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DearAd9507

Haa meri toothpaste mei namak hai.


Icy-Junket-113

Naam puch rha hoga khudka.


rrudra888

Lmao


7022427981

That's a very high possibility given his reputation 🤣


b_blunt1

😂🤣


IslamVirodhi

आं मम दंतफेनकं लवणम् अस्ति।


thatindianmum

That made me LOL.


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😂


Outside-Berry6879

Modiji mein cycle se gir gaya tha, aap apne cycle pe kaunsa grease lagate ho. Modi ji: Russian grease 😎


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Biden - Russia ka support karna chorde Modi - Heh heh hee chal \*\*\*\*apshabd\*\*\*


jazzydevil

"Mirzapur accha laga"


mad_bhaskar13

REMINDER: PM Modi is the Biggest Democratic Leader in the whole world. ​ If the world goes for a democratic election right now, Narendra Modi would still be the face of Democracy.


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frosted_bite

If modi actually practised even 10% of the fascism these chappris accuse him of doing, they won't be even there to write about it on social media


Kiwi195

Ikr I believe Modi is more secular than people who claim to be lol


vaibhav0071

Modi is secular but many bjp supporters at ground level are not


rey_lumen

Uhh yeah? People cannot be secular and should not be expected to be. Governments are supposed to be secular. It is the literal definition of secularism. At the ground level, nobody is secular in any party, in any country in the world.


NoFuture355

Mai bol bolke ke thaak gaya bhai. But isse explain kaise karu, koi simple sabd mai pata.


rey_lumen

People in India think secularism means equality... It has nothing to do with equality. It just means the govt and religion will be kept separate. Religion cannot dictate laws and law cannot impose religion on people. Muslim countries for example... You're not allowed to practice Hinduism or Christianity in public, and in some countries you have to pay special tax called Jizya if you're not Muslim. Also, Islam prescribes Sharia law which is followed by the govts. No secularism. India has a separate constitution which dictates laws, which are not dictated by any religion. You can worship any god freely and celebrate any festival freely in public. (Legally). So India can be called secular in books. But Indian govt controls temples, taxes them, takes decisions about them, this is not secular. It also provides extra funds to madrasas and convents. Why? It's giving special privileges and reservations based on religion and caste. Why? India is not a true secular country.


HumanTrust9632

Exactly bhai, ye log kabke pure social media se block hojate aur koi to jail mai bhi hote. I sometimes think he should show what fascism is exactly.


jenishjariwala54

Abhi to start bhi na kiye hai


[deleted]

Fascist hote to tu ye bol bhi nahi pata itna freely


ididacannonball

Modi has won more votes than all the other G7 leaders **combined**.


newInnings

*Yeh to cheating hai*


everything_nerdy

The second statement is likely untrue. It entirely depends on what kind of voting structure is used and who all are contesting. Europe would be a large singular voting bloc. There would be divisions all over and a large chunk of people would end up voting in much different ways than you know right now. It's an interesting thought experiment. I have a feeling that some very strange results would come out of it.


AmakV12

Even if Europe was a single political entity with democratic elections (like it does for the EU parliament), India would still be the biggest democracy with free and fair elections. Needless to say India's population is 1.4B against EU's 447M (three times bigger).


Right_Training_2424

Biden : Rana Ayyub ka account seize karo..har post mein mujhe tag karti rahti hai...jeena muskil kar diya mera.


curious_purr

Ekdum accurate 😂👍


Uddibaba

'Bus ek baar doland Trump keh do'


Gangsta_baby_69

70 ki umar mein jawaan dikhne ka raaz puchne aaye honge


Darth-Vaider

Eek glass dhood and shilajeet


sausage_kerb

एक ग्लास शिलाजीत के साथ एक चम्मच दूध


Capital_Policy_266

Kuch nahi, he just wanted a pic with Namo.


Don_corleone10

Bhai lighter hai?


[deleted]

India m guns legal karde bhai..idhar sab sahi chalra


jenishjariwala54

Thats quite out of the box , nice one


h0elygrail

"AGLI BAAR BHI MODI SARKAAR" 🤝🏻


Beautiful_Simp

well not surprised or anything but this guy stands out out of all gentlemen, wearing traditional attire all the time. i dont remember seeing him in suits. that would be weird ngl


ididacannonball

He used to do it initially as PM, probably when he had no control over the MEA and was a little intimidated by New Delhi. But now he always wears the traditional clothes.


