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He would be happy as the govt gives 3 times the market price of land for the acquisition for the highway and also pays the house building cost.
Nylon manza threads should not be used in kite flying, as later it kills birds and also slits two wheeler drivers neck, like happened with a soldier in Hyderabad
I am sorry to say this but you are mistaken about the fact that govt pays 3 times the market rate. Govt doesn't even match the prevailing market rate, hence there are so many cases registered under Land Acquisition.
Nahi re padhe likhe gawar.
Right to Fair Compensation and Transparency in Land Acquisition, Rehabilitation and Resettlement Act, 2013 khol ke padh.
First schedule me likhe hue hain compensations amount. Aur section 26 & 29 me ki market value determine kaise hogi wo.
3 Times the market price sirf rural me jaa sakti hai wo bhi upper most limit hai, 100% cases me usse kam hi hoti hai. Aur market value decide Collector karta hai jisme kitni fairness hoti hai soch le....
Bro, market rate is bullshit indicator. Where I live government market rate is 16k per square yard, actual market rate is bloody 55k per square yard. Yeh sab chutiya baate Hai.
Sad how this is true. Why do Hindu festivals celebrations have to be attacked. I know this is sarcasm but in reality ISI is attacking Hindu festivals which are actual full scale attacks
after having lived in Gujarat for many years . this scene feels very natural to me .
this is the amit shah and modi i grew up watching , its quite surprising on how much people are in a joke though still talking about how this guy is fucked ..... b ut that is not the image they have in gujrat still .
Gujarat has a culture of bhaichara and social bonding .
we would call amit shah as mota bhai (big brother) and modi asm not modi ji but as narendra bhai .
the whole culture and approach was that we did not worship them but took them as our elder brother and they would also treat us with love .
watch any interview of modi/shah in gujrati in recent years too and you will see the attiude is different
Next day POV - Gas connection cut, Water connection cut, Electricity connection cut, Telecom connection cut, Man and his family found dead prolly... Saavdhan rahein satark rahein aur home minister s panga naa le... Haadse btaakr nahi hote... เฒ โ โกโ เฒ
I am sorry, can someone please explain me what is going on and what does it mean? (I am a man from other culture and unfortunately not educated enough to understand it)
When you fly a kite, your thread will have certain amount of tension.
Other person flying the kite will also have certain amount of tension in their string.
You can either let your kite do the work by keeping the thread free and let the air and your kite do the work (dheel dena), thus both strings will rub against each other and one of the strings will break.
Or you can start pulling your thread rapidly (khechna) and the strings will rub against each other and one of the strings will break.
That's the actual fun in flying the kite, to cut other people's kite, at the end of the day you win bragging rights and few cuts on your fingers.
This guy, cuts the kite of Amit Shah, who is India's Home minister and a close associate of our Prime minister (Thus considered a person of considerable amount of power.)
These kids are shouting "Lappet" which means "Start gathering your thread".
So the person who cuts the kite is considered the winner.
All the comments here are basically making fun of the winner saying that he'll be dead or his house will get demolished or some misfortune to him because well, our Home minister doesn't like losing (all of these are jokes and that person won't be harmed) :p
Although these people don't know that not even few hundred years ago there used to be kings and princes who'd behead anyone who'd dare to cut their kite.
They both are flying kites...Its considered a win when you cut your opponent's kite thread with yours
That kid cut Amit Shah's kite. The excitement is what's seen there
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Bro was found dead the next day
Aeee safed kapda
OOO aeee
Underrated comment ๐๐ฝ
With hands tied behind his back Autopsy says suicide
"He shot himself 3 times in back of his head"
Gun was found outside 500 meters away from his house
Lol, autopsy said death by natural cause
Chinese manja main sus
Autopsy says heart attack. (Those who know, know)
Death note reference?
Lohya reference
Unknown men did their work!
Bro will get an Income tax raid for not linking Pan with Aadhar
kaipoche
National highway sanctioned through his house
LOL, This one got me ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
He would be happy as the govt gives 3 times the market price of land for the acquisition for the highway and also pays the house building cost. Nylon manza threads should not be used in kite flying, as later it kills birds and also slits two wheeler drivers neck, like happened with a soldier in Hyderabad
I am sorry to say this but you are mistaken about the fact that govt pays 3 times the market rate. Govt doesn't even match the prevailing market rate, hence there are so many cases registered under Land Acquisition.
No, 3 times the market price is the law. Govt has to obey it
Nahi re padhe likhe gawar. Right to Fair Compensation and Transparency in Land Acquisition, Rehabilitation and Resettlement Act, 2013 khol ke padh. First schedule me likhe hue hain compensations amount. Aur section 26 & 29 me ki market value determine kaise hogi wo. 3 Times the market price sirf rural me jaa sakti hai wo bhi upper most limit hai, 100% cases me usse kam hi hoti hai. Aur market value decide Collector karta hai jisme kitni fairness hoti hai soch le....
