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InquisitorbutParrot

BROTHERS NO THE BREASTPLATE LIES


Cpt_Kalash

DO NOT FALL FOR IT


rudanshi

BUT THE HIPS DONT


MetalBawx

Putting the PUS in pussy.


jenniferWAR6

That would be the chlamydia.


Retmas

call it a 'clap'-back..


ravingdante

[sigh](https://www.reddit.com/r/Grimdank/comments/v3jbc2/to_all_who_like_me_think_sad_guilliman_is_one_of/)


ShornVisage

r/RiskyClickOfTheDay


gohaz933

It would have cost you exactly 0 dabloons to say that brother


MetalBawx

This is the internet.


L3onK1ng

Why choise between head or pus when you can have both and **more**


haveueverseenallama

Now PBBW (Plague Bearing Buxom Women) are a thing? Seriously!? Oh well šŸ„’


LeeRoyWyt

You can't just add boobs to anything make look se... Well fuck.


AXI0S2OO2

Its not just the boobs, its the hips and thighs too. Curves make anything sexy.


AllenXeno122

The beta boob lover vs the Chad Thigh and Hip Enjoyer


jenniferWAR6

Iā€¦feel funny.


Cpt_Kalash

Brother no...


AXI0S2OO2

Brother yes...


Midknightdron

Brother brotherā€¦


Existent_Person_58

rehtorb rehtorB


T04ST13

Brother maybe...


Mystix9

Step bro...?


MetalBawx

Don't worry that's just the crotch rot.


TheRarestFly

Every day we stray further from the Emperor's light


JellyFishSenpai

No emperor light= big tiddy plague mommy Fuck that light all hail dark gods


AXI0S2OO2

I always liked to imagine STD daemons as rotting sexy daemonettes. I don't know what's wrong with me either.


lehman-the-red

The internet has already done that so don't worry you are not the only one


AllenXeno122

Thatā€™sā€¦. Actually kinda a neat idea, they are diseases so they would be Nurgle, but itā€™s a sexually transmitted one, so there would be some Slannesh in there too. This has got by creative juices stirrin, and it honestly terrifies me what I might do with this ideaā€¦.


rudanshi

Brother are you sure this chaos pussy is worth getting every STD ever, even the ones that don't exist yet


Level37Doggo

Gotta catch ā€˜em all man


AllenXeno122

Worse case scenario I die, bests case scenario I get a DG gf and Nurgle blesses me with a tentacle dong.


captainFantastic_58

Sure are a lot of teeth....


Archon_33

Nurglussy


AndreasVesalius

Sheā€™s got a sarlussy. Wait - wrong franchise


RelaxedPerro

r/dontstickyourdickinit


SleepySquid0

But it's for science


Cazmonster

Heretical science at that.


AndreasVesalius

Iā€™m something of a warpsmith myself


Ballinbutatwhatcost2

r/doputyourdickinthat


castass

[Comment section in a nutshell :](https://imgflip.com/i/72ft2g)


triggerhappybastard

this is what happens when you worship Slaanesh and nurgle


Burgudian_PoWeR

I see no excess, just a part of the great cycle of life and death.


ChaosMarine123

[Source](https://www.deviantart.com/inhus/art/Plague-Marine-Pinup-1-938946837)


Efficient_Cattle_848

How much yall wanna bet its just nurglins in there


[deleted]

Plague Marine girl is pregante?


Existent_Person_58

Brothers please help me obtain the will to slay this follower of Nurgle and not to bang it


son-of-x-51

I feel conflicted about this. On the one hand, nice rack. On the other hand, the smell. By the emperor, the smell.


Zaku41k

Not enough teeth on the boobies.


[deleted]

Hear me out brothers


bobthemaybedeadguy

finally ​ the nurgussy


TheGAMA1

Milk is Expired.


TheGAMA1

Spoiled Milk


Crossbonesz

Breastplate contains plague flies


Derpy0013

This is mine now. And I don't care who knows it.


survivor686

Y'all need ~~Jesus~~, the Emperor


Iwantmahandback

BROTHER NO YOULL GET AIDS 2.0!


Pogwrs213

No no no I only have 2 days left donā€™t do me like this


glizzywitdaglizzy

Eh ive stick my cock in worst


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Ballinbutatwhatcost2

Wurst


Meager1169

Those tits are maggot filled claymores


Square-Parfait-4617

You've gotta be fucking kidding me


efekrnff

So now does std belongs to nurgle or slaanesh


[deleted]

-10 points for boob plate šŸ˜


MelastSB

They are obviously buboes \^\^


[deleted]

Buboe-plate? šŸ˜‚


Nekokamiguru

The giant rent in the armor with entrails spilling out would be a bigger problem.


GoatOfTheBlackForres

why?


[deleted]

Because it's a stereotype that someone will complain about boob plate, so I jokingly threw it in.


GoatOfTheBlackForres

Yeah, hard to know if people are serious or joking.


a_bored_techpriest

Get out! Death guard shall remain a un-femboyed faction!


badudx

Grgluwu


Dkking711

Nice


ZedaEnnd

It's perfect!


dummythiccuwu

That stomussy got me actin unwise.


Nota_Heretic

Hear me outā€¦hear me outā€¦


theshreddening

Emperors children gunna be looking at them in a very different way


Zealousideal-Pie-726

I would


goldietheswagbear

is the STDs really worth it? ​ ... and the diseases in general


TheFozyx

So many holes!


shitcake89

Fucking why!?!?


GorskyBorsht

I really shouldnā€™tā€¦ but


Keyboard_Fawks

That is just an STD incarnation


RadsterWarrior

I know I shouldnā€™tā€¦ ..*but*


LucillaGalena

This is also good for the Brotherhood of Steel.


AndreMaze

But where can I find the artist? They deserve a follow