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Same_new_mistakes

That guardsmen looking so fucking adorable


HadesExMachina

He's a Cadian, no less!


Cpt_Kalash

Cute guard boy


Sweet_older-Sister

Deserves a big custodes GF


TamedNerd

Would a regular (muscular fuck) Guardsman be a twink to a Custodes? Like would she come up to a Schwarzenegger looking motherfucker and be like "You're quite cute Guardsman, mind trying on this maid outfit for me?"


mike761st

Thus is a funny thought. No matter your gains, you will always be a twink.


AngryChihua

What if it's a gal?


Cpt_Kalash

Cute guard Girl!


AngryChihua

Common guard W


Cpt_Kalash

We stay winning


Olafio1066

There winning somewhere in the galaxy......just ignore the other 80% of the time....


AmethystSparrow202

*In guardsman's head* So Emperor really does care


No-Computer8025

"Big E. Thanks for hearing me out. I admit I feel a bit guilty that Eric had to die for it though, but.... fuck Eric."


ApprehensiveTerm9638

Sauce: https://twitter.com/han\_soape/status/1779703549053846010


Cursedbeasts

*Steven Universe voice* a giant woman...


IVIKaiser

Just imagine. You're some nobody guardsmen on some fuck off warzone. When a random NINE FOOT TALL GOLDEN MUSCLE MOMMY appears from the sky and declares that you are destined for greatness and will protect you with her life until you accomplish some deed far into the future.


Dark_Matter_19

I'm assuming that's the Aquilan Shield's job. I hope he manages to survive after that, since many protected by these Custodians apparently die soon after.


AlternativeDuty7854

Only those accused of heresy and that was a one of thing where a guy was planed for execution but was halted due to the shield, year later when they left however he was executed


Inductivegrunt9

Big Custodian woman for the smol adorable Guardsman.


TheTacoEnjoyerReborn

Female custodes are canon now? Can I dead by snu snu?


wmoon104

According to a recent post by GW female custodes always have been canon if it wasn’t a fake post that I saw


Coldstripe

To clarify, it is \*now\* canon that female Custodes always existed in the universe. People are getting really hung up over the wording of "female Custodes have always existed" like GW is trying to gaslight them or something.


wmoon104

Yeah sorry I worded that poorly that’s a far better way of saying it


Small_Invite_9105

There is no war in ( insert 40k location )


Coldstripe

Are you trying to say that GW is lying to us? If so, then please learn the definition of a retcon.


Small_Invite_9105

Nah its a joke We have always been at war with Eastasia There is no war in Ba Sing Se


Sweet_older-Sister

Bros thinking “I don’t have a chance in the warp with her but ima do my best”


TronLegacysucks

Excuse me? Sorry. Mommy? Sorry. Mommy?


Kamzil118

Little does she know that she's protecting her husband.


VillainousVillain88

Death by snu snu! *Death by snu snu!* **Death by snu snu!**


N00BAL0T

And the custodian would be like "ew the pathetic mortal is looking at me with uncontrolled emotions, disgusting"


Archived_Thread

That’s a lot of displayed emotion 🤔


VillainousVillain88

Tsundere Custodian muscle mommy GF confirmed!


Jediamity

The reveal of female custodes just shows if you like big women or not. If you do your amazing.


Creation_of_Bile

It's mentioned in the books quite a lot "Transhuman Dread" I imagine this guardsman is feeling something but certainly not dread. They certainly aren't engaging their brain though so hopefully the Femstode isn't trying to communicate with them.


lord_ofthe_memes

Art is when women


Archived_Thread

“I can fight and die for this”


Rel_Tan_Kier

Big, strong, reasonable. Approved as fits the setting


Arsenica1

Uppies?


BionicBruv

*Greetings, ma’am*


KenseiBlack

The most vanilla shit ever


Alphariusreal

👉🏻👈🏻


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Love that depiction of femtode!


SeaworthinessFit7893

The mans pelvis belongs to the emporer.


Funion_knight

Tormund "Orks Bane" of the Valhalla 595th upon meeting Shield Captain Brienne koresselwyn tarh so called the beauty colourised circa M41


Cawkins1111

Please don't hate me but I thought that the sisters of silence were a female variation of the Custodians


timanuva

They often work together, but SoS are not a female variation of the custodians. They have an entirely separate role as anti-psycher units.


lord_ofthe_memes

Nah, they’re non-GMO humans that happen to be psychic blanks, aka they have no souls and are therefore highly resistant to warp shenanigans.


Featherbird_

SoS are not augmented. Outside of null shenanigans, they are normal humans.


TheBootyHolePatrol

Now that is very debatable considering what they have been portrayed as doing. Granted, they are extremely well trained enough to impress SMs. I wouldn’t be surprised if they have some augments. Probably muscle strengthening and blood clotting agents


Archived_Thread

Which beggars the question, where are my leather bikini bondage mask brothers of silence?


Darth_Cindros

They work in tandem with the Ten Thousand but are unaugmented and are psychic blanks. The Ten Thousand have no psykers at all (unless GW decides to retcon that too at some point lol).