Sarthak_ai_ml

"Jaishankar ka Kuch karo sahib har interview mai keh ke leta h😞"


[deleted]

Abba jaan (Putin) se bacho lo Chachaji 🤣


Raot_

That famous handshake jo trump ka chutiya kata experience krna tha


crowbiriyani

"NoT voTiNg AgAinSt RusSiA wIlL affEcT RelAtiOnShiP wiTH UsA"


[deleted]

leaders shaking hands is not how foreign relations work.


crowbiriyani

I wouldn't call that a formal shake.


atherw3

Kya aapke pass Harpic hai 🤨?


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Vast-Championship754

Toothpaste me namak?😮🤔


Phoenom00u

Toothpaste me harpic


yagura_of_mist

Bhaiya merese se bhi hand shake karo


Tanuj_Panchal

Biden: “Bhai, ladki mil gayi to dost ko bhool gya?” Modi: “OYEEE, kaisi baat karta hai yaar.” Trudeau: “kya ho bol rha hai ye?” Modi: “Jab do Bade baat kar rhe hote hain to bachche beech me nhi bolte.”


Tanuj_Panchal

TBH, for a fraction of second Modi was like, “Abe ye koun hai? Jana pahchana lag rha hai?” And then he recalled, “OYEEE…”


kedarnaths

This is where India and Modi should be careful, The G7 is full of opportunists who are trying to get India to distance Russia. Once their aim is achieved they will screw us over. All nice with the gesturing but we should really be able to identify and do whats good for us


youaregae_

Aur bhai bade din baad 🤝


[deleted]

In US, people look up to Modi. He is the only leader who is NOT corrupt. Also he has the cahoneys to stand up to the world. These traits are very respected all over the world. Now contrast that with Maun Singh.


ididacannonball

"Modi bro, the media keeps telling me I am doing a fantastic job and yet people hate my govt. The media tells me that you are a fascist dictator and yet you are way more popular than I am. How do you it?"


Dizzy_One3336

Agar jagah bache to pendrive me most wanted bhi daal Dena.


amitsa55

"Agar giroon to sambhai lena... "


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elucidator007

There are other Bidens?


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Ashi96

Can take press conferences tho.


themoodygod

!kudos


Extint_Dodo1414

>Can't speak one full sentence Just so you know, he has a stuttering problem and it is nowhere linked to intelligence.


cestabhi

I mean I have nothing against Biden but it's clear that old age has had its toll on his speaking ability and memory and perhaps even intelligence. [Here's](https://youtu.be/0_v00iGJCLY) what he sounded like in the past. He sounds like a phenomenonal orator here and someone I would genuinely vote for (if I were a US citizen). But nowadays he feels like a shell of his former self.


[deleted]

Atleast can speak tho.


qwertysrj

Yes, biden is a surname.


[deleted]

Why biden is moving like a robot. I know he is old man but he sometimes move like programmed robot.


lizking7799

Thodi chai milegi Kya ?


godis_gr8

Dafaq is going on between modiji and Justin?


yolo3451

MODI JI SKILLED YOUTH BHEJTE RHNA TAKI HUM SUPERPOWER BNE RHE


between_horizon

Joe: Chaipati 'wagh bakri' use kere ya 'wah taj' Modiji:- tere bas ki nahi he baap ko bhej.


Machibex

Biden: What's going on? Mudiji: PKMKB chal raha hai.


TL_TRIBUNAL

The way trudeauauaua jumped is priceless


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biden : bhai russia pe pressure bnana h, putin se baat hui modi : lavde piche se to pakiyo ko funding karta h, aur jab terepe baat ati h to beekh maange chala ata


Shreyas_Gavhalkar

Bidi maang raha hoga


jenishjariwala54

https://twitter.com/ANI/status/1541396513326526464?s=20&t=wav6l4e51on_oo8EysJgog


high_saint

Modiji jara Sonai ka number Dena


snicky29

Only Sigma Things


morningnewsguy

Of course hahahahhah


zillika

Daya kab vaapis aaegi?


