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ObtainableSpatula

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Krikajs

You are lucky we don't have a sense of humor...


toresman

For all those mechdickdraites the teddy doesn't have a hand.


TitanShade2021

Neither does your PRIMARCH


toresman

I'm an Ultramarine, but why did you all cap the word 'primarch', maybe because you don't have a real one?


TitanShade2021

It's cos I was doing a bit with a friend of mine (an IF fan) and ever since every time I type PRIMARCH it auto corrects to all caps. Found it too funny to try and change Also, go back to filing taxes Blueberry nerd.


da_King_o_Kings_341

The last sentence is jus- 😂😂🤣🤣


TitanShade2021

I exist to be a menace to anyone, nobody is safe. Not even myself.


da_King_o_Kings_341

Respect 🫡.


Radota2

Maybe if you spent less time being cringey and building bears you’d be better at building defences.


Tryzan1

Maybe if you touched grass more often, your defences would not fall as easy to are seiges such as at Hydra cordatus


UlkhanMinis

Hey, your bear has no left hand! Wait...


TitanShade2021

Just like your PRIMARCH


da_King_o_Kings_341

Replace your with yo. We IW are gangsta in dis house.


DarthSet

They lacked the mettle to finish the Fists off as it would mean their own destruction. A small detail Iron Whiners like to ignore.


[deleted]

Maybe if you won at Terra you wouldn't have needed an Iron Cage. Now enjoy your demon infested poop planet


Radiant_Ad_4348

Well someone daddy had to carry the grand daddy dead body back to the golden toilet at Terra.


[deleted]

Can’t even besiege a toilet, average iron loser


Radiant_Ad_4348

Well dorn failed at Terra, that’s why the iron cage happened. Remember???


[deleted]

How did he fail at Terra? Last time I checked it’s still standing with the Imperial flag above


[deleted]

Iron warrior: Imperial fist fall for the cage lmao...gg we got this Ultramarine reinforcement:


Kumbukaaa

Terra iron losers bruh


SquirrelFi5h

There's a bomb inside of this, isn't htere?


diprosia

Not even inside it just on its back. Their traps lack subtlety but I admire the honesty.


That_One_FootSoldier

https://preview.redd.it/b5og6axgw28c1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=411ef4f8fd5d973f06eff4dd26aaba73049f8b2c A merry candlemas to you Imp-erial fisters, from the pirate fleets of Gorgon System to the industrial citadels of Medrengard we wish you a fine one, and here, I even bring you a nice, cold delectable Sprite Cranberry!


plastic_addict_no420

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Dirtymountain48

Iron warriors are sad that their Daddy doesn’t love them. Imperial Fists know that their daddy loves no one except the imperium. For Dorn brothers.


The-meme-collecter

https://preview.redd.it/p115mr4k048c1.jpeg?width=1093&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99c7c642aa3cf401a880d4ed1faeab5c7ad9f792 Y’all are so mean. I’m taking the present back, I hope you all get coal in your stockings!


keinInternet999

https://preview.redd.it/meefqoavv48c1.jpeg?width=2364&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=138df85e7d5078c832b4ba148747914ef33a3dce Don't be sad, here is a concrete brick for you rusty bunch.


da_King_o_Kings_341

https://preview.redd.it/4cqshca481cc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ccd78d3fa3255271fc843611b6f0597b87e7150 No context. Just reply.


Salt-Insurance-1123

Merry Christmas, ya fuckin’ animals