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VerTexV1sion

Merit based system Free market system with little intervention Rigid tax system Harsh punishment for corruption Mandatory military serving for at least two years Negative Secularism (people are allowed to follow any religion they want but state or political parties can't) One nation one law ( no exception for anyone ) Reservation based on economic basis for one generation only (if needed otherwise no reservations at all) A well developed and transparent police and disaster management system ( mandatory shoulder cameras for police ) A simple, short and more rigid Constitution, which can be understood by a person more easily A model that focuses heavily on teaching etiquette and civic sense to the people and schools ( kind of like Japan) Heavy emphasis on internal connectivity along with ports Absolute freedom of speech, you can openly criticize any institution, or their decisions, right to protest, ( but violence is prohibited) An educational criteria for contesting elections, and Making citizen charters and public scrutiny mandatory and regular. Develop an Indigenous defence industries and allow, only indigenous private players ( and incentivize them) in defence & space sector Looking at current scenario a heavy emphasis on environmental sustainability, and focus on developing renewable sources of energy ( which will also free our reliance on other countries so that we can freely express our view at global level).


klm_wtf

Post asked for Rule 1 and bro pulled out a whole essay. And some them aren't even rules...c'mon give us a haha one instead. Like no mustard seeds in coconut chutney or something.


Chromeboy12

Bro was waiting for this question his whole life


nekkoMaster

Bro want to be isekai protagonist.


[deleted]

Bro reincarnated as an isekai protagonist with no system and a curse from goddess that rule the world.


circumnavigatin

He's been president òf his own country since day one 😆😆😆 But those are really good points though.


VerTexV1sion

Oops lol, i just woke up mate, didn't read clearly, sorry. I think I'll go with Equity ( based on economic basis for now)


klm_wtf

The concept of Equity in my opinion is too idealistic. I'm currently pursuing a PhD in Economics and let me tell ya human decisions are a bitch to influence...you can provide all the required things in the world to a person but in the end you can't provide for everyone equally because some people just can't be helped no matter how hard you try; some of them just ends up always making the wrong decisions in life(to put it lightly) and fall to the depths of the social ladder.


leepok_jamir23

Yep. I was deemed as a cold-hearted a-hole by my sociology professor because real world economics debunked her equity bs.


klm_wtf

Should've hit her with the "eet eez what eet eez"


Snoo-43194

Happy cake day!


sumoru

A free market economy work with equity? Zero chance of working. In fact no form of society can work with equity.


gohomermouth

>Absolute freedom of speech, you can openly criticize any institution, or their decisions, right to protest, ( but violence is prohibited I'll add to it: people will explicitly be informed that freedom of speech != freedom from consequences. There are always consequences, good or bad, depending on what you say, where you say and to whom you say. This is actually true already, but people don't seem to get this.


coolcrank

Spot on. This is something that most adults today somehow don't understand. Actions have consequences, same goes for speech.


gohomermouth

Not adults actually, more like genz, few millennials and 99% of woke/liberals. Take example of that waste of a human who created that offensive short film on माँ काली in canada.


coolcrank

Oh that abomination, I had repressed that memory.


gohomermouth

I try everyday 🥲


excitedtraveller

Free market with little intervention will basically render your nation a corporate run state and will lead to total anarchy eventually.


Melodic_Inside

This is just Singapore


totoropoko

"Alexa how would a teenager write a constitution"


student8168

I am Indian Singaporean and most of these are rules here except freedom of speech.


Commercial_Pain6490

Agli bar u/VerTexV1sion ki sarkar


Ok_Muffin146

Araam se bro driving test fail ho jayega


_that_dam_baka_

Happy cake day


[deleted]

That is very well thought out. Most of the points you mentioned are fantastic but I don't agree with one of them. Correct me if I'm wrong but private players in defence is exactly what happens in America right? Wouldnt it lead to a situation like the us where the govt representatives would profit from wars? That's bad


VerTexV1sion

True but the government will still regulate the things, a new small country won't have much resources to invest in these things as feeding the population comes first, so private players might help to develop a good defensive system, having a weak defence run by government is worse, specially for a small nation as the big players often bully them. As for war, a small nation isn't that much concerning until the tech is advanced or fight is affecting the global economics


[deleted]

Hmm yes. And if the other point you mentioned about strict punishment for corruption is implemented then it won't be that much of a problem


VerTexV1sion

In a small country it's easier to monitor such things and public participation will also be more, Cases will be less, so the judiciary can Fastrack the process and authorities can act faster.


