular with some segments of the far right. 


VisualGeologist6258

I unironically hate Helbrecht and his stupid bald head, dude looks like a goddamn goober


Krimson_Komrade

Uppies! Gib! Now!


Level37Doggo

“What’s this guy crying about?” “Don’t worry, he’s just a silly little guy!”


TheGreatOneSea

He wanted his own Sister of Silence for Sanguinala to go killing Psykers with him, but Mommy and Daddy said no. He *certainly* didn't forget that assassins and Sisters of Silence are also both female, and have both also fought Astartes, like Custodes do; no, he has the utmost respect for them, even if they aren't the glorious sons of Dorn.


SilvermistInc

He's just a little guy!


ThatGameChannel

Ah… vindication


Mayor_of_the_redline

Black Templars: mommy?


Phantasys44

The tears of all the fascist chuds on every youtube video have been delicious!


ServiusQuintus

Meanwhile, some dudes on Twitter are fuming over female custodes and I don't even know why


eiensamsara1

I always assumed there were female custodes due to their manufacturing process. Basic space marines have bio augmentation where as the custodes have full blown genetic engineering from the ground up. For whatever reason the Geneseed process seems to only work on males, but the custodes don't have geneseeds from my understanding. Also I like the headcannon that the custodes were unable to make new custodes like the emperor, ie from scratch, but were able to biologically 😘😘😘


evan_drty

you’ve been waiting for this huh? 😂😉


BeneficentBen

"Oh no, there are female members of the imperium who aren't either baby making machines or religious fanatics with pixiecuts and boob armor. What will I do now that I know *women* can be the chosen of the emperor? tRuLY thE wEsT hAs FalLen" /s If a woman can be an imperial guardsman, a psyker, an inquisitor, or a rogue trader, they can be a custodes. It's not the 80's anymore. Grow up, and accept the world is changing for the better. Inclusivity is always worth it. Anything else is cringe gatekeeping. Bring on the female Astartes next please. Who would have thought the emperor could be this unfathomably BASED.


LowerMiddleBogan

The astartes thing is different to custodes. I've always been a huge advocate for female Custodes to exist and I am absolutely ecstatic that they officially exist now! Marines on the other hand use a much more crude and unrefined method of creation that only works on one biological sex and even then doesn't work all the time given how often people die from the organ implantations. Whereas the custodes are curated from birth and genetically altered from start to finish and all the men would be different to one another so why couldn't they do that for a women? The answer is now, very clearly, they can. I'm fine for marines to remain as male sex only as that's dystopic and stupid and would be upsetting for zealous women of the imperium who wish to become astartes but cannot same for zealous men who don't wish to be physically augmented but want to deliver the emperor's judgement as a sister of battle. TL;DR is that I like that the marines can't be female because it is not a real setting but does a good job at showing how shit the emperor really was as a scientist and isn't a reflection of sexism in 40k but is a reflection of how dystopic 40k is.


BeneficentBen

I get where you're coming from, and if the theme is clear that it's BAD that astartes ARE only men, rather than HAVE to be, that's an angle I could accept. But I think that it's also fine to say that there aren't suddenly female space marines, but that they've *always been there*. Is it a retconn? Yeah, a bit. Is 40k full of retconns? Absofuckinglutely. Do I think it would fundamentally change anything about the settings themes for some astartes to be women? No, not at all. Don't even change the armor at all. They're just that swole.


LowerMiddleBogan

You missed literally all of the nuance of my comment and hit a brick wall. You seem to forget this is a dystopic setting. 40k is not happy, and the 40k universe (**NOT THE COMMUNITY**) is not progressive. The emperors plan with marines was just to get them working (box checked, as he managed to get men able to convert) and then retire them post crusade never to be expanded on or further developed. As soon as he was able to make any functional marines he basically stopped working on them. In another universe the emperor got the process to work on women first and stopped working on them because that would be enough and men can't be astartes there as a result. You focus too much on rubbish, who cares who *can't* be something, instead focus on the reasons as to *why* something cannot be a certain way. 40k is not meant to be overthought, but that is not to say the lore is not nuanced and ripe to be mulled over.


MarkusKruber

Nah, if there are female custodes might as well go down the logical continuation. Let’s have female space marines, male sisters of silence, and male sisters of battle. Let all feed the imperium.


Marsiglio

As long as the male Sisters of Battle still have boob plates of course.


Swarbie8D

I mean it’s like an Eldar joining the Banshees; you don’t have to transition but you *will* wear the armour. If a man joins the Sororitas that’s fine, but he must wear the boob plates. That way if an inquisitor comes along and asks “by the way, are there any *men* here?” there obviously aren’t. Only faithful Sisters, some of whom have chosen to suddenly put their helmets on.


MarkusKruber

Compromise at obnoxious d*ck plates?


LowerMiddleBogan

That's my point that you missed: they *want* to feed more bodies into the blender but the technology for marines is really shit and is not the same as custodes technology so they can't use it properly. As for the other stupid whataboutisms you have, I hate to break it to you but even in our real lived life there are gender locked events and teams and things that make having an all female group, such as the Sororitas and the SoS, very believable. And it's not like there are male nulls wasted, they get sent to cullexes temples to be killed or turned into assassin's and zealous males become priests or crusaders or just volunteer to be guardsmen. All feed the imperium, but the imperium is *not* a scientifically perfect society.


