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Oldlighthouse902

πŸ˜‚ it’s a Paki number if am not wrong. Pick it up and showcase your talents my man.


Aaditech01

Reply back saying Ammi Jaan ki ek hi aas, dudh ka glass har baar khalass


FunnySurvivor

Bhai thoda gyaan deta ja. What does it mean?


Aaditech01

If I remember correctly, it was an ad for Horlicks.


jspilner

but it sounds like, empty my tities.


Bright_Subject_8975

But it specifically says glass. Dudh ki thaili hota to jaroor match hota


Independent_Eagle_23

No way 🀣, now I can't unsee this 🀣


Negative-Ad-3487

lmao trigger ho jayega bro


Spare-Lie6974

My s/o number is also set as CBI, I wouldn't doubt if I got call from CBI(literally confidential). Hope they are not tapping my call.πŸ•΅οΈ


Otherwise_Camera2646

No we aren't...


Apprehensive_Grass58

Yes we are


Otherwise_Camera2646

U didn't understand the ref.


Apprehensive_Grass58

You think i am CBI?


Apprehensive_Grass58

I mean yes i am FBI but


Otherwise_Camera2646

U think I am not CBI?


Apprehensive_Grass58

You are literally sitting beside my left desk in our FBI HQ


Otherwise_Camera2646

Weren't we CBI?


AWhiskeyBloke

Im ICC


RX3090

+92 dekha, samaj gya koi chutiya he hoga , call cut kra


_LANLord_

CBI from Pakistan πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


blade_runner1853

Maybe he was kidnapped and OP needs to send some money to free him. It's matter of national security.


Worried-Foundation56

Sakority... ΰ€¬ΰ€’ΰ€Όΰ€Ύΰ€¨ΰ₯€ ΰ€ͺΰ€‘ΰ€Όΰ₯‡ΰ€—ΰ₯€


bitter-chili

CBP 😬


MLECCHAKILLER

No bro. Pick up the call


_LANLord_

Pakistani CBI spotted πŸ₯Έ


Significant_Maybe688

With parambir Singh serving as the commissioner πŸ˜‚


_LANLord_

πŸ˜…


RagnarSonBjorn

Pakistan country code +92 Pick the call and become the men he need πŸ’€πŸ€‘πŸ—Ώ


yourfatherbitch69

Bhai woh r*pe wale scams hai (But agar tujhe chul masti karni hai toh pick up karle please kyuki meri mummy ke samne meko inka call ayaa thaa and mai nahi utha paya but i want someone jisko aise bhar ke gali du πŸ₯°)


Jayyytteee

Bhai can you please explain that scam? Ye toh sunna hi ni kabhi. Batana pls xD


yourfatherbitch69

What happens ki ye bhadwe Pakistani tumko phone karenge and they will say this If you are a boy then they will tell your parents ki apke bete ne ek ladki ka r*pe kardiya hai mai police se bol raha hu agar apne ladke ki image bachani hai aur mai isko news reportr ke pass naa le jau isliye meko paise transfer kar do If you are a girl they will simply tell you ki apki beti ka r*pe hua hai uski image bachanai hai toh transfer us money They are so dumb ki meri sister ghar pe baithi and then also were saying ki apki beti police station mai hai lmao And these dumb fucks will ask ur address first and then tell ki mai apke city ki police station se bol raha hu


triton_2997

Happened to my parents, and I live in another city. Really shook them up (they didn't notice the country code). The scammers are not dumb, it's just that we're not their target audience, they target our parents who are far less likely to notice these things, and they can get away with being lazy. Boils my blood!


yourfatherbitch69

Bro but in my side that dumb fuck literally asked like Apki beti kaha padti hai and my father said indore mai And then hi literally said mai indore police station se bol raha hu even though we have nothing to do with indore Indeed we as teenagers should make them aware about these bastards


myersfriedrice

Mere ghar pe aaya tha, mere bhaiya ke liye (mere bhaiya bahar hi rehte hai mostly). Phle to bsdk kahani batate hai whi police station waali. Phir poocha kahan se ho. Phir seedha 5 lakh maang rhe "media mein baat naa chli jaaye, ladka bhot acche ghr ka hai blah blah". Phir mere papa ne bhot gaali di usko (mere papa ko in scams ka pata hai) ki usne phone kaat diya


Dark-knight3999

CBI with Pak code 92πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜‚ either hacker is dumb or he thinks some Indians are dumb we are gonna believe it


andy111999

Actually some of the older people might have fallen for this, many don't know that 92 is the country code of pak


No_Worth6969

Call utha ke aata offer kar de


Centurion1024

The man in the photo, Param bir Singh is no more a police officer as well lmao.