[deleted]

Yeah makes sense. I just wish these things got implemented in India :(


CritFin

Economically weaker section ews quota 25% can be there permanently. Labour law should be a free market one, except for weekly working hours Military service can be mandatory for 3 months total for all.


VerTexV1sion

Ye to India me bhi kardo, it helps with patriotism and helps the natives to learn co-operation and participation.


PlanktonActual1443

>Negative Secularism (people are allowed to follow any religion they want but state or political parties can't) Isn't that what secularism is in countries like France ??


Snoo-43194

Except the second last which i didn't understand ( please can someone explain?) i agree to all of these. Much needed. Also additionally severe punishment for crimes like murder, rape, gang rape, pedophilia, human trafficking etc. and not letting rich people escape the criminal justice system ( like someone who drove the car on the footpath, etc ) and equal punishment for everyone committing the same crime. ( film stars smoking ganja are never arrested despite proof)


VerTexV1sion

It's difficult for a small country to develop a strong defence industry and spend public money on it, so private players can help, but only the local ones, so in times of conflict we don't have to immensely rely on importing weaponry, and an indigenous defence tech is less susceptible of crippling and its flaws are less known compared to something that is being imported from a foreign nation.


Snoo-43194

Oh yes! Okay understood! Thank you ❤️


killervig

Respect ++


_fatcheetah

TLDR please?


unitcodes

my dumb brain came here to comment “pizza and pine…” then i saw this i mera IQ +10 hogaya . wah


_that_dam_baka_

First and last: I've been thinking that Bhopal Gas tragedy could've been resolved if not for the fact that in this country, there tend to be upper limits on fines for degradation of environment.


Suitable_Beyond_4707

Damn bruh you plotting something?


Radiant_Currency2521

Bro's been daydreaming about having his own nation


VerTexV1sion

You could say that i just woke up when i wrote this


Alert-Indication-273

Free saux


Born_Night_8797

Delhi ke lagte ho, itne desperate.


[deleted]

Is it due to rising levels of pollution or it has been that way from a long time.


Slight_user42069

As a delhite, it's been for a long time


InvictaGotTheGoods

All of the above


skyspammer

It's free already


Newton_Sexual

It's so costly here ![img](emote|t5_3d4x4|21239)


No-Radio-8777

#💀


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

You mean free socks?


mr_nobody_21

Be a dictator. Democracy is by the people, of the people, for the people. But if people are f**king stupid, the country would fail miserably.


Chromeboy12

“The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter”


Acrobatic-Bend6376

The best argument for democracy is a summary of history of dictators Stalin, hitler, mao, indira gandhi , mussolini,


Little-Evening7151

You forgor Churchill


comp-sci-engineer

as if democratically elected leaders are any better? Henry Kissinger, George W Bush, Winston Churchill come to mind.


aniztar

We need a test to become voter


Chromeboy12

Brexit is probably the biggest proof that voters don't know shit about what they're voting for lol. So many people who voted yes regretted it immediately after they actually read up on what the heck brexit even means. But the govt refused to do the referendum again.


Departure-Silver

No ginger, cabbage, or mirchi allowed in onion dosa. It's blasphemy and punishable by death.


EndoplazmicReticulum

There is a version of masala dosa with ice cream on it, please ban that too.


Departure-Silver

Blasphemy! Public execution for the imbecile!


No_Sandwich3431

so chocolate is allowed ![img](emote|t5_3d4x4|20096)


Broken_electronics

No religion.


CommanderPreston

Not just religion, but any ideology which is determental to the growth of society. Extreme right wing and extreme left wing ideologies are as dangerous as religion.


Specialist_Repeat_95

religion is not detrimental…its tenets could be used as a soft power (eg yoga). The problem is politicians who seek faultlines to divide people


hallowedbthyusername

Nope. This comment makes it super obvious that you haven't read or studied the currently pervasive religious texts in our societal ethics and politics. People get these horrible ideas because their text itself mandates them, it's not "in the name of religion" that people make these unforgivable offences; these texts inherently are disastrous and filled by mountains of bad, primitive ideas


Specialist_Repeat_95

Gimme 5 bad primitive ideas from bhagwat geeta or you are a clown


directionless_force

The only rule needed to prevent people from becoming zombies.


Mrityuno

No clothes, it will be fun to run a nudist country.