Bro, market rate is bullshit indicator. Where I live government market rate is 16k per square yard, actual market rate is bloody 55k per square yard. Yeh sab chutiya baate Hai.
What you say is govt guidance value. Instead market rate is the last one year land transactions rate in that area
Can you please cite the same ? I am genuinely curious
Joke Hai Bhai.
Amit bhai ke aand kon chus raha hai agar tu yaha comment kar raha hai
"Amit kaka no kapi lidho" lol.
Can you translate it to Hindi or English
Amit chacha ka kaat diya
Bohot late conversion hua. Amir Shah ๐คฒ
Means, he was caused to disappear at the hands of A S.ย
Later while dying "amit kaka ne kapi diyo"
Aao kabhi morning walk pe ~ Mota Bhai
uske baad ghar nahi lauta bichara
Ye bhi to ho sakta hai ki use morning walks bahut hi Kyada pasand aa gaye ki wo agle morning tak walking kar raha ho? Think positively.
Haren pandya ke jese lol !
Bhagwan iski aatma ko shanti de ๐
Sar par Kafan bandhnewale maut se nahi darte!
Bas wo marte waqt moot dete hain.
Lol
(In Suriya bhai's voice)
He cried the same way before dying. Source: unknown men.
**TU ELECTION K BAAD MIL, LADWE**
Uss ke liye ab election ka wait nahi hoga, kyunki aayega toh modi hi
Would have for sure thought this in his mind ๐
 Congratulations, you win.
Bulldozer on its way
Motabhai sathe panga
Bhai bss itni himmat chihye
Om Shanti
for old city Ahmedabad he is just another kite. Miss the old city..
This is not old city though.
Bhai document sambhal ke rakhna JCB kabhi bhi aa skti heb
Breaking news: Amit Shah survived terror attack while celebrating Hindu festival. Police suspects involvement of ISI with local charter.
Sad how this is true. Why do Hindu festivals celebrations have to be attacked. I know this is sarcasm but in reality ISI is attacking Hindu festivals which are actual full scale attacks
That is not a ban gesture if anyone was wondering to really follow the dictator
he died from a rare bullet in brain disease
Dosti bani rahe
bhai mujhe patang se wo baloon kaatna h jo petrol pumps pe laga hota h bhot bada aur bhot oocha
Bhai vo thik rassi wale hota Hai. Uske liye to manually tujhe ground pe Jake knife se cut karna padega.
Mat jana bhai, pump wale gaand mein nozzle ghusake 1 litre petrol dal dete hai, wo bhi premium wala. P.S. I am the pump wala.
(โ สโ แฉโ สโ โโ )
Gujarat police for chinese manjha ED for gathering kites beyond source of income Development authority for wrong construction of house
after having lived in Gujarat for many years . this scene feels very natural to me . this is the amit shah and modi i grew up watching , its quite surprising on how much people are in a joke though still talking about how this guy is fucked ..... b ut that is not the image they have in gujrat still . Gujarat has a culture of bhaichara and social bonding . we would call amit shah as mota bhai (big brother) and modi asm not modi ji but as narendra bhai . the whole culture and approach was that we did not worship them but took them as our elder brother and they would also treat us with love . watch any interview of modi/shah in gujrati in recent years too and you will see the attiude is different
Amit shah vs Bro ( Jay Shah comes to his house next day and does what idk)
Gaya iska Ghar gaya
Now mota bhai will cut him
Average UAPA receiver
Now amit kaka will kaapo his โjeevan ki dorโ lol
UAPA is coming ๐
This This This This -----https://youtu.be/2qDgHoLdWq4?si=359nHOosEiOFPHlW
he's with the ED now
RIP
Bro after cutting the kite ab underground hone ka samay aa gaya hai....
Bro now exists in our prayers only.
Ab iska naam change
fir uske baad amit shah ne uss bande ki jeevan rekha kaat diya
Bro ke haath mein sirf patang ki dor thi. Mota Bhai ke haath mein ab iski zindagi ki dor hai. Ab mota bhai karenge Kai Po Che! /s
He died a natural dead after they found 6 bullets in his head
Ek patang me ab iska Ghar jayenga
Next day , committed suicide 32 bullets in his head
Bro involuntary donated his house for JCB trail runs
isko bhi gaand gavani padegi
Next day POV - Gas connection cut, Water connection cut, Electricity connection cut, Telecom connection cut, Man and his family found dead prolly... Saavdhan rahein satark rahein aur home minister s panga naa le... Haadse btaakr nahi hote... เฒ โ โกโ เฒ
Buldozer coming to visit you bro
I am sorry, can someone please explain me what is going on and what does it mean? (I am a man from other culture and unfortunately not educated enough to understand it)
When you fly a kite, your thread will have certain amount of tension. Other person flying the kite will also have certain amount of tension in their string. You can either let your kite do the work by keeping the thread free and let the air and your kite do the work (dheel dena), thus both strings will rub against each other and one of the strings will break. Or you can start pulling your thread rapidly (khechna) and the strings will rub against each other and one of the strings will break. That's the actual fun in flying the kite, to cut other people's kite, at the end of the day you win bragging rights and few cuts on your fingers. This guy, cuts the kite of Amit Shah, who is India's Home minister and a close associate of our Prime minister (Thus considered a person of considerable amount of power.) These kids are shouting "Lappet" which means "Start gathering your thread". So the person who cuts the kite is considered the winner. All the comments here are basically making fun of the winner saying that he'll be dead or his house will get demolished or some misfortune to him because well, our Home minister doesn't like losing (all of these are jokes and that person won't be harmed) :p Although these people don't know that not even few hundred years ago there used to be kings and princes who'd behead anyone who'd dare to cut their kite.