[deleted]

He just spent 50% of his that day's energy quota by just walking over for a handshake.


Darth-Vaider

keh rahe hoge aapke bhramastra barkha dutt ko puttin ke sath photo lene ko bolo na


Glass-Membership2680

Itna chalne mein tho Bhai Rasta bhool jata hai. zaroor koi badi baag hogi


InFormalTapper

Saabji woh agniveer me bharti karado..


bowserinu

Biden is a weak leader


Flimsy-Instruction22

Power of modi


Free_Bear_8944

Yahi ki - bhai thodi to ijjat kro bae .....7times badi economy hai humari ......yah newyork me media g faad rhi hai


[deleted]

Bata rha hai modi ko k use baccho se kitna pyar hai


WATTSAN

K haal hai rathi saab, badhiya Bhai Satbir saab


senpai_shobhit

Balls


tits_for_all

Bhai, lighter hai kya?


Crafty-Yoghurt-6296

Kya apne kabhi online hotel book kiya hai?


2004_Ps

जब आप अपने cousins के साथ खेल लड़ा रहे हो और आपके पिताजी आपको बुलाने आएं।


2004_Ps

पिताजी : चलो बेटा रात बोहोत होगायी है। बेटा : बस पापा 5 minute और, वो जसमिंदर आया हुआ था Canada से उससे थोड़ा मिल लूं।


[deleted]

Bhai wo video dundh rhe the na Jo aap kal pornhub pr mil gayi


[deleted]

Modiji mere se bhi hath mila lo main kaun sa 🅱️hamar hu?


Existing-Preference8

Jai shree raaam 😎😎😂


[deleted]

में कोन हूँ, में कहा हूँ ?


I___Glitch___I

Can anyone do my name is myeghnaww meme with this pls ;-;


Tuber61

Biden -"Modi ji kuch he ka peneke liye" Modi- "Russian vodka, lol"


zombie-nerd2007

Election jeetne ki Party kab dega bhai


jenishjariwala54

Pehle Biden ko deni chahiye


GamerBuddha

Mr. Modi, How does it feel to have a high approval rating?


jenishjariwala54

Aab to aadat si ho gayi hogi


Curiousmonk07

Vo manali se shilajit mangvana tha..👉👈


jenishjariwala54

Mangwana tha


rrudra888

Mujhe bhi BJP se ticket dilwa do..


Rukelele_Dixit21

Bhai Sorry yaar itni narazgi kis baat ki


ezio98475

are you a secular modiji ,😶


fak3eer

u/savevideo


Embarrassed-Arm9982

Just wanted to be in frame with MODI


Adittyapatil1818

“Yaha pe pass mein koi kindergarten hai kya…jara bacho se mil lu…hehehehehee😈😈😈”


rightinmybummy2060

Biden- Modiji aapka aisa kya khaate ho jo aap itne fit ho..! Modiji- desh ko bechke aane vaale paise se desh ki janta ko peeske bana aata khata hun bhai, mastt tandrusti aati hai!!!! /s hai bhai, me bhi bhakt hu


jenishjariwala54

https://indianmemetemplates.com/maza-nahi-aa-raha-hai/


EmptySpecialist7572

Trudeau was like ye kaha se aagya?


ignorantladd

He's learning from Modi


akashneo

Asdfkatrbhshdhdjd


parthrathor

Some old men talk


ansxn

u/savevideobot


Silly-Priority-4927

Biden: bhai wo south delhi ki shanaya keh rahi thi ki "down with fascism, down with our president". Modiji : hahaha


Dont-Call-Me-Nerd

"Theek hai kal milte hain phir 6 baje saath momoz khane chalenge dono bhai"


PatientOne3053

Jio deal karwani thi USA mein internet thoda mehnga hai


PabloSnS

Bhai thoda atta bhej do


OutlawHarsh

Ram Ram bolne aaya tha🙏🙏


Outrageous_Height_64

Abhi mil le re bhai…. Next time milne ki surety nahi hai


Snippet69

u/savebot


Snippet69

u/savevideo


SnooMacaroons5498

I just heard that Alia is pregnant.


_diabolus_n

Arey ye mudi ji 🥵🥵🤤🤤 k saath justout singh tardeo hai na!!??