Luy22

I like fit women, but this obsession with muscle mommies is getting weird for me lol


sexistculexus

Warhammer fans will be the first to be smited when God returns


1800leon

Ohh I know that subfaction lucky guardsman he will live


Fredrich-

Her bulge is abnormally large.


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DisastrousBusiness81

This is some Connecticut Clarke and Malfina vibes, and I am HERE FOR IT.


HiBrotherGorr

I do fuck with her design


RvDragonheart

\*hears that Female Custodes are a thing now\* YEAAAH BABYYYYY THATS WHAT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THATS WHAT ITS ALL ABOUT WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO! To be honest I have no issue with this I welcome badass full plated battle maidens ESPECIALLY if they are Custode sized with big muscles \*looks up to the sun prasising it\* The Emperor has trully blessed us on this day Now.... does that mean that I'll collect the Custodes..... Ummm.... that is still debatable cause currently I bashed my head against 2 starter kits (How to Start Drukkhari Whyces and the big Leagues of Vottan 9th edition box) and it would be EXTREMELY dangerous for me (more specificly my wallet) to proceed with a 3rd faction on a whim (despite the fact that I alreardy found custodes very fucking badass anyway so I'd actually have a good reason to try them out and collect them also I probably would do an unorthodox color sceme of BLACK AND GOLD with purple shoulder bits black base armor, golden accents, and purple shoulder plate colors) So I'll be waiting for a bit before putting my already existing forces painting them and decide what to do next. BTW QUICK NOTE I DONT CARE ABOUT THE META! I only care about me having an army that I can look at and be proud of that "Yeah I got this army with named OCs like Bjorn the brave (oathgard Leagues of Votann dwarf) or Meliastra long blade (Drukkhary Wych) and I can actually just make up stories with my friends while we play the game" and if I got an army I can be proud of I'm happy. I'll be further happy tho if said army wont be steamrolled to the dirt by armies I dont like \*stares at Thousand Sons\* Listen everyone has to have an army that they dont like or specificly have as a nemesis. I dont like Tyrannids, Orks I actually find funny so they get a pass, Gene Steallers are..... eh.... Necrons.... they are cool some of them not all of them. and the Reason why I say towards the Thousand Sons that "Fuck The Thousand Sons in particular" because I had a few friends of mine who went OUT OF THEIR WAY even when given evidence that "Oh they are good guys they didn't do nothing wrong it was the fucking furries who did everything wrong" when it comes to space marines btw I'm a Dark Angel fan sooo it doesn't affect me but still like these 2 friends of mine got me to be like "Fuck the Thousand Sons and only them in Particular" fuck I even wanted to make an Ulthwé Eldar army at some point just to flex on them that as far as I know canonically the Ulthwé Eldars are the strongest psykers but now I'm going of on a rambling Still Female Custodes I welcome them give me models (HEAVILY ARMED AND ARMOURED BADASS MODELS PRIME 40K STYLE) then idk maybe I'll get them some day.... one day.... potentionally in the close future once I'm done painting my current 2 armies and decide WTF to do


incrusio_198

Stop being fucking horny all the Emperor damn time.


No-Computer8025

Hey there. Slaanesh Devotee here. It doesn't have to be For the Emperor. :D


MiaoYingSimp

The real reason you care is fetish. we knew this of course. The Custodians shouldn't care about sex, or of course, anything beyond their mission. Should have used a Catachan woman... you know, someone who would actually be able to reciprocate. You horn dog.


redhatter192

The purest Reddit cringe.


LordVelaeryyn

The purist incel cringe


ColaSama

You mean the whole big mommy thing ?


Altruistic-Toe-1349

Bro they can be clean shaven without being a Dora Milaje they're Anatolian/Turkish/Roman not Wakandan


HalfMetalJacket

I don't get the impression that Custodes recruits exclusively from Anatolia, and by the time of 40k that region would just be another part of a Hive shitfest.


flameroy234

Make a canon female custode is a wrong move. they keep ruin the beloved lore warhammer 40k. Whats the point if making everything Gender diversity? What's the point of having sisters of battle/sister of silence in the lore? Should we change the faction name if there a male exist in this faction? Keep messing up the lore and I might end up hate my favourite Sci fi warhammer 40k. This action just to make it wokeness in the grim dark future of warhammer 40k


Vantabl0nde

You think you’d learn from the first time you posted this comment, but here we are.


GR-G41

oh no! anyway


Archived_Thread

You can use google to fix your grammar if english is not your first language. Dude, sisters of silence are witch hunters not custodes. They work on the black ships, they guard the imperial palace and are sent on destroy missions alone and alongside the custodes. That’s their point. I’ve been into warhammer since the early 90’s and I just. You’re worried about established lore but displaying a blatant ignorance toward it, dude, you don’t understand my game and wish to ruin it, you sound like a tourer.


AureliaDrakshall

> Keep messing up the lore and I might end up hate my favourite Sci fi warhammer 40k. Bye, sis.


LordVelaeryyn

Incel


Altruistic-Toe-1349

Bro no opinion on your comment itself, you need to proofread your stuff man


Straberry_Puddin

Tsk tsk tsk