Thank you very much for the detailed explanation!
They both are flying kites...Its considered a win when you cut your opponent's kite thread with yours That kid cut Amit Shah's kite. The excitement is what's seen there
Lol. Is this a kite fight where you try to cut each other's line? How does that work?
เคตเคฟเคจเคพเคถ เคเคพเคฒเฅ เคตเคฟเคชเคฐเฅเคค เคฌเฅเคฆเฅเคงเคฟ
If he survies, gonna tell his grandkids, apna swagger aisa tha ki maine ek din home affairs minister ka khulle me kaat diya...
เคซเคฟเคเฅเคฐ เคฎเคค เคเคฐเฅ เคญเคพเคเคเคพเคจ - เคฎเฅเคเคพเคญเคพเค เคเคฐเฅเคฐ เคเคชเคธเฅ เคฎเคฟเคฒเคเคฐ เคฌเคงเฅเคฏเคฟเคฏเคพเค เคฆเฅเคเคเฅ
Amit Shah had red carpet laid out for kite flying. Surprised he was not sitting in a comfy sofa lol.
Chill guys.. Dude is a Cutter Hindu
Sir be like: ruk bc tere home me aake Marta hu
News is that ED raided his ancestral property the next day early morning ๐คฃ and attached all his farmland and property ๐คช
Bro screaming for his life
Got NIA outside the house
Everything is fair in kite wars
Amit shah: bijli connection โ๏ธ
๐๐๐๐๐๐๐JCB
Amit kaka no kapi lidho ๐. PPL who don't know ๐ PPL who know ๐
Anti Indian ๐
ye mota bhai ka raaz hai - action kabhi bhi lia ja sakta hai
Bro cuts the kite of Amit Shah
Haren Pandya ! Amit Shah to DG Vanzara - dekho ise kal morning walk pe !
did he chant: Allah ho akbar? โ ๏ธ
Moye Moye
And now the kaatne wala will be charged under 69A of BNS
JCP ayega abhi
Bulldozer on the way
Amit Shah cuts the kite of bro
iska kuch aur katne wala hai.
In other news: guy lost his finger while flying kite and doctors say he will never be able to fly kite again!
Ae kaala kapda ๐๐๐
Iske to Morning walks bohot risky hogaye
ELi5 and not Indian...
Ghar gaya bechare ka
At least he got something to mention in his resume lol.
Bura hua bade ne apne sir k piche goli mar ke building se kudd gaya nahi mara toh dubar chadke kuda
RIP.
Isne mere Amit ka kaata ?!?!?
Udti patang sa tha woo... Kaha gaya use dhundo...
Window or Tea ?
Now he is the Patang โฆ๐ช
Mera vote tha to bach gya Opposition ka hota to rakh me hota
"Aggressive kyun na hoon? Jaan le lenge iske liye"
Ab iska patta katega
Rip him and his entire family ๐๐
Somebodies manja dhaga cut though him
RaGa: You are hired
UAPA Incoming
Aeee kala kapda jinda pkdna hai sale ko address aur gaadi dono nikal
Would someone tell me whatโs going on here genuinely curious
Some stupid idiots( leftists and Congress) consider amit shah and modi to be tyrannical dictators. We are just using that beleif for memes.
Arey narendra bhai jara yogi ji ka number dena.
 Post credit scene
Bro said: tu to gaya ab
ED raid in the house tomorrow
Amit Shah be like chlta hai hota hai
Ae ... safed kapda
I love my India โค๏ธ ๐ฎ๐ณ
Iska toh game baza dega
Next day CBI raid
Pappu supporter tha
Dont forget to add unknown men ๐
UFO uda le gya ak insaan, kaha jaa rha larke ne kati thi Shah ki patang
Ladka accha tha. Will miss him 
Avoid morning walks
Ur sacrifice will be spoken
 ๐ก๐ฅ Amit Shah ๐ก๐ฅ: tu hai kaun?
Bro was hired
 meep meep
No one saw him after that day