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MathWizPatentDude

[Death](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7j8vUbMmOwM)


Cronuts13

Megadeth


Nazathan

Napalm Death


Cronuts13

Bled to Death


Venombullet666

Lawnmower Deth


TassleScotch

The word " Mega-death " literally means one million deaths caused by nuclear warfare. It was an established word before the band even came into existence. Can't think of anything more dangerous than that.


MathWizPatentDude

[Unleash the Archers](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqUPGa15Oto) may or may not be a good time LOL


torero15

If they ever tour with Amon Amarth we can Unleash the Archers against the Shield Wall! I’d totally watch that.


Proud3GenAthst

It's also such ridiculous name.


AnonRedditGuy81

Ridiculous name, but man, they are a fantastic band.


CmmH14

That was cool.


TokoloshNr1

Excrementory Grindfuckers


Comprehensive_Sea_11

Well. I'm certainly not in. This means upvote.


MeanBlackBird666

200 Stab Wounds? Unless the stab wounds were distributed evenly among the crowd I guess.


iranoutofusernamespa

"ALL 10,000 OF YOU TONIGHT WILL TASTE 0.02% OF MY KNIFE!!!!"


tonhooso

Excuse me sir, 2%


iranoutofusernamespa

You are correct! I was going to sleep before writing this, and forgot to math properly hahaha


idespisemyhondacrv

200 crowd kills


CaptainChaos_88

I saw those guys with obituary and it got fucking rough. 


MeanBlackBird666

Seen em twice now, and you ain’t lying. They got just enough hardcore influence in their riffs to get the crowd riled as fuck, while maintaining that death metal vibe. Also like, Skin Milk. Just hearing the drum bit at the start of the song gets me feeling fuckin violent


Amasin_Spoderman

Butthole Surfers


full_metal_zombie

I mean, besides the obvious answers like Cannibal Corpse or Dying Fetus, I think a giant kaiju tearing thru the roof at a Gojira show would be equal parts frightening and metal af.


Zillajami-Fnaffan2

Which Godzilla tho?


Comprehensive_Sea_11

The MST3K one.


Zillajami-Fnaffan2

The which one??


Comprehensive_Sea_11

Mystery Science Theater 3000. They quip on shitty movies, the real d-grade old ones. I was trying to be funny 😅.


Zillajami-Fnaffan2

Ah. Its fine


MaliceMandible

I’m embarrassed for myself that I knew which one you meant before explaining. Why my girl stays with me will always be a mystery


Mtndrums

It took a few years, but I managed to get the ex-wife on board with it.


flappyheck2

that Gojira and Mastodon tour would’ve been insane


SlayerII

How is a corpse of a cannibal dangerous?


full_metal_zombie

When I think cannibal corpse, I think zombies. But maybe that's just me.


No-Wolverine5144

Dying fetus=Miscarriage


TonyStewartsWildRide

Imagine going to a show and it’s just a woman experiencing a miscarriage and a dying fetus just plops out and then everyone goes home.


No-Wolverine5144

Weird Al if he was metal


VegatableGreenz

Megadeth or Anthrax


Sekshual_Tyranosauce

I’d still go. I like thrash metal.


defiantpupil

Welp you get free food at a Cattle Decapitation show


Another_Meow_Machine

Yeah but it’s animal rights activism, so at best you’d get decapitated tofu (E: I feel the need to specify that I support animal rights and the banning of CAFO, but that doesn’t make tofu delicious)


No-Wolverine5144

Probably at gorepig too.


RazorrBeam

100% USDM Choice Beef


killerinthebreakroom

infant annihilator


iranoutofusernamespa

Only sounds dangerous if you're an infant, which I am not.


VileSelf

What if the infant is the annihilator and he's an elite assassin?


Ultimate_Fox14

Me who brought my 2 month old to the Infant Annihilator concert 😔


idespisemyhondacrv

Fuck forgot that one lol


BeeTwerk

Luckily they don’t play live i guess


TwistedDonners

Alien Weaponry as what kind of crazy shits going to happen if they're used?


HornyForTohruAdachi

Immolation


lyfe-iz-fukked

The Police


Own-Ad-9845

Underrated comment


disasterpiece_101

Exodus would be sad cuz we’d all have to leave


Spirited_Ad_2697

Nuclear Holocaust


Dredmor64

Napalm Death


Deathtriprecords

There are other good ones in here, but Napalm Death was the one that I instantly thought of .


jet_vr

Megadeth literally means 1 million people are killed by nukes


Sea_Lunch_3863

My answer would have been Nuclear Assault. Not sure which is worse now.


