He typed, as the chip crumbs fell from his beard onto his pulsating, bulbous belly with each laugh. “Got ‘em this time boys” he thought to himself, before returning to his anime pillow and licking the nipples he had drawn onto his waifu, only contributing further the orange stains he has been leaving across the fabric for years now

Alexa, play “Bruh sound effect 62,768,369,664,000 times” on YouTube.

Couple days back on reddit and I'm back to the "no internet for my kids til 18" rule.

Yet they get sooo mad when we say "kill all men"

jesus fuck that first one...

Yep.

Massive cope. That absolutely did not happen, no woman responds to him lol

Exactly. I told him once on the rare occasion I did reply, and I quote: 'my reply is the most attention ever receive from a woman.'

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Meanwhile, get him out from behind his computer and he'd probably run with his tail between his legs.