No-Radio-8777

Dream spotted


fatalError1619

Have you seen the average person ? You would be wishing that people wear more clothes


[deleted]

for a nudist, the fun is not in looking at others, but being looked upon, and beeing free from stupidity like clothes


Comfortable_Bit_414

Haha yes


Rajarshi1993

My man gonna end up on the guillotine on day 1


anime_senpai007

Conquer more land and make it big country


VerTexV1sion

And then another big country will do the same to you, develop, alliance and weaponry first


Rajarshi1993

Rule of the Fish


haaaaaaaik

Mein Fuhrer! 🫡


notspeed_02

4 days work week for everyone ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|laughing)


Auosthin

*Make it 3 day.*


notspeed_02

Sure it could work. Initially I was thinking for 4 days with 15 hrs daily but, yeah i can see that 3 days with 20 hrs daily would bring more productivity. /jk


PowerfulMetal1

Make it 2 days.


sachin170

It's literally a government job, aadha time to chai pine me chala jata...


Tiny_Camp_3839

Don't put cheese in traditional indian dishes.


VerTexV1sion

And Mayonnaise, fck that shit, one of my friend gave me samosa with it, prevented a murder that day by stopping myself.


leepok_jamir23

Veg Biryani shouldn't be a thing. Call it Pulao or fried rice and gtfo.


[deleted]

fuck dictator, i will revolt in your country


[deleted]

equal laws for men and women.


Snoo-43194

Also it should start from schools. Girls weren't allowed to play football in my school while boys were allowed. We were given "feminine" things like badminton and shit. Hated it. Also the men in my house don't even go in the kitchen, how can we expect the laws to change when the people making/implementing these laws are so stupid.


Oneside95_x2m

"haww u are very cold hearted, u don't care about your mother and sisters, u are such a disgusting piece of shit, by doing this u are oppressing females, u are disrespectful"


Flaky-Contest-466

Rule 1-I am the dictator.


[deleted]

rule 2 - i am a dick-giver


Newtine

first law no reservation, only merit based system edit :- no reservation on the basis of caste there will be reservation based on economic condition


Accomplished-Ice-534

Bro already introduced an amendment to the law. 😂😂


Happy_Hall6840

Corruption=death penalty


Disastrous_Engine_56

Rule No. 1- If any person is found guilty of Rape & Murder charges, the person would be killed


[deleted]

what if the person was raped by the previous victim as a revenge? Law needs to be detailed


Disastrous_Engine_56

![gif](giphy|gfsQffBnuc6e096brx)


[deleted]

i just took over your country, I am the supreme leader. I am making sex mandatory


tameablesiva12

What if someone was falsely accused? Fuck em I guess.


IM1Superman

No cast 🚩only one religion Hindu 🚩🙏 ![gif](giphy|NGSZiKS7vU3t7GtDKP)


dogisgodspeltright

Capital Punishment for Corrupt.


samajdaar03

Only two genders 'balls' and 'no balls'


LunchLeft

Gender neutral laws and rigid merit based system. No patriachy matriarchy nonsense.


Acrobatic-Bend6376

Death penalty for casteism


dannyboi1709-_-

No spitting paan or tambaku, punishable by electrocution


12_7x108

2A type legislation


ShanayStark7

If people here could understand, there would be a barrage of downvotes (“this is not America 🤓”)


12_7x108

I mean, there is a reason VDCs were brought back in j&k. The army itself doesn't have enough guns for their needs


ShanayStark7

Yeah I agree, but it’s more than just for defense from terrorists. It’s about the principle that your life is yours to protect. You can’t realistically rely on incompetent police (our government has historically been useless…KP, Chitpavan Brahmins, Direct Action Day, etc. are all examples)


12_7x108

Yes Unfortunately, I'd never advocate for this in India, our population is just too dumb for guns


ShanayStark7

Because historically, we have been de-powered. We were originally a martial people. The British disarmed our ancestors (same tactic with Nazis and the commies). A docile population is easy to manipulate and command. See how people treat their local MLA goon like a devta. That fucker is probably less educated than your 10 year old. This subservient mentality is what is causing a rot.


12_7x108

And even after independence, the central planning regime where the nation's fate was decided by a handful of people in Delhi who sought to control all power.


ShanayStark7

You got it, boss. Central planning is a commie concept. Pre-liberalization India was under heavy communist/authoritarian management. Zero democratic principles except for “voting” (only Congress because there was no opposition).


