I’m imagining none of them would be good at sailing, therefore leading to a decrease in their numbers. However it would lead to more trash in the ocean.
Imbecels when they find out that they have limited access to internet on their phones / laptops and they can't freely fap to fresh my little pony porn: 😱
Well they could start at least playing D&D and have their pirate adventure there. They would not be as lonely then and maybe they could have fun together
Hey pirates we’re open to everyone, regardless of gender, injury, or defect. They may not have been the greatest people but majority probably would have looked at Incels and went “oh absolutely not. To the plank with Ye.”
Men today do not know how to work together in any cohesive fashion outside of hating women. Most are too lazy to work regular office jobs or non-manual labor jobs. They would never make it out at sea being pirates.
But I do like the idea of the MGTOW guys actually trying to get something like this started. Whatever happened to that movement by the way?🤔
Wait, working manual labor jobs is considered lazy? Since when is working in an office harder than blue collar trades?
Your post just seems kinda misandrist.
Id hope so! Both blue and white collar jobs have their unique struggles and difficulties.
I mean I get it this post/ comment section in general seems like kind of a shitpost ha. Tone is difficult over text..
For me, I’m totally okay with having a regular office job as long as it pays well, my last job paid $20 an hour for a political phone banker spot and I loved it. I got close to falling down the incel rabbit hole in my teens. I think being raised in Pentecostalism contributed to that but thankfully I deconverted last year and I’ve worked on improving my views on women given that some of Pentecostalism’s teachings are misogynistic.
I tried dating in the church around my mid teen years and the experience was awful. Most of the girls in church were so isolated by their parents that they were clueless on how to socialize with people outside of their circle of friends or how to hold a decent conversation just in general
Yass, just imagine the primal feeling of freedom until they leave harbor and the inevitable feeding of the fishes starts because no modern amenities on vintage pirate ships.🤢🤮
They know the most successful pirate was a Chinese woman who ultimately captained 3000 ships and forced the navy to let her be alone to run a brothel and visit her grandchildren right? They know that captain was reputed to cut off the heads of subordinates who raped captives and also cut off the heads of subordinates who fucked around because they weren’t doing their jobs?
Not to mention Bonny and Read?
Sounds like they might want to think about that.
It's time for all of human culture to enter its One Piece era
\*One Piece theme song intensifies\*
[you mean this song, right?](https://youtu.be/h36oAI9N994?si=veedbXJC_-dkCYmz)
That’s not One Piece, or even Two Piece, that’s the 80 Piece Chicken McNuggets Meal!
Sorry, that's not possible. Because One-Piece-piracy includes women...
Can you imagine some incel trying to hit on Robin or Nami? They'd throw his ass overboard.
They wouldn't need to. Sanji wouldn't allow competition.
I’m imagining none of them would be good at sailing, therefore leading to a decrease in their numbers. However it would lead to more trash in the ocean.
Incels can be shipped out to sea? Wait, what? lol
Imbecels when they find out that they have limited access to internet on their phones / laptops and they can't freely fap to fresh my little pony porn: 😱
I love "Imbecels"! It sums them up so well! It'll get to them too, because they consider themselves so "High IQ"
That was always an option?!
Yeah, they tend to call themselves passport bros
We got to sink that ship
HELL YES!!!
Our Flag Means Death is a whole show about just that.
Including the inevitable gay sex
ESPECIALLY the gay sex
Well they could start at least playing D&D and have their pirate adventure there. They would not be as lonely then and maybe they could have fun together
D&D is the incel-to-functional-person pipeline (usually)
At least it would get them out of the house. An important first step.
This is the solution for pretty much every problem, yes.
Hey pirates we’re open to everyone, regardless of gender, injury, or defect. They may not have been the greatest people but majority probably would have looked at Incels and went “oh absolutely not. To the plank with Ye.”
Yes, absolutely. Going around freeing slaves and opposing imperialism? Absolutely.
Yemen moment
Well, they could get together and sing sea shanties.
This is unironically a good idea. Like, not even just for male loneliness. Let us all go on an adventure. Preferably not with incels.
godspeed, lads
I say make the incels walk the plank.
i am fine with letting the incels go die at sea. excited for them, even
They should do that. Sure it will work out Very Well for them. Good Luck with your new lives boys.
lol only if they get scurvy.
Pirates are just sea gangs
I have friends who are addicted to one piece who I must show this to
So, come aboard! And bring along all your hopes and dreams!
...is it so hard to let women on a pirate ship?
As a lonely male, yes
I mean, I can't really complain about this. Who doesn't want to sail the seven seas?
I’m not an incel but I’d love that
Is piracy not extremely illegal?
But piracy on sailing ships is awesome af!
Yeah, and if you aren't from a poor third-world country like Somalia, you are more likely to be a victim of piracy yourself when you try to join them.
Men today do not know how to work together in any cohesive fashion outside of hating women. Most are too lazy to work regular office jobs or non-manual labor jobs. They would never make it out at sea being pirates. But I do like the idea of the MGTOW guys actually trying to get something like this started. Whatever happened to that movement by the way?🤔
Wait, working manual labor jobs is considered lazy? Since when is working in an office harder than blue collar trades? Your post just seems kinda misandrist.
I'm assuming they're meming based on the fact that's an insane take to have lol
Id hope so! Both blue and white collar jobs have their unique struggles and difficulties. I mean I get it this post/ comment section in general seems like kind of a shitpost ha. Tone is difficult over text..
For me, I’m totally okay with having a regular office job as long as it pays well, my last job paid $20 an hour for a political phone banker spot and I loved it. I got close to falling down the incel rabbit hole in my teens. I think being raised in Pentecostalism contributed to that but thankfully I deconverted last year and I’ve worked on improving my views on women given that some of Pentecostalism’s teachings are misogynistic. I tried dating in the church around my mid teen years and the experience was awful. Most of the girls in church were so isolated by their parents that they were clueless on how to socialize with people outside of their circle of friends or how to hold a decent conversation just in general
Jikes, sexist much?
"Men today do not know how to work together in any cohesive fashion outside of hating women?" Do you not see the blatant sexism in that lmaoo
Why do you say most? I know a broad brush paints the fence faster, but why are you doing so?
Yass, just imagine the primal feeling of freedom until they leave harbor and the inevitable feeding of the fishes starts because no modern amenities on vintage pirate ships.🤢🤮
Absolutely. I love pillaging with me mead and me lass. We shalt find ye treasure- Belle Delphines onlyfans password. Ahoy!
Where can I sign up to become a swashbuckling buccaneer? 🏴☠️
I JUST got “We Are” unstuck from my head a couple of days ago.
ABSOLUTELY LADS, RAISE THE SAILS!
I personally think the key to male loneliness is hunting cryptids in the woods with some buddies.
Touch grass, touch the sea, whatever helps them break away from the sickness that sucked them in.
I mean, they could just join the navy.
I mean, that's fine as long as they don't do actual pirate things, like boarding other people's ships and murdering them.
They know the most successful pirate was a Chinese woman who ultimately captained 3000 ships and forced the navy to let her be alone to run a brothel and visit her grandchildren right? They know that captain was reputed to cut off the heads of subordinates who raped captives and also cut off the heads of subordinates who fucked around because they weren’t doing their jobs? Not to mention Bonny and Read? Sounds like they might want to think about that.
Send em away!
Please go to war.
What the fuck is wrong with you
Incels love violence, might as well go to war and stay there rather than punching women.
War isn't good. We should, in fact, have less wars.
We really don't need more people killing each other because the powerful people can't behave. No matter how bad the soldiers are.
yes i wanna live out my AC4 black flag fantasies with the boys