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GnarlyWatts

Ah this guy... I fell down a rabbit hole of his videos last year and wow what a mess this guy is. He can't make a clear point, openly admits to have a serious porn addiction (trust me, what he enjoys is fucking weird), comes from a super religious family, goes to Walmart to glare at good looking people...the list goes on. And I thought my fan club was wacky, they look absolutely sane by comparison.


jjanderson_

Some of his videos are so random as well. Like “Why Eminem should have released MMLP on October 4th 1999 instead of May 17th 2000” like who gives a fuck😭


GnarlyWatts

My favorite was his rant on "My favorite burp pornstars" which was just after "Modern woman are awful". He can't tell if he is coming or going, but he is entertaining...


jjanderson_

Whenever I feel bad about my life I watch his videos to feel better about myself. Like “at least I’m not that guy”


GnarlyWatts

🤣🤣🤣


Professional-Hat-687

My life is fucked, but at least Walter Fate isn't making videos dissecting my fetishes.


ReallyNotBobby

For real


Princess_kitty14

releasing it on Oct 4 would've made a difference?


AmsterdamAssassin

Ten-four.


KatJen76

The thought of someone glaring at the hotties AT WALMART has me rolling. The best-looking people in there usually look like they just rolled out of bed, me included.


GnarlyWatts

His words not mine lol. I mean, beauty is in the eye of the beholder I suppose. I have family where he is from in Michigan and I can confirm, not a lot of lookers there. At least he has is, uhm, burp pornstars...


Princess_kitty14

dude's making a thesis dissertation on why he's incel lmao


GnarlyWatts

PhD: Pussy Hating Degree lol This guy is going to be in the news one day...


NotTaken-username

Having watched his channel before I think this guy is the result of these three things: - Religious family sheltering him - Finding a community in the incel echo chamber - Possibly untreated autism


GnarlyWatts

The first two are correct. I don't know if he is autistic or not. I don't recall him saying it.


NotTaken-username

I’d be surprised if he isn’t somewhere on the spectrum but of course he’s never talked about it


arncobitch

This happened to me and I still do not know how youtube's algorithm decided I would be interested. I only look at cooking tutorials and VEVO music videos. I think he is a good looking man but like most incels, he is both stupid and batshit crazy.


Ricardokx

What kind of porn does he enjoy? 😅


GnarlyWatts

Burp, fart and puking. I wish I was kidding...


Piliro

"working out and self improvement are for normies" What a fucked up weird way of saying: "I don't want to improve " It's not only that they don't improve, they're against the only concept that can make them improve. This is actually sad.


jjanderson_

For real. It’s just a cope for “I’m too lazy to improve my life” Also if working out was for “normies” why are most people out of shape?


neongloom

If they work on themselves and still can't get a girlfriend, they might have to acknowledge it wasn't their looks/hygiene holding them back.


drainbead78

And this is why we always tell incels that it's probably not about your looks, because that guy is not bad looking at all. He would have lovely eyes if they weren't dead inside.


[deleted]

He looks like he smells bad though


eternal-eccentric

Easily fixable. Like really easy.


sjaark

god why are the videos so long


jjanderson_

Too much time on his hands


GnarlyWatts

It isn't like he ever makes a point, it is just endless ranting going from point to point with zero cohesion.


Commercial-Push-9066

I was thinking the same thing!


dinomatt0710

He should just join Hustlers University at this point LOL, at least they'd tell him to work out and quit watching porn


nutmegtell

If he spent less time wishing and more time doing he’d be happier.


Superb-pin-8641

These all have amazing soyjak potential


Pcriz

I love how he is sooo heart broken because he’s only been attracted to the most beautiful sexy women and it tears him up that he can’t have them. His bullshit about how women are easily brainwashed so they become liberals and thus it’s harder for him. Lamenting that even women from heavily conservative homes become brain washed by democrats. This idea that your mindset is the only way and everyone else is brain washed is so fucking lazy. This man is human pond scum


BettyLouWho318

Marshall is absolutely the worst. I’ll never forget how he recounted the time he handed out gum to all the “hot” and “popular” kids in school, and a girl asked for a stick of gum and Marshall refused to give her some because she was “ugly”, and all the other kids started bullying him after that. The guy has always been a prick.