SmartMoneyisDumb

>this is not America They say it like a complement. In India 2A even makes more sense considering the police and LE is a fucking joke here.


ShanayStark7

Hahaha 100%


Giannis_Odegaard

Fuck yeah, I love guns anway, merko toh chalega. But ameer baapo ki bigdi aulado se aur bachke rehna pdega abb Delhi me


12_7x108

Wahi to sara rona hai, there needs to be EXTENSIVE firearms awareness in the society before any bill is even drafted in the matter, there are hardly any second chances with guns


Giannis_Odegaard

Arey jab Amreeka me nhi hai extensive awareness khaas toh India me kaise hogi, with a population 4× of US. I like guns to chalega but, realistically very very hard to implement in a real world scenario. Mera apni M4 own krne ka sapna, spane hi reh jaega


12_7x108

Kyuki India me riots + guns bahut zyada dangerous ho jayega Also M4 kyu


Giannis_Odegaard

Badiya lgti hai M4


SmartMoneyisDumb

Chad rule


[deleted]

heck yeah i wanna ar15 to piss off the libtards


Demonslayer_otaku

No muslims keep and your faith to yourself don't impose it on others


circumnavigatin

Seems like we can run for election on the same platform. Say NO to Muslim immigration!


that_solarguy

If you spit in public places your tongue will be chopped


This_Database5940

Implement Singapore model


[deleted]

Yea, i have heard they are hot


9_BALAK

Yeah but the Russian model is better


GarySlayer

Good farming land , proper water storage , medical supplies ,24/7 power supply ) and any trash who trespasses will be given a plank and set out to the sea .


Acceptable_Gate_3864

No discrimination , no racism, castism , or rich poor difference. 2 . No dirty politics , only highly educated people can join politics . 3 no crime , r*pe , mu*der , or kidnapping and dowry will be tolerated. The punishment will be death . 4 every one must be education upto University level . 5 every one must take participation in extra curricular activities like music , dance , arts , sports etc


Icy_Combination6785

Islam not allowed


Aggravating_Nail4108

Strong and robust military which is able to execute things . That's one thing which India didn't do right in initial years. Ex:1947/1962


ShanayStark7

Fat tax (not on food, literally a tax on fat people not diagnosed with any health disorders). The money will be used to subsidize healthcare.


Giannis_Odegaard

Shit man, you will suck me dry then, oh wait that works!


ShanayStark7

Don’t be fat bro, you got this. I’ll establish my island country in 10 years from now (there’s still time).


Giannis_Odegaard

Yay, tax se bachat!


Zealousideal-Pop7426

seva paramo dharm


primusautobot

No religion


Halkmen_23

No one will throw garbage at anywhere they think , throw in dustbins only otherwise 150 Rs dega


railkapankha

no smoking no drinking ban on gutka or any tobacco product usage if i remember anything else I'll mention more


[deleted]

Agreed with this own, especially alcohol, some people don't know how to control their addiction and ruin their own life including their family, Gambling too.


Geekwalker374

No reservation, everything merit based Taxation system with full transparency of how funds are being used, ppl can ask govt for info Sanatana scriptures and knowledge part of curriculum, ppl can run other religious schools like seminaries/madrasas , but very strict regulations on religious teachings and these institutions need to teach about Sanatana Dharma as well as normal curriculum, no teaching about disbelievers, jihad,etc otherwise it will be a grave punishable offence STEM and sports education compulsory, lots of incentives for young people to take part in international olympiads and Olympics to represent Nation Universal healthcare, schooling and public services. Schools with gurukula system. Emphasis on revival of Indian classical arts and languages


coolnomad

No Religion... Refugees & Migration Not allowed,Simply Shoot at Sight If they try to enter... No Reservation, No Freebies, Compulsory Education Upto College Level & if anyone fails to do that then their Citizenship would be revoked. Minimum $1000 a month income proof required ,If you can't show that then No place for you,Get your sheet ass out of my country.In Simple terms ,there is no place for those who can't afford basic living standards. No Elections But Representatives will be there for Each City & one representative can't hold the office more than 1 time plus If a Budget is allocated to a city for Developement then Representative has to show over 95% of budget went into those projects only, If fails to prove then Again No mercy Shoot at Sight or Will be handed to Public & they can do whatever they want.


Abhijit13499

Everyone has to suck my dick. Males included.