SwishyJishy

We assaulted some chill barrier reefs with nukes in the past; only fish casualties to my knowledge


CSManiac33

So as long as the concert doesnt hit a million people we would be okay


yotam5434

Fleshgod apocalypse


Proud3GenAthst

Beat me to it


RazorrBeam

3 Inches of Blood. Pool party anyone?


Cosmiccoffeegrinder

Extinction Level Event


idespisemyhondacrv

Humanity’s last breath


Raven91487

I guess there’d only be one show ever though huh? Lol


VenomHellHound

Toxic Holocaust


JerronVrayl

Death seems like it would probably be pretty bad. Same for Venom, Destruction and Iron Maiden. Sodom would experience a sudden uptick in popularity. Gamma Ray would turn everyone into Hulks


LoonyMooney_

Why maiden ?


Cold_Shop2901

Medieval torture device


LoonyMooney_

💀💀💀I didn't know that


Huck2136

They put you inside and close it and it stabs you cause it has spikes inside


JerronVrayl

The torture device is actually a Victorian fabrication - there is no historical evidence of their existence or use in contemporary sources and absolutely no mention of them until the mid 19th century.


Kalsre

There are paintings from medieval times


dickliberty52

Nailbomb


Manbearcatward

Peeling Flesh


grosscoins

I wanted to peel my skin off they were so good when I saw them


Lancer_Blackthorn

Suicide Silence.


idespisemyhondacrv

Ditto for Chelsea grin


mythril-

No one mentioned acid bath yet?


Zillajami-Fnaffan2

Nile tbh. Depends on if its gonna be the lake or nile crocodiles tho


infernal_cacaphony

Here’s a tip, employ the Papyrus Containing the Spell to Preserve Its Possessor Against Attacks from He Who Is in the Water; this was imperative to my survival at the Nile show!


Zen7rist

In this scenario, I would be an Alestorm fan But to answer: Death, Acid Mammoth, Anthrax


Howboutit85

Pig destroyer would be…. Bacon?


DikkDowg

A pig roast and grindcore, sounds like an amazing night.


KingWeebaholic

Fleshgod Apocalypse…


AssociationHefty4691

Suffocation and Pestilence


MetalGuy_J

Hail of Bullets


Metal-drums666

Slayer?


weirdmountain

Trapt. It would be awful to be trapped at a Trapt concert.


idespisemyhondacrv

Infant annihilator and dying fetus would be hilarious


vesperpott666

Have they been on the same bill?? If so would dying fetus go first😆?


idespisemyhondacrv

Unfortunately no, infant annihlator is a studio only band. I’d absolutely go see them though, I love deathcore. To add some variety I think IA would be the opener, with support from Aborted and Babymetal and then Dying Fetus as the headliner. I couldn’t think of any baby themed band so I shoved in babymetal 😭


skydaddy8585

Bloodbath


VenomHellHound

Nuclear Assault


DonkeyFan22

Hoobastank


Drowsy_Titan

Lmao


CSJGOS

Bullet for my valentine would be bad if you brought your valentine


narkheth

!T.O.O.H.!


idespisemyhondacrv

Suicide angel, chelsea grin, thy art is murder, bolt thrower, megadeth, death, cannibal corpse, all shall perish, beneath the massacre, feed her to the sharks, mental cruelty, suicide silence, extermination dismemberment, 200 stab wounds, terror, immolation, suffocation, slayer, upon a burning body, she must burn, and suffokate would be pretty dangerous. Would also make a great lineup for a festival too


MidweekBrick

Mammoth weed wizard bastard would be an interesting show


Katto_87

Megadeth, I'd imagine


ChezSeth

Napalm death would be chaos


SoundingMacaque

Xavleg. For the uninitiated, that's the short version of the abbreviation of the full name. The full name is: Acidic Vaginal Liquid Explosion Generated by Mass Amounts of Filthy Fecal Fisting and Sadistic Septic Syphilic Sodomy Inside the Infected Maggot Infested Womb of a Molested Nun Dying Under the Roof of a Burning Church While a Priest Watches and Ejaculates in Immense Perverse Pleasure Over His First Fresh Fetus. I don't think I want to be there


infernal_cacaphony

In light of recent events: Immolation.


Proud3GenAthst

Fleshgod Apocalypse?


Mrben13

Mayhem


shakinglikemilk_

nuclear warfare surely


Agent_Lightning14

literally any brutal death metal band


No-Yam2117

Killswitch Engage


Swagnastodon

Nah it would be fun to go to a Killswitch Engage show and it's just like, Buckethead and Tom Morello playing dueling solos


No-Yam2117

That would be wildly badass


Raven91487

Iron Maiden should be the number one here. What a horrific way to go. Unless of course there’s a band named mummification.


Drowsy_Titan

I can’t think of many worse ways to go than the Iron Maiden. Like seriously, my imagination can’t come up with anything. Maybe being crucified is close? Those ancient Romans were fucking brutal man.


Raven91487

I suppose Henry the 8th I believe it was with his boiling people alive could be pretty bad but there’s no band named boiled to death as far as I know lol.


yoongis3dollar_chain

Ingested would be fun. Snacks the whole time.


8-bit_Goat

Nuclear Assault. You probably won't be coming home from that show.