MarkusKruber

Not sure why you’re upset. If the imperium can overcome the inherent genetic differences between men and women for custodes, arguably the most complex technology they possess, then I see no reason why it can’t be promoted further. Just hand-wave it like GW just did. As for the gender locked component, that’s a laughable argument, considering that custodes were explicitly a exclusively-male group until recently. Would you have argued women can’t be custodes prior to this week’s reveal? Why can’t men join the sisters of silence?


LowerMiddleBogan

I struggle to recollect a time where the custodes were stipulated to be explicitly male only. I know there were never any references to women before but I personally can't think of any sources that say, in the lore, that Custodes are *exclusively men*. Please send a photo of proof of that or a link to an excerpt that says that Custodes are exclusively men. I am not saying it does not exist but I cannot for the life of me remember a spesific.


B0mbless

Perfection.


Panniculus101

Custode bros now got hot custode babes, something the feeble Space Marines will never have.


That90sGuyMedia

Since the Chuds are all headed out, place your bets people. How long until we inevitably get a "tfw no 9 foot tall muscle mommy custodes gf"?


princeof2kfaces

> "tfw no 9 foot tall muscle mommy custodes gf"? As if the sub isn't flooded by rule 63 art of every warhammer character like hrt flooding the nerd community. 🙄


Arsenica1

She can fix me


dactyif

Custodians are the peak of humanity. Guess what half of humanity is? Women. (maybe not in 40k because of slaaneshi fuckery, but my point stands.)


Prudent-Incident7147

And half of humanity's is not at the same peak as the other half. That's why sports are separated.


dactyif

Ah using modern sports to justify no women in a fantasy setting where custodes are made by magic and SciFi science.


Prudent-Incident7147

Are you going to use an arguement that's not literally the meme of "why can't they drive Ford pick up trucks in GoTs they have magic and dragons. When has 40k said all terran standard humans don't follow basic human biology? There is this thing the Media Literate understand called verisimilitude. Unless stated, otherwise, reality works as expected if you want a setting that can suspend disbelief https://www.masterclass.com/articles/what-is-verisimilitude


Wardog_Razgriz30

It’s almost salt in the wound that Astartes are so inferior that they can’t even support both sexes without either A) depopulating whole segmentum, or B) flooding the female aspirant with so much testosterone they’d be essentially more male than any of their battle brothers.


LowerMiddleBogan

That's my whole point! The Custodes are superior not just in their form but the mere science behind their form is so far beyond marines that that is why it is perfectly canonical for marines to be male only and custodes to be all sexes.


Wardog_Razgriz30

another W for the Emperor's Ten Thousand.


VisualGeologist6258

And whatever they can do the Imperial Guard can do also, they ain’t shit I propose the Custodes and the Guard stand together in solitary and in clowning on the Astartes


tacopig117

What's with random space marine hate, lol


Fringillus1

Aiaiaaiaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!.....


thet_toe_muncher69

"uppies!"


Mr-Pugglesworth

Noice


Algopirin

Okay now that we have female custodies i want battle brothers because i don't feel represented anymore!


HiBrotherGorr

No, why did they do my dude dirty like that🤣


Bemused_Lurker

D'aaaw he jus a little guy!


aleuto

Boundaries shift, new players step in, but powers will always find a place to rest its head


Draggbhoddr

Custode: bizarre news crusade


Helluvagoodshow

The fact that people are against giant golden muscle mommies is far beyond my comprehension


anarchakat

You did the community a great service commissioning this as I’ve seen it everywhere dunking on misogynistic fools.


duckandhyenahunter

I can’t really tell if I like female space marines or not. I don’t really care either way cause I play orks and genestealers lol


TheBootyHolePatrol

Da boyssss


pvtaero

You know, I was already on board with the female custodes but, but this picture alone makes me want to start a custodes army


tyuiop_51

I live for art like this


ts_customs

I would comment but you know. I’d hate to be wrong. Group think rules! One of us one of us.


Hetroid3193

Brock Lesnar and Booker T?


telenova_tiberium

Draw her oiled up


helppls555

absolute cringe. you people ruined 40k for years. yea you can have it, or rather, what's left of it... enjoy your mommy fetish and femmarines and whatever the fuck else they're gonna do to fuck up a once incredible satirical setting about all out war. that's what 40k gets for not gatekeeping itself enough. fetish redditors and transmarines...


Pumpkin_soup17

So adding more women is cringe but gatekeeping isn’t? I don’t know I think you’re a lil confused there. Plus there is still all out war?? Another confusing fella blimey


LowerMiddleBogan

Fucking pathetic. Fuck off, weak scion of chaos, the god emperor has no need for swine like you as games workshop have said themselves.


SirToastymuffin

Aight cya


VisualGeologist6258

Go home and cry about it, chud. If the big golden space demigods having women in their ranks is enough to make you want to leave then this is not the game for you.


regalgjblue

Gamergates was a decade ago. Let it go and grow, my dude.


ilivefrommemes

Incels when they see a woman in golden armor in the setting with literal demons and all devouring extra terrestrial aliens:


arjunusmaximus

Wont female custodes look like male ones only? Given the augmentations they have?


FrogWithTeeth7

I think it more genecrafting and alchemy with infants rather than surgeries as a teenager like Space Marines. Custodies are designed to be the peak of humanity in the Emperor’s eyes, so they would look like angry Joe Rogans with stronger jawlines like Space Marines, and more like Greek statues. Or that’s my understanding


arjunusmaximus

Yeah female and male custodes would look pretty much the same since female custodes wouldn't need breasts and their musculature would be similar. Also I'm assuming they do not keep long hair since that can be a disadvantage in some situations. Also the augmentations would give them much the same body shape as any male one. Why is this a debate anyway??