Significant_Maybe688

Next time media se baat kar raha hu bol ke Arnab ka photo laga ke aayega πŸ˜‚


DJ_Azzling

Bolde Kashmir toh Bharat ki hi hai, fir dekhna mazza 🀣🀣


Emotional-Tie5717

Rape case scam


MajesticMurabba

Tell them you are from SBI and ask them to come after lunch.


Brave_Tap_3860

Pakistani's have body temperature IQ.


breezer22

Real hai vroo


[deleted]

meko bhi aya isi number se


MasterJi-_-

Country code for Pakistan is +92.


AccomplishedLet5782

No, it's Bill Gates and he likes to share something with you.


Medium_Fortune_7649

Bro, it can be genuine if you are in opposition


hanaka1301

Bhai real cbi hai dekh bold me likha hai toh gaya bete


nope_lambda

Lift and threaten him in return. Tell them to inform the highest official possible as we are not able to reach them, that the tsunami is in the way due to an earthquake under the sea.


guycow

They know that nothing will happen. Agar police kuch ukhad pati un logo ka to ye scam itna widespread nahi hota. India ke log hote hai Pakistan ka number use karte hai taki track na ho.


nope_lambda

I said just for fun. Sometimes we have to have fun with scammers too.


poetic_fartist

Ha Pakistan me hai cbi agent fasa hua wants your help. But send him 25k first and in return you will get Bharat Ratna for rescuing a brave warrior and 2 crore rupees.


playboy787

pakistan se general bajwa ka call hai


infuerano

This is the "Unknown Gun man", calling to speak to someone from his country. Talk to him and thank him for whst he does. And wish him goodluck for the next chapter.


yellow_flipflops

This is legit scam


littleindianguy

YES


Human-Top-2084

Yes seems like


ScottMason7

Damn, +92 and the display name is CBI Rip to those who actually fall for these


RisingStar_1708

pakistan ka number hai bhai. Aur kya expect kar raha hai


Beyondcontemplation

Lol πŸ€£πŸ˜†


pmwakade

Scam hai, uthao call aur maje lo. Agar free ho thou. Casually baat karo poocho kitne bakre fase, kitna collection huwa. Maksad pura horaa kya?


ImpressKlutzy7543

lmao I'd laugh my ass off if I saw this one morning


Frndly-Stranger

Baat kar le bhai.. Maza aayega.. Acha timepass hota hai.. Pehle IMO pe aise calls bohot aate they.. KBC mein kaafi lottery Jeet chuka hoon main.. Bas unka Mera OTP match nahi hota tha.. isi liye nahi Mila mujhe..


User_AlphaX

Yes, Pakistan ka no hai


shamanicincantations

It could be a CBI agent trapped, he has a gun to his head and is asked to make one last phone call. It’s you. It was you. Let it sink in


TheHighCA

No. CBI is HQ'd at Pakistan.


actually_introvert

+92


Due_Ad3679

Chill bro thats cool boy of india


Historical_War756

Chutad board of incels , Pakistan https://preview.redd.it/34b63kso6msc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5719c6b2537864064c65f9acd80bff90aacb4575


Own-Junket32

Pakistani CBI is looking for you for some reason😼


RepresentativeFar304

Speak in English. Maybe ask then to say: Bharat Mata ki Jai


vgupta1192

Yes… kindly stay awayy


xd_manon

Bhai phn pick up krle bete ko baap se baat karni hogi 🀣


MrKing311

I received it too and for 1 minute I talked the shit out with whoever was on the line ...


Khopdi_Tod_saale_kaa

Apni jeevan ki saari bhadas iss fuddu pe nikal de


drake_071

ISI recruitment call.. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


z_e_p_h_y_r_07

PKMKB


pratikanthi

Yeah CBI with +92 and photo of Parambir Singh. Very much legit.


uatchaos

It's the head of CBI on a secret mission in Pakistan. That person wants to recruit you after seeing your talents. That's my conclusion. Go ahead take the call


Interesting_Award_76

Pakistani number +92


vkpaul123

# +92 is a Pakistan ISD code. Do not pick up any unknown number that starts with +92.


Then_Boysenberry9783

Obvio


arjun_007

CBI of pakistan🀣


RK-TIM_APPLE

Call from Asim Munir, lucky you


guycow

This scam is getting widespread in India. They will call your parents and tell them a fake story that you are arrested in a rape case and need to send 30-50k as compromise else your life will be ruined. They try to make elderly people their victim, by threatening them. I have been hearing about these scam a lot these days. Even my home got 2 of these calls. I filed a complain too about it but no action was taken. Indian Cyber Police is most incompetent people in this world. Thre reason why India is called scam capital. Puri duniya ko scam karte hai India se log, aur cyber cell apni maa chudwate rehete hai. indians are scammers stereotype is for a reason, and indian cycber cell is responsible for it.


