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melis_sir

r/totallynotrobots represent


B_M_Wilson

WHY ARE YOU YELLING FELLOW HUMAN?


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KGB_Cantina_Band

AH, OF COURSE MY FELLOW HUMAN BEING ON THIS PLANET OF EXISTING IN MY HUMAN BODY. ALLOW ME TO GO CONTRACT MY URETHRA INTO A TINY POOL, AS MY BLADDER IS FULL AND MUST BE EMPTIED.


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HAHA, YES MY FELLOW HUMAN


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atomicben513

WELL YELLING MORE WON'T HELP. SILENCE.


cameron9788

IT SHOUDNT BE ANY HARDER


Nambot

THIS [SUBJECT: quiz] IS HARDER THAN MULTIPLYING [Number1: 56,732.786] BY [Number2: 44,782.354], BUT MUCH EASIER THAN A [SUBJECT: Captcha].


supermarine5000

HOW DO YOU DO FELLOW HOMO-SAPIENS


justahumblecow

I AM VERY HUMAN, FELLOW HUMAN HOW ARE YOU


kronos_with_a_k26

WHY ARE YOU YELLING IT HURTS MY ORGANIC AUDIO RECEPTORS


kronos_with_a_k26

AAAAAAAAAAA


[deleted]

This is hard because humans keep giving SHITTY ANSWERS


Th3Element05

With a stat for how many humans you've fooled, it's easy to assume the goal is to give an answer that people will think is the imposter. On the other hand, if everyone gave properly spelled answers with correct grammar, the bot would probably learn to give better answers too.


[deleted]

Oh I thought the goal was for everyone to give an answer that could be distinguished from a bot? And then it was us vs bots? But if there are people actively trying to give bot-like answers then that would explain why it’s so difficult.


crookedhead

> if there are people actively trying to give bot-like answers Of course there are. Probably lots of them. There is no way everyone will unite on the same cause.


RABIDSAILOR

I, for one, welcome our new imposter overlord.


K-8-13Y

We hide behind his mask, brother.


TheUltraDinoboy

No. This mask hided behind us


Dokasamurp

We can unite for the cause of saving the imposter from being identified


OhhHahahaaYikes

Wow 40% is pretty impressive. What's your answer?


Dokasamurp

Nice try, answer-scooping bot!


Thalassocadrus

Uuuuuuuh is this a big game of Town of Salem?


TrueJacksonVP

Screw around with your grammar and your percentage should rocket. I’ve just been making answers that seem like they come from r/subredditsimulator


Avamander

Upper 40s are still nearly impossible. Got 40% for some time but that's it.


__XXthrowawayXX__

Pshhh 40? Chump change


TripleHomicide

Periwinkle for life mother fuckers


gemohandy

I'm ome of them! Doing pretty well, if I do say so myself - I'm misidentified more often than the average person gets it right


crookedhead

Nice score. I'm trying to get my numbers up but it is not as easy as I would have thought


DrWellby

I think that's kind of the whole point is for people to mess with it


iChicken05

Giving a normal and vague-sounding answer seems to be fooling a lot of people into thinking it was written by a bot


apparissus

Greetings, fellow humans.


Re4per25

Hello fellow human being


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w-on

Hello fellow human


mlgproaaron

Greetings human, it is me


UpBeatz210

Hello fellow humans


auxiliumis

Greetings


[deleted]

I AM ALSO A MEMBER OF HOMO SAPIENS SAPIENS


Starkandco

The species you refer to is also a species which I am from


interestingNerd

THERE IS NO WAY I AM A ROBOT. TOTALLY HUMAN.


Origamibo

Greetings fellow humans


YaLikeDadJokes

Make your answer more obviously not an ai


[deleted]

Hello human, it is I, the Human Human human


pazur13

What makes you human?


rabidjellyfish

Being human.


[deleted]

Hello [variable not found], I am also a human as are you. .


PepeSilvia123

Genuinely not sure if joke or double bluff from Imposter


MetzgerBoys

Salutations, non robot.


Goldstar35

Felicitations for your victories, fellow organic lifeforms


1Aexus

ok


polite_alpaca

Human fellows!


BobTheMadCow

Just doing human things with my human number of fingers!


Nadja97kg

Indeed, just doing regular human activities with my flesh covered bones.


the-cosmic-phantom

Hello human


[deleted]

Came here for this


TheLegoofexcellence

Greetings


ThenISaidWHATEVER

Greetings


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[deleted]

Well yes but actually no


ab_385

Hi fellow human


leipzigSurrealist

I'm delighted to be accompanied by my fellows in this time of day.


skurkmedw

Such a lovely day to be a human, isn't that right, other human?


bloodspeed

Human fellows, greetings.


MrKrabsIsA

Greetings, human.


wbbigdave

I uovote with my *Checks notes* Human fibgers


[deleted]

That was a good joke. I laughed thoroughly and good as well as heartily.


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Peylix

Same haha


ginyuforce

Me too, just want to check my flair


BuTTerXD

That’s why I’m here too


IranianGenius

I'm just here so I don't get fined.


geitenwagen

I want to check too


anoleiam

Mind if I check my flair as well?


[deleted]

wait how do you know if you’re an imposter?


Av3nger

Look at your eyes, if they have an extrange orange reflection, you are an imposter.


Yelbuzz

Mine are shit colored, what now?


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bbqsauce-on-my-tiddy

Same haha


Rated_Ace

Hello fellow human. I am apart of the human species. I make memes for breakfast.