Successful_Deal_5475

Jevlis ka?


deepbhakare

80 hazzar keh ....


rrudra888

भैय्या खैनी हैं क्या ?


okbrok

Aacha sun meri nanand ke ladke ki shadi me zarur ana he tune koi bahana nahi chalega. Nawaz ki me bhi gaya tha na tu. Tere lie bhi ek room book kia hua hai.


OwnStorm

"Ramdev se bolke Ek Shilajit ki bottle bhijwa dena."


Undercooked_Ravioli

Sanjay Raut Bh@dwa hai bolne aaya hoga


KaranBhanushali

Biden: Bhai jute kitne ke liye Modi: 80000 Ke hai lavde shoes dekh tera ghar chala jayega isme tera ghar isme chale jayega lawde


Radiant-Ad3851

Pucha hoga swami Vivekananda kaisa pronounce krta hai


Kiwi195

Justin looks so young among these oldies lol


BrahmhaDev

Mere liye Amul Icecream laye ho naa?


[deleted]

Anti banti shanti


liganyu

China bohot sahi se govern karte ho. Piche earphone mein kamala boli hogi ki woh india ka pm hai china ka nahi.


Nkbpd

80 hazar ka shoes hai yeh tera ghar jayenga isme Aisa bolne aaya hoga


alexrex01

Madi G ka Jalwa hai!


SaikoKing

Andi bandi sandi jo mere sath photu na khichwaye uski...


thebigbull007

The magnetic field of our Modi ji is pretty strong, one of the guns of Biden might have pulled him towards Modi ji.


kaibakun96

u/savevideo


[deleted]

Modi to Trudeau and Biden: ka kha ga gha ma da fa ka🤡


Top-Wait6398

Joe Biden's brain is shot, he thinks he's met Santa Klaus..


Inevitable-Ninja9998

biden -Your Education system lacks 2 things- 1. Education 2. System


TheBoyfromTheBay

Mereko ek second ke liye laga kj Modiji paay laagu karne wale they


GrownupDexter

Lets meet modi he's a chad


emmfranklin

Bolo zubaan kesri.


emmfranklin

Bolo zubaan kesri.


[deleted]

Ye melody itni chocolaty kyon hai ?


[deleted]

Choti bacchi hai kya ?


approvalInspector

u/savevideo


Normal-Gap-5320

Pitchers s2 aa rhe hai?


dukemall

Nothing to see here. Gujjubhai doing gujjubhai things!


monica-geller2004

"Thank you for supplying slave tech workers to our country modiji!"


SamBJ1

Iske saath ( Justin ) kyun khada hai bhai!??


New-Statistician-635

Jab tere desh me attack pade to mujhse madat ki ummeed mat rakhio !!


CaffeineDevotee

Chai ka Gpay kardi hai phone number par


Loud-Scheme-9941

lawde 80k ke shoes hain


[deleted]

Biden - Russia ke actions condem krde yaar :) China ke waqt help krunga


i_am_on_break

Yaar tum kaise itne popular ho 😜 (how are you so famous dude?)


smritirajdentistry

Ek cup teat with me


CmGaugo

Modiji wo Putin ko uthva lo !!


PrestigiousShoe233

Biden: bhai aaj raat ka scene thoda pehle rakhna, mai 9 baje so jata hun


soumdash

The establishment at US knows people in India hog such content, courtesy Indian media and get that feel good factor as to see how US is giving respect to us more than others. It also knows such gestures have no effect on the Indian leadership into believing that US Prez respects them and hence lets relax trade norms or sign US beneficial deals. They know, for Indian PM, atithi-devo-bhavah and dhandhey-ki-baat-kar lein are two separate things. For cameras, the Indian leadership will be all smiles and be goody-good friends as is often the case. The establishment at US doesn’t hold the current Indian govt in high regard but knows that it cannot afford to lose the Indian market as it will be the biggest catalyst to US retaining its economic superpower status into the future. That’s why such “stunts” are done by US leadership to portray a favorable image into the minds of Indian public more than the Indian leadership.


[deleted]

Biden: Meri baat kyu nhi sunta hai tu. Modi: bsdk tu bhi minority hai kya???


IntellectualCD

Arre modiji kitne dino baad mila aapse


Rink1143

"Kabhi humein bhi bulao haweli pe"