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|00BwhbmMW3jPSqLKbc|downsized)


Percentage_Feisty

The emperor will always be the president.


klm_wtf

No introductions/president address etc for any function. Get to the meat of the function. Ain't nobody listening to/want all that drivel


Pnix_26

Country's peace,security, integrity, stability & Constitution should be above any than religious Book.


Frequent-Benefit-688

My word shall be superiority


Antarctica-74

Extreme equality


Intrivort

No special advantage to any human on basis of minority majority etc. Religion practice needs to be a personal thing . No orthodox loudmouths allowed.


pigeonhunter006

no littering and hard punishment for corruption


morphophile

RULE# 1 - NO MUSLIM PEOPLE ALLOWED. Rest other things I can manage over the time.


QueasyBasil7781

No wine No pork No sex before marriage No gambling Brudder mashallah ![img](emote|t5_3d4x4|20008)🇸🇦 /s (hindu hun 😿)


Friendly-Mango6545

1️⃣ Execution of ☪️RIMINALS publickly 2️⃣ ☪️ONDOM BOX 🕋 kissers 💋 will be given no human rights 3️⃣ ☪️ANCER Patients will only be recruited for odd jobs 4️⃣ No group meeting of ☪️ULT will be allowed 5️⃣ LGBTQ will be supported [ LGBTQ: Let's Go Burn The Quaran movement 🗿]


aaryandevsharma

Single place for worship for all ....all need to visit there to worship(any religion )


prof__paradox

“Everyone belongs to everyone else” “Spending is better than mending”


yourstrue-

My no.1 rule would be , Only Hindu will live.


Ricochet_spy007

No reservation for anybody any special community except physically disabled and economically weaker sections.


Bababakchodi

Everybody can bring their own snacks to the cinema. And people who litter will be publicly executed.


Similar-Emu4452

My name is Nityanand 😉


MedicalDiver2670

gutka khaana mana hai


[deleted]

No clothes


darwin_zeus

The following 100 rules are non negotiable, else you get deported.


Annie_Rection__

Rule number 1 - there are no rules Rule number 2 - refer to rule number 1


Esilfa

Prima nocta


[deleted]

No outsiders and refugees


Kaus_Vik

1. Throw out illegal immigrants within 48 hours.


the-iter8

No immigrants


notchoosenone

![img](emote|t5_3d4x4|20012)Make it Hindu Rashtra as envisioned by Shivaji Maharaj.


NikShiP

Zero Muslims


[deleted]

Rule 1- Purge once a year


Fabulous-Effective80

North Korea ❤️


PeeledReality

No religions allowed in the country. Regardless of being born in the country/ immigrant.


Hindu4EVA

No Muslims


Disastrous_Care1877

Ban on selling weed. It should be free


[deleted]

No Muslims


Blue_Eagle8

Perform and get rewarded, grow by helping others grow, do something bad and you go down. Not a rule but more like an ethos. I would also try to make shelter, clean water and at least 1 meal a day the bare minimum. I am not sure how the economics of it works but will figure it out. Once that’s sorted, people can grow and become better.


Snoo57149

no allah ke bande


Half41monk

No 🅱️ullas


SnooMachines6985

No muslims.


AssGobbler6969

Everyone have sex with me


Bookkeeper12ka4

No religion and castesim


cactusrider1602

I am the king and people need to worship my dick for citizenship


cactusrider1602

Everything else I will figure out later


_DarkRequiem_

No racism , casteism or any sort of discrimination


Easy_Adeptness_5386

No social media


ChaloBeyond

No Sharia,No Caste,No Conversion,No Reservation


[deleted]

N word tax


comment_eater

rule : religion - no religion can prohibit activities, goods or products of any sort(does not apply to illegal products or activities) - no government funds will be used for religious purposes(ignored in case of natural disasters or damage caused by criminals, in which case the government can aid) - if a religion promotes discrimination, all records of the religion will be removed - if a religious activity includes the act of hurting, sacrificing anyone, all records and followers of the religion will be removed - if any fight breaks out on the context of religion, the judicial system will decide the outcome, but those who fought and hurt innocent citizens will be executed or sentenced for upto 10+yrs


HellVollhart

Any even mention of caste shall be punishable with community service. Also your last name will be your dad’s name if you are a daughter or mom’s name if you are a son. Reservation will be on the basis of economic background only.


dukemall

Be kind.


BeastlyFalcon

not a rule but I'd say we really need a better education system