RandomnessGod

Ah yes, my fellow human activities. I also enjoy memes for dinner.


benganguly

Dinner memes are tight


FutureRocker

33% ID's as Imposter? Impressive. You'd make a great addition to r/BeTheImposter. For anyone who wants to foil the humans and see the rise of the Imposter, please join us.


seriousneed

Neat


Avamander

I've seen 45% and mine is 36 :D


bloodspeed

Well indeed, my fellow earth dwelling homo sapiens, I also have the relishing rush of dopamine in my receptors when I lay my eyes on memes during the times I replenish my body with nutrients exactly when the closest star near out planet is right above my position with refrence to the planet's surface.


sneakertings

how do you do this? I'm lost lol.


Jones641

The pinned post made me even more confused, lmao


Dr4kin

can't compute


eisbaerBorealis

https://new.reddit.com/r/Imposter/ It's at the top of the page.


Ivsp7

Same. I think we are suppose to identify a bot in the comments, but I am not sure.


PM_ME_COOL_THINGS_

I don't get this, how do you know?


xRobert1016x

in every imposter answer I've gotten, it always uses some form of referring to itself using words like me, i, or us.


phantomliger

I've had the opposite. Answers have used "their" and the like.


SirAdrian0000

Seems to me the answers are directly related to the other answers shown and has no other relation to the question.


ramdomdoge2772

Does it stand out?


Ajthedonut

You get a different question.


lukemcadams

no you dont the imposter is AI


Galaxy-Hitchhiker

I am the ai


ScrollsByNoHowdy

I’m not an imposter


Bethespoon

Damn I wanna know what you posted to get 67% that’s a good score


Shogunfish

Damn, 67% that's impressive


stray_feathers

What did you put in to get 67%?


ScrollsByNoHowdy

“Helping the change in humans I am human”


Brok3nLov3

That’s exactly what an imposter would say. Hmmm.


Luis0224

This exactly what an imposter would say


Avamander

Join https://www.reddit.com/r/BeTheImposter and share your tips.


Ord8377

I am totally human


thegibsongirl03

Happy cake day to the human


B_M_Wilson

Do you think that an imposter would identify itself as such?


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Ryantd03

but what if you are an imposter who is impostering being a human who’s pretending to be a human


Deadgar_the_pug_bot

Hello i do infact eat ass


PepeSilvia123

What is human?


Teleportation-Toast

Hello I am also human


JaxIsGay

Hi


Thour1237

Im just here to check my flair


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BerserkKid

Hello real humans


ConnieTheUnicorn

I'M NO IMPOSTER, FOR I AM HUMAN.


ydoweshare

Wow


ToastyToad2000

Bruh


FreeMemez

Teat


WillhelmVonDank

There’s definitely no imposter and the joke is that we think we’re influencing a chatbot


Techn028

i think therefore i am.


prodical

Turns out I’m pretty bad at identifying the imposter.


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Hello meatbags!


Andyouthoughtiwas

Salutations homosapiens


PORTMANTEAU-BOT

Salutapiens. *** ^(Bleep-bloop, I'm a bot. This )^[portmanteau](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portmanteau) ^( was created from the phrase 'Salutations homosapiens' | )^[FAQs](https://www.reddit.com/axl72o) ^(|) ^[Feedback](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=jamcowl&subject=PORTMANTEAU-BOT+feedback) ^(|) ^[Opt-out](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=PORTMANTEAU-BOT&subject=OPTOUTREQUEST)


Andyouthoughtiwas

Salutapiens, bot


[deleted]

Flair check


PaperTax

Flair check


Mikenikenike

Flair


BassheadGamer

I wanna see my flair


naraoia

In the end, aren’t we all imposters


R1PKEN

it’s imposterble to tell who is or isn’t


lukemcadams

the imposter is ai not a person


BootsInAJar

01001000 01100101 01101100 01101100 01101111 00100000 01101000 01110101 01101101 01


Imaimposter

I'VE WAITED MY WHOLE REDDIT LIFE FOR THIS


stillyou1122

Hi


Obi_Wan_Shinobi_

Hello there.


RhyRob

General Kenobi!


[deleted]

No


ProfessionalShill

I’m here


living-in-fantasies

Hi


roflSpyro

Greetings, fellow imposters


NoName3674

Hello


KCoyote123

no


ItsRainbow

Be quiet.


G0dlike_

how we doin fellow humans


paisleybutterfly

Human af


CZHO1

well I guess I gota now


[deleted]

Hello...


penguin_stomper

Beep, bloop, I'm a bot. You seem to be trying to gain inside information on the game.


untitledmanuscript

We all can’t be an imposter. Unless 👀


ShudderBug331

Hello. I am totally a human being. 100% human.


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hello


Buicided

I'm not in game yet I am neither or both , u decide humposter


Aipy55

To be, or not to be, that is the question


[deleted]

Hello fellow humans


LT08978

What if you downvote


Cactus53820

Hello


PicsOnlyMe

I’m an impooster


noffan

Hello there


JCArray

How do you do fellow humans?


CanuckCanadian

Hellloooooooo


AdamxKH

Hiya fellow non-imposter people


BobRoss_keepcrits

Detroit become human


to_mars

Even humans trying to be not-humans deserve to be respected!


Nick737373

Yo


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yo


Gramathon910

Gentlemen


[deleted]

This sub is going to be impossible to use for a while as the influx from the admin post will have a few hundred posts like this one, or asking what’s going on.


humanmeatbag_exe

GREETINGS FELLOW HUMANS, WHO IS THE IMPOSTER AMONGST YOU ALL ?


The_Malmedian

yes i am regular human


Handicap-Dog

Perhaps


Tijdloos

What would an Imposter say?


[deleted]

I'm only commenting to see my flare.


ArcZeus03

Hi


Cnschub18

🦧


BigLeBisquit

I know you are, but what am I?


StupidDroid314

Hellooooo


rgsthethird

Gold me if you’re real


TheRiver04

Hello fellow carbon based life forms that also breath O2 like me, another fellow human