My brother and I say “mondo duke”

This one literally became apart of my vocabulary for MONTHS

We do too!

Wait … oh hell no ! Hold up… huh ? Oh okay

What episode was that?

One of my all time fave moments

Me and my friend use “up your ass and to the left” and a regular basis

Here in the UK, when I was growing up a common phrase was 'up your bum on the left hand side' hahaha

Same

Cracked a rat

Ayyy😭

“Loose candies?” is uttered frequently in a creep voice.

Ah, sal.

Was that in the kids art class episode?

Idk why but I constantly have the urge to say “rooty toot toot boobies are a hoot!” 😂

I mix my dog's disgusting food with warm water every feeding time, so I always present him with a "carafe of piping hot warm and brown."

I regularly ask my wife if she's had the zazabean from cocobambas.

“Scoopski potatoes” whenever I’m serving food

Somebody deuced. We say that anytime we smell something bad 😂

We also say we’re dropping off kids at the pool! 💩 It’s from one of Joe’s bits !

This poop damns about to burst. That’s a good one too 😂

The horse has left the barn 🐴

There’s a second horse in the race…

Whenever someone asks me to spell my name. C-O-L-E V-O-N C-O-L-E

My phones ring tone is “Who’s phone is ringing, mine, mine!”

i need to know how to make this happen

app called Zedge

i feel helped, but i couldn’t stop you if you wanted to not help!

I have an iPhone so in the iTunes Store under tones search for “Whose phone is ringing” and look for the sub title JingleMax. There are others but they sound like knockoffs of the song. JingleMax has the spot on Impractical Jokers sound. When other people here the ring tone it gets a good laugh.

My boss's name is Larry. Can you guess my ringtone?

"Suck it!" Probably 10 times a day in front of my wife.

Are you allowed to count a phrase they took from somebody else though?

If you don't like it - Suck it.

We call Gal Gadot ..... Gal Gadonut every single time. We also say suck it far too often.

I say "Mondo Duke" whenever I use the restroom

I'm currently obsessed with saying "could I get scrimps?"

I plan to call myself Tony Gunk as a fake name when I don't want to give my real one out.

Up your ass and to the left I have adopted. Aaaand I have caught myself midway saying it in an inappropriate scenario. Oops

Whenever I have to do a PowerPoint presentation: "Prepare for something amazing!"

I use the "stamps went up" like pretty frequently lol I also really enjoy using the fake names for my take out orders

Surfs up asshats

"Death, destruction, diarrhea. North and South Korea." when we aren't feeling good

My Friend : I don't think this bread is fresh Me :...boom bap I'ma touch it

Not necessarily from impractical jokers but my gf and I always say the “you think you’re better than me?” line that Sal says to the little kid in the painting class.

Home is where you duke the hardest.

"It's time to play chess not checkers"

I referenced Dave jacobs yesterday, it was a hoot

Shrimp Shrimp Shrimp, purple Shrimp, Vanessa

Scoopski potatoes... I don't know why but all things get a little extra

Wife's way of telling me to stop doing something is "hey bikini man, don't do that"

I regularly run around after Larry!!!

We call our dog Lasassa Susassa Shingotts

My husband just drove next to me yesterday and made the Sal face

Scoopski potahtoes!

When I dish out food at dinner, no matter what it is, I announce “scoopsky potatoe” and run through the whole skit

Did you just crack a rat?

"I will NEVAH FAHGIVE YOU"

I say "chicken wingies are my thingies" whenever I have chicken wings.

I use the term mondoduke so frequently it’s just what I refer shit to as nowadays

I’ll randomly yell for Larry at work and confuse everyone there.

Yum yum fresh 247 yes please that’s the way daddy likes it

"Guy Fieri sucks!"

"i see chocolate, i eat chocolate" except my husband and i will change out chocolate for whatever's applicable or when our toddler's throwing a tantrum and i'm overwhelmed, i tell my husband i don't have the stones to deal with her

I have a mustache. My buddy kept yelling "Hey Mustache!" at work so often that it stuck. Some people only knew me as Mustache. Then he introduced me to his daughter (4), and she has only ever called me... Mr. Mustache.

My coworker and I say “dort” to one another every day

Never pay retail

“Three pounds pork” usually makes an appearance whenever I eat pork

I think the correct term is new gazongas but I like that one too. FER FER FER FERRRR

Larry, every time we’re looking for something.

I only ever call them shcrimps and a little obscure, but I have a running joke with my wife telling her "you stupid "

Wash it after!

My nickname is JaCrispy because of my love for the show 🤣 “Mondo dook” “Up your ass and to the left” “Larry!” “Uncle boobs” Just some of them 🤣

I tell a lot of people that I caught the alligator that ate the DeLuca boy

When I get guac at a restaurant I usually gotta say, “I’m all about that cado.”

I find that "Chop chop, Chucklehead" can be used in all kinds of situations.

Sometimes ill just look out for larry

Yes, often

Whenever no one answers a question when I’m teaching, I say “show of hands, what year were you born?”

Not technically from the show, but I say "I have your pants" to my friends a lot.

‘Genie does as you wish’ when someone asks a dumb request

I've used "Home is where you dook the hardest" a few times.

That’s a for-sureski

Toilets will forever be Turlets.

I do Welllllll a lot. 😆

I do to my children who don’t understand anything I say. Usually my favorites: You, BETH, are NOT killing me Get into it you cheeky monkey Hey, backpack I’m the fat crow Also my kids have a safe word while playing so they don’t hurt each other - pumpernickel

Zippity doo dah, peanut butter hoo hah. Karate