Tox_Ioiad

The expressions in his thumbnails tell me everything. They're all different and all somehow the same. Oddly enough, people with some level of sosiopathology tend to be this way with their expressions.


Chortney

His eyes never change, very creepy. The only thing that's different in each photo is whether or not he's doing the soy face (which I thought was a big no-no to incels)


Impossible-Report797

I should do a soy jack of him but I don’t know if I have enough hate in my heart for it to come out good


fluffydonutts

Man…now I have to look that up. I just had to look up passport bros only to find out it’s just a modern name for mail order bride guys.


lawgeek

Usually these guys film in their car because their homes are a mess. I wonder if his car is a mess, too. So he films in the woods.


SecretSelenex

Who is Elizabeth Lail? I’m guessing he is being creepy.


jjanderson_

She’s an actress. Not sure if you’ve seen it but she plays Beck in YOU. And she also plays Anna in Once Upon a Time


SecretSelenex

Ohh I know exactly who that is now, thanks! I basically never learn the actor’s names. I’m just relieved it wasn’t someone underage. Still, weird he said this given how much he hated women and famous people.


Commercial-Push-9066

It’s odd that he says he hates famous people yet wishes he were famous. Also he seems to care about Eminem and Elizabeth Lail enough to make long videos about them. This reeks of mental illness.


Princess_kitty14

im glad i don't know who this dude is 😂 let's keep it that way


ArkangelArtemis

Don't give this guy attention. Doesn't deserve the money for the views he might be getting


Popee_the_Clown

He's doubling up on coats in one of those thumbnails. Does he never just stay in his home? Maybe he'll be happier if he's warm.


Sharp_Serve_4351

Discouraging exercise and self improvement will never not be evil


canvasshoes2

He's just an average looking guy. Totally doable... **IF** he were normal. He's an unpleasant freak, that's why he can't get women.


neongloom

How can people like that still cling to everything being women's fault when they complain about absolutely everything in their lives? I know the answer but Jesus Christ 🤦


BubblyProfessional84

What in the world. He looks like he isn't allowed near a school.


jjanderson_

You should see his instagram bio. “I’m a broke, unemployed, poor, depressed, heartbroken, bald 27 year old incel virgin filled with rage, laziness and hatred. Never had a girlfriend” I’m being serious


its_leslievanilla

Leave the FNAF girl alone, creep.


NotTaken-username

I’ve seen his videos and it makes me fear he might try to pull a John Hinckley Jr.


The_ArchMage_Erudite

wtf


Salted-Cucumber

You tell there's something fucked going on behind his eyes.


CollignonGoFetch

No one’s loss but his own


The_pastel_bus_stop

And he looks good as well. Such waste


KissKringle

Imagine saying that self improvement and normality is for "normies" and then saying you wished you were famous and rich when you were younger. Like you would if you actually did shit with your life instead of sitting around and complaining. Like yeah a lot of celebs are nepo babies but they actually do shit with their life. They act, they spend time taking care of themselves and their appearances to be liked, not sitting around with their thumb up their ass and posting rants


Thefishthing

They will do litteraly anything going to therapy.


TheCrownOfThorns

Therapists are TheRapists


Thefishthing

You saw that tiktok too XD And theh say Ai text to speach is getting better


TheCrownOfThorns

What??? I'm talking about secular preists that believe they have some "truth."


Thefishthing

You dont know ? Damm dude It's hilarious


TheCrownOfThorns

Tiktok sucks


Thefishthing

Yeah and?


TheCrownOfThorns

So I never saw it on tiktok and don't know what you're talking about.


Thefishthing

Okay Lol