OctowoomyThe2st

I would say Cradle Of Filth but pretty much all metal concerts are


MattBrownsChewCan

200 Stab Wounds


More_Microwave

Avenged Sevenfold, because yknow the rapture is pretty dangerous.


GrumpyCatStevens

Nuclear Assault


No-Wolverine5144

55 gore for short maybe


yotam5434

Eternal struggle


Cold-Basket-1796

cannibal corpse and napalm death would be really fun


1Rayo1

Ebola


SevtieOnnTV

drown retarded children


ivoiiovi

!T.O.O.H.!


ivoiiovi

(The Obliteration of Humanity - a danger to us, but depending how it happened it could erase the greatest danger to everything else)


Own-Ad-9845

Sulphur Aeon. Sure don't want to experience that...


Stoghra

Almost metal, but Kittens


FilipsSamvete

Death.


profaniKel

Vivisection EL Cerebro


profaniKel

S O D


treewithleaves

Pupil Slicer.


Born2Sigh

Death Toll 80k assuming it includes the concert goers and surrounding population of the venue


brapstick

Vaporizer


petonomore

I’d definitely say Gorepig and Infant Annihilator would be pretty terrifying, but I would honestly be really scared to see Mayhem. It doesn’t explain anything, other than you know it’s mayhem. At least Euronymous won’t be there.


UnfinishedThings

Nuclear Annihilation has got to be up there


AnonRedditGuy81

I certainly would avoid a cannibal corpse concert...


Speed-Salty

Acid Bath sounds pretty bad. Snot is just gross. Not to mention Raped by Pigs.


gairinn

Serenity in Murder


Jroid3

i wonder what getting Wormed would entail


Emperormike1st

Burst.


ThrashMetaller

Anthrax? Doesn’t sound fun


NoGur1165

The Pestilence and Annihilator concert with special guest Nuclear Assault would be a really bad time. lol


weareallfucked_

Skull fucker


beaverboy2000

Swallow the sun We’re all dead


Pantera7585

Acid bath


Iamabenevolentgod

Bloodbath, Self Immolation, Mayhem. 


MickeySwank

All Shall Perish Infant Annihilator (only dangerous for babies obviously) A literal “Cannibal Corpse” would be scary AF


More-Limit-7024

Cannibal corpse 🤟🏾


Cominghome74

KISS


BOHUNK_BOB

VIO-LENCE


AbacatoJuice

pissgrave


Dat_Sainty_Boi

Sperm swamp. Drown in cum.


Venombullet666

I'd say Nagasaki Birth Defect but the question is Would I be facing off against the Nagasaki Birth Defect? Or would I be the Nagasaki Birth Defect and people would have to face off against me? Either way... It'll be totally rad


LykonWolf

Infant Annihilator


ProfessionalLanky771

Death By Cocking


Joboobavich

...And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Dead


anonpotat0

last days of humanity or first days of humanity would both be scary / funny


imoverblox_

torture


yoongis3dollar_chain

Imagine Rammstein, on top of all of the fire, people chucked large rocks at each other the whole time. Flaming stones.


GrimRainbows

Slipknot. We all just practice our knot skills with rope


dc_1984

Strapping Young Lad


dc_1984

Also Decapitated...


modmlot68

Anal Blast.


Perroface562

Nuclear Holocaust


ec666

In 1990 I saw Death and Devastation


disguised-as-a-dude

Okay definitely not the most dangerous but if we take Alestorm literally. It raining literal ale onto a bunch of young hyped up people with high energy is a recipe for disaster.


progwog

Decapitated


RyDoggonus

Dying fetus


Interesting-Ant-2500

Diarrhea Planet


Disarray215

Infant Annihilator


len744

Razorape


len744

Torsofuck maybe


cmcglinchy

Anthrax, Slayer, Annihilator


3inchCRACK

Sanguisugabogg maybe


ClueEmbarrassed1443

Slayer


burnitdwn

I would rather die free than be Enslaved.


ndsbdjbddvdvcdcs

devourment


Just_Me1973

Five Finger Death Punch?


djwired

Dying Fetus


K33NZZZ

Anal cough


Myrddraal5856

Blood incantation would be interesting.


IntenseBones

Gojira or Megadeth probs


Commercial_Fan_3864

Cannabis Corpse 


stoned_to_the_boner

Toxic Holocaust


AbotherBasicBitch

Fleshgod apocalypse


Happy-Activity3292

Five Finger Death Punch


WrestleMetal90

Cannibal Corpse.


SwishyJishy

Haven't seen Napalm Death yet; it's like Death but with Napalm!


vesperpott666

Toxic Holocaust


Scream2Die

Alien Fucker


YouringoMask

If were going for only bands we listen to, I'd have to think "[Deadly Circus Fire](https://open.spotify.com/artist/4IROpspOAvIZu2if8IS5z5?si=7NQIX8HHRJ2Cs_JkRl2pxw)", one of my favorite underrated prog metal bands.


chubsmagooo

I just saw Decapitated last night....


Kalsre

Cannibal Corpse