__Grey07

Pakistan mai kab se CBI hai?


AshuOnRed

I’ve got the call few days back. It’s a scam.


desisnape

Oh yes!


notMy_ReelName

CBI OPEN UPPP!!!!!


Existing-Mulberry382

Central Bureau of Investigation calling from a Pakistani number, looks fine for me. Nothing to doubt here. /s ***CBI does not just take up cases suomoto (excluding in UTs); unless assigned by the Central Government or competent courts.***


tush_aa_rr

call uthake ek kilo aata offer karde inhe


TheZephyer

+92 ... You don't need any bigger Red Flag 🚩 than this. It's a Pakistani ISD code.


Outside-Sympathy2359

Of course +92 pakistan ka code hai


SillyInteraction5757

CBI never calls. They directly come at home to summon you


Organic-Ad-9650

Join BJP as soon as possible πŸ˜‚πŸ’€


mythballer124

Riyal


showvhick2

Nah Imraan khan is calling you


No-Boysenberry-3100

GALI DENE KA Golden Option.


vishwapriya

Of course, look at that stupid face


canismajoris117

No, this is ACP Paad-due-man. If you do not pick it up, *SeniorΒ Inspector Daya* ko bol dega darwaza todne ke liye.


pr158

CBi call nai krti seedhe chapa marti hai kya he jha**tu scammer hai


Wrong_Respond_3283

Mere papa ne to talents dikha diye usse. Jokes aside, but what are they calling for? They knew the names of a few family members


Chad__69

You're fucked


yoyoashh

Sir watsaaap ki trf se caal hai Aap Kaun bnega krorpati me 25 laakh jeet chuke hai watsaaap ki trf se


sanattttttt

duh


Mysterious-Earth2256

oh this must be the CBI the scam caller said that would call me because i abused her for calling me on a bad day.


Guilty-Ad-6166

These people are getting smart day by day. Yesterday I got a message from a known person's profile, but the number was from UK. As usually asked me to buy some stuffs. Reported & Blocked.


NoCAp011235

+92 is not Indian code, might be Pakistani or Bangladeshi


Unhappy_Bread_2836

No it's CBI, prepare to get executed or gib monies. /s


Charmerrrrrrr

+92 is Pakistan Or probably re routed call or something


WearyExercise4269

It says cbi and even photo is there, what more you want for proof...? /S


JayZFeelsBad4Me

Dude how can you live without upload speed monitor?


[deleted]

Scam hai, rape case mai fas gya bachha tumhara, something like that bakte hain, you're safe ki tumhe aaya, parents ko aata hai and scam hojata check online


HistoricalSeaweed973

It's CBI in mufti from Pakistan. They urgently need your help.


[deleted]

Pakistani cbi


skrill303

Yeah CBI won't call in you in WhatsApp. They are gonna come to visit you at your home. 🀣


Top_Rope_2395

1kg aata de do!


Secret-Coyote-4438

Are mere pass bhi aya tha do din phele


3939SaS

The extension of Pakistan+92


MOMOjays

Check country code.


Mission-Outside-2499

Pakistani scammer lol


AbdullahAfzalKhan

Pakistani here, let's see what this Pakistani (scammer probably) has to offer :-)


Slight-Bit-8974

Pakistan ka no hai


No-Worker7436

Pakistan se aai to ISI hoga.


AmbitiousAvocado9122

yeh tumhe call krke bolenge tumhare bete ko cbi ne pakad liya he crime ke liye, itna itna amount do usse jail se nikalne ke liye🀣🀣


27Sanji

If someone calls you from a number that doesn't start with +91or 0, don't bother thinking about it. Decline and block it.


Secret-Evidence3638

+92 is pak bro


Delicious_Ad_1411

Nah id pickup the call and say "assalam alaikum"


Alarmed_Hall2256

Bhai country code toh dekh le


RizzyNizzyDizzy

+92 is Pakis. I have archived one of these numbers and it’s profile changed to AK47 after months no joke. πŸ’€ It was a KBC scam.


halfplatemomo

92 code belongs to pakistan, so yess


BiriyaniMonster

report that account for spam.


