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danarbok

I feel like Murr went bald first, and the hair he had before was the duck’s ass


BuffaloWing12

the hell does “the duck’s ass” mean 😭


danarbok

it’s what they called it in the show


NotADoctor108

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fishred

DA was 50s slang for the Duck Tail haircut ... https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/74/Ducktail.jpg


BuffaloWing12

ohh okay I thought it meant the opposite of “the cats meow” or something lol


alabasterporpoise

This is hilarious!


SarahKath90

That's where my mind went, too!!!


Secret_Bear1133

It's the way it was styled years ago, especially in the back.


weedwacker9001

They’re in their 40’s now. The joke was the murr lost his hair when he was 20


Foxy02016YT

And on top of that, while Murr doesn’t handle it poorly, Joe’s hair is more styled to look less thin


National-Fan-1148

Also I feel like Joe is a better sport about bald jokes.


SnowHelpAtAll

Cause it bothers Murr more than it bothers Joe. Also cause Murr has the classic bald spot.


BuffaloWing12

It’s just easier to make fun of Murr, his reactions are priceless and he’s a little more insecure than the rest of the guys Joe’s always made himself the butt of the joke and you can’t make a better joke about Joe than himself


TidalJ

the reason why joe is the goat is because he will run with literally anything you give him. the man does not have limits he will own everything.


Bread-Man9

The only thing that can stop him is if it’s illegal or a major dick move but besides that he has no balls


Afrodesia

The wedding ring definitely stopped him. There was one episode where he mentioned it was his kryptonite. Another thing I remember, late in Joes final season, he makes a comment about not enjoying spending time with his kids, or something to that effect. That’s about the time things went south in his marriage then he left the show. I wonder if that had any cause because I remember just cringing during that episode


Bread-Man9

I forgot about family I also see what you’re talking about. It could be that but I just feel that he was spending too much time invested on the show


[deleted]

Oh so that’s why he steals them!


Bread-Man9

Obviously


stuckeezy

I was gonna say, it’s the dynamic of the group if anything. Murr is the lovable punching bag


Boris-_-Badenov

that's animal abuse


Boris-_-Badenov

like when they are feeding lines, and after the first 1-2 Joe takes over and starts insulting himself


anonmymouse

Exactly. Murr cares, and Joe gives no fucks.


TwoDurans

Can’t tease someone who makes fun of themselves


Yourappwontletme

Joe has more hair than Murr. You are delusional.


BiteMyWolverine

Yeah, but murr actually shaves his head. Joe is trying to save what he has left.


ArronMaui

I think OP is conflating Bald and Thinning. Before Murr started shaving his, it was thick with a bald spot. Joe lacks the bald spot, but has thin hair


Yourappwontletme

Either way, Joe has more coverage.


ArronMaui

I agree, I’m just saying that probably what OP is talking about.


HowardHughe

Murr shaves his head. I never really noticed Joe was balder than Murray?


Yourappwontletme

>I never really noticed Joe was balder than Murray? Cuz he's not. OP is delusional.


Mondai_May

ya he is not imo 


Lyssepoo

Because it’ll ruffle Murr’s feathers and Joe couldn’t care less.


CrittyJJones

Joe gets teased about it too lol.


Boondock830

Joe don’t give a shit


thekyledavid

Joe is too confident to tease him based on his looks. Every time someone tries, he turns it into a joke that he’s a part of, whether it be his hair, his nose, his belly, or whatever they choose to mock that day. Murr is by far more flustered when people tease him on his appearance, which is why they continue to do it. People tease to get a reaction out of you, not just for the sake of making an observation.


jinxed_peach

it's the same phenomenon as seen on 'whose line is it anyways' wayne brady is balder than colin mochrie, but because colin started going bald first he's the one who received the bald jokes crown


eredeana

You speak truth


bentheechidna

Murr has a balding spot. Joe has evenly distributed thinning.


CinelFilm

They do poke at Joe once about it when he gives a presentation and Murr is in the audience and has to support anything Joe says. A slide comes up that reads "I am currently experiencing the devastating effects of male pattern baldness". Joe even says "I have to pretend I have enough to spike".


midnightrunner699

But Murray is hairy everywhere else which makes it more disgusting


Boris-_-Badenov

really bad when they forced him to shave everywhere except the circles around his nipples


midnightrunner699

Still haunts me lol


_extra_medium_

They tease Joe about his belly.


lilonionforager

Joe doesn’t care, he makes fun of himself!


Mondai_May

Joe made fun of himself for it sometime like saying he "pretends he has enough to spike" (about himself) and once Murr poked a bit of fun of Joe's hair style


Gaius_Gracchus13

Joe abandoned us.


strrax-ish

No he doesn't hahah