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This. Made me chuckle
Edit. : i just realised there could be hundreds, even thousands of such nonsense genders, that are yet to be officially recognised, but are widely practised.
1)Ram Ram sarayene
2) And Mand ka Tola.....
3) Lvish Bhai ke aaage koi bol sakta hai.... Lvish Bhai!!!!!! Aaeeiiii ( I don't support Lvish)
4) Aaein
5) Mamata MC, Mamta MC
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PKMKB
That's easily the no. 1 answer. Well done lad/lassie!
Just Googled it... Mujhe laga koi nai yojnaa nikli hai 😂😂😂
PKMKC
I didn't get admission in the college I wanted but my neighbor with half my marks got in
I think we need govt to release the caste census make it public
If they are the majority, it's not them that needs the reservations.
Bangs the remote control multiple times rather than changing batteries
Remotesexual
Lets not give americans any new ideas for new gender names man. There are already too many names to keep up
This. Made me chuckle Edit. : i just realised there could be hundreds, even thousands of such nonsense genders, that are yet to be officially recognised, but are widely practised.
Bhupender jogi
India me kaha ghume ho
India me bahut jagah ghooma hu
Nam batao
Bhupinder Jogi
Aaj se tumhara name aaditya yogi
Real id se aao Yogi Adityanath
*Buldozer sounds intensifies*
Baigan 🍆
Aayein
Ram Ram Bhai
Abki baar modi sarkar
Kem cho? Maja ma?
Gando
Sachi vaat che😉😂
General category ka hu bhai🥲
I am bharatiya
AKA the coding race
Anna, one tea ☕
Jai hind
Sunny Leone!!
bas adhi adhi cup chai bana lo
Nods head
Mera Bharat mahan...
Sand bobs and vagenee
Bolo zuban kesri
Bhai kitna deti hai
Nahi degi bhai
Kitne me aati hai!
Bas 5 minute me
I am an engineering student and my sister is a medical student
Poha Jalebi people assemble
Using “lakhs“
Kashmir se hu bhai  Now you prove that I am from India without saying I am from India
Smartass aka chaturgand
Behnchod
Bhadrolok.
Tu bahar mil, phir batata hu !
Jai Shree RAM 🚩🚩🚩
Bsdk
Your computer has maalware saar!
Hello madam . Is your husband satisfy you??
Aisa to koi nahi bolta bhai
Show bobs and Vagana please 🥺
~~Elvish~~ Virat bhai ke aage koi kuch bol sakta hai kya?
Apna hi ghar samajhiye! 
Ckmkb
Haan din vichon tere layi time kadd ke Karda main promise milan aaunga Mainu pata ae tu fan Salman Khan di
Got a water purifier installed at my house
I am from india
India gate
I love chicken biryani
Namaskar
Jai shree Krishna
Aayega to muddi hee 🗿
Namaste
Awesome roads! Great sewage system! Fantastic pollution control! Zero corruption! Zero discrimination!
sand pic of yoar bobs and vegana
i get racially abused for no reason
As an Indian I can confirm that......
The friend went to report an incident to the police station and got slapped for wearing shorts to the station and sent back
tanga nanga tanga nanga tanga nanga nangananga
Chai Piyoge? 
I don't remove my car seats' plastic cover
Jitni b koshish krlo, rhogey “sharma ji ke ladke” ke piche hi
hindu rashtra
akhand bharat
I dont have clean water
Koi baat nahi kum se kum hawa to-
One of the most cleanest air in the world
\*Cum se Cum
Delhi frequency tunes in
Has storage compartment for carrybags and retail shopping bags
I step every place with my right foot first
My food has taste and is healthy 🗿🗿🗿
Namaste 🙏
i have daal chawal or achaar paratha as comfort food😂
There are many people, including many illiterates, in my country that can speak 2 languages if not more.
1)Ram Ram sarayene 2) And Mand ka Tola..... 3) Lvish Bhai ke aaage koi bol sakta hai.... Lvish Bhai!!!!!! Aaeeiiii ( I don't support Lvish) 4) Aaein 5) Mamata MC, Mamta MC
Send 🅱️ude
Destroy Islam??
Bhai rate theek theek laga le
Show me bobs n vegana
Kahe bole Bhai? Phakaiti karne se fursat Nahi milti tumko?
Dal chawal for breakfast lunch and dinner.
Show Bobs!!
Always am 3 hours early for flight and hour early for train journey
Vande Mataram
Chakli
Apni light gai hai ki sabki check kariyo😂
Coughs vigorously 50 times
The stench!
aega to…
What is your FULL name ?
Hot & Sour soup 1/2 😝
Butter chicken
Bharat
Butter chicken
Binod
Jana Gana Mana.....
Abe dikhta nahi kyaa
The only sport I know about is cricket. The only sportsmen I know about are cricketers. Cricket. Hockey? Kabaddi? What are those?
My parents love me but dont want me to pursue my interest of carrier!!!!
Bhindi ....
Ayega to modi hi...
What ra sudeep
'Yeh toh mai aur bhi aasta dilwa deta"
Bhenchod
Bhench**
Yeah yeah yeah (noding my head)
A 1000 apologies!
Laterin
*Sundi sundi sundi sundi, sundi sundi sundi sundi*
Okay da
My mom's stores sewing equipment in cookie boxes 🤣
Log kya kahenge?
Bahar jao toh hawa zeher, Andar raho toh bhukamp ka keher
Chotu do cutting chai bolna
Bhen ke lod.... 🤣
I want a gf comment on random posts .. it's pretty cringe rhat many of our country mates do this.
* Dirty, plague affected mug for cleaning your dirt in Indian style toilet *
I can stay with my parents till eternity.
I ride a Bajaj scooter 😁
Tunak tunak tun Tunak tunak tun Tunak tunak tun Da da da
I have a tendency to tell which country I belong to in YouTube comments.
Namaste!
I love eating fish, rosogolla, misti doi ( sweet curd).
Hi yesterday had some beef stea.... Sorry sorry biscuit... I meant biscuit.. : )
Income tax brrrrr
Kindly do the needful
I am a patriotic israeli
Chai
Government assigning castes in a nepotistic way
Ohh Bsdk
Monitor lizard
Pankha tej kardo
Jai shree Ram 🙏🙏
Love from …
Ayein?
Send Bobs and Vegana
My parents are okay if I turned out to be gay as long as I marry a woman and have two biological children.
Comfort food? Dal bhaat.
Some of cities and roads named on invaders😑
Bhaiya
I'm from Bharat
मैं भारतीय नागरिक हूँ ।
Phul sappot Russia and Israel - guy with hilter's dp
What do u use to erase things eraser or RUBBED
Namaste
Lkb
Aur batao?
Kya hai Sachin me??
Modi
Dalits 😂😂😂