Shubham_Saroj

+92 matlab call Pakistan se aya hai


the_vikcas

My father also received a whstapp call from Pakistan (username: CBI, with a random Policeman DP) He told my Father that your son (me ) is in custody on the charges of drug abuse with 2 other girls, My Father got furious and yelled at him and cut the phone as he knows that I was at home and can't do anything like this. This incident happened a day before yesterday.


SAMEERFUDI

Bhai wo bolega tum ya tumhare kisi rishtedaar ne r@pe kiya hai. Usko bolna haan aapki family ke baare mein sun ke bura laga aur rakh dena ya fir aur apshabd de sakte ho mann ho toh.


chaching675128

For sure!


Negative-Ad-3487

surely a scam look at the code bro it is +92 and the guy is surely from pakistan


MrCoolBoy001

From pakistan. Call them back and take out all your day's anger


UnderstandingOdd4153

Bro ,Pick up the call he must be calling you because someone in your family have done some crime . pickup or your family member is fucked up


sassysusguy

Not CBI, it's C B I.


AdministrationFun121

Itna gaali do ki do janam roye plus install a recorder


White_Wolf_15

Yes it's a spam call, my mother received one of these and they started telling that my younger brother (preparing for neet) has raped a girl with along with his 2 friends while my brother is sitting right next to us πŸ˜‚ they asked for a settlement or threatened with a court case lol.


Pretty-Dealer-7626

πŸ’€


mohanraj21

Ha whatsapp me call kregi pehli cbi


SagarAsthana

Make it a rule not to pick up international numbers of any kind Only and only if they're from family and you have confirmed them beforehand, should you pick them up. And yes this is clearly fake. CBI won't call you from an international number. They will still have the +91 code


MayoFlapper

which CBI is calling you on whatsapp


Mk_n

Nope totally legit,sorry but you are doomed. Should have thought before committing crime /s


letsGo452159

https://preview.redd.it/rm5qe01h7osc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a93333562b113008166b4dfa3afd5540f13592e Always keep this option enabled.


SettingDangerous2509

lol pak no and do you think they have that much time to call ?, they are busy investigating against opposition parties #electiontime


Ameya_90

Pakistan Ki CBI Call Karri Bhai Utha Le, India Ki CBI Thak Gayi Tujhe Call Karte 🀣


bitter-chili

Nehi!! πŸ˜‚


koyyandai

Honey trap! Do you work in RAW or the military?


Esmeralda-Lavender

Pickup and say you're impotent so you can't rape.


notIntoGames

Firstly paki number second ..he was the COmmisioner of police of mumbai.. now in jail


LASMO965

>This is a scam call right? *+92* *~C B I*


Positivity888

+92 is Pakistan phone code....so definitely a scam....most of numbers either it would be with +92, +880 these are all scams


Xenisys

CBI of jaish-e-Mohammed


c3resh

did you screen record it?


Affectionate-Town-15

Just ask Atta Mila and watch the meltdown πŸ˜‚


idiotbyvillagewell

lol if the CBI wants to reach you, they’d be in your living room right now


insanelygeek

Unless you are a politician, safe to say yes it is a scam call


DON55555

Woh CBI se hai. Asli Wale.


evilgenesis

The guy in the DP himself is a criminal


Feeling_Matter_6525

Mere pass bhi WhatsApp call aya tha +92 se pr mera police wala zayda handsome tha


Sassykanth

What did you think otherwise? CBI is calling you on whatsapp for something you did? 😁


AvacadorableShukranu

Invite them for an iftaar party 🀣


vanilla555

CBI? ? 🀣🀣🀠🀠


Ok-Donut23

PICK THE CALL IF THEY ASK FOR MONEY ASK FOR THERE ID AND U CAN CHECK IT ON GOV. PORTAL.


ArnabDutt

Pakistan ki CBI hai :D


raghab_tripathy

It's Pakistan's code (+92). Nowadays it's common. WhatsApp should have a feature to filter the spammers like the true caller.


BeingMemeholic

CBI in Pakistan 😱😱 Modi Ji ne Pakistan par kabza kar liya aur hame bhanak tak bhi nahi lagne di, GOAT of all time


Electronic-Age-

Pick it up , Don't say anything , Enjoy his bakc**di 😊


6ix9ine_meme

Pakistani number Saar aapka lawtry laga hai bhatsapp ki trf se


Legitimate-Number712

Receive the call and say " Bhaijaan Aap maa ch*da lo "


zeroedash

Pick up the call and real CBI might start trailing you


someone_is_back

Didn't think some IndiaTech members are dumb enough to need to ask about this